AUS/POL - ON SUNDAY WE PRAISE HIM EDITION

How are we doing lads?
You have until 11pm aest to lodge a claim and get backdated to Monday 23rd

he died for property jews and sjws
based

while most of you think its the jews its really the ccp...your boy married to a ccp rupert murdoch (fox news [ccp propaganda]) played his cuck role to a chink perfect...cope faggots kk

I work for salvos and we are still taking in donations which have been coming in 10 fold now people are home from work

how fucked am I in getting covid 19?

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feels good to get more moneys on top of my current allowance

Is he based?

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Israel.

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how long does it take to get approved i lodged today

FUCK CHINA

God no

Threadly reminder: there were zero deaths at Christchurch.

>Big brained Jewish lolbertarian contrarian
Yeah I’m thinking he’s based

Well I applied in January (before this whole virus thing blew up and new payments were announced), and mine got accepted a few days ago, but yours could take less time due to the virus and supplements announced

I don't know if anyone died but I know it was a black op.

Can I still get neetbux if I lost my job but my partner still makes over $48,000?

reminder to take the homebrew pill

>but i dont care about money i can afford it
soft cock who wants to waste his hard earned money instead of earning his grog

>i dont have time!
you dont have an hour or 2 to make it then let it ferment? its fucking set and forget, you lazy cunts

>but i dont know how to
if you can follow a recipie you can homebrew, dont tell me your mum still cooks for you or your some obese cunt who only eats take away

real men homebrew, melbournites go to dan murphies

murdochs are ccp ops

> partner
faggot

Jew Hildebrand

Claims I approved today were upto 25th. I suspect well get through the bulk by the end of this week.

If you/your partner have bever been on payments you can expect ypur first payment around the 6th of April if your report on the 5th.

Yes. Left wingers are the cool cats.

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asking for parents

Same as sandy hook. Soggy cunts faking shootings and grabbin guns.

Weat a mask, use gloves and try not to toss the shit around

fpbp

>Can I still get neetbux if I lost my job but my partner still makes over $48,000?
Right now no, but you should atill fillout the application. But the libs will either change that this week or provide a better alternative.

Fuck off homebrew fags nobody cares praise him

thanks I'll lodge tonight I guess

what day is pay day for cenno

Is he based ?

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Is TheRoyal based?
He seems to know what is up
Do I care about Jobactive? No. Not at all. It's a money making exercise for them and they do very little. I did the employability skills course and argued with the instructor and eventually was asked to go home. No penalty.

From them I want just the money yes that's all. Sorry that's not how Jobactive is supposed to work. they are there to help but only if I want that help. I don't want their useless help forced upon me.

The help they offered was absolute rubbish. I was told not to apply for any of the work I was qualified and experienced for (as they had nothing on their books they could put me forward for) and to apply for stuff on their books which I cannot physically do. Manual labour, driving etc... So from that point on I refused any further help and did it my own way.

Yes, Australia had their gun grab in Tasmania 20 years ago. They used Christchurch to fuck our rights but no one handed anything in...1/4 million semi autos still in public hands in a population of 4 million

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX

When is the 750 coming?

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He's a fuckwit.
Paid a fortune to play with balls.
Kept fucking up till he lost the easiest, highest paying job most people can get.

he is a Jew baby dick sucker.

end of story.

p Comes tomorrow so does that mean I don’t get bonus until like the 15th fuck skomo

Moving up to my farm on the weekend I bought the other week lads
Fresh creek from a mountain spring runs through the front yard, lush green fields, around 2000mm rainfall each year, back on to state forest and great soil for growing
Just found out that the old cobba who's selling it is leaving his greenhouse up
Been cracking a fatty over the thought of being self sufficient in the next few years
Just need a qt gf who can cook and have a dozen kids with

I submitted my claim on the 27th. Feeling comfy knowing you guys are up to the 25th. Have you been calling cunts up or just basically auto-confirming and shoving everything thru

lads, with all this money coming in, what do you plan on wasting it on?

Which drugs was he addicted to and how is he in such good shape still?

who /750/ x2 plus an increase of 550 here?

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you're all pussies come fight me cuz

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fuck up cunt stop trying to force this meme that he was anything other than some mentally ill memer

14 days from application date, or it matches your existing payment schedule for FTB/partners payments.

Kinda, sounds more like an entitled faggot who thinks they know everything. Right now its irrelevant, in 6 months when people start needing to look for work networks will probably continue to be absolutely worthless.

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Will be as of next week. New to the NEET life but looking forward to it!

would not be surprised if tarrant programmed this bot to comment on auspol after he went crazy

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Welcome friend, remember. theres no going back

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when the fuck is scomo going to fucking shut everything down instead of this slow half-assed approach
also fuck cruise ships i hope they all go out of business permanently, absolutely no clue why any of the passengers are allowed into the hospitals

Commander tarent is a hero And you will come to praise him as I do in time

once you're in you're never going back. Sorry to say, but once you taste the neet life there is no chance in hell you will ever go back to being a wagie

You will probbaly get text message or mygov message depending on your notification settings. If we call its probbaly to get the small amount of info we still need to grant your claim.

Please bear in mind the majority of claims were lodged 25th/26th/27th

How do you NEETS get pussy ?

Me, plus quarantine doesn't affect my lifestyle because i'm already a hiki neet

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what the fuck, the 750 isn't on my payment history even though im on the same thing

>be me
>be racist and hate niggers,chinks and poos
>end up going on pol to chat with like minded people
>half the posts are shilling for interracial relationships
>months and years go by and all the shilling starts to have an affect on me
>start to get yellow fever
>yellow fevers isn't enough anymore
>start to get jungle fever
>now i'm starting to find negresses attractive
>now not even wmbf porn is doing it for me anymore
>venture into blacked and cuckold porn (but imagining i'm the guy fucking the girl)
>spend 3-4 hours on a porn binge last night
>can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore
>pic related is me now
what the hell happened to me pol? now i can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore because i've become the very thing i hate. i'm depressed and now am seriously thinking about killing myself as the amount of self hate i feel is now almost unbearable. i see myself as no different than those degenerate coal burners yet i still hate them and all the niggers chinks and poos. there's so much cognitive dissonance and i just don't know what to think anymore

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He seems to remember the old days.
The guy is in his 40s
Was the CES days really better?

You really made me think about how I got my previous jobs.

I found some of my previous jobs through the CES. That was so much easier. Go in every day (or as often as you wanted to) look at the cards on a wall, which were nicely sorted into categories, you knew they were local jobs and current, pick a suitable one, go to the counter, speak with a consultant, they would make a call to the employer on your behalf, if they thought you were a good fit you would have a quick chat with the employer over the phone and the next day you would start work.

All I get now from my jobactive provider is the impression that I am unemployable and will never get work ever again.

based

Checked
I think I'm okay with this.

It's not on mine either, did we miss out?

>when the fuck is scomo going to fucking shut everything down instead of this slow half-assed approach
He wants " herd immunity" which is why he's doing it this way.
Let's see if any of the state's shut down on their own accord.

baste

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Yeah i figured as much, thanks centrelink user. You’re doing gods work. I’ve got savings so i’m not too worried on immediate funds. goodluck and godspeed in the mass exodus to cenno mate

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Imagine having such a weak mind that you're influenced by things on Yas Forums

who here's downloaded the federal govt spyware today?

How do you view it m8
I can't see shit on my cenno

fuck up you dumb cunts, only reply to me when you start homebrewing

Mutual obligation now involves promising not to go on Yas Forums

what a fucking retard
wonder if he's still going to feel the same way when 4000 of the 100k infected people in the USA die

Fuck no, it’s so they can track your location easier and breach you for not following the orwellian SOCIAL DISTANCING

It's time to stop watching porn altogether user, or it'll get worse

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Must be doing the payments in batches or that was an edit

kek ... that and receiving The Mark

Only fapping to nudes of your missus masterrace checking in here

the only thing scomo wants is to not shit himself on live tv

Yeah but i kinda feel bad for all these wagies so i'll go out and spent my neetbucks so they can stock and pack some more

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>live in NY
>mass canceled

I'm gonna pray twice as hard

women are filthy whores. How do you think?

dont put the pussy on a pedestal m8. That's how you become you.

Where you on payments before March 12th? If so dont worry we are paying it to 6.5 million people, payment run is over the next 3 weeks.

broke: homebrew
woke: homegrow

hat tip to the glowies.

its to avoid any shock that could cause the current wave of demand for revolution in Italy.

People are so desperate there, they've got nothing left to lose other than "revolution".

I'm just wondering if we'll have our own version of Hitler/Mousillini if we get to the at point.

He won't give a fuck m8.
He's more worried about saving the GDP than Aussie lives.
The oldies that die are a bonus to him as they won't take any more pension money.
Shame he's fucked us all by acting slowly.

prepare your anus for /the knock/

>gathering limited to a maximum of 2 people
>jokes on corona virus
>don't have any friends

Yeah I’ll just spend my whole day shitposting on Yas Forums and masturbating to porn. Thanks for the advice champ

I'm a coronaneet, the next payment will be my first.

The virus isn’t even real you fucking morons praise him

> needs
> wants
get your priorities straight.

We're on the cusp of potential civil war, anarchy or revolution, and you're thinking with your dick?

There are countless disaffected yoof, neets and niggers on hair trigger. The corona virus could be the fire that lights the fuse.

Why are Australians all low IQ fuckwits? any thread with you in it is brain cell burning cancer.

wait there were boomers getting on cruise ships despite the government warning them not to? and now some of them are back and being put into quarantine and they are complaining about the conditions in a 5 star hotel?

oh thats good, thanks cunt

Sunday here in East Coast USA
Praise Saint Tarrant.

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i'm married to a gook qt314, But what I said was correct. Women are filthy whores. All of them. If you're a man and cant figure out how to fuck any of these loose as fuck women you really are fucking stupid.

>civil war
>anarchy
>revolution

wo - hooooo.
get a load of this wanker.

nothing changes, toss pot. same before, same after.

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with your regular dole starting the 4th of April i heard.

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LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED

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>i'm married to a gook

All opinions discarded you filthy gook loving cunt

>wanna get on the ronabux
>dont wanna get roped in to the influx of high risk, low pay wagie jobs

Is it ok to demand a full body decontamination suit if im sent anywhere that involves being around other people?

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>Was the CES days really better?
Yes.
>You really made me think about how I got my previous jobs.
>I found some of my previous jobs through the CES. That was so much easier.
It worked well until it didn't. The problem with the CES is it stopped working once the hiring model was completely replaced with online applications, but inactive providers being the ones to connect you with work that financially benefits them is much worse than have 3% extra cenno staff.
>All I get now from my jobactive provider is the impression that I am unemployable
Probably, they want you to fuck off within 3 months or be restreamed to c or better.

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feels good being employed knowing you filthy fucking losers literally beg me to keep you alive

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Hope you lads have all emailed your MPs and Senators showing them we have chinese elements subverting our nation

Where the fuck is my 750.
Where the the fuck is stage 3
Where the fuck are the virus

>qt314
wat
Flush yourself.

Feel free to fuck off back to your fellow sheep fuckers at NZ POL.
Or are you cunts to lazy to make one?
>how do you get a kiwi to fuck off?
Bring up politics.

is this live on ABC news? or did scomo do this eawrlier?

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

There are people ready to kill in Italy for revolution because they've run out of food. They are only 2 months ahead of the curve of where we will be in coming months.

Care to place bets? Or do you think Australia is different because we fucking boomers?

express.co.uk/news/world/1261757/coronavirus-italy-news-covid-19-cases-number-latest-sky-news-italy-revolution-shortages

Fucking loser lol

i love that no one takes the bait, too.
its like they're fuckin irrelevant bags of sheep shit or something ey.

then you miss this one but get the 2nd round and the April supplement.
>Where the fuck is my 750.
See>Where the the fuck is stage 3
Tomorrow or next Friday.
>Where the fuck are the virus
About 10000 at the moment.

You’re a dumb cunt. This will all be over in two weeks. Settle down retard

I live off potato wedges and aioli with extra garlic. I then take 8 vitamin c tablets and three vitamin d and niacin flush every day, not too mention my zinc

>We are prepared for the virus
>There is no need to change your behavior
>There is no need for masks
>We won't have to ban gatherings
>We won't have to close borders
>We won't have to close schools
>We won't have to shutdown establishments
>We won't have to impose quarantines
>We won't have food shortages
--> ITALY IS HERE We are still in power

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

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yeop.
Bet you a hundred thousand dollars there is no revolution or civil war or anarchy in Australia. The dyke socialist workers collective of Brunswick doesn't count - has to be the federal government.

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Kiwis getting squeezed with the lack of financial support.

There is a purpose user. That purpose is fighting for good in the coming war and rebuilding a sane society.

quick question lads, is it weird that when i watch porn that more than half the time i imagine myself in place of the girl?

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have you noticed how quickly it accelerates as the cases go from single digits to 1000's in a week.

And it completely catches off guard the people who believe in this shit culture.

yes

Unironically it means you have underlying parental issues and you need to develop your masculinity.

Yes, it means you are gay

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stop watching porn

Cheers mate, when is the second one?

Get some sun, lift weights and eat meat.
Take zinc if you still feel this way in 6months meet me out the back of coles

Fucking based

twitter.com/ozcrimenews/status/1244205991245176834

based future communication minister

wait, are you saying i'm the only one?

Hey knock it off with the tarrant posting. It's pretty cringe fella

I hope you're doing your part and fucking them around as much as humanly possible.
Threat status.
1 chinks
2 muzzies
3 kiwis
4 our own pollies.
5 some virus