I definitely don't regret going to college at all. No sir

it absolutely is

Bro I'm in college and I don't let my parents claim me, why are you such a bitch?

>don't get claimed as a dependent
Your parents probably save more than $1200 in taxes by claiming you as one.
>Don't get $500 because not a child
Yes, the benefit is literally for children.
>Don't get tuition refunded
Because you're still taking classes and earning a degree virtually? Sure, you are paying for access to the campus bowling alley and the swimming pool, but that's not the real reason why you're there.

Should have learned a trade.

High voltage lineman, $95K year. Critical infrastructure. Not locked down.

>kikerunes
every time

>Imagine paying a bunch of slow talking boomers for classes you can find on the internet for free.
Unfortunately to get your resume taken seriously by those slow talking boomers you need to take classes taught by those slow talking boomers. They've really cornered the market.

Imagine begging for a job instead of running a business.

>surname
mm-hmm shocker

how much is your education really worth if it doesn't help you pay the bills?

>Don't qualify for $1200check if claimed as dependents
Nope, correct.

>Don't qualify for $500 because over 18
Nobody is qualifying for $500, the people who have the dependents get $500 for having them. It doesn't go to the dependent

>Don't get a tuition refund
Colleges are a business

>Don't get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
It was your choice to live off campus; also you're under a legal contract with someone to pay them rent.

>Don't get to keep on campus jobs
On campus jobs serving who? Everyone is gone. You want to keep working at the information center with no one there? You want to keep working at panda Express for an empty campus?

>dont get student loan forgiveness
No, you bought something with someone else's money.

absolutely BASED
youtube.com/watch?v=yEitrZU-nCw

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I graduated last year as a CS major have now work as a code monkey. This shit is so easy that for the last year I've been working two jobs simultaneously from home, puting in no more than 8 hours/day combined (Adderall helps). I've made $176k so far and have already paid off my student loans and still have enough left over for a down payment on a nice house.

Y'all keep whining about how college isn't worth it. I'm gonna be over here looking at real estate listings.

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degrees are basically work permits

99% of burgers are retarded

Yeah, it has very little to do with education at this point.

>imagine paying for college
I'm native so I got my bachelors degree for nearly free. Had to pay for books and a $99 fee a semester. I also worked part time, so I'm still getting my free gibs

>>Don't get a tuition refund
>Colleges are a business
...
>>Don't get to keep on campus jobs
>On campus jobs serving who? Everyone is gone. You want to keep working at the information center with no one there? You want to keep working at panda Express for an empty campus?
115IQ trying its hardest.

>I'm better than you because I went to college
>I'm also a hopelessly broke loser

Which tribe? I pissed off some Indians on campus last year. You people are really sensitive.

Imagine being so pathetic that not getting a one time payment of $1200 makes you regret getting an education.

These faggots will have to seethe harder, learn to cope, or kill themselves. Do nothing, get nothing. This stimulus package is for the working class. Not the 42% that will just hang themselves a month from now.

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"Everyone should learn a trade" is the same logic as "everyone should go to college". Its just more boomer tier one size fits all line of thinking

>It was your choice to live off campus
What? It’s the dorms on campus that have shut down and left the students to find off campus housing

And you get to travel!

Standing rock. Whoever you pissed off probably either was larping as a native or was under 25%. To be recognized by most tribes (and be entitled to gibs and free education) you have to be at least 25%. Either way good job, natives have no reason to be pissed at whitey anymore.

>Imagine begging for a job instead of running a business.
Imagine running a business selling degrees to people begging for a job.

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>waaahhh I voluntarily signed a legal document requiring me to fulfill specific obligations and now I regret it

imagine working a SINGLE day in your life
true cucks are sickening

Just nuke the colleges. Please

Not my problem lol

are you disabled or something

She's referring to the fact that dorm dwellers at some colleges got their housing refunded for the semester.

You think these kids with no money just went got an apartment the day they were kicked out? When lost their poor on campus job?

Me a college student in 2018 and 2020 (grad school)
>was not a dependent
>worked pet time as a wage cuck during the summer and filed taxes
>don’t need debt forgiveness bc no debt
>keep on campus job as a TA bc we’re online
Most college student either are living with their parents or have jobs now regardless. This is a cope.

If everyone were to go into the trades, wages would go down.

Overpriced ones at that. It's also turning into some form of (((social literacy))) certificate. A I love globohomo stamp of approval

Classes are online now, so the student is still getting a service for ther tuition. They're paying for a degree and still getting it. You get what you pay for, and you should pay for what you get. They should only get a PARTIAL refund IF classes are completely cancelled.

You fags say doing anything at all makes you a cuck so your opinion is worthless.

Hahahahaha zoomer college faggots SEETHING.

American university is a lottery ticket to become a 1%er, it's not the 99%'s responsibility to pay off your gambling losses.

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>he fell for the post-secondary meme
Nothing makes me comfier than seeing midwits stake their ego and future on judgments made by apathetic/incompetent twats, and then subsequently fund the corrupt "higher education" scheme for a shitty piece of paper that bumps them up to the low 100's in the queue for a fucking job. Meanwhile they're bogged down by debt, having paid countless times more for what they got than what it will ever be worth.
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literally nigger work for niggers. I've never met a lineman who wasnt dirt poor and partially retarded

Hahahaha so true. Even if you get a masters there is a good chance you'll be stuck working at McDonald's

based black science man

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This is the new go-to boomer spiel, just altered to fit the times. Just learn to think for yourself and see opportunity in markets that aren’t over-saturated. Boomers told millennials coming out of highschool to get “tech” jobs, “it’s the future”. Fast forward 5 years and the tech market is overflowing with millennial faggots all competing for the same job.

Should be the case but often it's a charge for the diploma itself.

More and more people should take apprenticeships but we're not fully there yet.

Haha, the Democrats wanted to be the ones who created the Trump Bucks bill and get the credit. The only problem is that they're going to get shit on for how many people in their voting base will not get anything since they don't pay or D their taxes.

Nice larp. H1B visa holders from India have pretty much killed the wages of low and medium skilled coders. Why pay whitey 6 figures when you can pay mehmet $15 an hour for the same job

I'm not white, I'm Mexican-American. I pissed them off because.. well, I'll just greentext it.

>walk by while university injun club is having a get together for injuns
>they have refreshments and games
>i want to partake in refreshments and games
>they tell me I'm not allowed to partake because I'm not injun
>tell them that the only difference between my injun ancestors and theirs is that mine are still around in decent numbers because they weren't weak enough to be wiped out
>their faces all turn bright red (im assuming)
>it's a very liberal school, so I walk away before I get expelled 3 months from graduation

I swear every one of them felt like they were being perpetually victimized even though most of them looked more white than me.

Simply not true. Boomers like experience and results. Boomers don't hire idiots with Master's degrees who's only experience is Starbucks. College grads waste their prime working years in school. Very child like.

Well, I'm a PhD student and...

1. I'm not a fucking dependent because I'm an adult.
2. I do keep my on campus job because I'm a TA, and classes are still in session. In fact, I now have more flexibility because everything is online delivery.
3. Rent forgiveness? Bitch, I have that shit paid through June. Fucking manage your money right, idiots. Bills come first. Then comes other basic necessities such as food and toiletries. From what's left over, save most of it. Maybe pay down some loans.

this

My father is a linesman. He is pretty dumb but makes ~160k a year as a foreman and is a multimillionaire

This. When I was 16 I started looking into the cost/benefit ratio of various degrees. As soon as I saw the cost of textbooks and loans I was baffled how anyone thought starting off adulthood 10's of thousands in debt was possibly a wise life choice. College in the country is a big financial scheme and nothing more.

Honestly that's hilarious. Alot of Injuns are really shitty (I'm 74% white. I barely made the cut for gibs). The ones from the Kansas and Oklahoma tribes are pretty based if they aren't drunk driving or smoking meth

>I swear every one of them felt like they were being perpetually victimized

That's how it works. If they're not victims, they lose social power.

IT'S THE PAPER CERTS THAT YOU CANNOT
GET FROM ONLINE COURSES THAT WILL
LET YOU GET JOBS TO GROW YOUR LIFE.
BOOMERS ARE PAPER GATE KEEPERS.
THE DEVILS GREATEST WEAPON. PAPER.

Well I didn’t even get to go to college you whiny fucks. Maybe you should use your privilege to get a useful degree and intern in a related field.

Work for less faggot and then ask for a raise after you crush it. Plus indians suck at coding. So many opportunities for you if you're realistic.

Your on Yas Forums. Are you not disabled?

>Adderall
>literally taking meth just to work
As a coding boomer I can tell you right now addy is a jew meme that'll catch up to you eventually if you keep relying on it just like all the other reddit CS zoomers.

I’m this guy.
Fuck all these dummies that couldn’t make the system work for them. I’m from NY and go to school in a flyover state so I’m in a great situation rn. May have to stay and get my PhD though if the job market sucks next year because of this. Even my gf who’s an undergrad is fine right now because her family is rich lol.

>he fell for the college meme

This

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>daedric runes

>Why do the people falling for scams get no relief
Gee I wonder what you'd do with that 1200 if you're already 80k in debt with no income.

Higher education is a meme
Most people dont need higher education, they just drone through it to get grades, then work in a field where they at best use 5% of what they supposedly learned, and they forget it all in a few years time
I think only exceptional ability should be a reason to accept someone into higher education, and good schoolgrades are not an indicator of exceptional ability in any way

i've choosen to live in a barrel instead

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Why would these people need any more breaks? For fucks sakes, these institutions make bank on interest alone and dont appear to be getting uncomfortable on the gravy train. For fucks sakes. If they really need a document, they can take the Martpill and work with me for 5-6 years while the company pays for thier SELECT degree.

You can find the lectures, but that's where it ends. Reminder: it doesn't matter what you know. What matters is what other people say you know.

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If you get a useful degree, college is completely worth it.

t. Electrical Engineer

I can imagine a limp wristed faggot man child writing this post lel

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Im going to community college for dental hygiene program, cheap as dirt

Idk why people say college is a meme, community college medical programs are the shit, I already have a job lined up when I (was suppose) to graduate in July

Hope that’s still going to work out,either way it’s in demand so I’ll find something