/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2685

I haven't been out in a week. I bought a week's worth instead of a night's. That was a big step for for me admitting I have a problem.

Is this actually real

not the true post

generals should be banned, like every other one all this shit is anymore is a bunch of retarded niggers doing the equivalent of AWOOOO until the thread hits bump limit again. How about you retarded niggers go find some new data or challenge and destroy nay-sayers like RamZPaul? Fucking useless retards

Fuck I mean this

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so it turns out the virus is a good thing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm filling the bottles to the top with water after the first night of drinking, tastes the same and buys me an extra day per sixty. I have 3 left. Can I wear a respirator and goggles into a liquor store?

>When do we nuke China?
As soon as we produce and distribute enough ventilators, and start to get things under control. America won't let China get away with killing Americans then mocking us on the global stage. We have a reputation of bombing shitskins to uphold.

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i don't know. they sell booze everywhere here. every gas station and grocery store.

This is unmanageable.

Uncensored?

The West will soon implement the exact same measures that China put in place to control the virus

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can you niggers stop shilling this nothingburger of a flu? nothing will happen and everything will go back to normal in 3 weeks. screencap this.

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I made a conscious effort not to buy a bunch of KD because I know it'd be the only thing I eat

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>does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman
like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE

>China
>Control the virus
Nigger, China hasn't controlled shit.

>Supposed to be under lockdown to avoid catching the virus
>Still have to go to the supermarket, no online deliveries available
FUCK

yeah it's completely contained and things are back to normal
of course, hubei residents are still not allowed out of their province, because they may still have the flying aids. this ban includes the local security forces apparently

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Based

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posting porn is against the rules

And here I was about to ask the same thing.

I'm a landlord and I gave 2-3 months off to my tenant. We're not all bad.

Just imagine a dick on it then, faggotron.

kek

Bro, what the fuck?

In America we spell it "gray."

"Grey" is the shitty way they spell it in England. You can remember this as grAy is American, and grEy is Eurotrash.

You have been warned.

It's been 8 days since I travelled through 4 different airports to get home. Haven't noticed anything yet. Not a single cough, sniffle, shortness of breath, anything. Am I in the clear?

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Corona-chan is for _______

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7 more days breh

Uncensored

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Americans are GAY so they use GRAY
Canadians are GEY so they use GREY

Me

Russia won't close churches because doctors comfirm it's not possible to get infected there

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>2685

greasy american cock

blessed and faithpilled

Buncha morons.

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Wait wait wait... I just realised something... I'm starting to think that this IS a real boomer/silent generation wipe out. Hmmm...

I love cock and being bummed.

faggot

got'm

How long were you in coma for?

just calling it like I see it

Chinese woman brutally arrested for not wearing mask in horror video

9 years, sir.

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We’ve found the cure you American tards
youtu.be/nCtAScghAjU

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>vaccine not happening
>numbers just keep going up
>WHO being corrupt chink dick suckers
>economy is trash
This is not gonna end well, is it

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chinks are now sabotaging other counties effort by exporting fake thermometers that will never go above 37C

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My place is surrounded by ghettos. I hope the law will be more understanding when it comes to self defense during a pandemic, I'd be surprised if a looter didn't show up.

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NOOOO NOT THE KEKOLDINOS

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