Brit/pol/: VIRUS PEAK INCOMING *Edition

get ready lads

>The prime minister has warned that the coronavirus crisis will get worse before it gets better, in a letter being sent to every UK household. Boris Johnson, who is self-isolating after testing positive for Covid-19, says stricter restrictions could be put in place if necessary. Britons will also get a leaflet detailing government rules on leaving the house and health information. It follows criticism over the clarity of government advice to date. The number of people who have died with coronavirus in the UK has now reached 1,019, with a further 260 deaths announced on Saturday. There are now 17,089 confirmed cases in the UK.

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>UK faces lockdown for 'significant period' - minister
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52081389

what a boring thread
kys

>More than 900 deaths in a day in Italy
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52067673

>Sweden's retarded response to coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52076293

Will there be a spotted dick shortage?

Borus

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OI OI SAVELOY

REMINDER:

DO NOT TOUCH JOHNSONS LETTER WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

THERE’S POWERFUL EVIDENCE THIS GREAT PANIC IS FOOLISH, YET OUR FREEDOM IS STILL BROKEN AND OUR ECONOMY CRIPPLED
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lol

inb4 the letter is a super spreader

Based Hitchens

The handling of the Covid-19 crisis is now the greatest threat to our historic liberties sinc.... COUGH COUGH

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>Strict measures could last 'significant period'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52082781

They sayin' I'm the voice of the white booms
And then I say "Yeah, cool" and then I bun my zoot

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Fucking freezing, and now hailstones lads.

The more I think about it, the less it makes sense for them to send a letter to every household. If anyone doesn't know about covid-19 at this point, then I'd be shocked.

Letter is going straight into the bin, or burned.

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hope lots of britards die

>17,000 cases
>1,000 deaths
>Population of over 60,000,000

Are these numbers meant to scare us, or something?

>The more I think about it, the less it makes sense for them to send a letter to every household. If anyone doesn't know about covid-19 at this point, then I'd be shocked.
>Letter is going straight into the bin, or burned.

agreed

>We will not hesitate to go further if that is what the scientific and medical advice tells us we must do.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8164121/Professor-predicted-500-000-Britons-die-coronavirus-accused-having-patchy-record.html

The point is probably to get idiots to take it more seriously than they are. Hearing about it on the news? Yawn. An official, PHYSICAL letter from are Boris? Oh shit, best listen.
That'd be the plan anyway.

*Confirmed cases. They reckon there's well over 100,000 cases in reality. Also, if anything close to 1000 people had died over the past few weeks to terrorists we'd all be appropriately shitting ourselves.

Plot twist, the letters being sent to every UK household have all been coofed on.

do you shit yourself normally when there's a bad flu season and millions get infected?

if 10% of the population required hospital treatment that would be 600,000 people all at once. health service wouldn't cope. it's about numbers and balancing resources

>a letter being sent to every UK household
What if BoJo licked each and every envelope and it's a trap

what bullshot; we have phones, papers and TV. FUCKING Sell out sends a LETTER?

Do not open it.

rub it on my willy and pretent boris is sucking me off

>it's just a flu bro!

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He's just a little bit old school, TRUST HIM

Psst. 10% of 60,000,000 is 6,000,000.

it is

yes 60mill not 6 oof

will restaurants be open in june?

I want to eat british food
gonna get a cheap ticket bros

have a friend working in some London hospital. She says its fucked. She has 2 patients to care. One is 28y and the other is over 40y. Both with corona. She works in ICU and Gov wants to force them to have 6 patients for 1 nurse in ICU. Before this shit They had 1 or 2. Now she is leaving back to Czechia since she can't work with such condition. I might offer her work at my hospital.

Remind her that she had to stay a few weeks in self isolation likely in an assigned hotel the moment she land so stock up on anything she might need first.

>stricter controls
Nah fuck off. How about mass testing and quarantines. You cannot simply keep your populous alive, they have to live their lives. I work in social care as a key worker and this shit is running rampant on the autists and other vulnerable people. People will be rioting at this rate.

But how would they riot when they are coffing?
And if they do, then the problem solve itself in a few weeks time.

It's so nobody will be able to claim ignorance and there will be ONE set of "what to do and how to do it", instead of everyone getting their "facts" from fucking FACEBOOK!!

You fucking conspiracytard!

It's fucking showing in croydon

sweden didn't fall for this meme and they're doing fine

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based and stirnerpilled

peak scotland

Dangerous that lad, you could get a nasty paper cut on your japseye.

Peter is being based as fuck about this

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2020/03/the-frightening-implications-for-liberty-of-the-shutdown-an-explanation-of-the-use-of-law-to-deprive.html

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I'm a key worker give me a round of applause now

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more americanos will die, we have lots of fatties but you have decades more.

this is going to be going on for a while isn't it.

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Oh it's so comfy in here knowing our government and people took it seriously with all the early school close downs and crazy social distancing

Good luck Britain, i guess...

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Brits: are the muslim horde still worshipping 3 times a day? Are they allowed to go to service?

We all can be heroes for one day

Diabetes too.

Most mosques are shut but a few are opening on the quiet and are, of course, packed. About a third of deaths are rumoured to be old Muslims.

Is there any need to stop it?

neat, thanks user!

>so comfy knowing my people are pre-conditioned for instant bootlicking while those silly bongs actually had to think about it first

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Ramadan will be fun
youtube.com/watch?v=K37GFDu3ceo

They get to pray (shirk) 5 times a day. They were all at mosque in Birmingham on Friday and the police had to go in and disperse them lol. It will mostly be old pakis who will die from this.

Don't think so. Normally see dozens on a Friday night all milling about but nothing last week.

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Ah next month fun festivals.
Do remember that lent ended on the next week as well so fun for all.

EVERYTHING I SAY ALWAYS COMES TRUE:

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Yes! Now people in my country are talking about getting universal basic income of 2'000$ each, every month. Yes to helicopter money!

The national pension fund has 200'000$ per every fucking citizen in the country already. I say pay out!! Their slogan has been "for the coming generation" but this is where generations stop.

It's over

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when the travel ban over there suppposed to be lifted?, czech lad at work was wanting to get back asap

Give me a quick rundown on what happened last night
Did I fix myself

Did /cvg/ predict this?

I remember barnet being majority white and if you wanted to see wogs (assuming you did) you had to go to wood green or edmonton.

CORRECT

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>Did I fix myself
you're still alive, so apparently not

You acted like a nonce

how hasnt Hitchens killed himself yet?
miserable twat

They just rock up on a tennis court in Birmingham instead...
twitter.com/DawkinsReturns/status/1243890915317612545

Doesn’t sound too bad
Spammed my old pal I barely speak to with texts and told him I post here
Maybe he’s reading this

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They just rock up on a tennis court in Birmingham instead

Cringe. Convinced you're 17 or summat.

All this over the flu, pathetic.

>being a thot in front of auschwitz
this would be extremely offensive
had a holocaust occurred there

Alan ackbar!

yeah sounds like your typical boring self.
dont worry lad, nobody was paying attention

This happening is my trigger point for another London riot. I've already moved away.

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that's only a model.
the real auschwitz was actually much larger

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This is a ridiculously funny picture

PM pretends to have Covid-19 so he can hide away from criticism.

What a phoney sack of shit.

Ahhh that's why they could burn so many bodies, it was built at double scale

hello jezza