/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2678

>Mr Johnson has been warned by scientific advisers that China's officially declared statistics on the number of cases of coronavirus could be 'downplayed by a factor of 15 to 40 times'.

>Mr Johnson has been warned by scientific advisers that China's officially declared statistics on the number of cases of coronavirus could be 'downplayed by a factor of 15 to 40 times'.

>Mr Johnson has been warned by scientific advisers that China's officially declared statistics on the number of cases of coronavirus could be 'downplayed by a factor of 15 to 40 times'.

>Mr Johnson has been warned by scientific advisers that China's officially declared statistics on the number of cases of coronavirus could be 'downplayed by a factor of 15 to 40 times'.

look i'm not gay but i'm also not going to die kissless
*kisses cvg on the lips*

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based

Why big number not go up much in the past hours?? Hamburger made of nothing???

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no, we are fucked

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China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Canada? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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Here again to remind you to REJOICE!

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New business

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Just bought this:
amazon.com/Woworld-Christmas-Costume-Steampunk-Vintage/dp/B07H4H5N65/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=Leather+Plague+Doctor+Mask+Steampunk+Bird+Mask+Long+Beak+Masquerade+Party+Costume+Mask&qid=1585445249&sr=8-1&th=1&psc=1

Unironically. it does have air holes in the bottom, will probably just where a medical mask underneath or go full chad original mode and stuff it with layers of leaves and shit (and toliet paper).

Once it arrives, I'll wear some kino attire along with it and go to down town sacremento since I'm in (((CA))), and hand out squirts of hand sanitizer and vitamin pills, will live stream all of it and post the stream link in /cvg/ in the future, wish me luck lads

I love you, thank you Gary
I love you, thank you Gary
I love you, thank you Gary

People you know will probably die, maybe even you

New OC, just picked em up from the printers this morning, what do ya think anons?

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>You are approaching the edge of an ecological disaster zone
>The soldiers are to protect you from the zone, not the zone from you!

RIOTS AND LOOTING WHEN?

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Please finish this story, writeanon. You said you were coming here

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Source please. I want to make Ling Ling angry.

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>tfw Grant's predictions are true

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the only joke that gets funnier EVERY time you post it.

/k/lamydia carrier here, answering questions and helping to dispel gun myths for you noguns out there.

Pistol Caliber Carbines for Home Defense
The PCC meme has taken off recently, especially with such offerings as CMMGs Banshee in 10mm. The important thing to note is that all pistol calibers are going to be SUBSTANTIALLY less effective in terminal ballistics compared to an intermediate 5.56 NATO or 7.62x39 rifle cartridge. They are only marginally more compact than AR pistols and in some cases it's a wash. Another lesser-known fact is that PCCs are notoriously unreliable compared to semi-auto rifles and handguns. They are generally more finicky about ammo selection, and it only gets worse if you try to build one. So if you have funds and options, look elsewhere for your primary weapon.

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how did nitwits like you have such good taste?

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s o o n

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Anybody here purposefully trying to spread the virus? What are your methods?

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calling our little sweety awefull.
your awefull.

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1/10
terrible, don't go to art school.

whats really going on bros?

Why aren't we seeing constant videos from our overrun health systems?

twitter.com/DarrenPlymouth/status/1243862644190257153?s=20

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?

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>moar deaths than replies to all /cvg/ breads combined
An akchtual habbening habbened

Is it autistic if I order a blood test just so I can read what level all my vitamin and minerals are at

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youtu.be/UW6pzjTL8cw

>the predictive programming
>the normie celebrity worship
>the misdirection
>the patents and proofs
>the signs and the science

Everything the internet didn't tell you about the Coronavirus.
Worth the watch. Make the time. Only 20 minutes on 2x speed.
Don't like a section? Fast forward and move on. There is something you haven't seen in this video, I assure you.

youtu.be/UW6pzjTL8cw

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>tfw it's finally settling in to most people that China has been lying and that things are much, MUCH worse than they thought

youtube.com/watch?v=0i9oZnDdI9A

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Are there any up to date data on symptoms, I wanna know if blocked nose is on there.

what predictions?

I agree

I s..suppose but no homo

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Something went over your head, I think it was a joke

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Who here also fake COOFS whenever he has to go close to anyone?
I'm practicing my forced sneeze, too.

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I'm glad our national broadcaster is tackling the big issues.

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Idiot, a 1095ts has near 100% reliability and plenty of power out to 200 meters

It's all going to be ok [spoiler]after we all die and finally find peace within the universe[/spoiler]

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Let us bow our heads and give thanks for all our blessings from Coronachan. Although it may seem like she isn't listening, she hears your prayers and is working to diligently cleanse China, Africa, & India.

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Don't worry user, we will be ok. Stay safe. :)

>Saints coach Sean Payton tests positive for coronavirus

it's against the law to record, what fucking doctor/nurse has time to do that anyway, and you can't be in there unless you're a covider. btw i'm just making all of this up.

not looking to win any awards, honestly took about a minute or two to make
thanks for the feedback user

Imagine if those were the strains kissing each other

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once the shops run dry, could happen any time in the next 2 months.
better prepare.

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Corona is a total nothing burger

saved

Sounds cool. Will be waiting for it user. I'm so bored, I need fun and entertainment.

The chinese are beasts in mens clothes. It is your social responsibility to strip them down, exposing them to your fellow man what filthy, disgustingly dirty soulless creatures live amongst us. A caring man warns his peers on existential threats.
Chinks are vindictive, cruel and have zero compassion. A chink subhuman will never admit fault for anything. Ask any one of the filthy chinese something as simple as why they torture animals or eat wild beasts. The only way they will ever respond is by lying with bullshit about how no animals are special like man, that Earths resources exist for man only, and that the west is just weak.
They will screech that they kill food how they like - that the meat has to be cooked anyway and fresh meat is good so why not cook live animals? They will point fingers at the developed world and ask why we give antibiotics to farm animals as though we should let them succumb to disease like the chinese do.
They will point at the disturbed animal abusers that live in our countries, saying 'we do it too'; as though we don't ostracize and often jail people for half of what the chinks do.
They will say chinese are bred to be warriors, but the entire world knows how pathetic a lie that is and openly mocks you.
Those eastern beasts torture defenseless creatures to satisfy their demented needs and then have the audacity to say western man is weak for finding their habits repulsive. IT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION THAT CHINESE LACK EMPATHY. The west is not weak for being capable of forming bonds with animals. It's purely because we have empathy and chinks do not. We have a capacity for good that the chinese are incapable of. Caring for an animal is like caring for a tin of beans to a chink.

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>holds you
>notices bulge

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save us

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He's completely right you know

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First week after April 1st.
Either not enough gibs, or niggers are gonna riot because wypeepo told them to stay inside

Holy shit. I’ve never read so much misinformation in my entire life. Jesus Christ. If you’re going to try and scare people do it with facts.

mhlw.go.jp/stf/newpage_10549.html
>28,464 tests carried out
>1499 infected
Japan status

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Friends, don't worry! Brazilians got your back, protests are already happening against this leftist new world order and the fake pandemic, even bigger protests are going to happen tomorrow

noticias.uol.com.br/politica/ultimas-noticias/2020/03/27/manifestantes-pro-bolsonaro-fazem-protesto-contra-doria-no-pacaembu.htm

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Those yellow roaches eat dog, cat, primate, bat, rodent, dolphin, fucking HUMAN FETUS, and literally anything else that moves. They cook it in gutter oil and rinse it in sewer water because they think it tastes better that way. Cockroaches are accustomed to filth. But no, the west is so much more disgusting for providing antibiotics for livestock. Let's just ignore the fact bats rub themselves in their own urine and feces right until the moment a chink drops it in the cooking pot. Let's ignore that the developed world REGULATES FARMING unlike the unintelligent, incapable chinks. Let's just ignore the wet markets and pretend the chinese aren't responsible for most of the only places virulent chimera strains can form.

If you mention that china is a hotbed for disease, the CCP brainwashed chinks will fall into line with more screeching. They will point fingers at Africa and the Middle East like we didn't already know they too are filthy places. you all fit into the same category. undeveloped, unhygenic, inhumane shitholes.

Of course, the chinks will attempt to reverse blame, calling the west racist for not accepting their 'culture'. They try to call us the vindictive ones. Taking out the trash is never fun. Remember it is your social responsibility to expose these beasts.

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What do you think will be the trigger for rioting and looting?

>this
those will all be rookie numbers to corona-chan soon enough user, kek

No one cares about black hair.

youtube.com/watch?v=gvjOG5gboFU

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Orange man more senile than dementia joe?????

OH NNOONONONOONONONONONONONONOONOO
BUT-BUT MY CHINESE NUMBERS...!!1!111!!

haven't left the house in 2 weeks cause I'm not an idiot

Loss of smell is a symptom.

Other common ones include: High fever, chest pain, headache, migraine, shortness of breath, muscle cramps.

Pretty sure Argiebro goes until he physically collapses at his battlestation. He went over 48 hours straight not that long ago.

nice hazmat

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what about green hair?

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SUPERPOWER by 2021

Who here is gonna die a virgin?

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>look elsewhere for your primary weapon
Take the tomahawk pill. If you need a weapon in the boogaloo, chances are it's cqb in which case you might as well be carrying a decent melee weapon. Lemme axe you something, have you ever seen what a round does to internal plasterboard walls? There'd be all sorts of collateral damage if you start blasting off like you're playing cs irl

Share this everywhere user

NOOOOOOO NOT THE CHINKERINOS THEY WOULDN'T LIE TO ME NOOOOOOOOOO

>Holy shit. I’ve never read so much misinformation in my entire life. Jesus Christ. If you’re going to try and scare people do it with facts.
do you know much about misinformation user?
perhaps shills of your caliber get a premium course on the subject I would presume eh? hahaha

Corona-chan will fuck you hard user and that counts

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way to many but not me.

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Just cannibalize a HEPA filter and cover the air holes. I live in sac too so it'll be fun watching you.

When the hospitals get full and movement and access to food/water becomes restricted/heavily regulated/limited.

As a public service, I will offer to take the anal virginities of all anime posters, not just the Russian Asuka poster's

>CHINA WILL FACE A RECKONING AFTER THIS IS OVER AND WILL BECOME A PARIAH STATE
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163767/Downing-Street-says-China-faces-reckoning-coronavirus.html

Britain to lead the anti Chinese crusade for its outright lies and economic manipulations to take advantage of the world during this crisis.

>Insiders say "the Chinese have downplayed their infections anywhere from 15-40 times what they've reported"

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>number of daily cases in FL almost doubled since yesterday
What the fuck is going on hahaha

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just pay for a prostitute real quick its like 140$

you got like 6 days until true lockdown

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If your parents did, you're just as dead

Am I the only one who thinks China might be lying about their numbers?

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my girlfriend told me to buy extra toilet paper before all this shit went down but i said that things will probably be alright and now the stories are out of toilet paper, went there early morning on money and the shelves were empty. she said when we run out of toilet paper she's gonna use my tongue to wipe

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Quality sources you've supplied there Mohamed. Keep up the good job goat fucker.

You're looking at it the wrong way. For home defense you don't worry about power, relatively, or drop off. Within 10m a 9mm is just as good as anything else. Especially coming out of a longer barrel. I certainly wouldn't want a pcc as my main system, but indoors and close quarters, there's nothing wrong with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=nrk47V0ruoA

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

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family ordered chinese food and I ate some
herd immunity hey

I like black hair

someone quote him on that when it gets worse there in favella land

Hot

RONA'D

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norway is not testing anyone except people admitted to the hospital with symptoms, medical staff and the small number of people in elderly care facilities. that is why our curve appears to be declining, it's a farce. nobofy has a fucking clue how widely the virus is spreading. people are treating the lockdown like a vacation, going for walks, going to outdoor areas where shittons of people are located, thinking that 6 feet of space magically protects you from a virus that remains airborne for 2-3 days. politicians have told people NOT to go to the hospital until you absolutely need it. you will not get tested if you go to a hospital or a doctor, do not go... unless you must het help. doctors at hospitals wonder why people aren't coming in until they are on the verge of death. i wonder how many people die at home - they would never be tested if they die at home. fuck this horseshit micky mouse bullshit

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There are more guns than people in the US and we wasted the last guys that mained tomahawks around here.

So, what does your country do against Corona-chan, Yas Forums ?

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She will need a hazmat suit for India, that place is a real shithole.

This.

no cause for be afraid or doubt
china has fixed virus in wuhan
please follow china lead

do you have more? i don't find any more of Influenza chan

kink

On March 28th. Joe waits until the country has 100,000 cases to speak up

10mm PCCs are more reliable, but the vast majority are produced in 9mm, or even .40 or .45. These guns aren't always "unreliable" but notoriously less so than a rifle.

"Plenty" is subjective, but 10mm cannot hold a candle to any intermediate rifle cartridge. The only benefit of a PCC is size, and you can get AR pistols with similar form factors. If you don't give a shit about ammo price and want the best for close range, get a 300 Blackout upper, the ammo is still cheaper than 10mm.

If user can’t find the cord to upload old laptop meme dump I’ll do it for him in the next few hours
#leafmind

>KOFF

He mocks carbines but they are not nearly as loud and with a simple flash hider they don't produce enough flash to give them away during the day.

can't you get admitted if you throw a fit? get sent to the psych ward

actual testing. do you think massive tourist counties like miami-dade, broward, and orange have only 100 cases after 3 months? id say each has at least 10-100x that

That’s 1,200,000 to 3,200,000 million INFECTED.

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>influenza-chan
post more

Yes but check flag. All that was just /no2A/ cope desu

Where do you even find prostitute ads anymore with backpage down?

Green is acceptable

So far just accept its many gifts.

>nobofy has a fucking clue how widely the virus is spreading
That is what kills me. To make good decisions you need to good data. Nothing is more valuable then information and governments appear to have just given up and are now trying to use pr to psyop the problem away.
Its stupidity of the highest order

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herd immunity

people on Yas Forums are more deluded than the average person in this case

you have people here calling for more lockdown

ive heard glimmers of doubt when i was outside shopping at the grocery store

but here its like you think youre smart for believing in this fake virus

the happening is the fact that you are voluntarily locking yourself in and priming yourself for martial law

its not a virus

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As far as I know it was still pretty hard to get a test in most places if you were under the age of 65 or the results took up to ten days to come in some places.

Biden has dementia like Obama was a Muslim born in Kenya trying to institute martial law.

It's just a meme that will be here for years now and half the retards will be looking for signs confirming their idiocy no matter what.

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>Am I the only one who thinks China might be lying about their numbers?
I don't know what to think.

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it’ll be mega.nz
not a true otaku inner circle irc oldfag, but a +10 years idort who likes vidya

Imagine being fit right now.
Higher caloric requirements, need to eat more food.
>skinny 18.3 BMI master race