Kraut Yas Forums: Germany admits it can’t test every German

This is due to a lack of chemicals for the tests. While individual labs could often perform 2k to 3k tests per day, the test reactive chemicals are in short supply due to the worldwide demand... and it doesn’t look like that supply is going up fast.

Ups... I guess we are all fucked because we ain’t going to see millions of tests in Europe/America anytime soon.

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Morning, fellow krauts.

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Morning, Hans, our autism win’t safe us after all...

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Reposting pic attached cuz it needs to spread. It was promptly removed from the original article shortly after the article went live without any note. faz.net/aktuell/rhein-main/hessens-finanzminister-schaefer-ist-tot-polizei-vermutet-suizid-16701591.html

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just relax your sphincters and enjoy the ride (it's barely begun)

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You don't need to test anyone in the country for the designer flu, faggot.

If they did, they'd realize this whole "pandemic" is a hoax. So for now they'll only keep testing people with grave symptoms that go to the hospital. Thus making that fake death rate go higher.

>le meme psyop flag face

... so make them? You have BASF ffs

Why did he kill himself?

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