/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2679

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!

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Guys isn't this a really, really, REALLY bad sign that this virus was able to infect a cat?

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Has that greentext corona been updated yet?

my girlfriend told me to buy extra toilet paper before all this shit went down but i said that things will probably be alright and now the stories are out of toilet paper, went there early morning on money and the shelves were empty. she said when we run out of toilet paper she's gonna use my tongue to wipe

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why are you so callous? What if you're old and someone says that to you?

Gib 600k tity grow

Reminder the Chinese central government figures are verified by the world health organization and can be completely trusted.

>real death toll in China is between 45000 to 130000

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kink 888

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650000 infected and not ONE user shitposting on pol from the hospital???

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They're probably in quarantine, nothing to worry about

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Good evening, lad

ahh

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i'm just saying that you guys are panicking for nothing. protect the vulnerable of course, but all this doomsday talk is nonsense

Well, we know it can infect a bat.

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It's not just facial hair that can retain the virus, but hair as well. It's a matter of logic.

Hair multiplies the surface of your body in contact with the air thousands of times. When you walk your hair becomes like a "fishing net" just inches from the entrance to the respiratory system.

Imagine the virus as if it were a louse held in the air, your hair is a sequence of fine combs that WILL capture it sooner or later, PLUS, if you have long hair this is even worse.

Going to have to use your washcloth mate. Or the shower head. Should've listened sooner.

oh nooooo

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Lads, it was fun while it lasted but I've decided I don't want Lung AIDS after all. I'm going to call in a favour with a TOP PEOPLE and cancel the Happening. Any message I should pass on?

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>WHERE'S YOUR TRAVEL PASS?
>WE GOT A COOFER OVER HERE
>TERMINATE IT

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haitians eat cats, so its a good thing

this is already well known. nurses in china cut all their hair. you should cut all your hair and facial hair too if you can

kek, too cute

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POST SOOTHING MUSIC, NOW!
youtu.be/wF4EPrIA7rE

because we prepped our risk of infection is very low

Ahhh Gary, glad you are well.

you aren't supposed to lick buttholes during the pandemic. you could spread the disease that way.

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can you niggers stop shilling this fucking flu? nothing will happen.

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Prime Minister of Canada, Francois Legault, has restricted all nonessential travel between regions in the province of Quebec.

We expect National Mascot Justin Trudeau to follow suit in a few weeks.

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>Prediction table
> 800k cases, 16k deaths.
> Under 700k cases, 30k deaths
Wait she lacks in speed she makes up for in kill rate.

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If it can infect cats, then maybe it can infect brizilian bats........???

Yep is evolving.

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Hot damn, takes less than 2 days to add an extra 100k and 3k deaths a day...
Who else comfy heading into April?

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WELCOME TO /CVG/ WHO WORKS ROUND THE CLOCK DELIVERING FRESH REDPILLS

also, argiebro needs his place here as the main commander for his contributions

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Anyone have a link to the article where the WHO stated they estimate the death toll in China to be up to 55x what is reported? Could have been written over a month ago.

except the death rate has been increasing steadily, with no sign of slowing down.

Checked

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>GUYS IF WE DESTROY THE ECONOMY AND MAKE EVERYONE STARVE TO DEATH THE VIRUS CANT KILL ANYONE
>FLATTEN LE CURVE

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post your corona-chan yt videos, I'm archiving them

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youtube.com/watch?v=fyrK7CCF5yU

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>nypost.com/2020/03/27/first-known-cat-infected-with-coronavirus-reported-in-belgium/
>"A cat in Belgian has tested positive for the coronavirus after catching the potentially deadly bug from an infected owner, officials said Friday. The sick pet in Liège tested positive after showing classic symptoms of COVID-19 — including difficulty breathing — a week after its owner first fell sick, health officials told a press conference, the Brussels Times reports. The cat had diarrhea, kept vomiting and had breathing difficulties. The researchers found the virus in the cat’s feces,” professor Steven Van Gucht said Friday, according to the outlet."
If it infects the bats in brazil we'll get antigenic shift and it'll literally be the end of the human race

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This entire lockdown is to protect the Jews. They're especially susceptible.

>tfw no gf with bants

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Send her to me I've got extra TP

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I thought we were supposed be at 700k by now
Easter opening looking pretty accurate now

Carbines should fire centimeters.

This is why people here think the virus is fake.

holy checked triple dubzz, time to break the quarantine then

Enter CHADren.

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Somethingburger

only because countries are all focusing their responses on severe cases now. no need to treat every single healthy person that catches this new cold virus. the death rate is artificially inflated because of this.

If you want people to die to save your "economy", START WITH YOURSELF.

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>antigenic shift
Can someone give me QRD? How bad are we talking about?

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feels

youtube.com/watch?v=Jm4O5-DC9ZY

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watch the sky,,,it would happen soon

>Quebec
>Canada

You guys are the west bank of Leafland

this is art

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Maine islanders threaten and block driveway of out-of-stater who was not adhearing to quarentine rules. The group was heavily armed and cut down a tree, warning the man to stay home and not go out. The group scattered when the coast guard was notified.

newscentermaine.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/coronavirus-quarantine-threat-being-investigated-on-maine-island/97-077d1e22-d68d-4e0a-ae04-06997d9fd1df

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I havent left the house for a month lol

It's always slow Saturday night because labs aren't working

Reminder:
WE'RE ALL BEING PLAYED

vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/how-the-movie-contagion-laid-the-blueprint-for-the-coronavirus-outbreak/

vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/covid-19-lockdown-a-global-human-experiment/

Things will never be the same and everyone walked right into it.

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Let's see

Got a slight fever
been coughing every once in a while
throat is sore

I think this is it for me, guys. Im scared
FUCK IM GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what the fuck we are finished

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any user with sense has been in his bunker for almost a month with a mountain of tp and deenz to wait out the apocalypse

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why live?

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what movie?

I've been drinking that fire water and want a girl prefarably in pantyhose to sit on my face or leg lock me with them on. How are you?

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How would that inflate the death count? If you die from the virus, you die from the virus, and then you are counted. If anything, the death rate is probably vastly underestimated because there are people who are dying who haven't been tested.

>bats in brazil infected with horribly dangerous virus that luckily can't infect humans
>bat gets COVID-19
>the two viruses FUCKING MERGE
>super virus rape of humanity ending apocalypse

'Muh economy' you do realise humans did not starve to death well before modern civilisation existed.......

How many deaths were there at /cvg/ 50?

HOLY SHIT A MUTATED BAT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>economy is already fucked where I am because tourism is the main industry
LETS RIDE THIS WAVE TO THE BOTTOM BOYS

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Any proof of that? Really need to wipe out Israel.

So 1/500 have been infected but mostly in NYC and other urban areas. Why would you expect a forum of introvert preppers to be one of the infected?

DIARRHEA KILLS

>its not gonna kill you, its only going to give you permanent lung and nerve damage. what are you so scared about?

Outbreak 1995

he knows he won't make it

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A true classic poster, older then any gary post or even corona Chan art!

-21 million fewer cellphones
-Reduced traffic index in areas where the lockdowns have been lifted
-Methane over Chinese cities
-Black rain in Japan

It's probably in the millions...
China is one of the only countries that can actually conceal death on that scale.
Their tyrannical ability to rule over their people can control the flow of information in China is second to none.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreak_(film)

Welp, we’re fucked. I wonder what abomination this will produce

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The only times I leave the house is walk the dog, exercise, and go to the grocery store 10 minutes before they close in the middle of the night when I'm the only person in the store. Of course I'm not infected.

This guy has lost his mind

her arse is too precious for rough tp anyway

Nice work user

Just one thing.
S. Korea has a big cluster because of the religious sect. They hard quarantine multiple cities and literally find every person who was from the religious sect and the people who were close to them and test them. Korea exemple is not very good for countries with different strategies and multiple clusters

Are there any autists tracking deaths per thread over time?

You gotta update those numbers gary

>tests positive for corona-chan
>calls person i dont like
>hey bro ,long time no see, lets hang out!

I am drunk too user but I can't help you find a girl, sorry.
but I can offer you this drunk girl singing on youube
youtube.com/watch?v=xhyf4yM3TWw

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Pic needs nips

Murder Most Foul - Bob Dylan
youtu.be/3NbQkyvbw18

user, the only appropriate answer to the "MUH ECONOMY" fags is to propose that they follow their own advice and kill themselves.

dont forget the infertility.

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I haven't left my house since March 20, when cases started to pickup in my area

left 4 dead on the floor by his neighbors like a dead roach

if you are in the hospital you are probably busy not being able to breath to be able to shitpost user

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Give me a quick rundown, how much longer until normalcy returns?

Stay safe out there Miguel

backstory?

I’m in dammit.

Wait for the bats in Brazil ;^)

what happened

I'm actually rofl because he's not even trolling he means it genuinely

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Heart broek

Coronavirus has mutated, it now infects Jewish shekels, Jewnited States on suicide watch.

What is this formula based on? Is this an epidemiological model?

>flatten the curve
said nobody in cvg, ever

4qwThpt, Row 1 #9

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that's not how viruses work.

youtube.com/watch?v=oVT8v9oRegE

I think most of them are dead already.

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18 montherinos.

I'd be comfier if you'd post the version with transparency instead.

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just went out for supplies. Glad to see we arent lacking these

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all doctors on suicide watch after spending 12 hour shifts watching people drown in their blood every day.

"Antigenic shift is the process by which two or more different strains of a virus, or strain of two or more different viruses, combine to form a new subtype having a mixture of the surface antigens of the two or more original strains."

that nose on him

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>FLATTEN THE CURVE HOOOOYPE

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More dead burgers than threads soon, boys.

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There will never be normal again.
People have surrendered without a fight to high tech globo homo police state.

It's the fancy kind made from clouds and angels

I haven't left in two weeks, run an air purifier in my room, but one roommate had parties and other is health care worker.
Started having nasopharynx inflammation yesterday. If I get Coronachan, the world is fucked.

Israel in phoenician means saturn

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Dad is nurse returning from the hospital.

scat fags are the worst

Imagine if the Brazilian bats theory became true, that would be crazy! Like we were in a real life killer virus movie

theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-coronavirus-has-shown-us-we-were-living-in-an-economic-fairy-tale/

This guy puts it in an easy to understand way. The economyfags are in denial about the current situation and will just make things worse if they're allowed to take decisions.

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If EVERYTHING GOES WELL?

1 year for vaccine development
1 year for vaccine deployment

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn57QRxqJr0

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I like pictures like these
Ebola-chan and Corona-chan have a lot in common
They were both thought to come from eating bats
They're like sisters

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Thank you.
That's true, South Korea had bad luck with the sect, but had an excellent strategy.
I just took the average decrease in growth of new infections, after the situation was under control and new infections were decreasing.
When I have more data from Germany, on 02.04., I can increase the accuracy of the model.
For now, the data from South Korea is the best I can get.

youtu.be/-CPaZXjNdi4?list=RDfLJ4a9J3dKg&t=3020

> but one roommate had parties and other is health care worker.
Why wouldn't you have gone to your parents or someplace.

well this is the first wave and the spanish flu had 3. also the first wave is always the smallest so uh

Oh No !!! What about my daily high five?

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I’m not taking any BS covid-19 vax

Ask the user with 1,005 Corona-chans and a single-shot .22 rifle for any Corona! Specify file name and get that, don't specify and get a random one, or post one to get another! Lewds and yuri available!

Send her my way so I can pretend not to have tp too.

Will the vaccine even be effective with how quickly this thing mutates? We know they come out with a flu vaccine every year and yet the flu still infects people because there are so many strains of it.

nypost.com/2020/03/24/iceland-scientists-found-40-mutations-of-the-coronavirus-report-says/

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how long untill you think the eu collapses?

Get a humidifier the virus will settle to the ground faster.

I suspect you're just scribbling

Shit, forgot pic

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Post lewd yuri

>humanity ending apocalypse
If we are going based off of the those predictions it would be a 15% lethality across the board which is still insane but not humanity destroying

“Animals are not vectors of the epidemic, so there is no reason to abandon your animal,” the agency said — while advising owners to “not rub their nose against their pets.”

It is, actually. It's not super likely, but the more carriers, the more opportunities.

if it has ade a vaccine will make coronachan literally kill you faster than otherwise

Well duh if workers live paycheck to paycheck and landlords live paycheck to paycheck and apparently corporations live paycheck to paycheck

take it all.

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The world doesn't revolve around you, user.

bro if the virus is already in the same room as you it's way too late lmfao

and why are you sure there's a strain of deadly coronavirus on the bats of brazil?

Doing God's work, Gary. I hope you are spared the day of the rake.

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This makes me really think they had developed this for use in Africa specifically where their massive investments were not paying off.

post the one that ends in 898

It wouldn't make differnce if you did. I still stuck in my room for a few more days and off base people are not allowed.

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Please pray for me /cvg/. Finished my unemployment application today. I work part time but I hope I can at least smuggle one paycheck in since I don't qualify for Trump's NEETbux.

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user once healthcare systems are overwhelmed it jumps to 20% lethality already. And that's without reinfection

It be far more than spanish flu which had an estimated mortality rate of somewhere between 2 - 10%

>1 infected
>0 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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