/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2681

► Detected: 663,748 (+669) ► Died: 30,880 (+23)
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 66% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,084 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
archive.is/756dB

Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
archive.is/gbtls

Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
archive.is/j8GJa

>RESEARCH
Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
archive.is/FDXiM

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

Rapidly mutating
archive.is/GPVv4

12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
archive.is/pLAaL

>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
archive.is/48Qjm

CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

"Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist
archive.is/EbZzm

>LATEST CASES
06:01: First death in Monaco.
05:35: 978 new cases and 45 new deaths in Germany.
05:02: 60 new cases and 2 new deaths in Norway.
04:50: 2 new deaths in Brazil.
04:48: 250 new cases in Austria.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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Imagine if you will, waking up to the sound of silence, you wake up, and all you hear is nothing.
Maybe a few birds in the distance, chirping like there is nothing different, like it's a normal day.
After clearing your throat and feeling a bit dizzy from last nights balcony chat with the neighbors from across the street you decide it's time for breakfast.
As you make your fav dish (beans with toast, yet again) you hear trucks, loads of them, passing by beneath your window.
You knew it was in your city, you knew it, but you didn't realize yet how bad it really was.
What is the military doing here, maybe a stricter lockdown?
Perhaps just some movement to help out in a hospital?
Suddenly you notice the police officer saluting the trucks, "odd" you think to yourself.
You try not to think of it, but a small part of your brain knows, these are but the first of many corpses being transporter, someone grandfather,father,brother, perhaps someones' daughter, snuffed out.
This is the moment you accept that life as you knew is over, gone, like their hopes and dreams.
Brought far away to some crematorium to be turned into nothing but ash.
You want to scream, but your lungs just don't want to fill with enough air, maybe you smoked too much yesterday?
Maybe you will join your "friends" on the streets below?
Maybe they will salute you too?

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Done with nightshift so have a repost, fuck this job, I should just quit.Fuck.

>Dead: 30,865
lol, still only 30,865.
How many days has it been stuck at 30,865? Four days? Five days?

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don't know about the rest of the world, but JYC will have this fiasco!
youtube.com/watch?v=WmAt8z0GQ98

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Coronavirus is fake.
Hospitals aren't barring blood donations or screening for it specifically

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I'm starting to get worried people.. we jumped 90 cases in 24 hours... Please stop memeing this into existence, I start my new job tomorrow :( and it's at a hospital....

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Any other terms to try?

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F

nypost.com/2020/03/29/elderly-queens-woman-dies-of-coronavirus-minutes-after-being-discharged-from-hospital/
"Recovered"

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The real horror is going to happen when America can not plant crops/grow this summer because everyone is sick with pnemonia.

On top of that, let's spin the dice and say we get a blistering drought. Game over scenario since so many countries depend on the US for food.

downloading now

youtube.com/watch?v=VJzHEVrPrD4

>people are still concerning themselves with elections

millions of people will die of covid
economies will be completely destroyed, many people will starve
social unrest is guaranteed
we don't even know which countries will still exist next year and which won't
sorry for doomerfagging but I really believe this

cough COOF COOF
fever is a good one too

Based Gary

You know what to do user

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doubling time of 3 days, it's going to get intense soon

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SPAIN NO!

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>only 30k deaths
>flu-chan still crushing COVID by every metric
How is this whole thing not a nothingburger? The CDC is announcing on Monday that everyone should go back to work wearing a mask. It's over.

Download Pathologic 2 as well, emshin.
[spoiler]I want more people to play it so I can talk about it.[/spoiler]

diarrhea
irritable bowel movement

youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
YOU'D BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN

Shortness of breath

be sure to document the upcoming chaos and destruction for us

Repeating my question since I'd really like the ability to filter multi-line posts in general:

How do I filter this particular post? None of the following work:
/https:\/\/twitter.com\/BNODesk*HAPPENING/
/https:\/\/twitter.com\/BNODesk$^$^HAPPENING/
/BNODesk*HAPPENING/

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it's going to be okay frens.

>start my new job tomorrow :( and it's at a hospital....

Hospitals are going to be hiring a lot of people the next couple years to replace all the people who will not be there anymore

Stay delusional bro

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sell me on why I should download it right now. What is it like?

Millions over 20 years maybe. Millions this year? Lol call me when it mutates to kill healthy people.

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So, Trump pussied out on quarantines. With the federal government being unwilling to commit to harsher measures to contain this virus with state governments acting just as retarded, how fucked do you think the situation will be by the end of May? How will Trump spin the fact that America was the hardest hit western country?

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Based

Just look at my country to see your future
It ain't pretty
If I was you I'd be covered on a thick bleach layer whenever at work.

Don't do this to me...
As long as it follows HIPAA rules.

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my girlfriend told me to buy extra toilet paper before all this shit went down but i said that things will probably be alright and now the stores are out of toilet paper, went there early morning on monday and the shelves were empty. she said when we run out of toilet paper she's gonna use my tongue to wipe

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3!?
It was 6 a few days ago

I think you are on to something.

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Nothingburger, none of us on Yas Forums will die

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based

next, I think I'm going to try a stylistic Corona-chan.

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Kek; get on our level. All that land and not a lot of produce.

the western hemisphere won't starve.
not so sure about the rest of the world.

Gary's back guys.

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Get a bidet

>AMLO opposes the COVID-19 temperature test at Baja California airport
>The president refused to answer if he would be tested for the coronavirus after having been with the governor of Hidalgo, who tested positive.
lineadirectaportal.com/mexico/amlo-se-opone-a-la-prueba-de-temperatura-por-covid-19-en-aeropuerto-de-bc_20200328-982754/

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Where are the millions of bodies? Less than 35k deaths and you tell me it's a holocaust already.

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I haven't taken a shit in over a week because I have NO tp.
I'm probably going to the ER just to take a shit and use their medical tp reserves

I wanted martial law I am disappoint

I mistyped it the correct spelling is worse

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America is so fucking over powered when it comes to agriculture. We will NEVER run out of food, not even in an Ice age.

>'Tis but a flu

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Just shit and wash your ass off in the shower you immense dumbass.

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want my BAT SOUP with choice of three dipping sauces all delivered by door dash!!!!!

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Are you ready for some revueltas?

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We can't be fucked to care. Its fucking over. This shit is going to be so fucking bad. Kek

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>GARY!

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Interesting seasonal pattern and a definite increase

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wait until the year is over. You know, because that's the measurement of time being used.

yeah
your prez will one day, just fucking drop like a rock live on national tv

Your a potato dude. The US feeds like 3 billion people AND makes basedbean paints/ other products AND makes ethanol AND etc all day.

The TL;DR is that it's a Russian suffering simulator involving the plague and making difficult choices.

The more expanded version is that you play as a surgeon that comes back home after a long time away due to an urgent letter from your father. In a matter of days the town is affected by the plague and you have to try to save the city and yourself. Expect to die at least once from starving, from thirst, from sleep deprivation, and from good old fashioned rioters/looters/asshole infected fucking, fucking NIGGERS that won't leave you alone.

It's hands down one of the most immersive games I've ever played, moreso than Stalker even

hehe cute sky pupper.

Everyday it gets worse and worse. I can't wait to see what things will be like in a month.

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Yes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

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retard, there aren't enough hospitals to treat a million infected in any country

other countries won't even have the money to buy food, they'll have to beg

maybe?

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Cough stocks to the moon!

I am waiting for my test results but I'm expecting symptoms. During the day mild headaches and shortness of breath, but the past two evening feel like an asthma attack. No fever but yea.. what are yalls symptoms?

A million by May? Holy shit

Guys
It has been fun.
The world will never be the same.
Lost my job due to corona, my sister and both grandparents have compromised immune systems, If they get it they die.
Gang violence kidnaping and looting already on the rise and we haven't even reached phase 3.

What was the point of it all?

I didn't want to set the world on fire.

Digits dictate my fate.
1-3. Become a criminal
4-6. Try to run away and leave family behind.
7-9 Wait for it to pass, while starving.
0 Become a criminal hunter.

Give it time leaf. Though I don't know how much martial law canada could even have really

I'm going to unleash my BATallion of BATS

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Patience, leaf

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I second this. Amazingly great game. Should also play cataclysm Dark days ahead. Pretty sure its still free.

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Once the big cities die off and can't leach from us anyway. Midwest fags strong.

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Why do women use a fucking roll per day anyways? I told my wife I'll lick her vag clean after she pees and just take a shower after you shit. No need for TP at all.

italian scenario nothing special

i hate how shithole countries are so keen on hiding basic information.
bojo said he has covid, why does it matter if some whatever favela president has it as well

my roommate is a woman and she's going through the entire toilet paper supply

what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk