— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown — — 202 countries and territories infected — — 66% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 — — 2,084 different strains have been sequenced —
"Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist archive.is/EbZzm
>LATEST CASES 06:01: First death in Monaco. 05:35: 978 new cases and 45 new deaths in Germany. 05:02: 60 new cases and 2 new deaths in Norway. 04:50: 2 new deaths in Brazil. 04:48: 250 new cases in Austria.
recap on the situation on the ground in austria >recap on the situation on the ground in austria recap on the situation on the ground in austria
>Austria Kurz&Anschober are fighting with the economy shills to keep/extend the lockdown. The next big update is planned for monday. A mask requirement to leave your home is in the talks, tobacco stores(kept open since they are treated as essential) have been ordered to stock up masks (if they can get them) and start selling them on monday (source: Trafikanten Verband fren). A few minor tweaks to the lockdown are in the talks namely; how far you can be away from your home, how often you can leave your home,what services may continue (e.g. training for more nurses,doctors,EMTs). Opposition is pointing to Italy for how to not do a lockdown due to the rising social unrest, Chez and Israel are viewed as examples to follow. Civil servants(male 18-25yo) doing the job of doctors now (doing test swabs). >Testing supposedly up "but the new labs aren't integrated yet so the online count is off", opposition is pressing the issue so we should have a clear answer if tests are up or down soon.
Updates by States: >Salzburg Getting worse here, had 2 people last night with covid, doubt either will make it. PPE is still rare but we got gibs from china to help us a bit. >Upper Austria people start to do more and more gardening, planting shit in their yards "just in case". Reports reminded my grandparents of post-ww2 shit. >lower austria Quickly becoming the new hotspot after tyrole. Many MDs,nurses,EMTs travel from there to work in vienna so a lockdown would have to be laid out with this in mind. >Vienna 3 homeless shelters under quarantine, staff forced to stay with their "clients" Homeless shelters are now open 24/7 instead of only over night to help with the lockdown measures. Most of the staffs quit, they now rotate to have at least 1 person not there each week to "train more people if needed".
As all life is born to die, so all men are born to decay. There can be no succour in this world. As the centuries drag past our cultures will fade, just as our bodies waste and our passions cool as the winter of life approaches. In time our mightiest cities shall crack and crumble, and our lofty ideals shall grow weary and jaded. For what are our achievements if not the follies of pride and ignorance? All shall be forgotten with the passing of years. There will be no exceptions. For who among us can escape the predations of time? Whom among us is beyond the inevitability of decay? That which is young can only grow old. That which is whole and sweet can only shrivel and sour. Nothing is permanent and nothing may remain without blemish. It is the fate of all things that they are bound to time, and time is the twin of decay. So bend a knee, all of this world. Bend a knee all who would embrace their fate and thereby rise above it. Rise up, give in, surrender yourselves to the master of this world. Father Nurgle is our sovereign and lord, and whether it be sooner or whether it be later, he will claim all in time. And so this is how the world shall end; not with fire and tempest, but with the collective sigh of failed passions and lost hope.
do you guys think masturbating to a virus is weird?
Sebastian Taylor
Clearly cancelling the Olympics caused corona.
Bentley Cruz
But I thought Japan handled it correctly
Luis Robinson
pulled a CCP and hid the numbers until the olympics postponed
James Hall
How likely do you think it is that he will be forced to commit seppuku by the Emperor in the center of the Olympic Stadium, broadcast live across the nation?
China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.
Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.
Holy shit these threads are proof that Yas Forums is a danger to public health. The DOJ needs to look into this before somebody gets killed because of a shaky YouTube video.
Jose Cooper
I think you were asking for this in the last thread:
How sour do you guys want this to go? >nothingburger, total return to normalcy after a week to go >economic depression fucks over (insert your least favorite race here) hard >chimpouts and minor riots in major cities, rest of the world watches comfortably >health care systems collapse, more people get antsy and ready to boog >all utilities stop, we go yugoslavia for a few months >federal government dies for at least a few years >total thermonuclear war
>3 homeless shelters under quarantine, staff forced to stay with their "clients" just kill the worthless fucks, they certainly won't be missed harassing me every time im trying to get a cart when i go shopping.
Luis Walker
Fuck no, on the contrary it's a wonderful feeling to dedicate your seed to a higher power
Gavin Garcia
Conflicts are starting now between cities and states over limited resources, the same is going to happen between nations eventually. It's already happening now.
We can get an idea of this by seeing China's food security. I don't know how much longer their supplies can last.
Japan is right next to China and first started dealing with it in January. 2 months until Olympics cancelled >1,128 cases 5 days after Olympics cancelled >602 cases In 5 days it increased by 50%. Clearly something is up.
Xavier Flores
first 4
Brayden Perry
This is going to be California in a couple of weeks. Really any major city on the west coast
It's exactly what some Japanese anons predicted. We all knew it was coming, I hope the average Japanese see it too.
Angel Rodriguez
spanish flu all over again. probably only like 2 or 3 countries even giving completely accurate figures.
Samuel Smith
>Posting this because of pic rel I live on the South Side of Chicago, Mt. Greenwood for any local fags, and am listening to the city wide police scanner on broadcastify. People are still out, people are still gathering, people are still shooting eachother. This is going to be just as bad, or worse than New York. My friends and normies are still gathering even though I've been right about the measures Jew B. Pritzger is going throguh to shutdown the city. You have no idea how bad it is. On Another not, one of the largest prisons in the country, Cook County Prison, is dealing with 90+ infections and nearly 80+ being tested for possible infection as told by a certain director I know. It is over, nothing can stop the wave. I would say wait two weeks but we are past that point. Pray for eachother anons, and get comfy. Its Happening.
>Be me >Unemployed 1st year law student >Keep up w/ /cvg/ since January >Start telling boomer Dad to prep in early February cause shits about to get real > Dad Says Muh nothing burger, muh flu >I go spend $300 on non perishables; he laughs >Lock down order kicks in; he goes to the store the next day sees everything empty >B-b-b-b-but how I warned the fucking retard so many times
Yep, just like the resource scarcity wars in fallout lore, nations will use power to secure resources from their neighbors. China already has a head start on this
This happening proves that Yas Forums is a bunch of scared manchild pussies. When ebola was killing only niggers in some jungle they were cheering it on and making homemade shrines to ebola chan but now that corona chan is on their home turf and their families and friends are at stake we see them for what they truly are, cowering and crying for anyone to make it stop. But it won't.
Neighbourhood is surrounded by ghettos. Give everyone a walkie talkie so they can report break ins or suspicious sightings. Form a neighbourhood watch.
James Peterson
where do these fucks that camp next to ubahn stations and supermarkets go then?
Reminding, that in case of total collapse, you might want to learn how to operate any type of transport. Go download FSX/P3D and learn how to flight. Learn navigation. Learn celestial navigation. GPS might be shut down, like it was when 9/11 happened.
The more you know, the more useful you will be to the surviving people. No one will care about your license, when governments will fall
Matthew Green
Any updates from 2chan?
Easton Stewart
Not sure why your post is getting so little attention compared to the silly japanese graph. Very interesting stuff; hope they lynch all the people suppressing the numbers.
Ok dude, whatever, listen for yourself and tell me people are self isolating and taking it seriously: >broadcastify.com/listen/feed/31652/web >dispatcher literally coughing over the mic
We fucking preped in January so we could jerk it to the anime Corona tities in peace now while everyone around us is looking for tp. We're only shitposting for it to stop.
Daniel Jackson
the most entertaining thing before corona-chan hit was the Alleyway being closed due to crack
Colton Anderson
Long Island here >nose was stuffy but wasn't worried because corona-chan only causes lower respitory symptoms >had a massive headache all day >can't take my temp because no thermometer.
home or in geindebau wohnungen mostly they are literally fucks from eastern europe who make more money here ranting a room with 10 other people and begging than working in their own country. Most homless people are actually alright. Some are fucked in the head from drugs, but even they are more upstanding and keep to themselves than these begging niggers
Nathaniel Morgan
Fresh NEET reporting in. That gif is incredible.
Noah Wood
I DONT WANT THIS HAPPENING. BEING INSIDE IS BORING
I wish that picture extended just a little lower... but yeah, dark hair with light eyes on an anime(read:white) looking gal that also happens to be slaughtering her way through the boomers of the world and infecting fags/kikes is pretty damn hot.
I wish we had a tried and proven leader like JEB in the WH right now
Justin Cook
Kim Foxx won her reelection, she's going to release all the low level offenders out of jail to "prevent COVID spreading in prisions" and let her nigger pets run completely wild very soon so EMS can deal with all the sick people and not take the nog crime 9-1-1 calls. Shits going to get really hot down in Cook County.
I wonder if this will open people’s eyes to diversity. Jungle monkeys will do what they always do. My friend in Colombia says people are already starving to death. One lady was boiling strips of paper with salt to feed her children “just to make the crying stop”.
Be more specific. I’ve got about 1k chronas and I don’t think I’ve seen what you are talking about
Dominic Bailey
i posted like 5 videos last thread of people drying and gasping for air but the other post i posted about a black doctor quitting for her kids safety got all the notes,
logically impossible to prove a negative, but it is important to note that it is illegal to cancel cellular service as it is intrinsically linked to citizen identification
Alright bros, where I live here in Missouri now has a stay at home mandate going live tommorow, should I be concerned bros? We only have three confirmed cases in my county but I'm still trying to stay home and stay safe
That’s what I’m saying: Cessna 172 (any SEP-craft) is a way to go. I would stay away from helicopters, due to its complexity of the engine (they are turboprops mostly) so maintenance will be hard. Cessna with piston engine is better, because: A) its reliable B) its relatively simple to repair and maintain C) Fuel is not a problem (some engines could be fueled with a normal gas from gas station, when proper avgas is not an option)
John Barnes
You asked for this, especially the accelerationist retards.
the shit infects the lungs directly, creating infected mucus and yet the WHO says its not airborne? lmao fucking chinese puppets
Ryder Sanchez
can someone explain to me just exactly what the fuck a "dry cough" is?
Jonathan King
I think it will make people more hesitant in regards to globalization at the very least
Nicholas Wright
2 million
Evan Peterson
6.
Brayden Evans
as long as i can stockpile firepower before 5 hits im good with the whole list desu
Gavin Perez
Cook County Jail has always been a joke, can't believe there are inmates who go to yoga classes and eat pizza after the chicken coup got shut down because nogs were raping the chickens.
>they are literally fucks from eastern europe who make more money here ranting a room with 10 other people and begging than working in their own country. i see only arabs doing it here thats why im saying to get rid of them as they are annoying. But yea i get what they are doing, i saw them switch places once.
Zachary Anderson
the western governments are all accidental accelerationists anyway
Jose Ortiz
20+ million according to dropping mobile phone accounts.
Evan Mitchell
Fuuuckk
Noah Moore
Wrong picture but oh well
William Moore
It’s when nothing comes out of your lungs when you cough
Jeremiah Harris
put a zero on the end.
Chase Fisher
Fair Would freeways be good landing spots for small planes? Assuming that they're empty, of course, which is very likely
>should I be concerned bros? yes. no matter what, the cases will rise once testing accelerates in your state. Most people are asymptomatically spreading it. Act as if youre in nyc, cali, or louisiana.
