/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2685

>Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected

>Oops forgot to swap that dead guy
>Oh whatever, too much paperwork anyway. Just throw him in the coffin.

Spain is a joke that is no longer funny

Reminder Japan lied through their teeth for the Olympics and now the government doesn't care anymore.

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Thanks Argie Baker

Probably ambulances are still responding pretty quickly.
Another thing is that the virus starts rather mildly giving time for the affected to get to the hospital.

New York was very exciting but i want to see the rest of USA

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Thanks Gary-Chan

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Good morning, Argie bro.

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Does Yas Forums know about this happening in Jiangxi & Hubei clash?
I hope it spreading across the country

Hmm. I don't think I want to get corona

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Our island is getting more infested. Everything was alright and under control until Italy visited us.
All because those fucking pasta volleyball team played there and everything broke loose.
You pastas better suffer more.

W U H A N

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Warm climates turn people into animals. I wonder if there's a scientific study on this phenomenon?

3,507
It was 3000 just a day or so ago...

Me too. I hope china will fall apart agein

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this "virus" can't kill me

it's a slightly worse version of the common cold that we will just have to live with for the rest of our lives, once the mutations start

stop being a faggot, and get on with the sad fraction of existence you call your life

Any bongs got the leaflet yet?

>Boris Johnson, who is self-isolating after testing positive for Covid-19, says stricter restrictions could be put in place if necessary.

>Britons will also get a leaflet detailing government rules on leaving the house and health information.

>"We will not hesitate to go further if that is what the scientific and medical advice tells us we must do."

>Tough measures to tackle the spread of coronavirus, including a ban on public gatherings of more than two people and the closure of shops selling non-essential goods, were introduced last week.

>"It's important for me to level with you - we know things will get worse before they get better," the letter reads.

>"But we are making the right preparations, and the more we all follow the rules, the fewer lives will be lost and the sooner life can return to normal."

>"We will continue to have patrolmen guarding all grocery stores and guarding essential items such as toilet paper and other soap.

Did anyone save something similar to pic related from earlier this week? It was two panels where the second panel showed a recovered Earth after depopulation. Spent like three hours looking for it in the archive to no avail. Coronavirus was in it but I'm not sure whether in Corona-chan form.

Gonna keep asking once every few threads until I find it.

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Some Japanese doctor weeks ago was whistleblowing saying the numbers were bullshit also

ABE NO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PREVENT THIS

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Welcome back!

This never happened before but here we are again!

Three kingdoms 2: electric boogaloo

there is. It has to do with humans in cold climates going into seasonal depression for a good portion of year. Warmer climates, humans tend to get out of hand. It was a study by a Swedish doctor, Mundart i believe.

These doctors got me fucked up. No way in hell am I letting them get THAT far deep into my nose.

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Well, suspected so.
I heard long time a go that Japan hides crime statistics as suicides or something else.
I mean, remember the cement girl?

I think I remember seeing it, but I don't have it

Gazza! Welcome back hombre

The disciples were in awe, as from but a single can of deenz Coronachan pulled forth a full pound of delicious oiled fish, and it was good.

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Press S to spit on it*lians

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Check. I love you Corona-Chan

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Indubitably.

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What do you expect?

People get sick, some go to hospital and die or survive. And the cycle repeats. Millions of times.

There's no explosions. Just slow death that continues on and on.

Enjoy choking to death on your own fluids.

yeah they made a manga about her

Yeah, its the factories. Never mind the increase in cosmic radiation as the solar system enters the solar minimum.

Yeah, pretty fucked up.
I wonder if Korea is hiding cases as well.

Fuck you chink, china did this

is this a meme or real?

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>2685
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Can a non-tranny jannie clean this?
>2686

I was in Spain last year in March and it was like 70°F and all the Spaniards were in down jackets while I was in shorts and a t-shirt hot as fuck because back home in 'murica where I am from it was still 20°F. It was a weird mind fuck, hot as hell outside and everyone is in a down jacket.

Nice to see someone saved my meme

I remember looking at it for a while and liking it. Totally beating myself up now for not saving it like an idiot.

The way it hides them is as "found bodies."
This is for not the classic person is murdered by a family member or friend but people jumped in a back street and killed with 0% chance of knowing who could have done it.
They report the case as a "found a dead body" and leave it at that making no mention of crime.

we're all going to die faggot

i will not die from this for decades, if it eventually kills me whatever

let the fuckers that can't survive now, die

>factories shut down
>sun sends less heat
Are we entering ice age bros?

There was a study saying higher Temps make people more irritable also this is the first time I am phone posting how do you go to posts clickbing does not work

I must admit we're complete amateurs at masking the death toll compared to Germany

Afraid not amigo.

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I was not invited wtf

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You need a deep swabbing to ensure a good sample, false negatives have helped spread this far and wide.

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Hello? Based departement? Anyone there?

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Faster than expected it seems. I expected earliest 2028.
Mushroom farming will make you rich.

I wonder how long it'll take you to realize this isn't just going to go away.

Heh.
Everything to maintain order...
Good luck out there.

You click the # not the number.

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going to my bakery job 10 minute walking distance from my home, wish me luck, bros. btw we are making huge money

There is the risk that we are selecting a super corona with the failed attempts at social distancing? A corona that produce more virus so that an infecting charge remains in the air longer to infect, say, people queueing at a supermarket. Or a corona that last months in the throat of a person so can still infect other in the rare "social" interaction?

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just conquer us already

are you below 16 but higher than 2 that’s the only safe zone for now

*coof*

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I think i got corona-chan coof coof, Feel like oing to germany coof coof. Heard flight are cheap coof coof.

Army finds elder homes abandoned by nuns and wirkers, with elder living with corpses

eldiario.es/politica/Ejercito-encuentra-conviviendo-cadaveres-residencias_0_1008949826.html

Why the fuck hasn't the Americans falsified their corona stats like every other nation?

What are the chances of full lock-down on Monday? I might need to go buy some food and water before it's actually too late.

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The happening train has no brakes this time.
Glorious.

Do you understand the toad?

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"End the safety measures worldwide. Screw this crap. Move on and let it kill you"

That seems really, really, uncomfortable

rnz.co.nz/news/world/412880/lockdown-what-lockdown-sweden-s-unusual-response-to-coronavirus
Sweden Yes!

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Can't wait for the dürüm bölüm panzerdivision to roll into Madrid

Bake on, bro!

Now hold on a minute, cvg is a board of peace. All are welcome here.

But if you want to know the truth about Corona and get caught up quickly, you should probably get a Yas Forums Gold membership. I think one of the mods here can get your payment info if you respond to one of their posts.

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>he didn't even prep a little
You poor thing.

WE'RE #1

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You really think they haven't? Go now user. It will be too late soon.

>TWO MORE WEEKS GUYS, THEN YOULL ALL SEE THAT A BIG HAPPENING WILL OCCUR!!!

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I'm tired of this slow ass happening.

Deaths are under reported already were just that incompetent at containing it so it already looks bad. Trump was considering full lockdowns/nobody in or out of NY and a few neighboring states

>btw we are making huge money
Lies.
source: family owned bakery 40 years

My mother started baking bread at home.
It's pretty good.

the CCP is in extreme panick mode. they probably have people curating everything on wechat and weibo before it gets published now.

what's most interesting about that clash was that not even the police of jiangxi trust the CCPs narrative.

Gsm will be much more nasty.
Imagine having all summer very nice weather then 2 weeks before harvest 3 days of negative temps, ice and snow then back to pretty weather.
It will absolutely fuck the world.

Possible. The more people are infected, the more opportunities it has to mutate and adapt to the environment.

>eldiario.es/politica/Ejercito-encuentra-conviviendo-cadaveres-residencias_0_1008949826.html

Spain is basically part of Africa so no surprise they abandon each other. Niggers gonna nig.

>people trust China data

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Why feel sorry for this idiot?
He had ample warning.