NEETBUX ARE REAL

*wagies, not ‘waviest’ oops. They’re not wavy at ALL.

isnt the desired outcome of a neet to be back in society again ? why do neets want to be neets forever. I can get the meming and not being as ashamed of it but a career NEET? why

Once my parents die I'll get there money and life insurance as the only child. They are also already 75 although I do hope they live for at least 20 more good years.
That's around 3 million dollars. I can live on that for the rest of my life fairly easily.
Stay cucked

Teach me how to get neetbux.

You can do that, you can also add a little gambling income, $20, $100. You can put a little bit under misc. like you sold something on ebay. It's the only way because paper processing takes 6+ weeks.

>apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
>apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/

lol i unironically want a fucking job though. i sent out a bunch of applications before my state went on lockdown but obviously i dont expect any of them to call me back now
that money would buy me new clothes, some nice boots some shit my trucks needs etc and then rest ill just keep until i get a job

What if I’m claimed as dependent but I still file for 0 income?

until your old ass parents see you as a loser and cut you out of the will, enjoy living on section 8

>why do neets want to be neets forever
because fuck society and fuck schlomo

Probably a lot of pussies quit their grocery store jobs because they fell for this Coronavirus hoax. Those are still hiring.

i dont think dependents get shit, your parents will get more though, i think. fuck if i know
i applied to all those near me, and then everywhere else that didnt seem to suck turbo dick in a 50 mile radius

Neetbux isn't a thing dude. You basically have to have wealthy boomer parents that allow you to leech off of them for your whole life or you're gonna be miserable and poor. Even stuff like disability and SSI only pay a pittance. My brother has end stage kidney failure and has to work under the table just to afford a shitty apartment and car insurance. He gets 1500 a month from disability.

For proof of what I'm saying:
Being a NEET almost always means you're a manbaby living off of your parents, not someone who's living good off the gov't.

Eh, I'll take my $10,500/mo wage over a single $1200 payout.

>job
The government has me on their payroll to stay home professionally!

Stay mad wagie
My parents love me unlike yours

Lmfao

Nice material, Leaf

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False, unemployment insurance is the practical equivalent of the mythical neetbux

they go off of your 2019 filings if you have none for 2018, correct?

correct

Same. I’m looking at overnight stocking.

Must be nice.

Unemployment can be gamed, but only for so long and the amount you receive is dependent on how much you made at your last job. Even then, it's not a lot. Also, your previous employer can fuck you out of it if you got fired for negligence or disobedience.

No you can't file 0 dollars you can file ONE dollar though.

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Tis why I say practical equivalent, made a solid $11.7k off it for a short time though.

yep and the IRS won't bother to collect on 1$ obviously

MOAR

I have lower middle class parents and pay them half of my SSI neetbux and spend the rest on cool shit. Right now I am sitting in a big comfy chair surrounded by over 12,000 dollars worth of musical instruments and computers. I get to spend all day playing music and shitposting. This makes wagies ragie

Right but to be a full blown, permanent NEET, unemployment isn't gonna be a long term answer. There's really no getting around it. That lifestyle is only possible if your parents are beta enough to take care of their man-child forever. The cost of living is prohibitive to being a lifetime leech without family.

I thought section 8 was the goal for neets?

It's half your previous pay ------ plus $600 per week for the next four months. Unemployed make more money than office workers in the midwest now.

so what section do i put in the money i made on the side, its only a few hundred but all i see is w-2 and some other shit. isnt like c section or something where i can put in private earnings?

No rage here bud. I genuinely feel bad for you guys.

you can file $0 but you can't e-file

I don't have a W-2.

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>He gets 1500 a month from disability.

He can get more. For one he should get free housing with section 8. Food stamps would help too.

How are these neetbux when 90% of NEETs are filed as dependent on their parents taxes and therefore recieve NOTHING?

fuck that nigga i aint waiting half a year or whatever

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True but that's due to extenuating circumstances. Normally unemployment is shit $$ if you actually have bills

then fucking anything you earned by yourself will count. did you babysit a dog or anything, someone kick you down a ten spot for some help? maybe load a truck cut some grass. it all counts

Multiply that by 10 and you might come close to a small percentage of what actual wagies get. Sorry snookums.

lmao not a god damn thing

Indeed, it's not very sustainable.
Personally saved up 35k from a job then filed for UI after leaving, still haven't touched my savings whilst living in virtual neethood without parental support, so neethood is somewhat sustainable if you have prior savings.

dare i say lie? say you mowed a couple lawns and made 100 bucks over the year. i mean whatever. they dont go after newbs and you are legally entitled to the stimulus. anyone with a social security number, 0 income included gets the money. if you want to fudge to get the efile i dont think it will matter but freetaxusa.com

im not entirely sure how you do self report, im still working at it. its a C section or something on the income part for self employed earnings is my understanding.

You won't get any trumpbux for lying ;^)

>For one he should get free housing with section 8.
He does section 8 but the options are pretty limited in BFE where he lives. Pays 500 a month to live in a place full of old cripples.
>Food stamps would help too.
Yeah idk if he does that, but food isn't a big expense for a single person on a restricted diet like him. Some of his expenses are his own fault though lol. He could get a better apt if his credit and rental history weren't shit, and wouldn't have to pay so much for car insurance if he hadn't lapsed for like 2.5 years lol. He also has to pay part of his Medicare every month. Still, 1500 a month isn't great, and he's got a legitimate disability now.

Can't wait

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do i have to say how i made that $1? if thats the case cant i just say i found it on the fucking ground or something

can we still file now and get trump bucks when they come?

you have to describe in a short sentence, and you have to select a category, that includes other

so i make enough for basics using amazon's mturk. i just put other or whatever and typted "microtasking gig work via the internet"

they wont spend money looking into you for the small amounts we're talking and like i said, the money is yours whether you want to flub more that 0 for the efile or just mail it in and get it later.

freetaxusa.com man its right there and ready. you can also do 2018 if you had any income then.
freetaxusa.com/file_2018_income_tax_return.jsp

all the news articles within the last 24 or so hours say yes but do it quick. stuff isnt going out for just shy of 3 weeks but obviously earlier better

Hi tolstoy

>i mowed the neighbors yard and she gave me $1
perfect

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wait so should i do 2018 or 2019 does it even matter?

id make it like an odd number or reasonable...20 bucks or 3 1/2 hours at 7

either way they aint siccing lawyers on this, you wont owe anyway

doesnt matter but if you had any kind of reportable income im sure that would be best to use