AUS/POL - WHATS FOR LUNCH LADS?

Gday lads

>Will they ever learn? Chinese markets are still selling bats and slaughtering rabbits on blood-soaked floors as Beijing celebrates 'victory' over the coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163761/Chinese-markets-selling-bats.html

>Coronavirus update: Death toll rises to 16 but PM says daily growth rate of coronavirus has dropped
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-29/coronavirus-update-australia-covid19-border-restrictions/12100152

>Two camps have emerged in the battle to stop coronavirus crisis — and the fault line is deepening
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-29/coronavirus-dual-crisis-health-economy/12098358

>Hairdressers beg the PM: ‘Shut us down’
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/hairdressers-petition-to-scott-morrison-were-not-lab-rats/news-story/fe874cf24ca3cda98a7d98938e9e74b9

>Coronavirus circulating in the US in January, Australian travel ban too late
baka.com.au/politics/federal/coronavirus-circulating-in-the-us-in-january-australian-travel-ban-too-late-20200327-p54el1.html

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fuck chinks

Bacon & eggs

Cood

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I actually love chinks

ASIO gtfo, i love chinese and welcome our new chinese overlords.

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who here absolutely and utterly JUSTed?

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Chinks are my friends

Mutual obligations are only suspended until april 27, it's over.

fish fingers and sweet potato

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>Will they ever learn?
We continue to eat meat after all the crazy shit like mad cow disease.

Me too, i like diversity

I love them so much I only fuck chinks at the brothels. I put it in their arse but I never pay extra

by which time the country will be in complete lockdown, there will be millions of unemployed and no new jobs, and it will be extended

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It’s over gents

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From a numbers perspective, you can only speak about statistics when you have a fairly large sample size and consistent data.

This means we can't compare growth of COVID in Australia as a country, to that in other countries. Instead we have to compare growth in cities like Sydney and Melbourne to other densly populated areas. All of Italy, France, and Spain are quite densly populated, so it's fair to speak of their country's numbers. Each of Australia's major metropolitan areas will have their own outbreaks

SA numbers are weird. Grown by 30 each day for the past 5 days

What in the actual fuck user? Sweet potato with fish fingers? I know the shelves at woolies have been stripped bare by chinks and boomers but goddamn you can't be that hard up.

I has 2 min noodles, beef and chicken together because I'm a fat cunt and that combo is better than either on their own.

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>sneezing and runny nose cause hayfever and stupid pollen allergies
Everyone’s gonna think i’m pozzed with corona

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Just do it in public and people will give you space

fuckin cant get my crn i want some cenno

When is first $750

Let's never forget why this all started.

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Need to shop the globe into that one

Stir fry. Figured it was appropriate

>australia will become asian/hapa majority in your lifetime

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took me 9hrs and 15 minutes of phone hold to retrieve my CRN and then link it with mygov

i had to spend weeks getting on benefits while homeless, you faggots are experiencing the shit i experienced while out on the street

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What am I meant to even buy with my neetbux when everything is closed?

As someone with an Asian long term GF, I hope I don't have an incel hapa son and instead a daughter.

not the drag queenarinoosss!!!!

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>As someone with an Asian long term GF
yikes

Everything's gone through now, only took one week. Last time I got guvbux was YA ages ago, that took months to go through in normal circumstances.

Lamb chops

Enjoy your girls that sleep with 3 people a week with terrible Trump tans, I guess.

YA for studying has always taken far longer than any of the other payments for whatever reason.

Maybe a one time payment for $750 worth of groceries so you don’t have to go in and get the corona.

I get completely raped by hayfever a couple of times each week, I get mad dogged in public like you wouldn't believe!

me too, i need to go get some claratyne or zyrtec but if i go out in public i’m gonna get sent to the gulag

like we didn't all see that coming months ago when chinks allowed their vermin to travel and spread it

of course the FIRB will cuck and allow it instead of blocking all chink activity as a security risk

The last thing I want to do is stock up on 3 months worth of disgusting non-perishable foods I'll never eat.

When are these $750 payments supposed to coming into effect?

I get the 70 pack of zyrtec from the chemist for $30 holds me over for a few months.

can cook well and have plenty of food. just didnt want to, so I went for the convenience.

fuckin boomer faggots

im sorry to hear that but you were homless because of both sides ravenously wanting mass immigration

its much easier to be chad when you're among a few shitskins

Yesterday I was full on happening mode, but now I've come to realise this is a nothingbunningssnag.
Thousands of Australians have lost their jobs, the Liberals will bail out all big business and their mates, and when it's officially a recession, they can say "yeah but it was coz of the virus hey, we woulda done better if it wasn't for labors mess"

Did this filthy jewess deliberately let all those old cunts off the Ruby Princess ?

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buy something on the internet you spaz

i know, i feel like hitler watching a bunch of child prostitutes in 1925 whenever i drive past centrelink

Corona was introduced so (((they))) could crash the markets (that were going to inevitably crash) and have a scapegoat.

She looks like a ventriloquist dummy

i keep hearing something about wagies who have laid off are going to get 75% of their normal pay from the government soon (i think it was discussed yesterday). this STILL doesnt benefit essential wageslaves, who to this day will get nothing. my annual leave runs out in a weeks time and i refuse to go back to work

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Can't you get $20k from your super if your hours have been cut?

That's a bad idea, this isn't what super should be used for.

We were due for a correction, so what better way to wash your hands of the responsibility

When is first 750 scomo bucks?

It's not people who are laid off as far as I can tell, just paying the wages for people who are currently employed and will probably exclude casuals.
>examining ways to get employers to transfer the money to their staff

im not eligible for it but im trying not to touch my super

31st March for a week
13 July for a week

Better to grab it now, it isn't going to be there much longer.

Tanks are rolling, 15 minutes ETA.

they have to contact your place of study and confirm

i shouldve said stood down for now or stuck on unpaid leave

Abolish Franking Credits and Negative Gearing.

thats anti semetic

Don’t pick on Mummy. She hot.

Good.

Don't let hysteria get to you man.

when will the brothels reopen lads

Lads is it time to go out rural and subsistence farm like our great-grandparents did?

Man libs are so pissed they won this election, you could tell they knew it was going to be a shit time before all this started anyway. Every government spends years poisoning the well for the next party.

Jsut go on E&B and meet some sloot in her apartment

It’s all over boys. This is the end. There’s no coming back from this virus. We are all fucked. See you all in Valhalla

You trust them don't you normie.

mass posters deserve the rope

>See you all in Valhalla
Praise Him

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You only get to Valhalla if you die fighting.
Time to destroy those who are taking our home.

whens vic

God I hope so.

a v8 commo

why do i feel like i'm coming down with covid
>sense of taste moderately reduced since yesterday
>tip of nose hurts to touch
>diarrhoea, watery stools, felt like shitting out stomach acid
>more mucous in nose and throat
or am i just dying

true. cant trust privates, but desperate times

You are done for mate. Do the honourable thing and go walkabout and die in peace at one with nature, so as not to infect anyone else with your chink bat flu

I paid barely any attention during the election and figured the libs would win. Labor ran a shit campaign that failed to connect, while the libs kept it simple, and appealed to the dumbest of Australians. They might not have wanted to win, but that just further shows how shit Labor was at messaging.

it's funny how people expect society to self isolate and give a single fuck about people they don't know after creating a dog eat dog boomer society for the last 25-30 years

Brenton Tarrant predicted this

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That’s just leprosy, it’s nothing.