— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown — — 202 countries and territories infected — — 66% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 — — 2,084 different strains have been sequenced —
"Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist archive.is/EbZzm
>LATEST CASES 03:20: 55 new cases and 2 new deaths in Argentina. 03:14: 115 new cases and 3 new deaths in Panama. 03:00: 131 new cases and 4 new deaths in Mexico. 03:00: First death and 63 new cases in New Zealand. 02:55: 110 new cases and 1 new death in California, United States.
Guys, it's not just facial hair that can retain the virus, but hair as well. It's a matter of logic.
Hair multiplies the surface of your body in contact with the air thousands of times. When you walk your hair becomes like a "fishing net" just inches from the entrance to the respiratory system.
Imagine the virus as if it were a louse held in the air, your hair is a sequence of fine combs that WILL capture it sooner or later, PLUS, if you have long hair this is even worse.
Brody Moore
How many times do I have to say it CORONAVIRUS IS OVERHYPED TO USHER IN FORCED VACCINES FORCED CHIPS TO TEST THE PEOPLE HOW WE REACT TO LOCKDOWNS This is NOT as serious as the media reports it. There are paid actors, nobody in USA falls over like the actors did in China. It is bullshit. Wake up Yas Forums. For the love of fuck They control you through fear, and it is working on the fucking normies and you
Leo Murphy
Ask the man with 1004 Corona-chans for any corona, anons!
Reminder that California had all the equipment they needed for this crisis but got rid of it to save money. >They were ready to roll whenever disaster struck California: three 200-bed mobile hospitals that could be deployed to the scene of a crisis on flatbed trucks and provide advanced medical care to the injured and sick within 72 hours. >Each hospital would be the size of a football field, with a surgery ward, intensive care unit and X-ray equipment. Medical response teams would also have access to a massive stockpile of emergency supplies: 50 million N95 respirators, 2,400 portable ventilators and kits to set up 21,000 additional patient beds wherever they were needed. Fucking asshole Republicans always cutting shit, right? Wrong, it was Republican governor Arnold Schwarzenegger who had the state buy all of the equipment and then it was Democrat governor Jerry Brown who sold it all. California was prepared until the Democrats fucked it up, probably to save money to spend on illegals. t. latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-27/coronavirus-california-mobile-hospitals-ventilators
And lo she told her disciples, if ye have faith in me I will make your P100 filters last for eternity as long as you practice proper leaning & decon prodectures.
Why can't it just be a nuclear war and we can all be done with it.
Christian Taylor
Does anyone think this is how most Gods ended up being created? Some sort of happening occurred and people began to personify it for fun using ancient memes, over time they started to worship that personification ironically and eventually people forgot that it was being done ironically and started to worship it seriously.
>people in middle ages ironically joke about a sky being that is responsible for weather and shit >people not getting the joke years later, christianity is born
Juan Brown
What you niggers call "lockdown" has been my lifestyle since always. I love seeing normies being forced into it, I don't care if it's fake or real.
Sebastian Wright
countries which take TB vaccine have lower death rates than those who don’t. Also, It’s worth noting that most cities of China take the vaccine except Wuhan. agora-web.jp/archives/2045075.html
my girlfriend told me to buy extra toilet paper before all this shit went down but i said that things will probably be alright pretty soon and now the stores are out of toilet paper, went there early morning on monday and the shelves were empty. she said when we run out of toilet paper she's gonna use my tongue to wipe
The chinese are beasts in mens clothes. It is your social responsibility to strip them down, exposing to your fellow man what filthy, disgustingly dirty, soulless creatures live amongst us. A caring man warns his peers on existential threats.
Those chinese beasts are vindictive, cruel and have zero compassion. A chink subhuman will never admit fault for anything. Ask any one of the filthy chinese something as simple as why they torture animals or eat wild animals. The only way they will ever respond is by lying with some convoluted bullshit about how no animals are special like man, that Earths resources exist for man only, and that the West is just weak.
They WILL screech that they kill food how they like - they call themselves efficient for skipping the killing step and instead eating or cooking animals alive. They say if the animal struggles in fear as it dies it gives a unique taste. The west knows this, but we don't enjoy this 'taste of death' the chinese are addicted to. They literally admit they torture animals because they enjoy the flavor of a tortured animal. They will point fingers at the developed world and ask why we give antibiotics to farm animals as though we should let them succumb to disease like the chinese do. They will point at the disturbed animal abusers that we have in our countries, saying 'HA! the West does it too!'; as though we don't ostracize and jail people for doing HALF of what the chinks do. They will say chinese are bred to be warriors, but the entire world knows how pathetic a lie that is and openly mocks you.
In reality, the chinese can be compared to a mentally impaired little brother, always trying to prove his own worth but ultimately lacking the capacity to make something of themselves.
Those chinese beasts torture defenseless creatures to satisfy their demented needs and then have the audacity to say Western man is weak for finding their habits repulsive. IT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION THAT CHINESE LACK EMPATHY. The West is not weak for being capable of forming bonds with animals. It's purely because we have empathy and chinks do not. We have a capacity for good that the chinese are incapable of. Caring for an animal is like caring for a tin of beans to a chink.
Those creatures eat dog, cat, primate, bat, rodent, dolphin, fucking HUMAN FETUS, and literally anything else that moves. They cook it in gutter oil and rinse it in sewer water because they think it tastes better that way. Cockroaches are accustomed to filth. But no, the west is so much more disgusting for providing antibiotics for livestock. Let's just ignore the fact bats rub themselves in their own urine and feces right until the moment a chink drops it in the cooking pot. Let's ignore that the developed world REGULATES FARMING unlike the unintelligent, incapable chinks. Let's just ignore the wet markets and allow these places that virulent, zoonotic chimera diseases form. If you mention that china is a hotbed for disease, the CCP brainwashed chinks will fall into line with more screeching. They will point fingers at Africa and the Middle East like we didn't already know they too are filthy places. You all fit into the same category. Undeveloped, unhygenic, inhumane shitholes.
Of course, the chinks will attempt to reverse blame, calling the West racist for not accepting their '5000 year culture' which is backwards at best. They try to call us the vindictive ones. Taking out the trash is never fun. Remember it is your social responsibility to expose these beasts living amongst your fellow man.
>The cat had diarrhea, kept vomiting and had breathing difficulties. The researchers found the virus in the cat’s feces,” professor Steven Van Gucht said Friday, according to the outlet.
>Meanwhile, the World Health Organization insists that there is “no evidence that a dog, cat or any pet can transmit COVID-19” to humans.
This is fucking bad I'm not saying this is a bioweapon but if this thing starts killing animals like cats and dogs as badly as it does humans AND infection can go back an forth then we are fucked on a BIBLICAL scale.
Sainsburys had loads of tp yesterday round my way lad. Now that they are only letting in a certain amount of people at a time and limiting everyone to 2 items of one thing, most stuff is back in stock
After Bolsonaro supported the idea of people going back to work for the past weeks, open churches, open shopping malls, public transportation, and to only isolate people with over 65 years of age, Brazilian minister of health asks the President during yesterday's meeting:
"Are we prepared for the worst scenario, with army trucks carrying bodies through the streets? With live transmission on the internet?"
The Minister of Health demanded that the President stopped belittling this plague or he'd have to criticize him publicly (which he hasn't done). Bolsonaro said he'd fire him if he did that.
>been archiving images since January 23rd >can't remember it was a thousand and a half cases just two months and a week ago absolutely fucking ridiculous
Corona-chan vending machine! 1,005 Corona-chans available! Specify full file name (please) and get that one! Not say name and get a random one! Yuri & lewds available, and introduce JUNKO password to get a random Touhou for free!
Give me a quick rundown, how much longer until no more lockdowns and quarantines?
Samuel Lewis
No, the artist died from Coronavirus
Alexander Mitchell
haha how dare you be Covid denier?!
Carson Wright
damn, thats crazy that bolsonaro said he'd fire mandetta. if that happened he would probably get fucking impeached
Colton Clark
I thought you were full of shit cause I was taught as a boy, by my white Great Uncle, that I was fucking up all the chickens by scaring them too much cause I sucked at catching them. It does change the taste, and it's not preferable, how the fuck did China believe it was (or maybe they learned to like it)? I looked it up and you're absolutely right, wtf.
>By his treatment of animals.
Ryder Nelson
The polish dude said she's growing too fast so the next update will be at 1million
Julian Garcia
There is nothing I hate more than the current >muh economy meme. People are seriously arguing that kike profits are more important than the lives of peoples parents. Part of me wants it to get actually bad just to show them how retarded they are. The struggle I have everyday is not letting that thought get the better of me
I just want to get out of my fucking house Fuck china and fuck chinks god I hope they all die
Kevin Barnes
here's the deal: if bolsonaro was to get impeached he'd find a way to coup the whole system and bunker himself in the presidency. How many people would be loyal to him at this point? I don't know, there are a lot of idiots around but I suspect their mortality rate will be higher in this crisis so. I voted for him btw.
Isn't there a single China friend with a VPN who can confirm if everything is back to normal or if their gvt is lying about the numbers? it would help a lot.
Jeremiah Robinson
>Writefag will never finish the facesitting story Thanks for reminding me bro
Ethan Hall
All of this can be explained by their penis envy of literally everyone else in the world. Just like niggers have the biggest dick, chinks have the smallest. You see how they desperately trying to anything that is rumored to make your peepee bigger, resulting in wet market where SARS happen (not Corona-chan though, she was made in chink bioweapon labs).
he would get impeached after the pandemic is over as theres no time to do it now, but it would still happen. he managed to turn almost everyone against him and if he tries some kind of coup it probably wouldnt work
Brayden Ramirez
>Wuhan riots Gee user, I don't know...
Hudson Richardson
>China friend those 2 words dont fit together.
Jack Murphy
All they do is eat bats and lie
Carter Rogers
You don't get it I have been apart of "lockdown" my whole life. It isn't about the lockdown. It's about what if they come smashing on your door demanding you take a vaccine and demand taking a chip
Noah Robinson
Huh? What's happened, I haven't seen him lately.
Connor Bell
>who can confirm >implying they'd tell us the truth.
>Stop all the news and turn off the trackers >Tell people to go back to normal >Let it burn through the world >Kills millions, may probably mutate into a couple new strains
It will all go away eventually and humanity will collectively forget about it like everything else.
Tyler Ramirez
iirc My Little Pony was watched ironically, as a joke, in Yas Forums and then it blew up
Adrian Powell
are 1 and 427 duplicates or are they variants?
Carson Collins
June
Xavier Garcia
RARE A R E
Ayden Anderson
I was just watching a documentary on the SARS outbreak. Shit is just too similar, but this became a larger event.
He should be removed now. This isn't about politics, you could put Adolf Hitler, Lenin, Thatcher, whoever crazy motherfucker you can think of of whatever ideology, I don't give a shit who's gonna rule post-pandemic, rn as long as they're not a coronavirus denialist they're better fit to rule and could save a million lives (the difference between 0.5% and 1% dead is two weeks of inaction).
Robert Collins
>not a reported symptom of corona New strain, new symptom :-)
Nathaniel Torres
You can confirm things going back to normal when the volume of goods manufactured return to what it was pre-Corona-chan. I doubt it will happen this year; and if the corporations decide that they have had enough with Xi's bullshit, then it will never happen.
No VPN but a friend who just leave Shanghai yesterday. They do go back to work in Shanghai but all westerners have leave China as soon as possible.
You are controlled everywhere, they take your temperature when you quit your home, randomly in the street, when you go to certain places. So yeah they started to work but life isn't normal, you need a mask everywhere and social distancing is not a joke.
In other parts of China i dont know.
Grayson Hernandez
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA!!! KABOOOOOOOM!!!
we got a lot of reports about random fires and explosions and a heavy military precence in the air right before the chinks went full radio silent, any idea about that? a lot of guys thought it was the beginning of a civil war.
Cooper Taylor
Has the Olympics ever been postponed before in recent years? I thought for sure this would wake niggercattle up
