PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>ActNavySec Modly on F&F 3/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145407262001
>AMC DepComdr LtGen Thomas on F&F 3/28/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145426650001
>TrumpAd: HOPE 3/27/20
youtu.be/BSSrimkmxzI
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470753-1/
youtu.be/Bo0zjZkPFyc
>Pres Trump signs HR 748 CARES Act 3/27/20
c-span.org/video/?470779-1/
youtu.be/Iou7SsogGHc
>VP Pence on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/ysqHFHkIEVQ
>AG IronBarr/ActDEAAdm Dhillon/AsstAG(CD) Benczkowski Press Conf on Nicolás Maduro 3/26/20
youtu.be/EA4YU2bpvO8
>AG IronBarr on Corona-chan 3/26/20
youtu.be/90wBJNBxnWU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/27/20
youtu.be/Y1AyZpSp8d0
>NECDir Kudlow on Hannity 3/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145359243001
>Giuliani on Ingraham 3/27/20
youtu.be/jTspYIVHFRs
>DPAPolCoord Navarro FBN 3/27/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6145320707001/
>SG Adams on GMA 3/27/20
youtu.be/e8gkeq4g-Vo
>SG Adams on CBSThisMorning 3/27/20
youtu.be/2XvyBmZGqHc
>ActNavySec Modly on HughHewittShow 3/27/20
youtu.be/EklV_yqD994
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 3/27/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145179904001
>SOUTHCOM Comdr Adm Faller/SOUTHCOM Ldrs @Virtual Town Hall 3/27/20
dvidshub.net/video/744656/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Herman Cain (Lara) 3/27/20
youtu.be/8QdQgH2yZbI

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MAGA

awoo.

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lmfao Judge Jeanine Pirro is hammered on the air

I've always liked Mr. Magoo with Sessions.

Mogami River.

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>who greg here

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yup

If infection on a larger scale then more resources should have been put into getting troops and agents to suspected people and serving them with house arrest or quarantine orders. There was little done to mitigate chinese nationals wondering about freely before the window closed.

Reminder to have sex during the quarantine

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It staaaarts with one THING

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This, MAGA and do the sex

HAIL MACERINA

NEWFAGS INCOMING

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AWOO BITCHES

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im licensed, judge

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Aky braky heart

Who stiff for Timpf

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with a woman right?

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i've never seen the utmost left awoo before

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anyone else get a flag from the campaign?

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Wanba punch her in the face.

Initial thread will be 'history', with 'Malaysia' being the backup.

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her hair's all flat and shiet

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Is that Gutfeld?

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Ha anyone else noticed that Democrats are the real racists?

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open borders shill who sides with antifa

Ready

at any case, i'm of the opinion the infection can't be stopped now at its current levels and so we might as well accept the loss or risk of loss of life as an inevitability. the country can't be placed on a sacrificial altar of the elderly, especially since it's most likely to be pointless as the current measures are hardly even preventing spread

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Greg remote vs Greg w/Live studio reaction is a bit different. He thrives on an audince whether a live panel or a studio, even just camera guys like during Red Eye, but he'll be back

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>Ha anyone else noticed that Democrats are the real racists?

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Donny ftw

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Is there a single campaign promise that trump has flip-flopped on?
>finish the wall in the first year
>lock hillary up
>no gun control
>no corporate bailouts
>no increased welfare
>repeal Obamacare
>reduce the deficit

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god damn woman do something about that hair

At least the show is all white.

this is a guy isn't it

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cool and in 50 years every major city will have designated shitting streets

>he lurks

IMPREGNATE
IMPREGNATE
IMPREGNATE

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hairdresser is probably self isolating lel

Dr David Price (Cornell Medical Center NYC) claims that 99% of all COVID infections are from physical contact, NOT DROPLETS. He says that people get sick from touching an infected surface, and rubbing it in your eyes, mouth or nose.

If this is true, that will mean that infections will be very easy to slowdown and even stop. Watch the first 5 minutes to see the Dr yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=i6oui0tg0fM

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I want to smell her bottom after a no wipe 3 day straight fast food dump.

She's a ethot that I went to high school with

The time for action was in January, insufficient action happened quite a lot later. Then it went dumb and balls to the walls. I seriously think this comparison of sacrifice is wrong because it implies that we must either destroy the country or murder people when the spread of the virus is not intrinsically our fault.

there is nothing wrong with being attracted to guys

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the sacrifice i'm talking about is the economic one. the loss of life is just an inevitable act of nature at this point. the economic collapse is one of volition

>dat sun line
actually breddy good pic even if she isn't that qute

i hope she gets feminicided
i hope you get beheaded by cartels

Looking forward to this damn lockdown ending. I'm going stir crazy.

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Before that one and in that post the implication is that the situation requires that we do X or people must die. I'm saying there must be alternatives like isolation of risk groups until we isolated the thing itself.

what a year this has been

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where do you live that going for a walk is not an option?

I don't get you guys sometimes, there's so damn much to be doing online and with computers that you can't be running out.

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Right here. A bit dry without the audience. I remember the show originally having no audience and, according to his Monologues book, he didn't think an audience was going to be a good idea at first, but once he had one, he felt the spark.

This. Play some UWO...we can start a MAGA team!

>stir crazy
lol pussy

CHRIS IS HERE

Trump said the disease will be cured by Easter.

Indio

Going for walks only does so much. I'm missing camping season.

Those are orthogonal problems. I'm not bored, just physically restless.

i do not think isolation of the illness is possible at this point without that economic collapse. risk groups can be isolated, sure, but people are being so fucking retarded i don't think they actually know what kind of lifestyle helps prevent communicable disease
it's possible to mitigate the loss of life, but i think the gritty realistic answer is leadership needs to be prepared to issue an order that puts that safety into their own hands rather than taking that burden on all of society at great cost

i have it... somewhere

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No furries
No gays

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>all these mexican flags
/ptg/ needs to build a wall

Exercise in your home gym, or wrestle with your sons.

>septum ring *and* ruining your eye shadow

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I'm pretty sure all the national parks and many state parks are open

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chairo

damn, I like both of that stuff

I miss Red Eye...

>The sick pet in Liège tested positive after showing classic symptoms of COVID-19 — including difficulty breathing — a week after its owner first fell sick, health officials told a press conference, the Brussels Times reports.

>The cat had diarrhea, kept vomiting and had breathing difficulties. The researchers found the virus in the cat’s feces,” professor Steven Van Gucht said Friday, according to the outlet.

>Meanwhile, the World Health Organization insists that there is “no evidence that a dog, cat or any pet can transmit COVID-19” to humans.

This thing is mutating too fast. Remember when China started confiscating people's pets? If this thing gets to the bats in brazil we are so fucked

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you are a furry too

>just physically restless.
Working out, I'd say.

It seems wise if you were overly concerned that you would say 60+ and risk groups go home for a bit while all the shit was tracked down and sanitized, NYC being a vast portion of the cases. I don't think it's so gritty to handle the thing more logically and not consider it as a tradeoff but acting optimally. That's just my opinion.

>t. grill

this is what i've been saying

Fuck fuck fuck

Quite stiff

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some businesses are collecting insurance it seems to me

SHOOT

ALL

OF

THE

CATS

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i mean part of my reasoning is assuming our government would never be competent enough to do what you're suggesting

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Nope. All the parks in my state are shut down.

What are the current numbers, anyway?