But why?

Because I choose to.

Vestigial bones

vaginal bones

Destiny is all

The absurdity of thinking this actually happened.

Early fish were almost entirely of the lobefinned variety, having arm like appendages with a fin at the end, tetrapods share a common ancestor with lung fish and coelacanths.

Making the transition from lobes to feet is not that big of a change anatomically.

BRING BACK TENSHI
Why hasn't Shtrumgfh sent me my coronadogs...

DLCs user

I want to figure out a way for animals to iteratively develop wheels....

basic natural selection?

There are fossils of that creature, whether or not it represents some transitional species is debatable.

If 'evolution' was logical, wheeled creatures would be dominant. The absurdity of life is illogical.

Ask yourselves, what's deep in the water that caused the evolution of humans to get the fuck out of the water, and then in time try to leave the planet?

Nigga turn back it ain't worth it

If you think about it- Evolution began because fish developed a foot fetish.

>ayo my niggas i'm tired of da whales huntin' us an shiet
>I wanna get a new life but they keep us down an shiet
>I be goin' up an shiet, wish me luck my niggas
And thus the first nigger was born.

Less competition, new opportunities.

you realize that for a wheel to work you need both roads and detatched moving parts right?

better job oportuneties.
safer breeding grounds.
free realestate.

Legs are more energy efficient than wheels over uneven terrain

Legs are way WAY more efficient at traversing the environment than wheels. In the future all land based vehicles will use robotic legs to move.

Don't give me your pure abstractions, you obfuscatory illusionist!
I'm thinking it has to involve kerotin, cartilage and oily fluids... But how to get there...

>But why?

White flight.

this, fucking seaniggers

Indians were created when shit crawled out of the ganges river.

t. Amerimutt

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Well modern man turns their penis into vagina so anything is possible it's part of gods plan.

do you even science? when was the last time nature paved a flat road you stupid fuck?

Pure legs: no. Wheels at the end of legs: yes.

Same holds true for my wheelcritters. Which maybe have to be insects...
Detached parts? How about free floating within a cartilaginous cavity, lubricated by some organic fluid? Then some kinda hair or muscle-ripple motivates a floaty-part.

Kek

AYYYY LMAO NIGGA, GET BACK IN DA WATER.

never happened

If wheels were the best design Africans would have evolved them years ago, wheels are inefficient colonial inventions it's much simpler to evolve strong necks and carry things on your head.

uh oh you just.... no... evolution might not be....

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Cue the webm of the afrinig carrying a wheelbarrow full of dirt...

lol nice bones bro

it's always regarded as a singular moment, not that many fish ever crawled ashore, or that more lifes self-emerged from the primordial soup. even their satanic paradigm can't avoid the single event meme

Wheels don't work well in nature, you need the right ground for it or else you judt get stuck.
Legs allow you to traverse any terrain.

meow

Please stay out of God's workshop when you die.

from rock soup to single cell to multi cell to sexual reproduction to walking fish to swimming ocean cows. this is your brain on evolution. not to mention the trex chicken meme

Its portrayed that way because it is in a way true, there is only 1 direct line from the beginning to yourself, all the other iterations went extinct, so in that sense there was a singular event in your lineage, even if it had been attempted 100,000 times.

This. Enough damage has been done already.
>hey look at this, God stepped out for a little bit I'm sure he won't mind if I tinker, let's make some humans but I'm going to give them dark skin, what could go wrong?

you could have 50 different species of fish crawling out and they all having the same ancestor would register exactly the same way in the genes.

At least they know how to use toilets and sewers in Africa.

Can't imagine why people would still believe this 'theory' in 2020...
newgeology.us/Debunking Evolution.pdf

Your father is your father , and your father's father is his father, jimmy down the street is not your father even if he is 99% genetically identical to your father.

remember goys, there is this rock soup 3.5 billion years ago with just the right conditions and life emerges out of it. and once it does, in this vast expanse of time it takes to reach 3.2 billion years ago, never again does this happen. once there is life, there is a feel that "it is accomplished", never again will the soup bear forth it's progeny, even though it should according to the idea that information and potential for life is inherent to the non-living matter

Nigger this is happening right now lmao! Any amphibious animal does this all the time. Crocodiles, frogs, lungfish, walruses, and many others live their lives both in water and on land. An ocean creature becoming a land creature would only require extremely minor anatomical changes to become amphibious, and then a few more tweaks to become terrestrial

Admin moves a political thread about the mysterious Twitter banners vanishing to banter yet somehow this survives

you can't know whether genetic diversification happened in the water or on the land, all it takes is one aquatic ancestor

Administrators prefer the sexual embrace of other men.

How evolution explains that a squirrel got wings and a radar system and became a bat?

Have you considered it would be extremely difficult for new life to survive when existing like would consume you.

nucleotides have been produced in a lab from non living molecules, what distinguishes non living nucleotides from a collection of "living" nucleotides arranged in a sequence?, You are made from rocks in quite the litteral sense, they just got some help from some plants and your mothers vagina.

how would existing life consume you when first life form would have noone to consume and would have to be self sufficient? there is capacity for at least two lives, the first who creates and a second one feeding on the first

or rather, how would you explain first life going from self-sufficient to dependent?

forgot your meme flag pajeet

The wheels don't have to be dettached. Imagine the entire animal rotating. You do a flip.

Running away from the nigger fish user

>muh twitter banners
back to /ptg/ wwg1 you go faggot

the physical reality is that only 1 sperm in the thousands of loads your mom took lead to your existence, it being a singular event.