/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2688

big smelly NOTHINGBURGER

Fuck the CCP and all their paid shills.

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By threatening to quarantine New York, Trump called Cuomo's bluff. Wouldn't be surprised to hear Cuomo starting to talk about New York's "remarkable progress" instead of doom and gloom in the near future.

Someone also needs to look into how NY is classifying cause of death.

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this 27yo is scared of death. laugh at his zoom zoom ass.

if you think black death didnt lead to a massive change in european society u might be retarded

The internet in general is a danger to public health.

Name 3 celebs to catch and perish

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I need a drawing of corona-chan sitting on top of user's chest and sucking his cock

>Dead: 31,686
lol, still only 31,686.
How many days has it been stuck at 31,686? Four days? Five days?

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I can get behind that.

Will my regular pots and pans be sufficient for cooking on a wood fire or should I get a camping cooking set in case power goes out?

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>china may have lied about the numbers ??

Really ? No shit ??
Say it ain't so..

>Reports of "atypical pneumonia deaths" in Mexico
How will Corona-chan affect the drug trade? I only have 4g left, need to stock up soon. Unironically

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>not liking best corona-chan

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I wish she'd catch my dick

>tfw no quarantine boyfriend like pic related

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>By threatening to quarantine New York, Trump called Cuomo's bluff.
No he didnt. There is no 4d chess there. He wanted to quarantine NYC because too many of them were fleeing to Florida where trump has all his properties. He doesnt want Florida shut down as it hurts real estate and all the other boomer garbage in that state.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 123,781 (2,229) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 78,797 (6,528) Germany 58,247 (455) Iran 38,309 (2,640) France 37,575 (2,314) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,352 (282) Belgium 10,836 (431) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,583 (152) Austria 8,411 (86) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,655 (60) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,054 (23) Australia 3,969 (16) Brazil 3,904 (114) Israel 3,865 (13) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,669 (13) Malaysia 2,470 (34) Ireland 2,415 (36) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Romania 1,760 (38) Poland 1,717 (19) Japan 1,693 (52) Russia 1,534 (8) Pakistan 1,526 (13) Philippines 1,418 (71) Thailand 1,388 (7) Indonesia 1,285 (114) Finland 1,221 (9) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (25) Iceland 963 (2) Panama 901 (17) Mexico 848 (16) Singapore 802 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +203 (+8) China +45 (+5) Spain +5,562 (+546) Germany +552 (+22) Iran +2,901 (+123) Switzerland +276 (+18) Belgium +1,702 (+78) South Korea +105 (+8) Austria +140 (+18) Australia +334 (+2) Israel +246 (+1) Czech Republic +38 (+2) Malaysia +150 (+7) Romania +308 (+1) Poland +79 (+1) Russia +270 (+4) Pakistan +31 (+1) Philippines +343 (+3) Thailand +143 (+1) Indonesia +130 (+12) India (+1) Mexico +131 (+4) Singapore (+1) Slovenia +46 (+2) Estonia +34 (+2) Serbia (+1) Lebanon +26 (+2) Morocco +35 (+1) Armenia +17 (+2) Hungary +65 (+2) Bulgaria +7 (+1) Norway +39 Finland +54 Hong Kong +22 Iraq +41 Lithuania +43 Ukraine +62 Latvia +42 Bosnia & Herzegovina +45 Slovakia +22 Taiwan +15 Kuwait +20 Kazakhstan +23 Albania +15 Vietnam +5…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Whats wrong with her eyes?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020
CTRL+F "COVID" = 99 results just in March

>How will Corona-chan affect the drug trade?
Drug use increases your chances of getting corona.

Argiebro you forgot to increment the thread counter

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Clinton, Trump, Biden

Nothingburger

source: euromomo.eu/

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Does a list of countries NOT infected exist or have we reached 100% global domination?

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At this point are both corona-chans sisters?

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Gif format please

Black hair Coronachan >>>> Blonde hair Coronachan

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Already happened champ. Cant say for your country

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Why would an asian virus have dirty blonde/light brown hair?

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you need ONE saucepan or mess tin that is as thin-walled as possible, and conduces heat as well as possible

With so much trees Canada can become the TP superpower

No way that could be a boy

Euromomo estimates their data with previous years data. It's not official or recent.

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Atleast it has tits.
youtu.be/wAEw-d8vEWU

I have the big bottom but I'm not going outside. Sorry.

You deserve to get banned. How many people died because of your stupid hydroxychloroquine meme?

Oh, nevermind then.

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kill 6million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A Yeaf6
Corona is a total nothing burger

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John Oliver
Oprah Winfry
Bill Mitchell

Black hair is only sexy with green eyes.

>tfw you've lived long enough to see human extinction with your very own eyes

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Because of corona beer, it's also the oldest (Jan 20) compared to the other ones (Jan 21)

One million infected and 66,600+ dead by Wednesday.

>suffered for 5 days
Truly a mild nothing burger

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settle down newfag boomer

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I'll come to you and make your ass the 51st state.

FOR THE HERD!

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Tits and hips. You're sane

Bulgarian user does a daily map thread with this
It's only a few island nations, territories, war zones and a couple of states in denial left

I’ll see what I can do hold on

fuck trump and fuck china

>you're forced to shelter in a place that has less than 3 (THREE) cameltoes
lmao look at these losers

night /cvg/, may the numbers go down and the curves flatten.

fuck off

Gary!

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Got a few months of good preps , should I go out 1 more time and buy another 500 bucks worth today ??

78 new dead waffles

>wakes up
>hops on /cvg/
>posts the same shit-shill pasta he's been posting for days
>not a retarded faggot
>not desperately trying to cope that someone he knows personally will be dead within the month

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>I skipped 1
Last thread was 2688, shouldnt this be 2689?

Whatever you say Barbara Bush, I got 0+
If you already see the effects of it in the US it will probably run dry here.

>I don't understand how math works: the post

>Muh 4D chess during a catastrophic pandemic
Just shut the fuck up already, focus on your own colossal fuckup instead.

Where we at in a week from now? 5k+?

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And you’re sick.

RIP

I don't think it's worth it. A few months of prep is great. Plus, if this lasts for another few months, supplies are going to be the least of our problems (in a matter of speaking) with all the civil chaos that's gonna go on.
Point is, there is no reason to put yourslf at risk.

fuck of Bill

I just took a shit

daily reminder that WHO are chinese shills
twitter.com/HKWORLDCITY/status/1243865641448169474

>have over 100 rolls
>not using any of them because filling my homemade bidet with hot water and shooting it at my asshole is downright luxurious

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5 new deaths in greece and it's only midday
Our death rate is too high

based shitposter

Did you use your employers toilet paper?

Prince Harry

Every day you delay during inflationgate, your kikepapers are worth a little less

Then:
>Don't wear masks. Our experts say they don't help.
>You are just causing panic with that mask!
>Don't buy masks! Our doctors and police need them more!!! (reserve inventory? What's that?)
>If people wear masks, they think they are safe and stop washing their hands.
Now:
>Do we need mandatory masks when entering stores??
>[Company X] now producing flimsy cloth masks (and that's a good thing!)
>This celebrity did some grandstanding about how you should wear a masks, so inspirational...
>Come on everybody. Let's be responsible and wear a mask :^)

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Bernie Sanders, Messi, Xi Jinping

that corona chan should be blonde because she has the smug face of the blonde one not the chink version like pic related

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Tell us more...

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Your retired rate is too
Enjoy