/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2691

Reminder this is a big fat NOTHING.

It's not nonexistent. It's a nasty flu-like virus. But that's all it is. It's not the apocalypse. It's not the endtimes. It's not "the big one".
What it definitely is NOT doing is collapsing the health care system in any place other than poorly managed niggertown, usa shitholes that would have collapsed from a bad case of chicken pox anyway.
Everything that is being forced on you about this virus is media hysteria. Some people are outright lying to you. Some people are mentally incompetent but still have a burning need to shriek their opinions on the internet/journablogosphere and tell you what they think you should do to stay safe. Some people just see this as a valuable opportunity to wedge in MuhDiversity, or attack right-leaning politicians they don't like, etc. Some people are just panicky, flightly kale males.

We're finally starting to see people push back, and call them on their bullshit. Resources like the UK Imperial university's phony data that was used by many MAJOR media sources has now been retracted by its own authors. Other media outlets are being criticized by social media personalities and your average joe schmoes alike. The corona emperor has no clothes.

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>reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-china-toll/china-defends-against-incoming-second-wave-of-coronavirus-idUSKBN21G00G

IT'S PARTY TIME

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He's not wrong.... What's really going on?

twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1244250654522171395?s=20

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>and I can't prove them wrong
ftfy

I CANT BREATHE THROUGH HALF MY NOSE !
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Infected 10.866 (+1.104), deaths 771 (+132). How long until martial law?

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We're all gonna die

> pic related, it's me

get rekt by corona or the consequences of economic collapse, nothingburger

H E R D
I N N M U N I T Y

It's not a second wave. It's the first wave. It never stopped. They lied.

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>Why yes, I do wear a respirator in public to reduce my exposure to COVID-19 and scare normies, how could you tell?

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china lied
people died

>He's not wrong
Because...?

Hahahahaha
They're so fucked.

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>dutch mooning with shit capacity
>lol we trust our people no lockdown

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>take your pills schizos
>l-listen guys it's a hoax
>i-it will died out in ''2 weeks''

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>Blaming second wave on foreigners
CCP is talking out their ass to cover up the fact the first wave never ended

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> it's all fake
> t. Bill

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 123,781 (2,229) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,797 (6,528) Germany 58,247 (455) Iran 38,309 (2,640) France 37,575 (2,314) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,352 (282) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Austria 8,486 (86) Turkey 7,402 (108) Portugal 5,962 (119) Canada 5,655 (61) Norway 4,232 (25) Australia 3,969 (16) Brazil 3,904 (117) Israel 3,865 (14) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,697 (13) Malaysia 2,470 (34) Ireland 2,415 (36) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Poland 1,771 (20) Romania 1,760 (40) Japan 1,693 (52) Russia 1,534 (8) Pakistan 1,526 (13) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Saudi Arabia 1,299 (8) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,221 (11) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (25) Iceland 963 (2) Panama 901 (17) Mexico 848 (16) Singapore 844 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +203 (+8) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,562 (+546) Germany +552 (+22) Iran +2,901 (+123) Switzerland +276 (+18) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Austria +215 (+18) Portugal +792 (+19) Canada (+1) Norway +217 (+2) Australia +334 (+2) Brazil (+3) Israel +246 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +66 (+2) Malaysia +150 (+7) Denmark +194 (+7) Poland +133 (+2) Romania +308 (+3) Russia +270 (+4) Pakistan +31 (+1) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Saudi Arabia +96 (+4) Indonesia +130 (+12) Finland +54 (+2) India (+1) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore +42 (+1) Slovenia +46 (+2) Croatia +56 (+1) Estonia +34 (+2) Serbia (+1) Morocco +48 (+1) Lebanon +26 (+2) Armenia +17 (+2) Hungary +65 (+2) Bulgaria +7 (+1) Andorra (+1) Macedonia +16 (+2) Hong Kong +81 Iraq +41…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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RIP

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kanker brabanders met hun kut carnaval
kanker moslims die weigeren te luisteren
kanker studenten die denken dat ze onsterfelijk zijn

UK update
+2,433 new cases +209 new deaths since yesterday

new cases have been 2-3k for the last 4 days now

Reminder that Jews are spreading coronavirus

old.reddit.com/r/newjersey/comments/fpo9p0/cops_break_up_another_lakewood_wedding_defying/

simple, you close off parts that aren't needed rn to have more staff and resources available at the place where it's needed.

pictures/videos of the sick, dead and overwhelemd hospitals?

oh wait

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F. what happened to Gary? corona-chan got him?

Nice work

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>no city will be spared

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Now they're the "just two more weeks" faggots.

glorious northerners proving themselves immune

pathetic inst it next europe is a hoax

youtube.com/watch?v=N2-oqXC2ZnM
youtu.be/wJlWrJ5JQNE
youtu.be/UECFNbJpcow
youtube.com/watch?v=AVGV3VFexdg&feature=youtu.be&t=150
youtube.com/watch?v=kamZlRikarU&feature=youtu.be&t=217

Empty hospitals in Italy
youtube.com/watch?v=VU-79l52oDo
Empty hospitals in the US
youtube.com/watch?v=N94T_nKMKM4
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9hVrg6zXVc

Empty hospitals in Berlin
youtube.com/watch?v=hsWY5NMuCPg
Empty hospitals in Spain
youtube.com/watch?v=WVTBabRLJ-U

No lines, no overwhelmed hospitals, no panic, no military, no bodies, no 'makeshift morgues'

Didn't your government say something along the lines of you people being intelligent enough to know that you're supposed to stay at home and that it would not impose martial law?
Meanwhile a dutch pal keeps telling me horror stories about "corona parties" in your country. Just what the fuck is going on there?

Marshall Law

Fuck fuck fuck herdbros they're overtaking us

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>CCP calls chinese back with their propaganda
>"ITS THE FOREIGN FAULT"

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rolling for virus mysteriously going away at the end of april

>muh second wave are foreigners china solved problem
>china stronk
pure propaganda they never ended wave one

I’ve seen plenty of videos of overflooded hospitals but you’re right it’s all probably a hoax by every country on the planet collaborating with the democrats to simultaneously lockdown and shut down all their economies just to make Trump look bad.

>The story will have legal consequences
not anymore lel

Godspeed Corona chan!

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gary is not real, gary is metaphysical, an amalgation of all our fears, hopes and dreams

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>it's May
>China has gone almost completely dark outside of officials screaming that it's perfectly fine fuck off gwailo
>yfw reports of opened graves in Italy and America
>rumours start circulating online about cannibal sightings

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Lmao, they're just incinerating them as soon as they get a positive test

yeahhhh, it was nice knowing you guys

HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK THE DEATH TOLL WILL GO

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trannies and fatties can wait so they’re prioritizing hospitals it’s not rocket science

nobody is listening to that faggot he is completely isolated and has no party

it's here to stay

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (-25%) Wuhan (-21%) New Delhi (-51%) Dubai (-24%) Moscow (-41%) Rome (-9%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-15%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-13%) Paris (-25%) Madrid (-8%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-34%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-1%) Buenos Aires (-2%) New York (-4%) Washington (-1%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (0%) Mexico City (-2%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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First 2 ICU patients are moved to a German ICU because we are running out soon.

What a shitshow this will be when German is going to need the ICU beds back and returns the Dutchies back while ours are already full.

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>"corona parties"
My neighbours on either side are doing just that. I want them dead now.

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Is Venlo safe?

>look at all these homeless people walking into random hospitals!
Literally one of them doesn’t believe in viruses. Kill yourself

SHOW ME THE FUCKING BODIES
SHOW ME
I FUCKING DARE YOU
SHOW ME THE BODIES NOW

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Paracetamol is going to save us.

Sorry bro. We keep being jumped by Portugal. Embarrassing.

FUCK JANNIGGERS REMOVING POSTS SMDH RN

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roll for nonthiburguers start regretting everything in april

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See Also nobody said any of the bullshit you just said; nice strawman.

the chad super spreader. bretty based

truckloads of frozen nothingburgers

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He died for your sins you fucking bunch of pedos

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90% is listening and staying inside but that 10% that isn't is very very annoying

This
It’s just their retarded commie logic attempt at altering the narrative
They never had it under control It just needed to look like it so they could blame anyone but themselves for a „second wave“

Son of a bitch.

pick up that can

You just proved nothing and proved none of them wrong.
Good job retard.

>yfw reports of opened graves in Italy and America

Redpill me about this

What, right now?

They will be soon enough

corona brabanders met hun kut carnaval
corona moslims die weigeren te luisteren
corona studenten die denken dat ze onsterfelijk zijn

davidicke.com/article/566782/billy-six-deckt-corona-schauspiel-auf
>video is deleted
The fuck is going on?

>tfw Gary died weeks ago and a bot is all he left behind

shut the fuck up

I AIN’T DONE WITH YOU YET SLANT EYES

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WHY JAPAN NUMBERS ARE GOING UP YOU IDIOTS TOLD ME THEY HAVE IT CONTAINED BECAUSE OF MUH MASKS
MY ANIME IS GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>REMINDER THAT RIOTS AND SOCIAL UNREST ARE BREWING

express.co.uk/news/world/1261631/coronavirus-europe-social-unrest-riots-covid19-red-cross-warning
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

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Why no crisis in africa?

They're addicted to coping

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>I see no signs for a tsunami, in fact the sea is further away than ever before

it was a couple of references to jehova's witness texts

coeperunt finem habet

Oh nononononono

Cool yet out of the canon.
Now make her take a shower or a bath with that hat as a bath hat.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but if you're looking for the same flooded hospitals as you saw in the Wuhan videos, that hasn't happened yet. Covid patients are confined to specific designated floors (for now). Elective surgeries are being postponed, a great number of hospitals are establishing triage tents outside the ER. The bodies are often stored in the hospital's morgue (or taken away as we saw in Italy and Iran among others). This is my experience thus far, though you could very well be correct in your findings.

>youtube.com/watch?v=VU-79l52oDo
>footage only shows the fucking floor
nice try

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You killed the bot, gg faggots

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Some pasta finally. All the stores here are sold out.

Post more kino

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>yfw reports of opened graves in Italy and America
>rumours start circulating online about cannibal sightings

WHAT THE FUCK?!! Explain

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No hospitals.
And there are just so many niggers that it can easily go unnoticed until it is far too late.

Take your meds Qnigger

Their PM thinks they should all be exposed to develop antibodies. Lmao. Fucking toothpaste

google.com/amp/s/www.jta.org/2020/03/24/lifestyle/the-netherlands-is-ok-with-citizens-being-exposed-to-the-coronavirus-thats-terrifying-to-me-and-nearby-jewish-communities/amp

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cute

There's more than one video there pastanigger

Good, let the chimps in every country chimp out and let them be put down as the filthy animals that they are.

One of the janitors finally stopped stuffing himself with hot pockets long enough to realize that Gary was a fucking spambot.

No testing

Then why are the media saying the hospitals are overwhelmed and people are standing outside for hours?
The virus is real but the panic that fake news media faggots spread is not real.

I WANT IT TO STOP
I WANT IT TO STOP
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Roll for
>It's just the flu bro

Go to New York and go to the morgue and see the incinerators work overtime.

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its called lying about the real number of cases.

And saving the pension funds

wtf what's gonna happen to my animes and mangas?

For real, please invade us and put the cunts against the wall

For the herd!

I can't hear them now, maybe later on today, there's still time. They were at it yesterday and ever day before that.

Copium is one hell of a drug

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t. Never worked in a hospital

Healthcare workers know how to disguise a body to transport it so other patients dont get freaked out, you know? Adding to the hospitals being barred for the public in shtf countries, theyre not letting some guy with a smartphone run around taking pics as any deceased ones family is going to sue the hospitals ass when they see dead granpa on TV

Have some sense

within days of that statement our pm changed his mind and went full foatten the curve mode

hows the 401k bucko?

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Dont worry, austria and germany are doing fine. Here we're going into the single digits soon when it comes to the daily % infection increase and I expect we soon take care of other euros as well

Stop? It hasn't even begun in earnest yet

those are the chimp outs where even among armed forces there is in-fighting

>corona-chan is creating more incels

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THIS PARTY
JUST STARTED

Can't you report them to the authorities or something?

Sub 65k new cases today
Sub 60k new cases in 3 days
Pandemic is over

That's not an argument.
You still haven't proven anything I sent wrong, but okay, YOU'RE right...somehow?

What do you think why the death must be cremated?

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This, MAKE IT STOP

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Lets hope the puritans get fucked more at least

cope

We will be together with corona-chan forever user

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The irony is delicious.

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>Germany accepting Dutch patients
>Germany accepting Italian patients
tfw Germany is trying to save Europe yet again. Thank you germbros

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Seething. Wonder when all these rags will go under in the collapse. I'm worried they'll do better than ever...

am I the only one who wants to have live coverage of nothing burgers getting rekt by corona?

What did really happen to Thomas Schäfer?? I bet he wanted to leak something!!

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Plz don't let me die a virgin

Hospitals are ghost towns because the shitheads that normally clog up A&E with their hangovers have to stay at home now.

opened the website of one of our big serious newspapers today
they had five articles about sex on the front page
and they think incels are obsessed

Anyone else clinging to religion at this point?

I faithless, but I'm at the point of pleading "please, if there's a God, ..."

they don't have (((msm))) influence
the crisis is pure (((msm))) at peak faggotry level

Don't think so because it happens on their own property (back garden or house). I think the police only care if it's out in the streets or public.

Events for which a permit is not required and less than I believe 80 people are still allowed

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anons iv been super drunk the past 48h and missed the 600k milkers anyone can hit me up?

do you have any idea how much political leverage germany gets by doing this?
They want to be the sole ruler of the EU.
For now it's nice but don't fall for it

I think we'll be out of the graph soon

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If this was really cooked in china then why the hell haven't they saved their population yet? ARen't there riots already? Wouldnt the chinese people turn against the governemnt?

not everyone takes it seriously
I hear a lot of stories about old people not keeping proper distance in stores

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This

Good goy

What evidence do you have this is real other than media panic, numbers we're supposed to blindly trust, and the Government enforcing martial law?

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>mfw I found two respirator cartridges yesterday
I felt like a STALKER discovering a hidden stash.

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You guys have an army?

Just take the L nothingburgs, you're starting to sound like Dems did in 2017 with the conspiracy cope.

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While faggots like you are overreacting

SKY NEWS REPORTER WITH SYMPTOMS LIVE ON AIR
youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

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Old people are notorious for not giving a fuck about anything.

>Fire Trucks, ambulances and zogniggers speed past my house as I read this post
kek

Uuuuuh, Let me guess before i check myself!
Die Zeit?

>-thats-terrifying-to-me-and-nearby-jewish-communities
>Cnaan Liphshiz

HMMMMMM
>twitter.com/hebrish/status/1240039189497995264

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Just disband or leave the EU like we did

MOMMY

An ER nurse gives the rundown for what it's like right now at her hospital:

instagram.com/tv/B-GX-D1DKJ_/

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>believes the bullshit the media is feeding him
And I'M the goy...okay.

So is China going to have any sort of punishment at all for the shit they’ve done and lied about? I really really hope so. China is that one autistic kid that gets away with everything because they have weaponized autistism. Every sanction, every reprieve they get they threaten with missiles. I just want China to answer for their crimes.

Better get ready

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I'm not 100% sure. I think some of that is the media doing their usual work of over-dramatizing things.

Normalfaggots really are sex starved, disgusting lunatics.

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>why no deaths in America
didn't start yet
>why no crisis in India?
didn't start yet
>why no crisis in Brazil?
didn't start yet

Top floor neighbour was doing music at 5am in the morning. I hope the same faith for them as well.

When_Stacy_goes_to_corona_parties_with_Chad_instead_of_self_quarantine_with_you.jpg

yes

Airplane in Philippines carrying medical supplies just crashed.

twitter.com/pursherrr/status/1244245225108692992

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Looking at these mutts going into a mental breakdown over China Is fucking hilarious.

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normalfags mad they got blue balled by corona-chan

corona chan will take your virginity and make you sterile so you stay devoted to her

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kek

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What evidence do you have that you are real other than words on a Bhutanese carrot farming forum, words we're supposed to blindly trust, and your post without a timestamped picture of a sharpie in the pooper?

I like her

in theory. But lets put it like this, we lease 18 leopard tanks from Germany

He didn't fly so good.

no knowing user here. What is the mathematics names for the different curves on graphs? The curve grows, so it is exponential. When it goes straight is it linear? And if it reverse exponential is it logarithmic?

What the fuck

Is this it? The start of sabotage?

I love you corona chan!

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B-bro's? Netherlands is fucked. My mother works in homecare, they had a suspected case of corona. Patient was picked up by a special team (hazmat suits) and taken to the hospital where she waited in a waiting room with other suspected cases, without protection! Her fever went down and they sent her home without testing.
Homecare is taking care of her again but they visit 10-20 clients on the same evening sometimes, all elderly and weak people.
We're not testing enough here! They are killing the old and weak on purpose!

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Most people just get asked to stay home if they feel a bit better or dont need to be hospitalized. once you feel better after 24 hours you can go out again if you want. You don't have to call in that you got better so no one really knows what these numbers are so they just don't report it at all.

What are the chances this is gonna get as bad as spanish flu?

I hear teens to twenties are wanking in the toilet paper isle in front of Children.

It clearly doesnt affect hot countries as badly

Because I'm making this post, Shekelberg.
There's no videos of overrun hospitals, no mass graves, nothing.
So again, WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE?

WE LOVE YOU ALBANIA ANONS!
YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY GOOD EAST EUROPE COUNTRY!

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>CHINESE COMPANY WHO MADE THE +600,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS WHICH THE SPAIN COMMUNIST GOVERMENT BOUGHT SAID "THEY DIDN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PROPERTLY"
CHINESE COMPANY WHO MADE THE +600,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS WHICH THE SPAIN COMMUNIST GOVERMENT BOUGHT SAID "THEY DIDN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PROPERTLY"
>CHINESE COMPANY WHO MADE THE +600,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS WHICH THE SPAIN COMMUNIST GOVERMENT BOUGHT SAID "THEY DIDN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PROPERTLY"
CHINESE COMPANY WHO MADE THE +600,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS WHICH THE SPAIN COMMUNIST GOVERMENT BOUGHT SAID "THEY DIDN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PROPERTLY"
>CHINESE COMPANY WHO MADE THE +600,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS WHICH THE SPAIN COMMUNIST GOVERMENT BOUGHT SAID "THEY DIDN'T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS PROPERTLY"

>elmundo.es/economia/2020/03/29/5e7f3520fdddff32168b4602.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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you are a dumb boomer that wants to be spoonfed only things that are good that will make your retirement come back

it aint coming back

The end is near, we are literally in the biggest happening since ww2, and is going to get worse.

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I have an idea, it involves every citizen in the USA putting a gun on their temple and pulling the trigger. Then we incentivize every chinese citizen to do the same. World IQ skyrockets, global pollution levels plummeting.
Where's my Nobel prize?

>the day of the grill and rake isn't via bullets, or an electric bugaloo, but a fucking chinese coof

I still don't know how to feel about this.

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>UK update
>+2,433 new cases +209 new deaths since yesterday
>new cases have been 2-3k for the last 4 days now
It always seems to hover around the same level for a few days and then jump up suddenly. I think it's to do with testing capacity. But will see starting tomorrow what effect quarantine has had.

the virus is as bad as the spanish flu, that's why governments sacrificed the economy for the people this time because last the economy died just as bad but with 100m extra deaths