You wake up in East Germany

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

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Looks like romania and these commieblocks were intentionally designed to keep people numbed. It is fucking horrible to live in one of these cuck boxes.

Oooh looks like home

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>multikino

I make babies immediately.

I join my local National Bolshevist party

Comfy

>look for kielbasa and cute girls

Start converting commie sluts with my capitalist western cock

stalins 5 year plan
got a bunch of horse nomads in the steppes to cut stone and that stone was used in building everything across eastern Europe

>jump the fence & take my chances...

and I go back home

haha

That's what Canada actually looks like on a good day.But with brighter colours.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panelák
it's either this or living on the mercy of landlord. In Poland you at least get to chose.

Canada is beautiful fuck you buddy.

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>Wyprzedaź

Holy fuck that's depressing.

We did September 12 2001.
>t. American

>Mein Block Mein Block

So American colonization enforces migrants and Russian/Slavic colonization enforces sadomasochism disguised as misery.

Has anyone ever considered why these "great powers" have no taste?

if the concrete was lighter in color (and clean) and the sky wasn't so overcast, it would be nice

it's the overcast sky that ruins everything

what zombie survival game is this?

Fucking sweet. Join the STASI. Get paid to break into my rivals homes, move their shit around, steal their fish, piss in their toilet, set up cameras in their shower, gun down degenerate dissidents.

Sign me up.

>poland.jpg
More like russia.jpg

Go to West German embassy and demand asylum

He's talking about the french part obviously.

Eww. Pic related.

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Unfathomably based.

*Fortunately

Thats a pretty nice apartment buildings actually. Most of soviet buildings are much worse.

It might be preferable. It seems kind of cozy.

>You wake up on OP's job site

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i do every day, and now?

not really, go back to your Ruhrpott shithole colonizing prick

commieblocks was probably one of the reasons it even survived for more than ten years in the soviet satellites - central heating, running warm water and a non-leaking, non-rotting roof were unavailable for a good portion of people in the 50s/60s; i even have coworkers who remember growing up without running water or a toilet in the house. getting in one of those was a huge boost so providing as much as possible of them was essential for commie regimes. Which is why they arent exactly lavishly ornamented

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Alternative fur Judens stronghold for a reason

Fuck that shit. Urban areas are hellscapes.

Old photo. This place looks a lot better now.

Rondo Reagana in Wrocław.

>Oh no, not again.

i'm in my 20s in the US and my mom grew up with an outhouse instead of a toilet

>growing up without running water or a toilet in the house. getting in one of those was a huge boost
Pretty much this.
If even Germany was that bad in 50s/60s, I don't even want to imagine how poor Russia was back then, and such housing meant a huge improvement in quality of life.

Are you mentally impaired or what?
>nobody can bust your window open and go in
>nobody can spy on you from outside
>thieves can only come in from the door
>helps you build strong relations with your neighbours
>fits many people in one place

NOO HOW DARE THEY DESTROY THE PALACES OF THE RICHHH NOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE OTHER FAMILIES THAT NEED TO LIVEEE NOO I AM ENTITLED TO A BIG HOUSE WITH A GARDENNN

Also your neighbours can spy on you and rat on you if you bring men to have gay sex, commie blocks are based asf, they keep faggots and extroverts sad so they can't bother us introverts.

Fuck. How much did I drink last night to wind up on the far side of the planet? Did Captain Morgan take me on his ship for an adventure across the Atlantic?

It looks quite nice now actually

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>It looks quite nice now actually

It's amazing what you can achieve with billions in German taxpayer money.

Could be worse tho, could have woken up in Romania in a tub full of ice and a missing kidney.

>Samefagging this hard

>he thinks everything was done with German money
Keep deluding yourself.
But if you want to give us more, go ahead :)

good thing they took the photo at summer. spring and autumn can be really depressing.

well it’s only better for the city when it’s when it’s not under retarded German gov rule

>You wake up in Germany

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Cringe.

What could be done about depressing Winters

Grove street, home.

This.

Do you seriously consider that money as sincere gifts instead of neocolonialism and soft power projection?
>here have this billion but you need to do x y z and spend it all in Hans und Jurgen GmbH
>here's a billion spend it on roads so Adolf Auto GmbH is better connected to our motherland and can enjoy cheap labour from your monkeyland

yeah, whenever i go to east germany and cross into western poland, you really can't tell much difference. once you get to east poland though you really start to hit slavland, though

Looks like medival Poland.

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pic related is unironically in Germany. lol

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Yes.

>you wake up in West Germany
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looks like turkey

this is an improvement

Humans would get a pump and siphon out the shit and dump it back into the sewer system back at a point that is not blocked. In China they attempt to send a guy in a scuba suit to somehow repair it with LITERALLY NO VISIBILITY.

i've noticed many commieblocks in poland have been getting repainted. it helps an enormous amount with helping places not look like dystopian hellholes

thats worst germany though. Berlin is even more shit than west or east Germany as it combines the arrogance, hyperwestern culture and mass immigration problems of the west with the aggressiveness, poverty and architectural eyesores of the east. It deserves a nuke every day all day

>Commonwealth

East Germany belongs to Poland now?

not a nazi but even hitlers project look luxurious to this shit...what do i mean by even ?
people still live in hitler buildings and they're fantastic lol...what a shame