► Detected: 678,906 (+15,826) ► Died: 31,767 (+910)

So he wants the virus to spread as much as possible, right? How else do you explain his refusal to quarantine New York City and his overall incompetency?

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Who thought this was a good idea

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>Dead: 31,686
lol, still only 31,686.
How many days has it been stuck at 31,686? Four days? Five days?

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wtf does lady gaga have to do with this? Am I tripping?

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JUST

mobile.twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1244159329046945793

Rollin for holy digits

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double for 900 million spliteyed chinks die

Pobrecito

Only 7 more months until the election !!!!!!

WHO

Yes, into the hentaivirus, that makes you COOOOOOOOOOOOOM to death

>wake up
>Cases in my county have doubled overnight

This is all happening because of you scientists!

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>Coworker didn't come to work and texted someone else he's going to be in quarantine for 2 weeks
>His baby momma came to work

God I hope he's just being a lazy nigger.

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I witnessed the broken gary. Add me in the cap.

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>theater.webm
The nothing burger is filling with fake news again. lol

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 123,781 (2,229) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,797 (6,528) Germany 58,247 (455) Iran 38,309 (2,640) France 37,575 (2,314) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,352 (282) Belgium 10,836 (431) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,583 (152) Austria 8,450 (86) Turkey 7,402 (108) Portugal 5,962 (119) Canada 5,655 (60) Norway 4,213 (23) Australia 3,969 (16) Brazil 3,904 (114) Israel 3,865 (13) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,689 (13) Malaysia 2,470 (34) Ireland 2,415 (36) Denmark 2,395 (72) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Romania 1,760 (40) Poland 1,717 (19) Japan 1,693 (52) Russia 1,534 (8) Pakistan 1,526 (13) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,221 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (25) Iceland 963 (2) Panama 901 (17) Mexico 848 (16) Singapore 802 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +203 (+8) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,562 (+546) Germany +552 (+22) Iran +2,901 (+123) Switzerland +276 (+18) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Austria +179 (+18) Portugal +792 (+19) Australia +334 (+2) Israel +246 (+1) Czech Republic +58 (+2) Malaysia +150 (+7) Denmark +194 (+7) Romania +308 (+3) Poland +79 (+1) Russia +270 (+4) Pakistan +31 (+1) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Indonesia +130 (+12) India (+1) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore (+1) Slovenia +46 (+2) Estonia +34 (+2) Serbia (+1) Lebanon +26 (+2) Morocco +35 (+1) Armenia +17 (+2) Hungary +65 (+2) Bulgaria +7 (+1) Macedonia +16 (+2) Norway +198 Finland +54 Hong Kong +22 Iraq +41 Bahrain +23 Lithuania +43 Ukraine +62 Latvia +42 Bosnia & Herzegovina +45 Slovakia +22 Taiwan +15…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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it's anudda shoah all over again

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China. They're a net importer of food and are already having problems because the locusts, death of most of their swine, and any sane country really wanting to carpet nuke them right about now.

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>Spain +838
Paellas - wtf are you doing?

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Too late

Who decide postponement?

Negro chinkdog getting more desperate I see.

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>n-no henta no NOT now h-h-HHEEENNTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The time to self isolate was about a month ago.

SPAIN TODAY
78,797 CASES
I was right yesterday when I said my guessing about the number of cases for today
>Tomorrow don't expect less than 78,000 in Spain.
Monday is gonna be 85,000 cases. You read it here first be safe.

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>he's going to be in quarantine for 2 weeks

>God I hope he's just being a lazy nigger.

I should do this

God hates us all !!

100 000 000 cases by May 1st
1 000 000 000 000 by June 1st
The whole humanity by July 4th

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Wow, 32000 people.
Gang members here kill more people than that on slow weekends

Just quit user. The writing is on the wall. I don't know what your threshold is but its potentially in your workplace, I don't know what you're waiting for.

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I like the gaga songs but what the fuck does she know about viruses?

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>der: yb86 60-64, 149-150; w82 4/15 26-27;
what did he mean by this

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*trips Fedora*

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REMINDER:
>REMINDER
Fauci specifically called out Antibody-Dependent Enhancement at the White House press conference on Thursday 26th March.
He spoke of Zika (a variety of Dengue) and SARS (a variety of kung flu). Both Dengue and SARS have ADE.
Right afterwards he said:
>Something that I want to make sure the American public understands.
>It's not only safety when you inject somebody and they get maybe an idiosyncratic reaction, they get a little allergic reaction, they get pain.
>There's safety associated: does the vaccine make you worse?
>There are diseases in which you vaccinate someone, they get infected with what you're trying to protect them with and you actually enhance the infection.
>You can get a good feel for that in animal models. [a trial vaccine for SARS killed the lab ferrets.]
>So that's going to be interspersed at the same time that we're testing, we're going to try and make sure we don't have enhancement.
>It's the worst possible thing you could do is vaccinate somebody to prevent infection and actually make them worse.
youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao&feature=youtu.be&t=6793

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>I'm sorry Garry, I can't let you do that.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (0.00%) China (0.00%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (0.00%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (0.00%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-16%) Beijing (-47%) Wuhan (-28%) New Delhi (-42%) Dubai (-24%) Moscow (-38%) Rome (-21%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-12%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-11%) Paris (-25%) Madrid (-9%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-24%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-1%) Buenos Aires (-2%) New York (0%) Washington (0%) Miami (0%) Toronto (0%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (0%) Mexico City (0%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (229m) Pakistan (211m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Rwanda (12m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU ITS JUST THE FLU

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Loss of Taste
Loss of Smell
Loss of Hearing
Redness in and around Eyes
Diarrhea
Loss of Hunger
Fatigue

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Thank God for the backup Gary.

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Less than 65k new cases today
Less than 60k new cases in 3 days
Screencap this

Looks like a great (((fellow)))

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What if they are turning into zombies?

HAHAHA is this about Joe Germanotta (his father) starting AND withdrawing a GoFundme for 50k to pay for his staff ??

chinese heart monitor in action
twitter.com/shubham_jain999/status/1244199762066321414

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Kek, where the fuck is OP's webm from?

>So he wants the virus to spread as much as possible, right? How else do you explain his refusal to quarantine New York City and his overall incompetency?
They said we've done more tests than the rest of the world combined already a few days ago.

Anyone saying coronachan will cause a global food shortage is a jew. Coronachan doesn't threaten the food supply itself since it doesn't infect crops or livestock, and she also doesn't threaten production i.e. industrial-scale farming since this industry already features the least number of human workers per square feet of workspace, distancing is built-in. What coronachan will disrupt is food transportation to the cities.

All you useless city slicking zoom zooms better start signing up for truck driving if you want to keep eating.

It just keeps getting better.

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... interesting...

Hello,
Please enjoy me shitty chart of gookflu cases per million of population.
I only did the current top 19 or so countries.
Thank you for looking at my chart.
Goodnight.

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Madrid is a fucking killing field...
NYC almost makes upnhalf of our cases. Places that don't have it bad yet are just a few weeks behind the others.

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They knew our defenses were too strong for comet strikes. Now they use biowarfare.

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What happens when the last soldier in the command post dies from COVID-19, and the Perimeter System wakes up from a thirty-year slumber?

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FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CHINA'S NIGGER DOG

It shuts down the transportation mechanism. Truckers don't want to deliver to NYC.

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lol, what was the post?

Then we already have a cure: shotgun blast to the face.

Based. Interesting info.

Go be a faggot nigger somewhere else.

>CPC wants to blame America / Europe for corona
>China bans all westerners from China
>To get to beijing you have to land in some north east airport first, get tested then fly to beijing.
>At every point in your journey you are swabbed and tested for corona

These dumbfucks are giving the CPC the perfect opportunity to get them infected and blame westerners for the virus.

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>Alternate working days starting tomorrow
I guess I am a 50% essential worker or whatever.

>yb86 60-64, 149-150
1986 Yearbook of Jehovah’s Witnesses p. 60-62, 149-150
wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/301986001#h=150:0-160:843
wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/301986012#h=137:0-142:612
>w82 4/15 26-27;
The Watchtower Announcing Jehovah’s Kingdom—1982, p 26-27
wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/1982286#h=29:0-33:514

Gary, are you a JW

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Who else making quarantine bacon eggs this morning?

Where are the busy hospitals and overwhelmed systems?

We've seen just a handful of videos from selected hospitals, very few in europe

Things aren't stacking up here bros

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>Nigger at my job laughed about corona because he read the "niggers immune" propaganda
>Call in sick a week ago because he had a fever
>Full on pneumonia now
>He's not laughing anymore
God, schadenfreude feels fucking awesome

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these predatory commie chinkoids need more blessings from Corona-chan

> that gif
i like vore femdom tho

it's like they want to be infected and our journalists are treacherous cunts who knew

>>China bans all westerners from China

Based and redpilled.

>What coronachan will disrupt is food transportation to the cities.
So still a food shortage.

>Loss of Hearing
I tested positive for COVID-19 a few days ago and am partially deaf in my right ear. Not sure if that has anything to do with the disease, I assumed it was just from blowing my nose so much.

>Loss of Hunger

This was a big symptom. I totally lost my appetite early on.

How long until the CCP's lies are exposed?

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Of course, when they end the lockdown they can blame the west for the 2nd wave and shift the narrative.

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>bacon
>eggs
Havent been outside in weeks now user, I ate those things long ago. Now its just canned food and other nonperishables.
Cant wait for my breakfast of canned beans and powdered milk

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ALERT
>ALERT
ALERT
>ALERT
CHINA IS SENDING PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR SHITHOLE SO OTHER COUNTRIES TAKE CARE OF THEIR SICK. OUR HEALTHCARE IS GETTING KEKED!!!!!

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Nobody will forget where it started
Epstein didn't kill himself
Governments may never hold them responsible
But the global population will remember

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KEKED*

Kek

JAPAN RESUME
+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
>+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
>+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
>+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
>+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h
+1.700 CASES (+200 CASES IN LAST 24h, NOT COUNTING +700 DEATH PRINCESS ONES), 55 DEATHS. 63 INFECTED IN TOKYO, 60 IN CHIBA IN THE LAST 24h

>elconfidencial.com/mundo/2020-03-29/japon-record-casos-mas-de-200-contagios_2523644/

NOOOOOOOO NOT MY ANIME COUNTRY AAAAAAHHHHHHHH SAVE ANIME GIRLS SAVE THEM SOMEBODY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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That's right, the possible food bottleneck is at the logistics level, not the production level. Anyone that says otherwise is a kike trying to artificially inflate food prices. Lynch those criminals on sight.

There's a lack of supply in the trucker labor pool. There's a demand for food. There's a generation's supply of idle labor locked in their homes. Want to eat? Drive trucks. Supply, meet demand.

The main issue isn't food supply but the raw material for packaging coming from suppliers in China and people not showing up to work. By the end of April there will be massive food shortages if people don't go back to work in two weeks.

Get well soon, user.

Sounds like u could have prepped better

we have already technology for self driving trucks, no big deal with transportation

wtf when did tranny mods added the anticuck shit?

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So its engineered to make vaccines dangerous? It reminds me of those computer viruses that actually trigger when the user runs antivirus software.

This lady is black, no?

Sitos son penalmente responsable para sus contenido. Argentina tiene leyes de extradición con nosotros.

How did they solve this

NOOOOOOOOOO MY SEIYUUS AND JAV ACTRESSES

>we have already technology for self driving trucks
In the future I will be riding cyber trucks to tour europe.

My government issued a prohibition of talking about situations in hospitals, if I remembered it well.
Maybe doctors and nurses are simply terrorized into not talking about this, who knows.

His hair looks like it belongs on an anime character

Wtf Japan? What are you guys doing?

no u

>solving this
How new are you?

B-but they'll host muh olympics next year?
R-right?

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Post proofs u could be a celebrity of these threads giving us updates on how u r doing...and ofc get well

Bots are allowed on Yas Forums now?

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IISSSAAAYYYYAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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We won't even have next year son, it wasn't 2012 but 2020 the end of the world, the mayans just didn't write it right

Man in coronavirus quarantine runs into street naked before biting woman to death
dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-coronavirus-quarantine-runs-street-21773158

Havent left since before state of emergency. I saw the writing on the wall. At least my indoor garden is coming along, but itll be a few more weeks at least. Until then vitamins and raman.

Well its this but also physically moving up that same supply chain. We are already seeing it happen in the mail. More delivery workers/postmen infected. Its kinda slow because incubation period and slow onset of symptoms but it will keep moving as long as people keep interacting. Largest hit initially will be at the logistics level, I totally agree with that. UN is already saying that a global food shortage is likely. Drop the meme flag if you're going to argue

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I’m only suffering the bottom two. Lost three pounds in a week.

T'was bound to start any time...

Let's not forget they have a shit ton of old people.

Will this effect anime?

They haven't yet, four of the seasonal flu strains are Corona that has been around forever.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NOT MY NINTENDINO SWITCHERINO GAMERINOS AND MUH ANIMUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

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tv said yesterday that niggers don't gonna die because they are mostly young niggers in europe (italian doctors interview). Hope they are wrong and they gone too.

>the cyber truck of peace
also your id
WE fbi

nothing on the internet is ever really deleted.

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this is fucking hilarious it is, i hope at least a milion of deaths wordwide is achievable.

we need this hygiene.

in honor of hitler how perfect

He died.

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Re: Zero S2 got pushed back because of it. Now airing in the Summer.

>679005 infected
>31771 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Holy fuck

How long has it been?

Normies are fucking losing their minds!

>youtu.be/VQsqDRvbI3Y

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Nothing... Doing nothing

Symptoms seem to vary wildly. The only way you'll know is if you get tested. Or die.

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This specific nig is 40y/o perfectly in line with the most usual youngest deaths, abused drugs in the past and fucked his respiratory system somwhat recently
Hope he dies or gets crippled and he is unable to bring his nig son he left in africa

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You’re retarded.

uhhhh

top fucking kek

Comes a point when individualist cultures will need to accept that some duties will both be fatal and essential to its own survival. Also comes a point where the potential deaths from famine outnumber deaths from coronachan. In muttland, it will come down to whether the federal government will order truckers to work in the cities, and whether truckers will comply.

Sanrio Theme Park Keeps Hope Alive During Pandemic Closure. The Sanrio Puroland theme park is home to the mascot company's most iconic characters, but like many businesses in Japan and abroad, it's had to close its doors amid the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. The park won't open its doors any sooner than early April but staff released two emotional videos for fans starring Hello Kitty, My Melody, and Little Twin Stars.
>Sanrio Theme Park Keeps Hope Alive During Pandemic Closure. The Sanrio Puroland theme park is home to the mascot company's most iconic characters, but like many businesses in Japan and abroad, it's had to close its doors amid the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. The park won't open its doors any sooner than early April but staff released two emotional videos for fans starring Hello Kitty, My Melody, and Little Twin Stars.
Sanrio Theme Park Keeps Hope Alive During Pandemic Closure. The Sanrio Puroland theme park is home to the mascot company's most iconic characters, but like many businesses in Japan and abroad, it's had to close its doors amid the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. The park won't open its doors any sooner than early April but staff released two emotional videos for fans starring Hello Kitty, My Melody, and Little Twin Stars.

youtube.com/watch?v=MiY8DNmwyww

youtube.com/watch?v=c9UVJ-FrUic

HELLO KITTY IS GONE BUT HER SOUL GONNA SAVE MY KOKORO!

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It will barely reach one million by the end of next week
It's already slowing down

It's one of those weird things that everyone will know but will never be publicly admitted due to $$$$ reasons.

Good, 2x1

Is tehre an uncensored version of this?

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perfect bioweapon?

Central command sends in replacement troops to man the post?

>How did they solve this
In antivirus software they simply change the antivirus code and virus database regularly so that the payload hopefully isn't triggered.
We cant do that with our immune systems.
Although the so called DNA vaccine may be trying to do that. I do not really want someone else modifying my DNA.

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So, exactly the same as europe until it was too late
Hope you dont collapse so I can still buy cheap figs when the yen crashes
Be safe

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I am waiting for death, but it hasn't found me.

yes

rolling

Looks like those self driving trucks are coming out early

I got stocked up but still no lockdown.
>27 Xanax 2 mg bars
>7 Adderall 20 mgs
>6 and half suboxone 8 mg pills
>750 ml of rum, 750 ml of vodka, and 750 ml of whiskey.
>a lil bit of thc distillate just need to get more bud and I'm set.

Jokes on you, I live in Norcal.

Probably just from blowing your nose. I had a head cold or whatever and popped my ear when I shouldn't have. Woke up the next morning in horrible pain and only had like 20% hearing in that ear for weeks.

Ahhh, the facade is starting to crumble. Hope none of the mangaka I like are affected.

Only Gary. He is our friend.

Explain how any state actor could deploy this weapon without getting hit themselves

Based Corona dabs on redditors. Only thing missing is destruction of onions plantations and killing Keanu

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>Or die
Not anymore in most countries, if you die without a previous test or diagnosis they wont test your corpse

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4 million by April 10th
6 million by April 20th

>self driving trucks fill now deserted highways
I want this

reeeeeeroll

i hope you gois have stocked up on superior frozen pizza

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This is the head epidemiologist at the UK Imperial College who caused the US & UK to destroy their economies (and developed a bit of a coof to boot for good measure). Say something nice about him!

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