There is a purpose the government wants us at home and wants us to stock up on supplies. That purpose is not some foreign sourced virus, the virus is an excuse to change your habits. To prepare. To be ready. To survive and rebuild the USA.
A natural disaster so vast and destructive is about to occur on/to earth. We will be unable to easily source life sustaining supplies, so we are encouraged to stock up on the necessities of life. We are encouraged to stay home with our families, so we will not be geographically spread across the nation and unable to support ourselves and one another. The government is supplying its citizens with thousands of dollars to obtain even more supplies, the extra money will go a long way to stock up personal reserves of food, medicines, and tools of various use.
Not all will survive, Trump and his allies are giving us the opportunity to spend time with our families and prepare for the coming destruction and possibly survive the aftermath.
Take this opportunity to hug your loved ones, make preparations for your family, and learn skills useful for scenarios where electricity and professional medical care is scarce, food is not found on a shelf, or water from the spigot. Instead of spending money on useless garbage and entertainment stock up on non-perishable foods and water.
You will look back on this advice with appreciation one day in the not so distant future.
Name the event, give details, anything to distinguish yourself from a typical LARPer.
Jordan Hill
When is the earliest that Amazon will now ship you something essential? That may be 24 hours after the event.
Kayden Myers
>extinction level event >rebuild USA user, I...
Ryan Fisher
>E.L.E user, if an Extinction Level Event occurs, specifically a massive comet/asteroid impact like your post suggests, then no amount of prepping is going to make a difference
Jackson Cook
I also have to say: I have second hand info that my brother is on a ventilator because of COVID-19. He is probably also someone who should be in gitmo.
Kevin Reyes
The earth is flat there is no virus, there are no comets. Its just a means to terrify and confuse the ignorant masses. And you fell for it
Noah Edwards
Typical prophetic bullshit. Using non-specific and mystic sounding lingo to make your bullshit sound more important than it actually is.
Jaxon Baker
It depends entirely if it is a glancing blow to our atmosphere or a direct hit. If an air burst there is a non-zero chance of survival in certain regions.
The real happening is your fat ass mum, lad. She's twice the size of the asteroid.
Connor Sullivan
its almost like op doesn't know what an extinction level event means lol
Sebastian Martin
What comet is it so I can tell you how much of a nothingburger it is?
Lincoln Cruz
Except if a celestial body of a size necessary to facilitate an Extinction Level Event were anywhere close to an impact it would be easily observable by even amateur astronomers so chances of a government coverup are very slim. Stop the bullshit and provide actual evidence otherwise fuck off LARPer
Ryan Myers
They won't ever get it user, being a flat earther is literally Dunning-Kruger: the bodily manifestation.
It's 4 million miles away and is just a fly by. For reference, the moon is 238,900 miles away. If something ELE is going to hit us, we would know. If something hits us without us knowing it would be small like the one in russia. youtu.be/fBLjB5qavxY
Angel Martinez
If earth is flat, then it cannot be hollow. If earth is not hollow, then there is nothing to ask about what's inside...
I think the Guidestones are a little too pessimistic, you could make 1 Billion work easily and it has a nice ring to it
Cameron Phillips
bump
Jacob Garcia
I think the 500,000,000 number works as a steady base for controlled reversile infertility, so no one can really form an actual metropoli. It also takes into consideration the amount of most apt territories for human developent, their size, and their available resources. So pretty much is clearing the unkown factor of the cross multiplication when considering the size of our planet and how much territory a person needs to make a living in the most utilitarian way.
When will Waffle House reopen after this event? I miss it. They shut down all of them near my house. Like, no take out. They are actually closed. I thought Waffle Houses never closed.
Nathan Campbell
I want to be the last man standing
Blake Allen
can you explain this though? I want to believe flat but there is evidence of objects hitting the earth everywhere
I wish the I could be staying at home, but unfortunately I'm an essential employee. Fucking quarantine NEETs.
Landon Ramirez
I'll just assume you're talking about a giant meteor striking Earth or something. So I'll just say I hope it lands in the indian ocean.
Henry Brooks
The dirty spoon closed? The horror! Where will I find a fat cunt to overcharge me for a dog shit meal that she takes upon herself to substitute and switch items of all while figuring her own 35% tip into my bill?
Jaxon Brooks
Okay, I have always wondered that about flat Earth. If there is suppose to be no space and there is a giant dome over the world, then where the hell is this giant Earth snowglobe at and what is outside of it?
Tyler Bailey
Okay thank goodness for my new job and I’m gonna is it to a half day
Kevin Gomez
Well why is it round? If the earth is spinning at 1000mph like they say it is, wouldn't an impact crater have a teardrop elongated shaped? They all look like they got bombed vertically from a plane. Why aren't there any angular craters? I mean you asked a good question. The only reason I'm not skeptical about the earth being flat and stationary is because NASA was founded by masons, so anything and everything they present to the public as fact, has to be a lie. They have an agenda to push. FE fits the Biblical creationist view, and they really NEED you to believe in evolution. God forbid you think yourself important, deserving, and loved by the Creator.
Josiah Roberts
>dubs
On Oct. 13 2019 the Keck observatory recorded data indicating a change in trajectory of 1998 OR2. The operating theory is that there was a collision or near miss with sufficiently massive enough object between jupiter and mars. This slight variation places the 1998 OR2 within the lunar orbit on for a period of about 40 hours starting the morning of april 28th. There is a highly likely it will strike the moon itself. None of the models are good.
T. nasaglowfriend
Nathan Lee
This is subtle flat Earth propaganda. >Trees at South pole
Camden Butler
10 billion whites
Christopher Wood
You saw it here first, folks. God does not play dice. He plays roulette.
> Fun, but misplaced /x/ post appears on Yas Forums about the End of The World™ > Immediately inundated with flattards ishiggy
Jacob Jackson
lmao
Austin Bell
It is solar. It has always been on a timer. Almost everything you think you know about the sun is a lie--it's a liquid metallic ball of trouble of a long-count cyclic nature. It is spelled out in the climate cycle and the pole drifts but the people who figured it out are musseld.
Christian Collins
No that wasn't a map. That was a cartoon of a snow globe earth with inaccurate proportions. Do you we truly have a real map? They might, but why would they leak it? The Bible says it is not meant for man to measure. Perhaps the earth's true dimensions are forever to remain a mystery.
I have been going to conspiracy forums since 2008 and all the doomsday/secret coup posts on here are the same shit I read on glp and above top secret. Nothing ever fucking happens ... the true scary shit is how are you ever gonna be able to afford a home, afford health insurance, have job security etc.
Evan Nguyen
Thus phenomenon has always been associated with great plagues.
That's all there is. The earth is the center of the universe. There's water above the firmament, the great abyss below, and we're on the face of it. There is no outside.
Its bound to happen eventually. However, most of the free-floating impact hazards cleared out of the solar system millions of years ago, yet statistical models are being used to exaggerate. If such an impact were to happen, say the size of the Chicxulub event or similar, there might not be much mammal life larger than a rat remaining on the surface. Bunkered survivalists would be in for a big surprise when the find they'll have to make-do for another 5,000 years without sunlight while the dust settles.
Oliver Mitchell
>Investigate E.L.E. Please just explain this is too vague. Is this about ATLAS?
Colton Lee
What is that Leviathan???
Jordan Hall
where is asgard? fucking idiot
Asher Cruz
>The dirty spoon closed? There's an informal semi-joke disaster severity assessment which amounts to "is Waffle House still open?" (the implication being that their risk strategy is robust and centered around providing greasy spoon fare and working as a meeting place) IIRC they stay open during floods if possible
Lincoln Davis
We're all going to die sooner or later. Fuck humanity and I hope it gets wiped out for good this time.
