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Fair enough. At least you know what you want. Good luck
>sewn back on
fuck, that's one for the grandkids. Did they use a blanket stitch I wonder?
Shop didn't have any apples, I'm going to fucking snap. Fuck that bat eating gook
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrr
>eddie
>XDDDD
here
In these situations murder should be justified.
Same as when some people wake up with a testicle missing after they went in for an appendix removal.
cheers
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nah
Fuck off spastic you should of been faster.
Murder is by definition an unjustifiable killing. But I agree that in such a situation killing should be justified.
Should have*
Maybe the head wasn't attached properly, it's not an exact science.
Is this what the average britpol poster looks like?
>oh no the state is temporarily reducing freedoms to stop the spread of a deadly coof this is literallly stalin
>also the state needs to be arresting people just for smoking a plant
Na, I'm a bit overweight.
My old school mate looked exactly like that, gormless fuck.
Cleared to return to work!
>Dr Vaishnavy Laxman, 43, oversaw the botched delivery on the maternity unit at Ninewells Hospital in Dundee
Imagine I just woke from a coma.
all the shops are shut and everyone is hiding indoors, how would you explain this strangeness?
Eddie is a nonce and so is soufern saville
It's fookin snowin
"There has been a virus outbreak"
can you shut up your like nadiya but worse
Aye caramba how bad is it? Millions dead already.
>Black beret
>Royal Engineers
If your gona pysop post at least do it right. Nxt time make it a RM or Parachute Regiment beret.
*fucking
*snowing
"Not too bad, more contagious than dangerous"
So does anyone know anything about the Covid coof other than itys persistent? I've spent the last 45 minutes listening to my dad do some weird half cough/clearing of his throat about a dozen times and am getting paranoid
>Brit government in dire need of eastern european workers or this year's harvest won't be gathered
Why dont brits stop being such disfunctional degenerate drug addicts and go pick-up your vegetables yourselves?
Kill him before he turns, it's the only way to stop it.
Why can't you have a wash?
I'd be taking a brisk stroll to the Aston Martin dealership ;)
Put your dick in his ear to get a true reading of his temperature
Bulgarians are the irish of eastern europe
Oh that's ok then.
Bit of an overreaction.
Why cant you buy a toothbrush?
it's shit pay and they take half of it so you can live on the farm with 10 other people in a converted barn
The Gov told us circa early 2000s that immigrants were doing the jobs we are too lazy to do .
Since we are too lazy what can we actually do.
I wonder how the lockdown is going effect all the farmers now they cant import slaves from gypsyland anymore
confirmed: police cannot control the wog; laws only apply to civilised whites. oh what a piece of work is the globalist
>Look on my works, ye whitey, and despair!
what have they done to us? they have killed us and we let them
>you took my star
Clap for those administrators risking RSI everyday
That (((conservative inc))) nonsense to justify importing cheap labor, and fucking over Britons from being paid a fair wage.
And this is why you're getting replaced. Why dont you make your pakis and indians do it instead?
It's very deep lung cough, not a throat clearing type "ahem" cough.
Do you even have teeth? I suppose you don't need them if you boil the turnips for long enough.
They are only good for cornershop jobs.
They are masters of being lazy.
becuase they are even more lazy
ther hardest work you see pakis do is fry chicken
this is quite scandalous. how the fuck is it justified? wtf are all these "administrators" doing.
If corona has show us one thing, its how many NON ESSENTIAL workers their are in the economy.
How about you fucking eat halal, lads?
There is literally nothing wrong with Iqbal and Ahmed hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES MOHAMMED! STRAIGHT TO THE RAT-INFESTED STOCKROOM, THROUGH THE DOOR!
AHMED COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE HANDLES THE RAW MEAT WITH THE HAND HE JUST WIPED HIS ARSE WITH WITHOUT WASHING IT, NICE COUPLE OF PUBES DROPPING INTO THE FRYER AS THE CHIPS GO IN!
MOHAMMED DODGES THE HEALTH INSPECTOR WITH A STUNNING PHOTO OP WITH THE LOCAL LABOUR COUNCILLOR, SHORTCHANGES A FEW DRUNK CUSTOMERS ON THEIR WAY OUT! BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SLAMS THE CLOSING DOOR INTO A RAT'S HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S GOING TO THE FRYER! SPITS RIGHT ON YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE GREEN'UN FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S UNDOING HIS FLY, PULLS HIS COCK OUT AND JIZZES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BURGER!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I actually do and they aren't each pointing in a different direction like a wind indicator. Unlike yours, you genetic defect.
dont use paki takeaways
Quarantines are a waste of time, soixantine is a waste of time.
Numbers of Infected are still rising in italy despite quarantines, get outside and enjoy the days sun.
we need to stop beating around the bush and realise some of us will die in windowless wards drowning in are own fluids.
Did you whittle them yourself or did you inherit them from your 34-year-old grandma?
>be Bulgarian
>be Bulgarian
The only body fluids I'll be drowning in are my own thank you very much.
Pray for wogs to not self isolate
Sadly it is so.
Hiding indoors is prolonging their agonies.
My sister is a nervous wreck and she's quite healthy, the panic got to her yesterday, she needs to go shopping but is terrified by the media.
so nothing new then. the old and those with compromised immune systems getting pneumonia in hospital is a sad thing that happened already. people didn't care before.