Brit/pol/ Burger Breakfast Edition

>Coronavirus: Things will get worse, PM says in letter to Britons
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>You are watching based documentaries on Bitchute aren't you, user?
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>Lockdown Tips From Slampig
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>Coronavirus: Dog shelters struggle as lockdown dries up funds
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>UK lockdown to cut coronavirus death toll by 254,000, experts say
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>Coronavirus: Derbyshire police dye Buxton 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter gatherings
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>burger breakfast
You've been waiting to do this and you've waited until we are all drunk to do it

Where are the pancakes?

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I am a freeman on the land and I do as I please.

why did you make this thread

just let it fucking die

Didn't that guy go mental?

With the level of hivemind-insta-communication across the entire surface of the planet, and the technology we have right now, I find the response to covid-19 to be completely non-existent.

I guess it shows that the human species is still infants in regards to a 100 nanometer sphere containing 32 kilobytes of DNA that does nothing but instruct cells to make clones of itself.

Come on people we are better than this.

What the fuck is going on here?

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What do you mean non existent

cauldron's followed the steps of eddie and tried noncing cunts on omegle

You got BURGER'd

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I've got my BB (bugout bag) ready fellow whites. What are you guys going to do when the (((happening))) finally kills 99.9% the rest of the world. Me? I'm going to build society around Oswald Mosley and his ideals. Can I get a based?

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see what i mean?
the fact that are posting ITT doesnt mean britpol is done for.
but the fact 80% of ITT is about two tripfags mongs who (most of this thread) went to school with are talking about there mates shows that these threads are not doing the job they are meant to.
which allows idiots like these to even exist?

if Yas Forums or any varient was doing its job properly. that commie would have been educated as to why he is wrong. rather than than indulging his fantasies.

I saw him post a pick of Andrea

top right behind the eggs

i never thought id see something on 4 chan that would make me sick. but here it is.
well done.

I’ve got fucking toothache.

Set your topic as ‘cauldron’ no caps if you want to talks until 4am

Start streaming, you can replace Eddie

Do a quick run down in the future, actually try and create a discussion instead of dumping 45mins of some boomer tard down expecting people to gobble it up and praise you.

Not interested just talk to me

I'm with you pal but I had serious eye strain today so didn'twatch the vid, I was left looking like that cunt from Radiohead with the bog eyes, tried to call the doctor but that was a waste of time

Are David is essential viewing if you haven't already

Don't have a cam and it doesn't let you on with out one it seems

Nothing will happen retard

ok brit/pol/ enlighten us, wtf is gonna happen to Donald Trump's meme little brother BoJo? I saw that some shitskin Chandalas are now in charge of the govt?

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Cant believe the breakfast choices on my flight into London
>pancakes
>omelet
or...
>An INDIAN Breakfast
Not an ENGLISH breakfast...
a fucking Indian breakfast.
promptly called them out on that shit while laughing my ass off.

>tfw the meme was confirmed as true before i even landed.

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don't have a cam either but im fucking dissapointed you even tried

nonce

kek, did you tell the flight attendant that you don't want fucking curry for breakfast?

its not my fault you have adhd user.
its a horrible feeling agreeing and admiring the honesty of a communist.

at the end of the day its our responablity to cure you.

its like seeing a child in a crack den with a 110iq being made to eat sweets and fizzy drinks all day. when you need is water, exercise and a good steady diet.

All I can say about BoJo is that I hope for a swift and painless end to his sickness.

why did you leave

Just trying to make you niggers feel at home

r dom has taken over as dictator

was only gonna chat shit about you to Cauldron you paranoid junkie

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I hope you catch it you cunt.

well the commie is clearly a shitskin or Polish scum

Seriously I thought I was going blind in my left eye, scary stuff, need to get it checked

Haven’t left
Still chatting ?

Must have got disconnected then

Come on lad, do it properly. Brit/Pol/ burger breakfast edition. Pic related.

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No?

Do it right lad.

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What? I'm just wishing BoJo a quick conclusion to his illness. What's so bad about that?

Dumb newfag

Corned beef mash and beans

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I am on to you you leftie nobber, I bet you get hardons reading Owen Jones articles in The Guardian.

>Burger Breakfast.

I'm proud of you my son.

Luv Mother England.


Also fuck captcha. I have no fucking idea why it's giving me shit on my main browser.

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LADS THE FUCKING WAR IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW? ARE YOU READY?

It’s time to get /sig/ for the racewar and I’ve wrote the perfect noodle routine to get us all fighting fed but you need to be dedicated to the routine and saving our white race

This is all body weight because real men can feed themselves without their mummy

>Monday
Arms day
Lift the chicken and mushroom pot noodle (No water) 3 sets of five times.
Be sure to have 2 min rest between sets to not burn out

>Tuesday
kettle day
Practice pouring hot water up to the fill line of a previous pot noodle
Make sure to go deep

>Wednesday
Rest, you earned it

>Thursday
foil day
Make sure mummy has got you some unopened pot noodles to practice on and try to pull the foil off at least two.
If you’re advanced maybe switch to trying to open coke cans


>Saturday/Sunday
Rest, you should be in reeding seej anyway

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thanks bro.
>Also fuck captcha. I have no fucking idea why it's giving me shit on my main browser.
thank the kikes at google

Anyone wants to talk to me set your topic as anything and say
Hey cauldron

time to buy the Bible user

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Nobody wants to talk to you

Cauldron, who are you? Explain to us Burgers

I don't really read Owen Jones since he's a socdem and I'm Marxist-Leninist-Maoist. I've long since passed him. Still a good guy though.

An enigma

>the right side of the brain is responsbile for the left side of the body. it is also the part of the brain that is responablie for creativty, keeping an open mind, exploring new ideas and possiblities.

youtube.com/watch?v=4NRXx6U8ABQ

one day user you might have to turn on the gas.

in the meantime get some sleep and lye in a dark room for at least a solid day no technology no nothing.

i might be giving politics for lent.
its not good for my health.
i think hes just a student who think hes got life figured out at 20.

are you a shitskin and/or under 20 years old?

Ask me I Can't say no how could i

Tommy soup and wotsits

Classic

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An annoyance

Talk to me

fuck all to do

If one were to bartend at a Pub, where in the UK is the best place to understand the British character?

Turn on the gas? Not sure what you mean

Yeah I knew you were a total fucking spastic.

>Anything from the trolley dears?

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Toilets

The Queen Vic

to be fair. i dont think this is the best way to address the son of a drug addict family.
he has obviously picked up this behavoir from an unhealthy enviorment.
we dont need to shame him any more than he already does everyday by mirely waking up in the morning.

We should show some form of...fuck i genuinly dont know. just telling him hes a cunt is going to make him behave more like a cunt
>cuntutist user,
yea i know but he isnt going to get any better by just shaming his own enviroment.

i mean could you ACTAULLY IMAGINE what kind of life you must have to be a commie?
to suck the dick of a state who doesnt care about you?

all these replies are doing are enforcing his already learned helplessness.

cornwall

Officially designated shitting streets in London in 3.2.1..

>DUH HUH HUH COMMUNIZM IZ ONLEE FOR DUMB TEENAGERS
Have you ever actually looked at any Communist literature, or do you just let your government tell you what ideologies are and are not acceptable?

hes Okay. hes not as annoying as the other idiots.,

nigger i'm well read af
all I know that every commie today is a shitskin or teenagers who have been duped into standing up for shitskins

What did i literally fucking say.

>at the end of the day its our responsibility to cure you.
>its like seeing a child in a crack den with a 110iq being made to eat sweets and fizzy drinks all day. when you need is water, exercise and a good steady diet.

The pubs are quite varied here, it depends what type of atmosphere you're after.

again you need to watch the vid. it was a reference to your eye problem.