MY RENT, FUCK

>Tell my landlord i can't pay april rent, because i got fired from my job

My landlord sent me this. What should i do, fuck.

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Answer his questions in full detail.
He tells you how to do it.

You wrote that just now in word, sage this commie shit

Literally this

Why are paid russian hacks flooding Yas Forums with all these landlord threads? They're always lying, always hiding behind memeflags or vpns. No wonder everybody doesn't trust Russians.

This meme is so fucking boring.

In minecraft do you know his adress? If that is the case pay him a visit and get rid of the problem.

Literally this

You don’t have to tell him shit.

They arent russians plebbit fag, they are the chapo house commies, they do this every 2 months. They think it is a good soft intro to communism. Mao killed like a million landlords.

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>I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
>AM I BEING DETAINED?

it sounds like you lied

I have a right to a house, and you don't have a right to make me homeless. You don't deserve that extra apartment just for being born rich. You were lucky, I wasn't lucky, and who the fuck do you think you are to be so self righteous and take my apartment away from me just because you get to be rich, and then, now that you are rich, instead of supporting your community you are going to pull even more money from victims of society like me. Don't you understand that you are rich because you are taking more than your fair share? Seriously, you have three places to live when you only need one. I am only having trouble finding a place because you came in and took three houses and left me with none.
Not just you, of course, you are representative of a whole class of parasites victimizing the rest of society, but you should certainly feel ashamed yourself for impoverishing the rest of your countrymen thanks to your laziness and greed.

dEar

Answer nothing without hiring your own hook nose lawyer.

Sell something, Everyman has a butthole.

based and redpilled
>88

This, I'm sure most of these commie landlord hate threads are false flags

>why you weren't going to pay and why
You are quite the dumb one aren't you OP?

>I have a right to a house
No, you don't. You don't even have the right to shelter beyond what nature can provide you.

>not understanding incentives

Commies. When will they learn?

Sounds reasonable enough to me. Quit acting like a nigger.

Tell him to come collect it

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Literally fucking this
for fuck sake, dude is giving you a hand, and you went to Yas Forums and created a thread...
>what is a hand?
>should I take the hand?
>are hands white?

You have no legal obligation to suck the shit out of your landlord's ass. Odds are the civil courts in any given state are closed down, so there is no way he can procure an eviction order, and if he tries to fuck with his renters, the criminal courts are still open.

>The letter has to be quite extensive as if you were explaining to a bank why you weren't going to pay your mortgage and why.

My my landlords, you have quite the high opinion of yourselves don't you?

Full disclosure OP he's using your letter to justify to the bank why HE can't make HIS mortgage payment to them.

He's a parasite OP. He bought that property on bank credit and was using you to both pay for it and make money off of your work. Send him a single page with your employers phone number on it and that's it.

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Any information you send him may be used against you for eviction or other proceedings.
I'd check with a lawyer before sending him shit.

>I have a right to a house
wrong
>You don't deserve
subjective, highly irrelevant
>victims of society
in what fashion
>you should certainly feel ashamed of yourself
doubtful

That's a shitty proposition, user.

>as if you were explaining to a bank why you weren't going to pay your mortgage and why
>Please
He probably needs the letter so he can go to the bank and explain why he can't make the mortgage payment, user. Just write the letter.

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Do what your master says
Enroll to communist party
Eat rich people

>I have a right to a house
no, you don't have a right to someone else's house

you should do nothing. don't even talk to him. he can't evict you right now.

You don't have a right to keep whatever you have. Someone with bigger guns and more men armed with them could remove you and you'd have nothing.
Because that's the law of the jungle, the law you're advocating.

Actually, he's hooking you up. He's planning on using your letter to get an extension on his mortgage for the rental.

Yes you do. Here it’s within 7 days. Also, landlord needs to roll these all up to his lender, so he can get his mortgage furloughed. It’s extendable/editable on each side, so you have to do the best you can, then update it later.

This. He's not even being an asshole it's just so he can get compensation from the government.

Tell him: Niggers tongue my anus

this

>I’m an article 4 free inhabitant
>I’m traveling not driving

don't send anything

I agree but all he needs to do is say what job he lost and the landlord can make the letter up himself.

>I have a right to a house
Can you point the “right to housing” in the constitution?

This. He’s tell you what to write. Everyone has to document to cya

Dear land lord

Assuming you aren't dead by now from COVID-19 I am writing to tell you that I don't give a flying fuck about your gay little email you recently sent me. Landlords like you are parasites. NO ONE YES NO ONE Is EVER GOING TO PAY YOU RENT. Go ahead evict me for not paying rent. I'm sure the board oh wait they are closed, I'm sure the state oh no no no, well maybe the police nahhhhhh. I'm not going to pay your sorry ass rent, nothing is going to happen, you aren't a bank so stop pretending to be one, fuck niggers, fuck spics, fuck jannies and FUCK YOU

Also fix the trail of ants going into Apt 9 NIGGER

>Anything I don't like is a conspiracy

No nigger what happened is the house of cards started to fall and the mask started to slip off the face of the psychotic greed that has poisoned this nation for so long.

You better hope that when this is all over the worst that happens is a few months missed rent. Because if things go really bad rent is going to be the least of these scumbags worries. So don't worry about money so much, worry about everyone who has been fucked over by the system kicking down your door and shooting you to death.

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>>Tell my landlord i can't pay april rent
Skipping rent will get you evicted parasite, either pay up or gtfo of my property.

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>Asking a man to sell his rectum for rent money
Sense when have we stoop ourselves to level of women?

It sounds like he wants to give the tenants who need it a break, but he also doesn't want to get scammed by the tenants who don't need a break.

Underrated comment. Kek!

Evictions are illegal right now you actual parasite.

just answer his questions hes probably going to send it to a bank to show why he cant pay his bills.

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terrible pasta

kys nigger

So don't pay the fucking thing you faggot. It'll be months before they can kick you out.

Fucking lefty pol are fucking idiots.

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he's a fucking memeflag you should have explained it to him in memes

>Let me live on your land FOR FREE
Ok parasite

>I have the right to a house.

You have the right to materials that other people created, moved, shaped, and then pieced together? Interesting. Explain how.

kek

Dear tennent,

Why I sympathize with your feelings in general, I also understand that you're an entitled little bitch from an entitled generation and I therefore will not be extending your contract.

Be out by the end of the week or I will personally come and put you out. And there's nothing your little 120lbs ass can do to stop me.

Yours Truly,
GET THE FUCK OUT

>take out a loan from bank to own property
>get into a business where you provide no value to society but taking a risk to make more
>economy collapses and everyone is affected, losing business and jobs
>somehow your risk based gig should be invulnerable
I... Don't know how to spell this out... user, I...

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gee it's almost like it was a consentual fucking agreement. i don't recall the OP mentioning anyone holding a gun to his head to make him sign the goddamn lease.
>Hey I have this property I'm not using. Maybe I should rent it out to someone to pay it off and make some money
>Oh, you want to live here? Okay. It's $x/month.
>OMG LANDLORD ARE LITERAL FASCISTS I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND MYSELF IN THIS SITUATION WHAT DO I DO HOW FUCKING DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME HELP ME PLEASE WE HAVE TO KILL THE LANDLORDS
gas yourself, faggot

It's a memeflag this is spam lol

>HIS MORTGAGE
Yeah that sounds like a him problem. Maybe OP should do his fucking taxes for him and suck his dick for free while he's at it you fucking pathetic cucks.

boot licker

Imagine all the childs that getting homeless because of corona, makes me really sad... we all should really take care of each other and invest in the next Generation... this is really whats matter now, our childs our blood and flesh. We are all Humans and money made us blind

>not understanding that this is how it already is...

clearly you dont know but in many states eviction takes a lot of time and money. if a landlord tries to falsely evict you they can be sued. hell you could probably shoot them in some states like florida and texas

And then I send a check for $1 that I had wiped on every chinese resturant surface I could find

but you are the parasite. you want others to provide your housing for free.

burn the letter, it could have wuhflu on it

its not really a problem, if your tenants tell you to get fucked banks understand. you have 1st grade understanding of how this works

>month goes by
>everything slowly back to normal
>you just lost a reference
>eviction process begins
oof

he tries that and two bullets to the chest. stand your ground/castle law.

Dear landlord,

I am an internet janitor who works every single day tirelessly to maintain the internet boards free from content that I, and therefore the rest of humanity, disagree with. Every day I wake up just in order to heroically sort through post after post, chortling with ecstasy as I exercise my godlike powers to delete that which I deem even a single step beyond what I, and therefore the rest of the viewers of the site, should consider to be acceptable content. No, I do not get paid for this work, however just like the Chinese child slaves who made your Nikes you should understand that despite no compensation the work I do makes a substantial and important impact on your life as a consumer. The Covid crisis has led to a severe strain in my capacity to collect welfare to finance my job, and as a result I believe that I should be entitled to not pay rent, as during these trying times my janitorial efforts will require a superhuman level of attention.

Sincerely,
Janny

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Confirmed for never having had to deal with a landlord before. Stop forming opinions about the world of grownups from the safety of your parents house.

This guy gets it.

why don't the workers have savings?

$120000 worthless inflated trumpbux says he got fired for being a faggot and it has nothing to do with batflu, thus the worrying

Cry me a river faggot. If you give them the phone number of your employer you've given him more than enough info.

What this faggot wants is for his tenants to bail him out for the bank.

Maybe YOU should stop expecting people to do more than what was stipulated in the contract.

He can write his own sob story letter to the bank. Or are landlords so fucking pathetic and inept that they even need their tenants to do that for them too?

Capital! Capital!

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don't respond to that dick, he want shit he can use against you in court - DONT GIVE HIM ANYTHING

and you don't have the right to life either according to nature. I can take your life if I please. now fuck off with your retarded logic.;

>Yeah that sounds like a him problem

>landlord can’t pay mortgage
>bank repossess property
>you’re out of a home
Okay lol

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Well, i think its fair. He isnt even kicking you out you fucking parasite. You live in HIS house. Of course you have to justify why you arent paying wtf

>OH MY GOD HE WANTS ME TO EXPLAIN THE SITUATION!
>HOW FUCKING DARE THIS PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIT

Pour concrete down the toilets and showers then just leave

Just fuck your landlord. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps

Fucking retards. Pay your rent or move out.

Kys Bernstein

Do not listen to the cucks here. Your landlord is trying to screw you over. You need to get organized with your fellow tenants. Get together and boycott him together. A landlord deserves no mercy, none at all. Remember that landlords are not human, but actually subhuman
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Fucking answer the question. There's emergency subsidies for renters in place right now but they'll need documentation to give him the funds (and yes, it goes directly to him because that's the rent money he's owed). Thank your landlord for working with you instead of tossing your ass out. I have to do this for my tenant next week.

Who has a Mortgage and a Landlord?

Fake and Gay

Where do you live?

410,757,864,530 dead landlords....

I think not paying your rent / bills would be enough for him "to use"?

He seems to be trying to work with you as opposed to the old "Pay what you owe" stonewall, so do what he says.

seems reasonable to me. more reasonable than most landlubbers. having trouble writing the truth of your situation?? oh and also

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>Admits to being a landlord
Literally tie a noose and neck yourself. Here is how

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Well, make him make you leave. Time for tenants to get ugly back, for the first time in history...

Haha, the Jews are going to fuck up you tenants...

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Don’t reply

>admits to being a nigger
I'd say kill yourself but you deserve worse really

Yes! Please- in the time of crisis, threaten these peasants with eviction!
If they can't slave away to return my- I mean OUR investment, that's on them! They should've seen a global crisis coming!
I- I mean we should be invulnerable to this stupid crisis!

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>tenants band together to say FUCK YOU MAN WE AINT PAYING SHIT NIGGA
>landlord can’t pay mortgage or get a deferral from the bank cause he has no documentation that everyone is up shit creek
>they repossess the properties and shut them down
>everyone out of a home
My penis is so fucking hard waiting for this shit to start happening en masse.

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

lidrly this

This. Or just neck yourself.

you guys definitely deserve what's coming

Do it. It's his right to know why you aren't paying the rent that he should get.

>being rude and using the n-word
you'll be homeless and employed for life. such is the life of the lefty edgelord

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I mean seriously OP, what the fuck is wrong with you? He is literally documenting it so that it doesn't fuck you or him over.

Sure pretty soon everyone will be out of the street, including you and those landlords

>1 post by this ID
Furthermore, kys

Dear Tenant

The bank is repurposing this building to a makeshift hospital for Kung-flu patient.

Sincerly
Your landlord

Reading the judge that email once everything went back to normal would be fucking hilarious.

rent is optional for at least the next 6 months. if you are paying it at this point you are a cuck

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>Jannies are essential workers, the post
Your Trumpbux are in the mail, less child support HA

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>Life
>Liberty
>Other people's property

Feels good being a home owner with a paid off house. Paid it off 6 years ago in my 20s. It's worth almost half a million now. I get to be NEET and comfy all day every day. At least you have your pop figures though.

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You should buy a tent.

Cope boomer