/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - UNIRONIC WORLD MAP EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: WE WILL WIN THIS WAR 3/28/20
pic.twitter.com/sFmxKzXdGC
>TrumpTweet: "We will stop at nothing to protect the people of our country" 3/28/20
pic.twitter.com/BMoZwIjVrz
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/28/20
youtu.be/B-38SpyaLFg
>Pres Trump/DefSec Esper @USNS Comfort Send Off Ceremony 3/28/20
c-span.org/video/?470788-1/
dvidshub.net/video/744729/
youtu.be/Ols_AaLaV1k
youtu.be/7wqTqQBby3k
>Pres Trump arrives @Naval Station Norfolk 3/28/20
youtu.be/b7lflFYoNk0
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/28/20
youtu.be/RrVDtDPiHLg
youtu.be/YvJk41d_VqI
>Pres Trump comments before departing JBAndrews 3/28/20
c-span.org/video/?470792-3/
youtu.be/zRwfK3qfrGs
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/28/20
c-span.org/video/?470792-1/
youtu.be/lcE9CjOjUk8
>VP Pence on WattersWorld 3/28/20
youtu.be/SNFd3-IptBI
>DPAPolCoord Navarro on JudgeJeanine 3/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145482694001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on JudgeJeanine 3/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145480131001
>Bannon on WattersWorld 3/28/20
youtu.be/yoktc4NlDLU (pt1)
youtu.be/T60_F_KzTtM?t=1810 (pt2)
>ActNavySec Modly on F&F 3/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145407262001
>TrumpAd: HOPE 3/27/20
youtu.be/BSSrimkmxzI
>Don Jr on DailyCaller 3/27/20
youtu.be/Mj9mJSlRi6c

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new baker needed please

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no one would care if we just nuke them

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Rectum? Damn near Gillum!

>we
sorry, i mean you guys in minecraft ofc

It's missing that island chain that got nuked twice and makes funny looking cartoons.

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Is that map not accurate?

What's a baker?

twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1244170704242847745

Can't believe Boris let us down like this.

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REMINDER:

IF YOU WANT YOUR $1200 LIBERTY STIPEND, YOU MUST FILE A 2019 TAX RETURN (IF YOU DIDNT FOR 2018)

EVEN IF YOU REPORT $0 IN ADJUSTED GROSS INCOME, YOU WILL RECEIVE $1200.

IT IS ***HIGHLY*** SUGGESTED THAT YOU DO SO IN ORDER TO MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THE IRS YOUR DIRECT DEPOSIT INFO. DOING SO WILL LET YOU GET YOUR $1200 DIRECTLY DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AROUND APRIL 6TH.

IF YOU DO NOT GIVE THE IRS DIRECT DEPOSIT INFO, THEN SO LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN, YOU WILL RECEIVE A CHECK FOR $1200 IN THE MAIL IN ABOUT 4-5 WEEKS FROM APRIL 6TH

NOTE: I'VE HEARD THAT IF YOUR ADJUSTED GROSS INCOME IS $0 THEN YOU CAN ONLY FILE A TAX REFUND VIA PAPER MAIL. IF THIS IS TRUE THEN YOU NEED TO ***HAUL ASS AND MAIL YOUR PAPER TAX REFUND IMMEDIATELY***. IF YOU COMPLETE YOUR PAPER TAX REFUND, INCLUDE YOUR DIRECT DEPOSIT INFO AND MAIL IT BY MONDAY, THEN YOU'LL GET YOUR TRUMPBUX IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AROUND APRIL 6TH.

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IT IS REALLY HAPPENING

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I invite you to try this experiment:

Set your alarm to 4:30am, and go to sleep. “

When your alarm goes off— get up. Put on your clothes, brush your teeth, and go get your workout on -hard-. Get done, shower, get dressed, and begin to crush your list of tasks for the day.

When it’s time to watch the news — see what happens. You won’t want to watch junk; you don’t want that meaningless Fox show. You will want some analysis, and discourse — that will happen at night, too.

You are feeling good; educated. You don’t want to see the worthless rambling of Tucker or Hannity. You want fuel— Good fuel to rebuild your intellect— Clean fuel that keeps your mind sharp.

When you watch Joe you want to stay watching Joe.

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>Wan-zai
>Wan-Wan
I see what you did there.

>the guild needs to talk with their or team

one of the better awoos ngl

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> SO LONG AS YOU HAVE A SSN/TIN

Think ICE will be given a list of duplicate numbers/multiple addresses?

i wonder what those numbers would do to the mortality rate

Experts say it could be 6,000,000

>so white
>I must divert attention to skin color because I am too stupid to think of anything else
What game is that and why is a wolfgirl fighting a four-armed muscular titty monster?

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c-can i be here while /sg/ is sleeping..

it's death end re;quest
it's a mix between JRPG and visual novel with plenty of spoopy and fan service to boot. i'm about 20 hours in right now. it's good, but not great. hopefully the sequel does better. I'd get it on sale if i were you because it's definitely not full price quality, though also not bad by any means
god damnit i almost replied seriouslly

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>Go for a long walk at 3am
>See a shadowy figure 300 feet away who appears to be coughing

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Can you imagine how pissed they are at China?

The year is 2022. Corona-virus has devastated human life on Earth. Emperor Trump attempts to keep the old union peacefully, but no sooner has New England declared independence when New York secedes from both and initiates a first strike on Rhode Island, striking right at New Englands heart.

As the union collapses, New Jersey allies with New York and to the south, Pennslyvania deteiorates into stetelessness. Trump offers Pennsylvania to Ohio, who would like to annex the shale along the Appalachians before the Virginians make a land grab, but also senses taking a gift from the Union may endanger its accession into the Great Lake Federation. Meanwhile, Quebec is quietly running support to New England in hopes of gaining support for their planned assault on Toronto, and from there, Ottawa for "liberté"

What happens next? Does New England, joined by Quebec, crush New York and Jersey? Does Ohio forfeit accession to the Great Lakes Federation for that oil, coal and steel money?

And where is Florida in all this? Wont someone think of the Floridans? Its rumored gunboats have already left Havana!

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you know what to do

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Gay Trump supporting Jews are literally throwing coronavirus infection parties in NYC.

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i'm assuming that the trump administration isn't full of stupid people, so probably. with that said, let's hope that they can do something to remove as many illegal alien criminals as possible.

nuke it

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>going outside ever
>especially with corona chan lurking
>at the fucking devil's hour of all times
user do you have a death wish

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youtube.com/watch?v=zTzMRB9vfU0

when will kino be back on the menu?

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I once called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got really excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.
Will keep in mind as a reward for when I have finished a few goals.

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Those are our viral suicide bombers, get with the times, moshe

>PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
More like Corona King of Incompetent Drumpfuckery, löl get fucked fishtank cleaner drinking magapedes

You do NOT want to catch Corona if you have aids.

i don't get it
do you like anime?

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>>TrumpTweet: "We will stop at nothing to protect the people of our country" 3/28/20
LET'S OPEN FOR EASTER, LÖL
WOOPS I DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO QUARANTINE STATES BUT I TWEETED ABOUT IT ANYWAY

lol Drumpf man, what were you thinking electing that thing

tryhard

Iirc, the founder of "OK to be white", arrested and released for physically taking back his speech when it was stolen by a protester at one of his appearances. I didnt know he was let go. I wonder what hes doing now.

>You know what to do

Yeah. I immediately did a 360 and fucking left.

The hour isn’t cursed. At least not to my knowledge.

I-it’s n-not cursed... I-is it???

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when will my space force photography improve?
youtube.com/watch?v=3NbQkyvbw18

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>LIBERTY STIPEND
LOL you mean socialism

Eh, kind of a waste of money though. Just stop sending them food and we accomplish the same thing.

You might look at it that way if you never paid taxes. As regular tax payer I view it as my money being returned.

it's very much cursed
just look into the devils hour aka the witching hour

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Soon to be dead murican, löl

>new baker needed please
You were the secret shill all along.

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LOL

You retards are fucking funny

>And where is Florida in all this?
Fucking off out of the Union and creating a republic with Texas. But we split from South Florida first. Keep RP posting though, that was fun to read.

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In a just universe this would be the only bugcatcher to know about.
It's a reference to a VBIED. To answer that question, some. Mostly garbage ones and cyberpunk.

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Whats with all the rumors Trump is nationalizing the Federal Reserve? Is this verifiable?

0.28%, chang

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no rebate for you? Sorry, typo. No rebut from you?

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Make a statement on the toilet paper status. When will there be toilet paper in a store near you? This is getting stupid. BTW if there is no toilet paper people will use things and flush things that will destroy sewage systems everywhere. That's a serious problem.

I love cyberpunk, SEL is my fav

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>abolishing China is on the table
It feels good to be right.

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LOL don't overdo it on the zinc

its the ghost of a corona victim

i think i'm going to buy one of those bear onesies ngl i bet it's comfy as fuck

I would really like an answer to this if possible

is trump kun good for Iraq??!!!!!!

You'll put it on and feel like a fag.

I actually eat oysters regularly. EAT RED MEAT AND ORGANS

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that's definitely a likely outcome

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