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MAGA

Why did trump cave into the governors demands?

California will go to Trump in 2020

MAGA

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Kill niggers for klima

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KAG

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do you guys know ANYONE who got the Corona? I feel like this is all a hoax

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That would be glorious.

Media would shred him. Unfortunately, Trump needs to spend the next few weeks playing the toughest defense of his presidency to keep the jackals at bay.

The governors' demands are self-destructive in the long run. Let the governors wreck their states' economies, and then let Trump swoop in as the savior to rebuild.

Ever find it weird that you let the media dictate your daily thoughts?

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kill everyone for glimpf

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any you guys filed for unemployment? is it tricky or designed to have obstacles? asking because tuesday i have a company wide online meeting that sounds unfortunate. probably furloughed after friday if my gut is correct

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Reminder: discord is an FBI virus. If you are new to computer and 4chsn, don’t go there!! No newfags allowed!

my wife’s son has it

MAGA & PLS DON'T FEED THE FEDORAS AFTER MIDNIGHT

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Q is ITT.

> lime green and blue
Someone from the PNW made that.

watch the mexicans vote for him.
they all getting trumpbux
dems mad, he stole their thing

Harvard was our first university. 1636- that's a long time ago.

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No. But in all fairness, only like 0.00008% of the world has caught it.

What is it about white boys that make them so superior and made for SEX compared to other races?

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Founded by Christians, infiltrated and ruined by Jews.

Why not?

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HI YOUTUBE

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hecking maga
:^)

>Let the governors wreck their states' economies, and then let Trump swoop in as the savior to rebuild.

Everyone in Colorado affected by our first faggot will get a check with Trump's Big Fat Signature

Expect to see Colorado become a swing state afterwards.

I felt like utter shit last Tuesday, but I didn't go to the hospital because I'm (relatively) young and figured I could weather it myself. The next day, I was fine. Don't know what it was.

how many of them are legal citizens

it's actually at about 0.01% right about now by official knowledge

I may have found the cure for alcoholism: lime + whiskey. I ran out of angostura bitters, so I was looking for something else to touch up my whiskey…
never again.

Most people should have been looking for alternate or secure second employment since a few weeks ago. Unemployment filing takes a long time, I'm told, so you should get every bit of paperwork and info together for such a thing. May be so so be prepared and strong m8.

Gay Party rebels will be quashed and the real death party will rise.

Trump and Republicans are allowing Democrats and the media to do the work of the Chinese government to soften the blow back for making the world sick with the Chinese virus. Democrats and the media screamed "RUSSIA!!!" 24/7 for years but when Democrats and the media ware carrying water for the Chinese government for spreading a pandemic that has killed Americans and destroyed the economy Trump and Republicans say nothing

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Yeah, well no, I mean seven people at a rest home in a town an hour from here got it. So, yeah it's a real disease I think but no need to panic and cripple my states economy. Thankfully I am insulated from the crisis.

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afghanistan, vietnam thats right hes talking shit again...

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patient 0 here

ama

>He had allegedly considered a range of targets before settling on the hospital because of the current outbreak.

>The suspect, identified by authorities as Timothy R Wilson, had been under surveillance for months, which revealed him to be a "potentially violent extremist" who had expressed racial and religious hatred, the FBI said in a statement.

>Wilson had previously considered attacking a school with a large number of black students, a mosque and a synagogue, according to the FBI.

Trump has one less voter.

F replies only.

>any you guys filed for unemployment?
I'm over 40 went 15. Years without a job and never been on unemployment.

lewd

The official total as of now is 601,478.

why did you fuck that bat?

There are so many LEGAL Mexicans in California, you wouldn't believe. I learned to speak Spanish just to fit in there.

Too bad it won't work in WA. The locals are brainwashed into thinking Inslee has their interests at heart.

Its not a big deal you can do it online, you will need your paystubbs for the last year since they ask you what you made for the last 4 or 6 quaters.

Been on umemployment plenty of times, make sure you don't get taxes withheld, you can pay them when you get a job

>15. Years without a job and never been on unemployment.
Fucking what m8 how would you survive besides being a leech?

How was the bat soup? Did it make your pee pee bigger as advertised?

the worst part is that democrats are the ones who have ties with putin and his oligarchic friends

He just got the governors to say quarentines are disastrous

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we will never be assimilated

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I made a lot on things best not typed out.

got it thanks, so i need to download quite a few pay stubs. this'll be fun.

Why should anyone feel pity for a guy who was making plans to kill people? How did he die anyway?

Is the Serena I bought MAGA?

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not all of them.
california has lots of legal mexican citizens.

Have covid deaths in the US even topped 20 yet?

Ni hao batfucker

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Vietnam memorial wall
World Trade center memorial wall
will we see a Corona Virus memorial wall?
will they give up the names?
will they read them publicly
like they did the 9/11 victims?
OR IS IT ALL FAKE?

>The locals are brainwashed into thinking Inslee has their interests at heart.

Thats why we have corona chan

Based Trump knew the virus panic was a scam, but he shut down thie US economy anyway so the media wouldn't "shred" him. Now they have to say only nice things about him! 3d chess again!

>had been under surveillance for months
I bet they fed him every thought he had during those months. They probably talked him into every plan he ever considered.

>I trust the FBI's word
>The agency that literally has a department whose sole job is radicalizing and promoting domestic terrorism so they can keep increasing budget size
never going to make it
>Wilson had previously considered
>didn't do any of this
neat thought crime justification

600,000 / 7,000,000,000 = 8.5e-5, or 0.0085%. more up to date data is at 660,000, so it is about at 0.01%

okay groomer

yea, you need pretax income on there. Get it now, before you are unemployed and cant get a hold of HR.

Otherwise, you have to affirm online through the unemployment website that you have applied for jobs. Doesn't matter what jobs.

The first payment might take a while after that its pretty smooth.

Druggie m8 lel

To the gallows with you, in the name of Jesus.

>He just got the governors to say quarentines are disastrous

Even better than that, he's got them playing semantics. Cuomo insisted there's a big difference between a quarantine and a lockdown. Maybe so, but not really, since a federally mandated quarantine is the exact same thing as a lockdown.

No, faggot not your pedo bullshit.

Looks a little too furry

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Go to www.bing.com and click the link for the tracker. Very useful. And yes, there are many more than 20 fatalities.

probably why he encouraged the governors to really take control for themselves (rightly so)

That boy is underaged.

It let me do nothing for 15 years during the best years to be doing nothing.

so do i have to start applying for new jobs immediately? fuck, now i need to find out if i can get unemployment insurance if im furloughed instead of laid off. im pretty sure our corp would only furlough everyone, takes way too much effort in the short term to re-hire everyone

Is this true?
If girls dont finger themselves its gonna smell

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you are also a piece of shit furry

being a weeb doesn't make white babies unless your wife is also a weeb and that's just gross

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>THE COMFIEST EDITION
>literally ship during chinese plague

What could go wrong when the air is being recycled?

Cruise ship pandemic on steroids LOL

>probably why he encouraged the governors to really take control for themselves (rightly so)

And used the stock market crash to take over the fed

If the dems are willing to give Trump control over the dollar for a few measly billion in gibbs, it would be the deal of the century. No wonder he was pissed at the KY dude. I would be too if I was minutes away from taking over the fed.

It will be over 20 million in two weeks.
Screenshot this.

Trump has said quite a bit about China.

The GOPe is also in China's pocket. Go to Google type in any Republican politician's name and then type "China business". You might adjust the search filter to get articles prior to the chink flu. But you will find pretty much all of them have made deals with China. Hell, Lindsey Graham was trying to sneak Chinese work immigrants in one of the stimulus bills.

When Trump is out of office, it will be business as usual. Trump was a brief respite.

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No, if they don't wash it will smell.

Fake News.

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wheres kot?

Trump is fucked in November. Wow.

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>it is okay to post animals
>it is okay to post humans
>iT iS nOt OkAy To PoSt FuRrIeS!
bet youre a transphobe too

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>j-just 2 more weeks
you'll say the same thing in another 2 weeks, what's the point?

Abolish all employment to stay healthy! I'd rather bankrupt every family in the country than let one elderly smoker get the flu!

Bretty sure ancap boolied him out of the thread because he's a nigger

>And used the stock market crash to take over the fed
link?

Wasn't Hillary projected to win by these same polls?

On the local state website , they said they will have updates on the new rules

You can apply to any jobs, just go to indeed or monster and apply to a few jobs. Not a big deal.

I don't know about furlough, I've only been laid off and downsized, never furloughed.

Its not a hard process, don't stress over it. Just get your paystubs for the last 2 years if you can on monday.

way to make an ass out of yourself, nobody sick is going to be treated on the ship, that's for anything not related to the bat-man virus

Whatever it is you made or did poisoned the country. I would say your individual share of it mattered in the aggregate but it most likely didn't. I can sympathize but you know as well as I do you contributed to the downfall of the country for selfish gains. If the place is totally doomed then it doesn't matter but we have work to be doing to right the ship.

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The ship is being used for non-corona cases to take pressure off hospitals.

>Polls

The fact that they don't have biden at 20% over trump means trump will sweep California

Now do the death rate, dweeb.

so its been boring since i left then huh?

Trump against who?

New script being tested, huh?

>hungry
>already in bed
trumo pls help

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I think a lot of Americans were in desperate need of a vacation anyway. In my town everyone is exercising and going to the park with their kids.

Fox ears =! furry. Fox suit = furry.

This is your threadly reminder that much of the current panic and state-level action regarding the Chinese Virus is an attempt to sabotage the economy and prohibit gatherings (rallies) in an election yet. State and local leaders have taken their lead from covidactnow.org, which projects false models of doom. For example, covidactnow.org projects for today (March 27), 8,669 hospitalizations in North Carolina. In fact, for today, March 27, there are 87 patients hospitalized for the Chinese Virus in North Carolina. Why does the model differ from reality by a factor of two?
Because it was intended to induce panic and crash the economy. The website, covidactnow.org (as "act now," that is without thinking or checking facts, might imply) is a DNC operation.
> Founders of the site include Democratic Rep. Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins and three Silicon Valley tech workers and Democratic activists — Zachary Rosen, Max Henderson, and Igor Kofman — who are all also donors to various Democratic campaigns and political organizations since 2016. Henderson and Kofman donated to the Hillary Clinton campaign in 2016, while Rosen donated to the Democratic National Committee, recently resigned Democratic Rep. Katie Hill, and other Democratic candidates. Prior to building the COVID Act Now website, Kofman created an online game designed to raise $1 million for the eventual 2020 Democratic candidate and defeat President Trump. The game’s website is now defunct.
thefederalist.com/2020/03/25/inaccurate-virus-models-are-panicking-officials-into-ill-advised-lockdowns/

The virus is real, very real, as the elderly in Spain and Italy's socialized healthcare systems have learned. The panic that blue state governors have seized upon to destroy the economy in advance of the election, however, is manufactured.

Someone has to be held accountable for destroying the American economy to score political points.

>No. But in all fairness, only like 0.00008% of the world has caught it.
g O a L p O s T s

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The No Malarkey man, Joe Biden.

It was in a bloomberg article, I phone saved it though.

Basically the Treasury is now in charge of market liquidity.

>Its not a hard process, don't stress over it. Just get your paystubs for the last 2 years if you can on monday.
yeah, i suppose so. i have enough for seven months in savings and something similar in 401k, which would be penalty-free to withdraw from if i lose my job. im just tired and sober.

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Remember when Kamala was going to be the first black womyn president?

>Someone has to be held accountable
Someone besides the President of the United States

Yes, trannies are disgusting, but I just like the penguins with guns.

>only beating him by 2% in ((polls)))
>admit biden has no enthusiasm

no wonder they want to set for impeachment 2

Portugal still makes fake screenshots, but yeah it's basically been fedora and friends circlejerking for the last couple weeks, pretty lame in general.

I thought he dead?

I invite you to try this experiment:

At 4:30am, get up.

Put on your clothes, brush your teeth, and go get your workout on -hard-. Get done, shower, get dressed, and begin to crush your list of tasks for the day.

When it’s time to watch the news — see what happens. You won’t want to watch junk; you don’t want that disgusting Fox show. You will want some analysis, and discourse — that will happen at night, too.

You are feeling good; educated. You don’t want to see the worthless rambling of Tucker or Hannity. You want fuel— Good fuel to rebuild your intellect— Clean fuel that keeps your mind sharp.

When you watch Joe you want to stay watching Joe.

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does he still not know what milf means?

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Trump cant overcome this. Yikes bros.

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How stupid are you, really?

During the pandemic??

Cruise ships were also corona free initially LOL

No woman can become a milf without also being the mother of a child.

>The fact that they don't have biden at 20% over trump means trump will sweep California
But how though

I spent like 2 years on unemployment when they still had fed unlimited. Unfortunatly king nigger didn't like those stats they ended it.

It will take you an hour the first time and 10 mins the second time to apply.

Just have your pay info ready and you'll be set.

Literally nobody cares, faggot. It's a nothingburger.

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>Whatever it is you made or did poisoned the country.
Wouldn't disagree really, most of my local generation is dead a lot of them oded but I played no part in that.
In fact I really did do nothing but messed around my property for fifteen years, I didn't even leave it, had all my bills paid online and groceries delivered.

>NPC says retarded shit
It would be so fun to put your hard through a cement floor

Are the hospitals even under serious threat right now?

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Yea the assholes that caused this mess, the chicoms and their traitor rats here.

Will Biden even live until the elections, or will Beervirus get him first?

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thanks pal. good luck

EXACTLY!

Thread seems to have given in on that one and his rampant nonsense goes unchallenged. Really makes the place less fun in general

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>put your hard
Lost me there bro

I love drawings of old America.

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thanks for admitting you dont know shit

IT WAS HER TURN!!!

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>but I just like the penguins with guns.
I dont like that you like posting penguins with guns.
stop posting them, because i want you to.

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If by beervirus you mean the drunk hillary, then yes.

It's nice and all but it's no way to have a legitimate family with a profession contributing to society. I can deeply understand apathy about the whole situation but I would hope most would choose the wiser thing and help. If Trump loses reelection or things get much worse I don't know what else is to be done really.

>gives you a disease
>sells you the cure

i just looked up, nevada doesnt have work search requirements for unemployment for the time being. cheers, fellow vegasfags

does he still shill for asian women and big cow milkers?

>I love drawings of old America.
its because no one ever bothered to draw the niggers

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its architecture looked more european yes

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A lot of the normal illness people in hospitals are high risk and could get fucked up by coronavirus

if everyone in a hospital was exposed to Coronavirus the fatality rate would probably be close to 50%

did that commenter not read the fucking post, the surplus was coming from the US and Europe to begin with

>20 years
Dems weren't excited for Al Gore in 2000?

No... but just wait two more weeks!

MAGA
Friendly shill reminder. This man is your president. He has a history of very calculated, cold blooded exactment of revenge.
He has the full power of the greatest military might on the planet on his side.
He has the largest base support this side of 30 years.
Trump has a distinct HATRED for human traffickers and general bullshit.
He is a bully
And he is Americas bully
GOD SPEED TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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Well when I voted for Trump was the first day I left my yard on fifteen years,I did all I could for you guys.

Broken clocks can be accurate occasionally, I refuse to admit good choice is evidence he has a functioning brain

My dad worked at Nassco when they built that ship. He and I worked there when it was converted to a hospital ship, along with the other tanker.
We also helped build the Exxon Valdez, and repaired it.
I love where my life has taken me, and the history my family has touched first hand. I can beat most people at 6 deg. of separation.

Yeah but are hospitals in NYC getting fucked up right now?

Cuomo has backed off like a little bitch and Birx seems to think everything is fine now? When does this end?

try to watch some western movie.
>first scene is a guy who shoots like 6 civil war vets because they fought on the south.
>next scene is two niggers arguing about slavery.

noped out of that one. being a pol tard has ruined me for a lot of movies and tv shows.

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They really weren't. Much like now it was the best of a bad field. They've had two exciting candidates since the fucking 1970s - Bill Clinton and Barack Obama.

the t-shirt doesn't lie

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fuck off rice burner

full mast.jpg

They were still hoping that being the rapist's VP would push him through

What movie?