AUS/POL - PRAISE HIM OR FUCK OFF EDITION

Lockdown when lads?

he was a mossad agent that was used to take our guns away. no sub 80iq retard can pull off the beruit tripple

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Not tomorrow because scomo is a fucking cunt

>Sloppy

praise him

The DM DM DMT

whats the timeframe on 750? this week?

>Mao took the guns

Someone fooking help out a retard, do you need to fill out any forms/call centrelink to receive the double payments of neetbux or is it done automatically? Yes I know I'm pathetic just answer please

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Worth a praise or two local hero

>1776

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Fucking cunted drunk on shit whiskey and ranting about past whores i've fucked, my gf, and a dyke i want to fuck in half
>Psycho former chinkfucker
>Fijian former dyke
>Vietnamese highschooler
>twink faggot from uni
>mexican stripper
>milf LDP candidate
>Greek tranny
>fat pig who used me as a dildo
>fat goth pig who punched cones while riding me
>gook tranny
>Twink crossdresser interior designer i actually kinda liked
>fat ginger slampig who was a hooker on the side i met at bunnings
>current gf (respectable job, not a terrible sexual history)
>dyke i wish i could fuck

AMA

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praise him

Oh fuck, also forgot
>Pajetess i fingered in a karaoke room, but it turned out she was on the bleed and i got my fingers and pants covered in blood

Who hurt you ?

~Threadly reminder~
New claim proceasing is up to 25th, make sure you have uploaded everything or it's goong on hold.
>only call if you need a CRN/linking code. do not come into a service centre.
If you were granted payments before the 12th March you will auto recieve your $750 in the next 12 days.
>only call if you need a CRN/linking code. do not come into a service centre.
If you are not on payments but lodge your claim before midnight it will be backdated to monday 23rd.
>only call if you need a CRN/linking code. do not come into a service centre.
Anyone on a non-pension income support payment will get the next $750 at the end of april and receive the corona supplement of $550 from April 27th.
>only call if you need a CRN/linking code. do not come into a service centre.
If your partner is earning over 50k your payment will probbaly be rejected, but you should claim anyway as the rules are changing again this week.
>only call if you need a CRN/linking code. do not come into a service centre.

NVM I am in fact a retard praise be to cenno user

My dad for leaving at 13 and the ADF for rejecting me at 18

Awww sweetie

>Will commence again if you try to take our firearms

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i have a crn and linked to mygov but it still said i had to bring in photo id before i submit my claim. now i gotta get through on the phone somehow, this is bullshit

>ADF for rejecting me at 18
How much of a tard do you have to be to get rejected by the ADF?

I know, tragic.
Clearly the reason why i fucked the bottom of the barrel for 4 years before straightening myself out is because dad liked to drink and blast ACDC all night every night, where's my DSP mr Psychologist man?

>it doesn't matter how many lemmings you get out there on the street

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A harsh filter is sorting out what is an essential job and what isn't. People may be re-evaluating their career choices at the end of all this.

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It should let you submit the claim right now. If not it should let you at least upload some Id.

Why didn't he do it in Sydney or melbourne?...cant get fucking guns?...fuck this faggot..

fat and stupid coal driller, but with no actual life experience.
Apparently they want people who have travelled the world and are fluent in 20 different romulan dialects or some shit by age 17.
DFR Psyche bounced me off, not medical or ADF proper

eww
Bet it looked like scooping out a meat pie,

Its probably for the best that you coconutniggers dont have guns

>My dad for leaving at 13 and the ADF for rejecting me at 18

Get over it homo, my dad was NEVER there for me through my entire life. Thankfully the boomer cunt left me money when he died.

Not really, she was wearing pantyhose shit, so i couldnt see anything down there.
She had itty bitty titty's though, and Girls on Film by Duran Duran was playing during.

Tradie on a site thats closed down is less esential than little Timmy who works at maccas.

God dammit, when are they gonna re-open, this is such bullshit.

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No fuck you Australian convict niggers. Absolute Irish trash

>begging for them to have their guns taken

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>DFR Psyche bounced me off
There you go
They accept cunts at 17, they just knew you were a nigger and said "life experience mate"

i did

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Only thing i'd inheret from my cunt dad would be his gambling debts.
Who the fuck bet's 10k on a horse called Knobend?

Stay mad, subhuman

Poojeeta smoo is nice but most are tubby.

but i wasnt a nigger, i was a shut in at that point.
I was banging the fijian at the time.

what's the weirdest thing you've fapped to before lads? i once fapped to a guy getting a vasectomy and nearly shot my load when they cut the vas deferens, what about you?

This site's fucking captcha is terrible.
I don't get why you all put up with it.
There's heaps of other decent imageboards.

Fucking hell, 5 years later and im still all salty over it.
I was that flag waving yahoo and all that long tan gallipolie honor bullshit growing up, was in cadets too.

What a fucking loser.

Bretard can go cop a cock for all I care, which funnel enough is all this cuck is gonna eat for the next 25 years

what an absolute SHITHOLE

This post.
You haven't made me cum yet though.

51 muslims, and nothing of value was lost.

Steal a loaf of bread, end up in van diemen's land

New Zealanders*

people who unironically praise this guy deserve to be tortured to death

23 applied for adf got to fitness test but failed it they said I could retry but I chickened out claimed i had an injury and haven't contacted them in 6 months how fucked am I if I wanna reapply? Are they even hiring with corona help a poofter out

yeah, she was kinda tub, i think she was studying robotics or some shit.
She was a Bengali muslim, but obviously not a very good one, bitch was knocked on her arse after 3 tequila shots.

Anyway, she ghosted me after two dates

>we will not relinquish them

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the hottest part was that the assisting nurse was female too and pretty hot and was just calmly chatting and joking around with the guy

No

People who shit in the streets should be killed

As long as you got to taste her curry hole, that's all that matters.

Don't call me a tripfag, you fucking glowasio germ... how does it feel to be a 3rd rate (((spy))) when you do it to ya own people faggot?? Step off my level.

>Praise him

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l shit wherever the fuck I want. you cant do shit about it. i will shit on road, on railway track, under trees, on roof, on your mom's face and in your mouth

I need to get up at 5, have fun NEETies.
Night.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX

thank fuck i've got a 2nd bottle

Fuck cunt, i know how smelly those fuckers can be, my pants were covered in blood because i wiped the stink off as soon as i was done with her.

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When the fuck do the brothels open back up?
I miss my cheap Asian whores.

why be salty, m8. getting rejected by the ADF was the first time anyone had ever given me an honest assessment of myself. they were cunts, but honest cunts.

>Do you understand?

youtube.com/watch?v=_0n_kwO6j1o

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Is that so you can get the fresh 98ulp that was just delivered to the Bp?

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I sure would appreciate the next baker including this:

>~Threadly reminder~
New claim processing is about 5 days behind, make sure you have uploaded everything or your claim is going on hold indefinitely.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or your id is stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
If you were granted payments before the 12th March you will auto recieve your $750 scomo dollareedoos by the 12th April.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or your id is stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
If you are not on payments but need to lodge your claim be sure to tick the box at the start that you have special circumstances.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or your id is stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
Anyone on a non-pension income support payment will receive the corona supplement of $550 from April 27th. Anyone who gets a centerlink payment gets scomobucks2 electric boogaloo at the start of may.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or your id is stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.
If your partner is earning over 50k your payment will probably be rejected, but you should claim anyway as the rules are changing again this week.
>Only call if you need a CRN/linking code or your id is stopping you submiting a claim. Do not come into a service centre.

because i idolized the faggots thanks to shit like Odd Angry Shot and wanted to be one of them out of some warped honor thing, but i guess it was the same for me, they told me to my face i had no actual life experience.
Maybe im salty because it would have been 4 years of guaranteed employment.

I bet single moms are getting their 750 first

cunts

such a fucking bright idea having the qld election shit during a pandemic

Heard we might need to call up cenno to get our scomobux. Pretty bullshit tbqh.

Its in process dont worry about it.
If it's still in draft I'm sorry mate, try and submit it again. You could cancel and redo it before midnight?

The palabitch knew who was going to win, hence went ahead.

Meant behaviour wise, something must have seemed off to them. I've seen all sorts of messed up fuckers come through, so you must have had a few screw loose or said something that ticked a red flag. Or the cunt intervieweing you just didn't like ya.
>Fail fitness test
>Chicken out
Christ cunt.
From the sounds of what the guys still in told me, not very likely mate, can't imagine them sticking 4 cunts to a room for basic with the virus kicking about and marching close order. Ask recruiters though; they'll lie to you, but fuck, ask em anyway.
I got an email the other day asking if I'm available to help them with the virus APS or reserve wise.

Schomo bucks pay runs are based on normal reporting dates.

lol why does every girl have a tattoo these days?

don't they feel basic at getting them? especially since they all seem to get the same things

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so you get it closer to the usual reporting date?