/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2690

WHEN I SAY 'SOMETHING' YOU SAY BURGER

SOMETHING

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Bullshit virus with 'makeshift morgues' and 'overwhelmed hospitals' that don't exist.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=brdRsA9EPwo&list=PLBlSynguD0vYKPKc_SHzsqr_Z_TBl1jVv&index=3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vml8MdukptU&list=PLBlSynguD0vYKPKc_SHzsqr_Z_TBl1jVv&index=12
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAVIUBJ1SEQ&list=PLBlSynguD0vYKPKc_SHzsqr_Z_TBl1jVv&index=6
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqS-mconfQc&list=PLBlSynguD0vYKPKc_SHzsqr_Z_TBl1jVv&index=1

burger

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Sandwich

Jury's still out on ADE and heterologous reinfection, three years may be very optimistic

POST YFW WHEN THE DEATH TOLL UPDATES ON WORLDOMETER

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borg

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are they using the sunlight method from the spanish flu era?

Our quarentine is designed in a way that weakens the immune system. Not allowed to exercie or be outside even if you are 100 meters from anyone. Only allowed to go to the store. Everyone at 20.00h goes in their commieblock balcony to clap and yell and spread the virus to other balconies. Then stay inside 24/7 rebreathing the virus.
It's so sunny outside, we could all be out by taking turns abd keeping 10 meters between people and getting healthier.
But no.
Stay home inside or we report you
The balcony STASI roastie thing is getting out of hand

m.kikebook.com/tumiraycalla/videos/2924876527592016/

I hope it annihilates San Francisco and Hollywood at least

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Reposting because new bread

How bad is is going to get before it starts burning itself out. Has any country gotten to that point yet?

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>my fav show got delayed because of this
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BURGER

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>a lot more people are dying
>it doesn't count because they were obese, had hypertension, diabetes, and respiratory disease.

Does this motherfucker ever stop tweeting or he sleep with his phone in bed?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 123,781 (2,229) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,797 (6,528) Germany 58,247 (455) Iran 38,309 (2,640) France 37,575 (2,314) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,352 (282) Netherlands 10,866 (771) Belgium 10,836 (431) South Korea 9,583 (152) Austria 8,486 (86) Turkey 7,402 (108) Portugal 5,962 (119) Canada 5,655 (60) Norway 4,217 (25) Australia 3,969 (16) Brazil 3,904 (117) Israel 3,865 (14) Sweden 3,700 (110) Czech Republic 2,689 (13) Malaysia 2,470 (34) Ireland 2,415 (36) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Romania 1,760 (40) Poland 1,717 (19) Japan 1,693 (52) Russia 1,534 (8) Pakistan 1,526 (13) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,221 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (25) Iceland 963 (2) Panama 901 (17) Mexico 848 (16) Singapore 802 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +203 (+8) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,562 (+546) Germany +552 (+22) Iran +2,901 (+123) Switzerland +276 (+18) Netherlands +1,104 (+132) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Austria +215 (+18) Portugal +792 (+19) Norway +202 (+2) Australia +334 (+2) Brazil (+3) Israel +246 (+2) Sweden +253 (+5) Czech Republic +58 (+2) Malaysia +150 (+7) Denmark +194 (+7) Romania +308 (+3) Poland +79 (+1) Russia +270 (+4) Pakistan +31 (+1) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Indonesia +130 (+12) India (+1) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore (+1) Slovenia +46 (+2) Croatia +56 (+1) Estonia +34 (+2) Serbia (+1) Lebanon +26 (+2) Morocco +35 (+1) Armenia +17 (+2) Hungary +65 (+2) Bulgaria +7 (+1) Andorra (+1) Macedonia +16 (+2) Finland +54 Hong Kong +81 Iraq +41 Bahrain +23 Lithuania +43…

>FULL LISTS
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No thats the 'I've been locked in my house for 2 months vitamin D deficiency' method

700K today! Remember when 500K look so far and now we are almost half of that in less than a week!

BURGER

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>*ping* *ping* *ping*
>*high pitched screech*
>*psssshhhhhhhhttttttttttt*
>*click* *click* *click*

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>last wish before cough-cough to death

Are you the strike witch bro?

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No dancing stars for you, fag

yes this is a modified SARS, hence SARS-CoV-2 being the real name

What could have been...

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I love that the Chinese narrative is breaking down.

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So basically like Death Princess on a city-wide level.

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>How bad is is going to get before it starts burning itself out.
IF we believe china managed it (ignoring that they lied about the numbers) expect very very very long lines at the crematoria to get your family members back
ntd.com/beijing-censors-photo-of-wuhan-locals-lining-up-at-funeral-home_449328.html

Most people in my area still go outside to bike/walk

Just stay inside, Pedro, how fucking hard can it be

youtube.com/watch?v=zviV_bldpSk

I remember how it was "1 MORE THREAD = 3 MORE DEAD" only 2 weeks ago. Now this number is rapidly approaching 12.

He is the yin to CVGs yang. A collection of NEET doomers that never sleep, vs a nothingburger boomer who only sleeps when his stonks go up.

>not allowed to exercise
imagine not having weights in your home

neither
my SUPERNATURALINOS
MY BASED BOIS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BACK TO WORKRINO ITS NOTHINGBURGERINO
STOP MAKING THREADIRINOS

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A million dead worst case. It's important not to play into the hysteria in these threads, the odds of you actually dying are insanely low.

Be that as it may, hospital capacities will be absolutely fucked over the next couple of months, so expect to see a lot more deaths from heart attack, stroke, seizures, non corona pneumonia, seizures, etc.

if everybody is outside you will all be breathing in eachothers contagion clouds you retard, how are Spaniards so dumb? I am ashamed of my ancestral homeland.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-6%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (-31%) Wuhan (-21%) New Delhi (-51%) Dubai (-24%) Moscow (-41%) Rome (-13%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-13%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-12%) Paris (-24%) Madrid (-10%) Barcelona (-14%) London (-32%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-1%) Buenos Aires (-2%) New York (-1%) Washington (-1%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (0%) Mexico City (0%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Why do you wear the shirt inside out?

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He wrote The Bell Curve.

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>still taking almost 2 days per 100k infected
Kek, it's nothing
Go home

How long till Bill dies coofing?

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This guy is a literal schizo who needs to take his meds

Do anyone know some mental gymnastic to make me believe that corona is nothingburger?

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2 years til burnout, assuming we all don't die of a third wave reinfection because this thing isn't letting us develop immunity

Here as well, what kind of faggy quarantine doesnt even allow you to go jogging? Streets are still nearly empty tho

You have to be a normalfag NPC.

Try lobotomy.

>lol this virus only kills you if you have asthma or you're a bit overweight or if you exercise too much or had a cold in the last 10 years.
This is a fucking retarded argument, those people would still be alive if they didn't get corona'd, it's really that simple.

Just a reminder that this is a big fat NOTHING.

They are lying about the official numbers, not one single picture or video of overwhelemed hospitals, sick people or dead people. Can confirm Chicago hospitals are VACANT. Anons reporting similar around the country.

The question is WHY are they lying about the numbers..

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I agree with him.

How much is China paying this guy?

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>Infected:680,454
>Dead:31,912
>OMG THIS IS IT! THE END IS NIGH!!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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THANKS ALBIANIABROS!

AT LEAST YOU ARE TRYING TO HELP UNLIKE CHINKS WITH THEIR TOILET PAPER TIER MASKS!

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>the virus is only the FIRST domino, so that means it's a nothingburger!
>it's the other dominoes that are the problem!
>I'm still technically right!

How much cope is this guy on?

probably something halo related, most likely halo 2
youtu.be/wOzK0VwWWhk
youtu.be/qXTbQ7mpF-w

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Yo, where are all my Herd Immunity chads at?

coronavirus = captain planet
planeteers = Yas Forums tards

youtube.com/watch?v=OiYjTb3opAA

a real quarantine, like the one they have in Wuhan

what you have is a soft lockdown

Takes about 1-3 weeks for it to run its full course after you start showing symptoms. Still contagious for up to two weeks after you have "recovered"

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>tell everyone from your family this is a bioweapon made by chinks, chinks lie, china is responsible for everything, WHO are their hunting dogs
>everyone laughs at you, calls you a schizo
>start showing them articles and posts every day
>they're watching some video about a lady talking about chinese numbers
>"user was right"

>finally got my broker account
>login with temp password
>please scan this qr code on the webpage to activate the app
>am logged in on phone, cannot scan, not at home so cannot login from my pc either
>try again later
>temp password expired
>need to send email to ask for a new one
>waiting time for a reply is several days
>new pw will be send by post

Fuuuuckkkk I want to play the Yas Forums game

Berger

Never mind that it's a fucking lie.

local10.com/news/local/2020/03/28/man-40-dies-unable-to-breathe-after-coronavirus-infection-in-miami-beach/

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Anybody think the US will go in to a, "hard" quarantine?

>Survivors will be immunocompromised
WHAT

there is no herd immunity, but you might be an asymptomatic super spreader plague champion

Didn't Germany also take some of your patients?

are South Italians the ultimate coofers?

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>Dr Fabio, I'm Albania

No

Make the stock market your waifu

This is some kind of living hell.

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Not soon enough.

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basiert

That shit looks delicious. I wouldn't complain in your position.

BURGER

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The democrats are forcing hospitals to record flu cases/deaths as corona cases/deaths so as to artificially hype up corona to make Trump look bad so Biden can win.
All of /ptg/ believes this unironically.

Burger

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Nah, Trump pussied out of doing it

I don't thinks it's nothing but the media is hyping it up. See NY Times:
>Look, look! A makeshift morgue!
Commanding Officer of said "Morgue":
>No, this is a testing center

NY Times:
>Look, look! Overwhelmed hospitals!
EMT and Nurses:
>No, I haven't seen any COVID patients

just got back from ptg goodness that place is fucking insufferably lame with a bunch of shitty cunt posters

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>that pic
Who the fuck makes that shit ?

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Oy mate, don't use my wife for shitposting here.

Its obvious that whether the risk was 5% total dead or 50%, those in charge saw this as a great opportunity to test a new kind of market.

Crisis precipitates change

>we could all be out by taking turns abd keeping 10 meters between people and getting healthier
we tried that and nobody observed the rules

Are Sweden and Netherlands the only countries left on Team Herd after the UK abandoned the strategy?

"but what about all those celebrities??"

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it is not a choice, unless they want 100,000,000 infected amd 15,000,000 dead in the next few months

People here are literally too stupid for that.
>muh freedoms
NY should have hard locked down a while ago, but they cant because retards would literally riot and exacerbate the problem

Theres a high chance that China actually did slow the rate of infection but I find it hard to believe its stopped. Just a matter of time. Shocking lack of new information about case studies in china, basically everything we see in other more open countries seems to indicate that it was worse than we initially suspected

These threads are being created and populated by bots. This "corona" wave is being used to create a planet-wide police state.

Why is Netherlands death rate 100%?

www.jta.org/2020/03/24/lifestyle/the-netherlands-is-ok-with-citizens-being-exposed-to-the-coronavirus-thats-terrifying-to-me-and-nearby-jewish-communities/amp

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Haven't you got the memo? It's a containment thread, always have been.

did this faggot nigger get coronachan yet

At least we did close the schools and daycares and shut down nightlife.

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FUCK it*lians.

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Me too. It might be good to invest in telecommuter services and shit like that. Hopefully the college racket will take huge hit. People are already starting to wonder why the fuck they ever had to talk to an overpaid fuckstick face to face when it's this easy to do it online. Some things will still have to be done in person though.

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Take your meds

All of Trumps base is going to die of the coof

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>odds of you actually dying
The thought of Corona-chan getting loved ones with worse odds is getting increasingly terrifying.

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Albanian women are hot, they should be sending their women to all countries as concubines THEN their help would be appreciated

See this guys? We're bots

take your meds schizo

>your mind on vegemite

youtube.com/watch?v=FX641ZuW6pY

No we denied being team herd. We are "Team we need to flatten the curve without doing anything"

the media is shit and so are nurses andnthe governments

fuck all of them, none of them know what is happening, only the military has a semblance of a clue

DON'T FORGET WHAT THEY WANT TO DO TO YOU
DON'T FORGET
PREPARE TO FIGHT BACK
PREPARE TO FIGHT BACK
THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED
DON'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT, THIS VIRUS WAS ABSOLUTELY CONTAINABLE

THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

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How would a US vs China world war work? Who would ally with whom? Who would win and how?

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why are those ptg t_d immigrants allowed on this board...

Gary and the Markiplier posters are the only nothingburgerfags we like, now fuck off

Told you retard they don't report recovered patients
rivm.nl/coronavirus/covid-19/vragen-antwoorden

I am one of the sad fucks that fell for the overpriced college racket. I can't wait for it to fucking burn.