H-haha, it's probably nothing.
H-haha, it's probably nothing
Adam Sullivan
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Kevin Hernandez
Fake news
Anthony Martin
At least make your fake headlines somewhat believable.
Charles Bailey
Umm guys, there's a lot of search results here for this, oh no no no
Oliver Jones
Bump
Lincoln Hughes
28 days later
Julian Butler
This is why you see all those stories of people coughing on food or trying to contaminate public areas. The virus hijacks some of your brain activity towards behaviors that will spread it since viruses that happen to have that effect will be naturally selected for over viruses that don't.
James Clark
>India
Let me know when it happens in a country with toilets and I’ll pay attention.
Colton Gray
we're gonna die
Brody Reyes
Isn’t this kind of a normal day at the office for street shitters?
Adam Foster
Flakka?
Cooper Turner
Jaxson Adams
You know what’s funny(scary), we know that it can invade the nervous system but so far we’ve only really seen stuff like lots of a sense of smell as a symptom.
Matthew Allen
youtu.be
Lucas Sullivan
John Murphy
Probably encephalitic schizophrenia
Christopher Ortiz
You only had to open bobs
Wyatt Price
I know some people here at least secretly hope this was real
Caleb Howard
>spreads rapidly, one of the properties a virus
>damages nerves, one of the properties of nerve gas
Fuck.
Charles Powell
Dylan Flores
Oh noooo zombies
Alexander Watson
>calling it "covid-19"
Is this lefty news?
Lincoln Rivera
>literally bitch lasagna
Jace Thompson
It is real fucktard
SEE
Jonathan Rivera
Oh, please be the zombie apocalypse that I've wanted long before it became fashionable.
Adam Rogers
>pajeet
Angel Ward
it's why they shut Italy down. the virus turns into Rage Zombie after the secondary infection sets in.
the CDC guy who went missing in 2018 and was found dead in a creek later knew about it and tried to tell the public before they fired and disappeared him.
right around the same time he went missing, Ft. Myers in VA went on lock down and 4 or 5 troops were shot and killed [they may have already been dead once] and it all got memory holed real quick. Ft Myers is right outside Washington DC.
Dominic Powell
Thank you for this factual post with corresponding proof.
Bentley Allen
Zaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiieeeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joshua Cook
>by biting her in the Indian state of Tamil Nadu
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Ryder Ross
>one Indian turned out to be crazy
Oh noo that sucks
Joseph Wilson
great
Asher Evans
more info?
Logan Bailey
Indian zombie? - a Poobie?
Evan Rodriguez
bump. can’t wait to administer head shots to zombie niggers for a living. bring it on
Angel Smith
just pajeet mating ritual nothing to see here
Carson Campbell
Classic poos
Justin Edwards
It might just cause rabies in some with it.
Fear of water is a telltale sign of that IIRC.
William Nguyen
always a suicide.
>The Center for Disease Control employee who went missing and was later found dead in a Georgia river committed suicide, the medical examiner's office said Tuesday.
>Timothy Cunningham, a promising official who aided the CDC in responses to Ebola and Zika outbreaks, seemingly vanished in February.
>He left work early, went to his Atlanta home then mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind all of his belongings, including his wallet and cell phone.
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Daniel Watson
gud gud... let the zombies flow through you...
Alexander Cook
The virus has mutated in that petri dish of a country
Xavier Baker
>It's why they shut Italy down. the virus turns into Rage Zombie after the secondary infection sets in.
W-What?
Joseph Mitchell
They do bath salts in India too?
Landon Miller
proof?
Cameron Gray
/thread
Adam Murphy
Yeah two bullets to the back of the head is a common suicide tactic
Eli Turner
Gg
Ryder Kelly
Is time to pray for corona-chan fusion with Ebola-chan to take out the zombie virus. Damn commies.
Alexander Smith
This. However it'd kind of suck, it'd be like left 4 dead zombies. Airborne zombie virus and if you're immune you're still a carrier.
Benjamin White
>India
I’m surprised a zombie apocalypse didn’t hit them sooner
Elijah Edwards
Covid-19 is the disease, so it's correct.
Josiah Lewis
H..happens every flu season.
Liam Nelson
Open bobs, show vegane
Jackson Rivera
medical examiners can never be trusted either.
they always find out later they have dead bodies stored in their house and shit.
Christopher Sanchez
>give it two more weeks!
Just stop already please. We know you dream of the end of the world but nothing stops. it just goes on and on and on and on. You want real hell? There are no escapes.
Lincoln Jones
Chinese wolling for zombie mutation
Justin Scott
It's not the Noodle Nigger WuTang Kung Flu aka the Brack Prague?
Bat Soup Blues?
Shanghai Shivers?
Dylan Ramirez
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Lincoln Garcia
rolling for zombie apocalypse
Jace Campbell
>tfw someone tells you not to shit in the street
Owen Ortiz
Guise I think I haz the coof.
And I’m getting an increasingly uncontrollable desire to run out my door and nibble on women.
James Stewart
Show brains and vagene
Liam Thomas
Holy shit the YouTube guy that was mad at Trump for not bowing before the alter of "science" as he perceives it was FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!
Jason Bailey
Ts a Chinese virus. I’m wolling
Landon Rodriguez
One of the other properties of nerve gas is losing the ability to breath.... oh FUCK....
William Davis
This is just typical pajeet behavior
Camden Carter
Zambie Poos AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benjamin Hall
Equally a zompoo
David Roberts
Erm wasn't there another one in China a while back?
Nolan Cox
Lions Mane is the answer. It will repair nerve damage and prevent corona-chan from taking hold. You heard it here first