This is due to a lack of chemicals for the tests. While individual labs could often perform 2k to 3k tests per day, the test reactive chemicals are in short supply due to the worldwide demand... and it doesn’t look like that supply is going up fast.
Ups... I guess we are all fucked because we ain’t going to see millions of tests in Europe/America anytime soon.
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Morning, fellow krauts.
Morning, Hans, our autism win’t safe us after all...
Reposting pic attached cuz it needs to spread. It was promptly removed from the original article shortly after the article went live without any note. faz.net
just relax your sphincters and enjoy the ride (it's barely begun)
You don't need to test anyone in the country for the designer flu, faggot.
If they did, they'd realize this whole "pandemic" is a hoax. So for now they'll only keep testing people with grave symptoms that go to the hospital. Thus making that fake death rate go higher.
>le meme psyop flag face
... so make them? You have BASF ffs
Sure you do, you need to test 50 million Germans each day “just to be 100% sure”.
We are a but paranoid.
>I need my AIDS, rabies, typhoid, and Downs Syndrome test NOW! TEST EVERY GERMAN TODAY!! REEEEEEE! I'M SHAKING!
My geographical location is none of your business redditor.
>krautpol
>poltards posting in English
Löl
I mean we all know our economy is going to hit the wall like a roastie, but it might turn out even harsher than expected.
Take a look here, fren: main-spitze.de
Still, why he kill himself? Why not just pretend to have corona and take 3 weeks off?
schäfer didn´t kill himself ?
was los ihr Seuchenvögel ?
I assume because he knows what's coming and that it can't be stopped, no matter what he does. I believe the same thing. The economic crisis coming at us can't be fixed with heh money pirinter go brrr and the damages will be brutal. Not the first banker or politician to off himself when facing complete failure.
this guy knows! oh you naughty naughty Mutterficker!
the numbers need to go up
do you have an archive link of the original article?
this goes out to all my nothing-burger fags:
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>t. KenFMtard
They strengthened that thesis by forcing the FAZ to remove the section about his 13 reasons why. If there's nothing to worry about, why strongarm journalists to take it down. They didn't write that by accident, it's not how more serious press outlets work. At least two pairs of eyes went over that before it went live.
Archive link is the new version. They edited the article too quickly for a crawler to grab it. It's legit, check this writeup by taz:
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>An seinem Suizid gibt es keinen Zweifel. Schäfer hat offenbar einen Abschiedsbrief hinterlassen. „Aussichtslosigkeit“ für unsere Gesellschaft und für sich persönlich selbst soll er da zu Protokoll gegeben haben
You can tell it's strongly edited to drive a certain narrative.
Nothing to see here, goy.
It was a (((suicide)))
There are so many people outside this weekend, this feels like the opposite of a quarantine. Every normalfag is suddenly into nature and sport lol
Haven't left the house in weeks. Thanks for the update.
shit user we all should. even if its just for a walk in the evening
I'm here with my entire family. Whipped them into shape before the crisis broke out. Got a decent garden and I play soccer with my brother every day. I get exercise, just haven't seen any other people in a while.
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>go fetch my Spargel & Erdbeers u filthy plebs
>better pay up, we have a crisis after all ;^)
hyperinflation soon
better go storm your local supermarket and buy enough so you dont have to pay 5 million € for a loaf of bread in 2 months
Guten Morgen. Any news on whether Merkel has the Chinese Coronavirus yet?
>pic unrelated
ok thats nice
cursed cringe image
tested negative 3 times, so no
I hit some golf balls at the local 5-acre park for about an hour yesterday evening. Used a 7 iron and a 22-degree fairway wood. It was raining lightly and I had the park all to myself except for a few brave souls walking their dogs along the edge of the park.
Sorry, I resurrected an old machine and stumbled on it...again. It's still one of my favorites, even though I didn't make it. A German user put it together mocking my "I Have Two Identities" series encouraging German normies to lie in public, then do the "right" thing in private on voting day.
Technically I am leaving the house, but garden/balcony etc. feels like part of the house. You know.
Sounds super relaxing. If I were you, I'd use the opportunity to shoot my guns in areas where you'd normally be never allowed to. Especially once the streets and areas really empty out. Once in a lifetime opportunity. Comfy 28 days later vibes.
I'm already a member at a local outdoor gun range, so there's no need for that...yet. I was also fully stocked with 22LR and 9x18 Makarov ammo *before* the big run began last week. The gun shop owner told me that he had a string of 10 days in a row that were his 10 biggest selling days ever, dating back 35 years. It's crazy, but people aren't stupid. The SJW's have wasted no time convincing local and state authorities to release criminals early because of muh Chinese coronavirus.
Alas, both the gun range and everything at all local golf courses is closed (including driving ranges and putting greens), so the only places left to go to hit balls are public parks.
>22LR
Better have one of pic related. But yeah, we are truly robbed here by those pathetic European gun laws.
That MP-40, and its exotic ammo is impossible to find. I'll stick with my DDR Makarov - in my opinion the East German Mak is still one of the greatest handguns ever devised. It's basically a simplified Walther. Utterly reliable with only 27 parts, compared to 42 parts for the Walther (typical German over-engineering). It also had a 40-year service history in the Commie Bloc. Nothing like owning a DDR Mak to know that the good side won the Cold War.
>Bluepilled. There are no good sides in the cold war.
You'd rather have a hot war? I'll take a cold war or a trade war over a hot war any day.
Also, there are always losers and winners in any war. Just glad I'm in a position to collect guns from the other side. If the West had lost, the Ivan would be making posts about his prized 1911.
Coof. Nada mi amigo!
you people need to give alaska back
Are you sure? Couldn't you use this model with your existing ammo? 365-plus.com
FFS yes man. I was expecting to be the only guy out but SUDDENLY every friggin old fart and soiboi needs to go out to take a picture of the flowers that nobody cares about.
Whataboutism. It was about the merit and character of the participants, not the degree of conflict.
Fühlt sich gut an dass die USA richtig in den Arsch gefickt wird.
>no socks
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Not to mention, Revolver Ocelot used one.
That one looks like it would be fun to shoot. 9mm is now considered "exotic" because it sold out a couple weeks ago. Same with 40 S&W, 380, and my favorite: high-velicity 22LR.
Actual MP-40s from WWII require a special license from the government and current prices start at around $15K. So a genuine MP-40 is not in my future.
why didnt you screencap the whole article?
what are these mystery chemicals?
Tell me more about Studium, Kraut Yas Forums. I work full time at the moment, but would like to get another bachelor degree, this time in Informatik. I know German is a requirement, which I'm working on at the moment. What would be the best option? Fernstudium or Teilzeitstudium? Maybe Duales Studium, even if I'm already employed?
I understand it is a mix of certain encymes which react to specific nuclein acids.
These encymes take time to produce in labs.
>I know German is a requirement, which I'm working on at the moment.
YOU NEED TO GO BACK SHITHEAD
Where are you from and why are you not staying there?
Don’t quit your job. Fernstudium, if you want, it’s hard.
Germany is out of chemicals? Oy vey
Aber ich kann schon fast alles verstehen (habe ein B2 Zertifikat) und bekomme bald meinen deutschen Pass. Es ist jetzt zu spät, zurück zu gehen.
I'm from .br. I was invited to work here many years ago, made friends, got married recently...
How good (or shitty) are these Fernunis? I wouldn't bother getting another degree if Germans weren't so strict about degrees and certification, which makes sense in my opinion.