Why do people go clubbing? If you want to have sex with a model...

Why do people go clubbing? If you want to have sex with a model, you can hire an escort where sex is guaranteed and you don't have to waste time talking to her (if sex is your only end goal). If sex isn't your end goal, then why would you go to a club when no self respecting woman would go there? It seems clear to me that hiring escorts is like using cheat codes, and real wives are found at community events and in social groups, and that clubbing is a complete and utter waste of time in every respect. Yet people blow their time and money on it. Can someone explain?

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This is some uncanny valley shit right here

Source?

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mutt law

>Why do people go clubbing?

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Dancing is wrestling with God

How would you hire an escort in the US?

[for research purposes]

*hwhite

for those of us that arent autistic spergs, clubbing is pretty much guaranteed sex. hookers are typically trash--clubbing is just for high end (and with more choice)

Go out with friends, get drunk and hit on girls
What more of an explanation do you need.

Gfys

NICE TRY CHANG I AINT GETTIN YELLOW FEVER

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FOAD

because there's no greater feeling than seducing a woman or besting a man in fair combat

irl chad ama

It's about power, and for power the process is more important the result. Games are only fun with restrictions.

I need more

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Chang's Law

SOURCE

In your dreams, chang.

That's a man, so yeah. But Asian women love white men.

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Clubbing is shit, but I used to take these Latinas to a club that was full of niggers. They'd buy my goblina harem drinks, and at the end of the night I'd gather my flock and take them back to their low income housing for a night of drunken sex paid with negroid welfare checks. I think there might be Jew in my family tree somewhere.

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He's beautiful

I have to say whoever was jannie in the last couple hours did a pretty good job purging all the coomer threads.
Thanks, jannie. Hope you're still around to purge this one.

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Based psyopposter

>Why do people go clubbing?
to have a good time, you drink with your bros, you meet new girls, forget about inhibitions, a rich girl can kiss a poorfag, your bro can be rejected by an ugly girl, you can get into fights, make jokes, laugh etc hilarious shit

>If you want to have sex with a model, you can hire an escort
you must be low test or ugly af

escort sites got banned

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fake boobs

The same reason people would visit and spend money in a disgusting fecal hole like Miami. It's sold to them by society as something cool, and they do it to social signal and take Instagram pictures.

they still exist
you just don’t know them

Is clubbing really guaranteed sex? Seem sloppy and inefficient. Getting drunk at the club, getting sweaty and wasting energy dancing with a whore, taking her home whole drunk and hoping she doesn't blow chunks, proceed to have sex???

Seems kind of pointless

>denying fun

This all sounds like fun. the point is fun

asian women don't like white men. It's an incel Yas Forums fantasy.

those latinas live in colombia, youre a shitty larper

No. Some women just like dancing. It's terrible. Just let them dance around until they're drunk and horny then take them home for questionable sex.

Mostly that prostitution in the States is illegal virtually everywhere, and back channel at best.

So, for the roastie market crash or clubs to clear up, you'd need to

>Allow prostitution
>Allow prostitution to become well understood
>Allow the infrastructure to allow whores to acquired (e.g., love hotels, brothels, over night easy book hotels, etc.)

Personally, I have no idea why there isn't a push in the states to legalize prostituion; the first well made uber for whores would become a multi-billion institution in a year.

Ok, roastie

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clubbing is degenerate. it's a tool for sex.

if someone go clubbing, he doesn't think women in a club have no self respecting. Because if he does think so, he has no self respecting at the same time.

And he doesn't even realize clubbing is degenerate. He believes having sex with more women is a pride.

Did you impregnate any of them?

I do it because I enjoy the music, and dancing, and being around noise and people.

All sexual desire is evil and only causes destruction. People should only have sex for reproduction.

No, they live in section 8 housing. They are both fat and single moms. The woman I posted is a pedophile.

ok kike

maybe some people enjoy the chase?

Doesn't sound fun to me.

I feel like I'm missing out because I can't dance but I can't dance to the niggery music I'm sure they play at clubs

I've been to clubs. It's too loud to even talk and everyone is inebriated on a cocktail of chemicals.

We need to bring something based back for white people like ballroom dancing, elegant clothing, non-sexualized dancing, polite conversation.

not everyone has autism. getting drunk and dancing with random people is fun. that's the point. And then you fuck

seems meh. I guess the only benefit would be you get to see and pick them out maybe. Why not just go on dating apps, skip all the bullshit in the middle, invite a girl over to your place and have questionable sex?

This

>fun for me
>but not for thee
we all know you’re signaling
die christcuck

god you are so autistic

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>All sexual desire is evil and only causes destruction. People should only have sex for reproduction.
Retard take. Sexual desire exists to make you make children. When your sexual desire causes you to make children responsibly it’s a good thing.

We'll, my wife. Long story, but it was me, my wife, and two Latina single moms I met through a friend. The sex wad more work than fun, but it was worth the story. I spent $12 on tacos that night. I didn't buy a single drink.

This sounds gay as shit too. No, life shouldn't go back to being great gatbsy esque

What's a good in between this faggotry and the faggotry going on in clubs and stuff?

The chase is validating. People want to be wanted, and by playing the game and achieving this sensation.

Because clubbing teaches you how to talk girls into sex and even tradwife types will pick up bad vibes from an autist hitting on them at the church function by bragging about how much money he has and how that makes him marriage material

Might be cool every so often, I just don't see why it's the thing to do every weekend.

>you don't have to waste time talking to her
Experienced clubber here. I never talk to women at clubs. Talk is cheap and it's a waste of time if your looking to hook up. I normally have sex each time I go out and I never have to spend a cent on the woman. I just order a drink and scan the dance floor for a woman that I'm going to fuck that night. There's a few that will give me that subtle look that most of you here are too autistic to pick up on. I simply flash my sly smile back at the lady I want and casually walk up to her. Next I lean into her ear and say "let's dance babe". She flashes a smile and we get down and dirty. After about 30 minutes of dancing I say let's get out of here and we're off to my place that I like to call pound town.

>clubbing is degenerate. it's a tool for sex.
OOOOoooOOooo sex OOOoooOOOO
SO HORRIFYING

>He believes having sex with more women is a pride.
the definition of alpha,

Dating apps are much better. I was basically a private taxi driver and goblina Wrangler that got paid in sex.

It's good for making me poop in the morning. Although these days its more like diahreah right bros!

Some places have a fun clubbing culture that isn't all bad.

I live in Montréal and there are a decent amount of clubs that are chill and pretty cheap.


It's the type of thing you do every 3 months or so when you wanna chimp out and puke everywhere.

Club kids are generally burnouts. i dont think the vast majority are going every weekend

then you woke up

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Because not all of us are virgins who spend 18 hours a day playing video games

Clubbing has changed in the Tinder era. Used to be, women went to clubs to maybe find a good looking guy to screw. Now they can just go on Tinder and get 100 Chads to screw them if they want.

Women DO NOT go to clubs to find a man. They go to drink, dance with their friends, have a good time, and get validation from men.

I have seen like 1 cold approach recently at a club. 1.

Never been to a clin of any kind. Well. I worked at a golf club for a while.
Clubs are gay

it's somewhere to hang out until your drugs wear off
if you prefer drinking, try a bar
oh wait, you were born after the collapse, you don't know what any of these words mean

This

I would never fuck a woman met at a club. You're asking for diseases. I swear I saw a woman with AIDS on the dance floor. She looked like the crypt keeper with makeup and a dress.

Isn't that what the in crowd does? Like all women? Go clubbing every weekend if they can help it?

Never been to one

First chink flag I've seen in a while. How's it going over there dude

use a condom

I'm from long island. Most people went to clubs every so often. Few went every weekend. Im not saying nobody did. But those were people everyone saw as being fags.

I've never seen a club sex larper on hear, but bravo

Imagine not knowing how to acquire an escort and the internet exists

You walk around the club and say "lookin good ladies" to the women sitting around drinking too?

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My one of my best friends went clubbing, learnt to speak to women, to dance and mingle, build self esteem, got girls and girlfriends
and married the woman he befriended during a club and hike festival in the mountains
you have a way to "functional" view on human relationships, not everything must have a reason or instant payoff

>all these hedonistic 105 iq midwits basking in degeneracy
generation x is alive and well I see

how old are u user? also how tall?

Do people wear shoes in your country?

What the fuck are you even talking about? There's fun in the hunt and a sense of accomplishment if you pull it off

Wow!! That's like 20 people!!

It's an escape from the gutter of reality that is the 9-5 life into the degenerate game of social networking with the end boss being getting laid so you can feel fulfilled about your place in society on a more biologically sound level than how much dick you suck at the office.

Gradually go back to normal.
but infected with no symptoms are potential danger for the whole country.

That's great and all but what if you don't wanna do that? That's the thing about women and the people who defend them, it always has to revolve around what a woman wants. Who gives a shit

based

even most goog looking guys aren't getting laid every time they go to the club. for average guys i'd say they only get laid one in every 10 times at most.

making out with a slut in the club is easy, getting laid is a thousand times harder because they don't wanna ditch their friends.

Based, good luck bro

Pasta so old, you're actually fooling newfags.

>If you want to have sex with a model, you can hire an escort where sex is guaranteed and you don't have to waste time talking to her (if sex is your only end goal).
Not in America, the land of the free.

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real alpha won't be manipulated by will of a race which manipulate people to spread their genes for the subsisting of the race.

> hire an escort where sex is garunteed

You have obviously never tried to hire an actual escort. First, you pay them $200 to $300 just to show up. Usually they negotiate what kind of night you are gonna have, and typically they are going to want you just to do the girlfriend expierience first so they can figure out exactly how much money you have, and if its actually enough to have sex with you. Next, you get to the act, which, if you aren't just hiring some streetwalker, is gonna cost you $1,000 to $1,500.

Finally, they expect a tip, and usually a gift. Perfume, or shoes, or something. Not cheap shit either.

If you are going to hire an escort who looks like a model, expect to pay anywhere from $1500 to $2500 total, and no. Girls that hot know what they got, and they know its in high demand. If they show up and decide they don't like you then you still aint getting any unless you agree to a vastly increased rate. If you don't got enough, they leave with your $200 ordering fee and there ain't shit you can do cuz prostitution is illegal so what are you gonna do? Call the cops?

> t. guy who lived 2 hours outside of vegas and used to go hire one just like you are talking about once a year.

too old to do it now, but we used to go out just to take drugs and jump around all night
English raving early nineties, best years of my life

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