AUS/POL - CORONA SHUT THE BORDERS EDITION

>be me dozens of tinder matches with schizo profile about corona
>stubborn roasties hedging their bets all repeating same line, muh work muh supermarket muh friends needs to get worse before i go anywhere user
>explain you will get trapped that is the point of a quarantine
>"yeah but what if it doesn't happen" user?
>MFW i will need to infiltrate a fortified city on foot to extract a desperate but ungrateful roastie and some how manage to get back to innawoods bunker before she has a tantrum, from having to walk somewhere for the first time in her life

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first for hi asio
Can’t you guys write back for once, it’s a global emergency, before i die from coronachan i just wanna shoot the shit with our lurking asio friends on here. You guys have been with us for a long time now, it’d be nice to chat

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port adelaide is the best adelaide

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Why in the living fuck arent I allows to go walk around the park anymore!? Every cunt is further apart than the supermarket and everyone here is exercising. Fuck schomo

Gotta keep that economy limping on.

its debatable you are even an stray'n when you put a fuckin fosters can in your image, what Aussie drinks fosters?

This is fucking hilarious AUSPOL
youtu.be/nCtAScghAjU

>caring what unprepared females think and not just bugging out alone
They will just slow you down user, and anyone on tinder will sell you out as soon as someone with better supplies comes along

Dammit need this shit locked down so they can reduce my hours once I finish annual leave

No

I didnt vote

NZ checking in from lockdown at Piha beach.

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yes it is, cunt.

>6 month ban on evictions

so what does this mean? fucking landlords get bailed out?

>be me
>be racist and hate niggers,chinks and poos
>end up going on pol to chat with like minded people
>half the posts are shilling for interracial relationships
>months and years go by and all the shilling starts to have an affect on me
>start to get yellow fever
>yellow fevers isn't enough anymore
>start to get jungle fever
>now i'm starting to find negresses attractive
>now not even wmbf porn is doing it for me anymore
>venture into blacked and cuckold porn (but imagining i'm the guy fucking the girl)
>spend 3-4 hours on a porn binge last night
>can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore
>pic related is me now
what the hell happened to me pol? now i can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore because i've become the very thing i hate. i'm depressed and now am seriously thinking about killing myself as the amount of self hate i feel is now almost unbearable. i see myself as no different than those degenerate coal burners yet i still hate them and all the niggers chinks and poos. there's so much cognitive dissonance and i just don't know what to think anymore

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Do you think the curve is really flattening or is it just temporary?

Australian graphs:
theguardian.com/australia-news/datablog/ng-interactive/2020/mar/28/coronavirus-australia-map-cases-numbers-stats-how-many-cases-of-covid-19-nsw-maps-victoria-live-data-qld-sa-wa-tas-latest-statistics

>fucking landlords get bailed out?
only if they give the pm a bj

This is going to be the biggest larp in Australian history, we have destroyed the Australian economy for a generation for some paranoia. The infected/death ratio even after all this time, just doesn't stack up.

youtube.com/watch?v=X888i7hzvP0

Show flag kike

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it's the end of the world as we know it

I have Asian GF I know the feeling.

who /watchlist/ here?

Don’t fall for their tricks user, you have come close but it isn’t too late for redemption. Give up your brainwashed coomer ways. You can’t blame yourself, their MKultra tier shilling is relentless. Give up the porn and better yourself

The Chink ones get gassed.

> meme flag
> gook gf
0 people in this thread were shocked by this turn of events.

everyone on this site is on the list

And I feel fine

Are parks open in Queensland

Maybe in every other country with population densities far different to Australia and health care systems that aren't as good.

As of this week, infection rates are going to go down, down, down, down and even further down, and in a fortnight we're going to wonder why we put such restrictions in place and put a halt on the Australian economy so quick.

Absolutely fucking retarded.

really? i feel like a can't be redeemed because i'm constantly judging myself like how i judged roastie coal burners

Both of these.

I think this is bullshit, but after this is over I think things will be permanently different in a good way, and i'm interested to see what permanent changes will happen.

oy vey

ew

Normally i'd have a chink takeaway and spring rolls for sundy tea, reckon its pie and peas night instead, washed down with a vb longneck .

just gotta wait a bit longer before i dont need to understand em Just rope 'em, throw, and brand 'em

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I'd just like to take a moment to Praise our one true Lord & Savor, Saint Tarrant

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I'm calling it kung-flu from now on.

checked. The porn has melted your mind. Give up porn my friend. Get a nice girlfriend. Only fap to still images if you must, nothing too degenerate. You have to retrain your brain

strictly against the rules but if it helps every single word you ever said or typed is in your file :)

At the moment, but playgrounds are going to be closed

Don’t beat yourself up, everyone’s had an asian gf at some point in their life. I’ve even seen poos with them.

What a cute couple

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I figured as much, everything i’ve ever said except for this post is satire anyway, all meant in good faith and as a joke. I have no political leaning anyway, I just come here to read Qanon schizo theories and to talk shit with autists

Well that'll probably how they got in, all the lib labor voters didn't turn out. Thanks fuck face

Not anymore.

voluntarily not fapping to porn is the most retarded attempt at self improvement ive ever encountered. youre going to be alone for the rest of your life anyways, yet you choose to blue ball yourself. congratulations you tried to be smarter than everyone else but in the end you came out retarded.

I’ve fucked almost as many Asians as white women but have never dated one.

>and i'm interested to see what permanent changes will happen.
a lot of unemployed people. that'll be hard to recover from. gov will see unemployment not seen in a generation.

>airsoft
How sad.

so i can still be redeemed? am i judging myself too harshly? i honestly blame the kikes, they brainwash young adults with the porn so they end up race mixing and what not.

what's on the stereo?

youtube.com/watch?v=JDBOXH0CMog

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/australian-coronavirus-cases-are-trending-towards-a-lower-infection-rate-c-769622

When 7News is talking about the infection rate is lowering, you know it's a complete nothingburger. COVID-19 is NOT an issue in Australia and never was. All deaths in their 80s, hardly anyone in ICU, this is a fucking joke.

Good luck shouldering your rifles with those face masks, you larping dipshits.

Noooo

just because we record everything (it's our job) doesn't mean we act on every single thing we see or hear. bigger fish to fry. yellow ones at the moment

Fuck you nigger, go fuck around in public with a chink batflu fucking cunts up yourself.
I'm too busy fucking my gf while thinking about fucking her dyke friend and all the other sluts i've fucked before to go vote and participate in oligarchic controlled """""""""democracy""""""""'

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i look at porn for about 5 minutes, then jerk off, then that's it
being addicted is gay

What rifles? We're not even allowed one of these

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the liberal's are doing all they can to consolidate their power and the elite's wealth and are making sure the lower social strata bear the burden of the economic fallout while they enjoy greater power and influence within their fortified golden castles. this is not a larp, this is very deliberate.

Fuck lads, just Praised Him, might Praise Him again later idk

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>Mutts larping as Aussies

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Hopefully restrictions on foreigners, cleansing of traitors and the return of manufacturing in country that keeps more local than exporting everything.

i jerk off for like 2-3 hours everytime

But what's all this stuff about months I even heard September

Do you think it would even be possible for me to change jobs in the next couple weeks or months or you think I'm at my current place for the long haul. I am a highly skilled worker, but I'm not sure if it would be realistic to expect a new job offer this year

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Some are some aren't.
Depends on the council.
Stopped at westridge lookout on mt glorious today and it was open.

youtube.com/watch?v=_mSmOcmk7uQ

my vociferous hate of the liberal party is very much justified, you can't suicide me

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rollies and jameson

Yeah i know. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had algorithms that record every single post made on the internet (especially twitter and facebook) and had an xKeyScore type algorithm that prioritised the watch list using an AI algorithm that could accurately predict people’s thought patterns and any risk to society.

I'll be honest, I've been jerking it multiple times daily for over well.. lets just not say how many decades.

now even with my wife it's like I've lost the immediate "i'm horny" feeling and it takes some hard concentration to get in the zone properly. Before it happened naturally.
I truly believe that porn is a jewish trick to kill birth rates at this point.

How do i emigrate to the states met a reddit succubus that wants me to move there.

Fried rice mate

No way.. really? Even if you just shitpost?

what kind of tinder schizo profile, whats the bio and pictures?