It's just the flu bro

>it's just the flu bro

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500k deaths by end of next month

>new yorkers can still leave

Lmao USA is fucked, China locked that shit down so fast.

Every time I see a happening thread, I just shake my head and laugh.

You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of Yas Forums. You know, that sub-group of Yas Forums kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don't know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy fapping to apocalyptic fantasies and wishing that everyone dies in a corona-virus attack.

Why on Earth would a group of you no-lives cling havily to something as sad as this? Is there some sort of mental sickness in you goys? Did you not have a childhood? Do you not have a grasp on reality? How can you allow yourselves to deteriorate to this?

At first, I figured it was one lonely kid making these threads and bumping all day while crying in the basement of being such a useless waste of life... but then, I realized this isn't one kid doing this. There are at least a dozen of you in these threads that are getting rock hard over the destruction of society. There isn't any doubt that all of you autists are fat, out of shape, and friendless.

Is that the thrill you kids get from these threads? Is it the fact that you can laugh and sing and can't even get off of you bed to empty out your piss bottle? Do you not realize that this board doesn't exist for you to wish death to mankind? If not, then WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FIXATION?

I'm speaking for Yas Forums as a whole, and possibly your families as well. Just stop. This isn't healthy. We're all very Sleepy. Stop now and try to live a regular life. How embarrassed must your family feel when they have to explaon to your aunt and uncle that you want them to die in a corona blast, and yet, you can hardly even breathe.

Just stop already. Quit with the silly threads. OP, delete this thread. Kids, clear you browser history and delete all the files you have of your little "corona-chan".

I am telling you this because I am empathetic and I care. Please listen to me.

The entire country will be dead in 2 months holy shit

No shit, this nigga thought we thought it was gonna go up by one death per day?

City-folk will be the main victims of Chinese Origin Virus ID 2019. The 2020 election will be a Trump sweep because blue voters will be in hospitals on ventilators.

Trump has experts like A-Rod and Tucker Carlson handling it, we're good.

No, but majority of pol did. As of now this is still a nothing burger. It won't be until we have 100k deaths that it'll be kind of bad.

Is this pasta

and restaurants are still doing take out and delivery LOL

you're very smart and definitely not a COINTELPRO disinfo kike shill!
This is the big one. Fuck your stock market. Fuck your globalist plan. Fuck your shitty rat-faced hooknosed offspring, and fuck you.

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>sleepy
You'll never shine if you don't glow ;)

It is time we go to archives and screencap american posts from January through February.
PFAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Don't you fucking dare

I havent left the house in almost 2 weeks. My wife left twicd, to pick up mail and cigarettes. But yesterday i cracked. I ordered takeout cheesdburgers from the takeout bbq place. I figured any place that specializes in pork isnt going to have much contact with orthodox jews. And I really needed a cheeseburger.

Now, keeping this in mind, apply that logic to Africa, holy hell, boys, shit's about to get biblical.

>death rates will raise exponentially
>factions are poising themselves to grab the initiative during the ensuing chaos
is this it bros?

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Sorry, fren, I can't be stopped.

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no more like logarithmic growth in testing kit production lol

This is the biggest cope. If anything city people are taking it more seriously while rural tards give no fucks

in 3 days
>it's just 4,000 deaths a day, it's a nothing burger

I figure we got a 50/50 chance of surviving Corona as a species

Either we all die, or we don't

>The average age of people dying in Australia from corona virus is currently 86
>The average life expectancy in Australia is 82.5
>3751 infections.
>16 deaths.
>0.42% death rate.
>Life expectancy of corona victim is 3.5 years higher than average.

Conclusion: Corona infection increases life expectancy by 3.5 years.

Well, if that's really the case, then at least it'll take out the sjws, commies, antifa, blm, betacucks, I could go on

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Ye pretty much. The fucking taxis here are still taking people around. They should have stopped them too. They are gonna be the number one spot for infections among niggers.

GG . Fuck usa,I hope 1 million will die in there alone

>Believing Chinese numbers
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-23/china-s-mobile-carriers-lose-15-million-users-as-virus-bites

Kek

It's just the sniffles, go out and get a little air user, I think you've been inside a little too long!

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>gonna be

user is right. I want everything to return back to normal...as soon as 1 million shitmericans died though,but hey,I'm willing to settle for less if it ends before May

>And I really needed a cheeseburger.
Because making one is SO difficult.

Regardless of the real numbers, they still did the smart thing by sealing-off the most infected areas.

Americans won't.

SHOW ME A SINGLE WHITE DEATH WITH PICTURES

YOU CANT

ONLY SHITSKINS ARE KILLED BY CORONA-SAMA

PRAISE HER

China at this point cannot seal off the infected areas, the virus is all through everything now, they're fucked.

Doesn't matter. They still shutdown the country and isolated Wuhan. The numbers might be terrible but they lasted like 3 months.

America is going to end up dealing with this all year long

Nice and depopulated so china can move in

Just remember if you died from cancer, heart attack, accident, or was murdered and tested positive you're added to the death count.

Times like these are great opportunity to make historical changes.

Truly the HUITE mans virus.

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Well shit, if this was a bioweapon, it's a fucking good one, because it will 100% allow that.

"It's all so tiresome."

>goes back to lab for a year or two
>comes back

"Not so tiresome anymore :)"

Ok they ARE the number one spot for infections. It's too late then huh?
The 21 day lockdown won't be enough

Well then we pray it will become logarithmic growth.

how many people do you expect die every day in the USA in normal times?

Nothing burger plus tip plus tax.

Excelent. Now compare normal death rates to Corona enhanced ones. Surely 500 extra deaths would make a significant impact and show ab
bump in the statistics.

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No, I agree with you, just not your timing, I think major chunk of townships likely already infected.

This time next week will be fucking chaos.

t. the rona

Until Americans start dying en masse it's not really a world's crisis.

>"just half the country is dead, it's a nothingburger"
>if this exponential growth were to continue, every single American would be dead in less than two months

lol

When those 2000 deaths go to 4000 in 24 hours, and then that 4000 turns into 8000 in 12 hours, call me.

HUSTLE
- AND -
BUSTLE

We actually own two farms, one in FS and one in NW, if things really start going South we're bugging the fuck out to one of them.

I'm thinking war with chinks is inevitable at this point
nothing but war will be able to stimulate this dying economy, which will be in complete shambles after virus passes

>No, but majority of pol did. As of now this is still a nothing burger. It won't be until we have 100k deaths that it'll be kind of bad.

when you step back and just look at the numbers?
unless it gets a LOT worse, its still a normal flu season
we can hit 70,000 deaths in the USA and its *still* not breaking the record for "worst flu season by deaths"
the flu can kill every winter, from 10,000 to 70,000 usa citizens, mostly the very sick and very old, and its just a "normal winter flu season"
so far? its numbers-wise, just a regular flu season... with a lot of HYPE and PANIC
if it breaks for the warm weather coming soon, like a normal flu season? we will be okay
if it gets WORSE over the summer? we actually could be fucked
time will tell.

There is no virus. The is nothing wrong. You're losing your composure comrades.

Now start the damn economy!

All I have for prep food is pap and meel bro.
At least I can work remotely from home. So many people losing their jobs over this, it's fucking terrible. And now that moody's downgraded us to junk....we're not recovering from this are we?

¥0.50 deposited into your social standing account.

Call you what? A faggot?

Current doubling rate has been about 2-3 days, you can calculate into the future yourself if it were to stay that way.
Keep in mind that rate was caused by pre-lockdown though. If we re-open the country it will be at about that. Otherwise, it should level off quickly thanks to all the stay at home, lockdown, distancing orders in place right now. Go back to business and expect 2.5 day death rate doubling or worse after the "overwhelmed health system" point reached; then it will get worse. Note that no country has been willing to test this yet, ahaha. Want to be the first the try it?

just left new york yesterday
now relaxing in a hotel in california for two weeks

I'm stuck in gauteng. I'm going to have to deal with the nigger riots and mass deaths.
Good luck out there. Hope you guys manage to stay safe on the farm.

8 billion deaths coming soon!

Hope you have a farm, they will fucking cannibalize you for food in a few weeks as shit breaks down like it's doing in Italy.

Critical difference is, these aren't Italians.

The COVID-19 PCR tests are for genes that if found individually result in a negative test, but found together result in a positive test. One false positive is negative, but two false positives makes it a positive. There is no evidence that the presence of both genes makes you any more likely to have COVID-19. How accurate are these tests? We have no reference to know if someone recieves a false positive, or if the tests are accurate. No one can be sure they have the virus. We have not proven a single person to have COVID-19. 86% of infected never show symptoms. It's asymptomatic, because it isn't real

The chances of a virus mutating across species is ZERO, and across multiple species even less. It has never happened, and never could happen. The only way humans can test positive for a virus from an animal is if it is injected into them. And the chances of it going across species multiple times? It can not happen, ever. Dogs, cats, sheep, pigs, have tested positive for this COVID-19. It's 100% impossible. All signs point to the testing being false positive. How many times are we going to fall for this?

It's exactly like the HIV hoax. West Nile, SARS, AIDS, and Hepatitis C are all invented by the CDC and WHO. The testing is even similar to HIV, which is fake. The statistics make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.

Watch this documentary House of Numbers on how the CDC and world governments invented the AIDS epidemic out of nowhere: youtu.be/BsT4GrimfLQ

Thousands of people died to the h1n1 vaccine. The spanish flu was created by vaccinations. All viruses are symbiotic in that they detoxify the body to prevent aging, especially in the respiratory system. They have been evolving with us for billions of years. They are manufactured within the cells. They are not foreign invaders that hijack your cells. That is fantasy. They are as much a part of us as our immune system. We have never proven viral infections are contagious. ANY deadly virus is either man-made or made-up

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We have a family meeting later today, might bug out to one of the farms, hold it out until whatever the fuck happens, then bail SA and join family in Canada. Good luck cityman.

Dumbass, you are not getting the data in real time. Those sites are updating as they receive the data. Doctors are under no imperative to feed their data into a computer system on a minute-by-minute basis. Your left wing websites don't have the actual numbers.

Moron.

How do you know? Do you personally know anyone who is sick? The CDC can just make up whatever statistics they want, and we have no way of independently verifying it. The PCR testing merely detects amounts of a certain RNA strand, but this has never been proven to belong to a virus. If a certain arbitrary quantity is detected, based on the number of PCR cycles, then you are considered "positive." So how are they determining that these people who supposedly died were infected with and killed by a supposed virus that has never even been isolated, let alone proven to be pathogenic?

theinfectiousmyth.com/book/CoronavirusPanic.pdf

3 things:
- influenza is seasonal, corona virus is all year long
- influenza isn't as contagious as SARS
- pneumonia deaths aren't influenza deaths (but influenza might contribute to it), while SARS will literally worse your lungs

>The spanish flu was created by vaccinations
They didn't have vaccination for that.

Besides, H1N1 novel was created by retarded chinese people who have IQ's lower than somalis, farming and ranching with little if any knowlege of safety and disease control.

Prickel Jollett is a seething bitch.