/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2676

nice

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nigger what

I'm a medical Courier in FEMA Region 5, ask me anything. I have been transporting COVID-19 Samples all over.

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can you niggers stop shilling this nothingburger of a flu? nothing will happen and everything will go back to normal in 2 weeks. screencap this

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this

>worked in 2018
>made over $2500
>job paid $23k a year
>am a dependent
I’m not eligible for the trumpbucks am I?

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>every thread
When does your family catch this shit already?

[UPDATED]

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weow lads

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Ah 33, the number of Corona-Chan. Would be cooler if you got 33, it was so close

Eat your bat soup Chang

Any preppers have a good radio guide?

WHEN I SAY NUKE YOU SAY CHINA

NUKE

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>brazilian bats

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i remember when /cvg/ got too excited when China reported over 100+ deaths and over 1k cases.

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What's Alex Jones said about Corona virus?

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CHINA

>a nut in you mother's vagina

fuck off jewbook fag

Hardship will show who is actually your friend and who isnt.

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Is this the population reduction (((they))) always talk about? It doesn't seem deadly enough

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are you covid-positive??

No

Corona-chan can remain stable for quite some time at -20C. Do you know with just a single sample you too could become a bio-terrorist with ease.
Well hypothetically
Just release it once the situation is under control and start the whole process over again.
Again hypothetically speaking a subway would be a prime target. US did research many years ago in this very area.
Not really a question but yeah whatever

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nigger what

Check out Mike Adams at Pandemic.News

He hasn't been able to make a conspiracy out of it yet. Give him time though

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 123,351 (2,211) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,439 (3,300) Spain 73,235 (5,982) Germany 57,695 (433) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,271 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,655 (60) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,015 (23) Brazil 3,904 (114) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,631 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (37) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (24) Iceland 963 (2) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Argentina 745 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,225 (+515) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +45 (+5) Spain +7,516 (+844) Germany +6,824 (+82) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +574 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Canada +898 (+5) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +244 (+4) Brazil +487 (+22) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +352 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+11) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) India +100 (+4) Argentina +156 (+6) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6)…

>FULL LISTS
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Reminder that India has invented the cure for this "nothingburger".

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I've seen some scat porn in my day and something I've noticed is that a shitton of women wipe their ass from back to front. Chinese are especially prone to back-to-front because of their squat toilets. Really makes one reconsider eating pussy.

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QRD ON CORONA

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> pastebin.com/uihnYFxT

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It's what all the anciants said. It's what they warned off

Empty hospitals.

Fake virus.

Prove me wrong.

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Blessed be the socially distant, for they shall inherit the earth.

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China

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>youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

what is this fucking propaganda?

ASIAN LAND SAFE PLEASE COME HERE WHITE BOY

Any anons have the agenda free lookner gif with the numbers multiplying while he rants?

>Prove me wrong
It's real but being overblown. See

>already 88 days into 2020
>half the world on lockdown
>half a million infected
whew

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nice place there leaf

just a flu, bro. Don't worry.

sowetanlive.co.za/news/south-africa/2020-03-28-police-threaten-hillbrows-homeless-with-sjamboks-to-enforce-national-lockdown/

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Israel

I love you corona chan

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Reminder: Germany has the most realistic numbers due to extensive testing.
You can use that to extrapolate other countries real numbers. About 1-2% will die of the infection when treated. Therefore Spain currently has 300.000-600.000 infected.

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>went to hospitals to make sure it was empty
>didn't take pictures to prove everyone else wrong
Sure, mate. Sure. Here's your (You). Hopefully you'll get by until your next dopamine kick.

go outside, try to catch the virus and tell us then if it was fake or not.

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-17%) Beijing (-21%) Wuhan (-17%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-3%) Rome (-8%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-6%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-5%) Paris (-11%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-18%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-27%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-26%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-14%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-17%) Mexico City (-22%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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where is this?

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NUKE

Again. That's how many threads..3 or 4.

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what city we dont have those kinds of cops ours are all blacked out in Ontario

Anyone have the "public opinion on masks during various stages of pandemic" meme? It features wojak or pepe

can we just agree that china has gotten us? outsmarted us?

well played.

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Ich liebe euch, korona-sama

So, I can get the $1200?

NUKE

Hope this fuck dies on the shitter

shieeeeetttt

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BASED WHO dabbing on happooners worldwide

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Just wait two weeks

let's barricade our houses, SA bro

EVERY FUCKING CHINK

kind of losing interest in this happening guys

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>75 year old aunt and uncle went to 4 stores today
>Got a statewide message not to go out if 65+
>Within the hour went to Culver's for ice cream

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I also got fucked, my dad who I don't even live with claimed me as a dependent.

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN
SHALL YOU LIBERATE US OF THE NORMIES, FOR THEY UNLEASHED YOU UNTO THE WORLD
I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

>Total cases 662,967
Pretty sure this is going to hit 1 million.

Thank you Chi-I mean WHO, for saving the world and preventing a pandemic

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Corona is a total nothing burger

checked
mfw the yellow king is revealed

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>let's barricade our houses, SA bro

i feel sorry for our cops. trying to herd niggers is futile

Based

Hello, I'm from /k/. I own and shoot guns and bows. Ask me anything.

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>100,000 infected 4,000 dead
Do you know what 4% of seven billion is you fucking retard? This is going to kill MILLIONS of people, it's not the goddamn flu.

God hates America, the fag infested nation of America is BURNING

What did you expect to see in triage? Bodies stacked up?

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Will she bag herself a world leader, next?

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STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS PUS-SPEWING ORGAN-PILE SIN AGAINST GOD HOT. IT'S NOT HOT. IT'S REPULSIVE, BUT THEN AGAIN YOU INCEL LOSERS WOULD STICK YOUR DICKS INTO A LITERAL PILE OF MAGGOTY SHIT YOUR SO DESPERATE.

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Yes. In 1963 Alabama Governor George Wallace stood in the schoolhouse door to keep black kids out of school and JFK federalized the alabama guard and used the them to threaten Wallace, and he backed down. He walked away right after he made the speech "segregation today, tomorrow and forever".

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I was told these threads would have huge anime titties.

How do I make a detonator?

This meme aged well.

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How big is your penis?

Guys I just had a wet fart. Is that a symptom of coronavirus? Serious responses only, please

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How random is your extensive testing faggot

Finally got part 3

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China has patients rushing in through the doors; Media said hospitals in New York were experiencing the same...but...we don't see that at all.

wHAT AND WHERE THE FUCK CAN i LEARN MORE ON THIS, user?

Florida right? Yeah the whole state is going to blow up any day now.
Boomers are going to get fucked hard because no one will listen or take any responsibility. Oh well

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can someone explain who the fuck this guy is? I've tried googling his name

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

HOLY FUCK 30000 deaths in THREE MONTHS? This has got to be the happening that puts humanity on the brink of extinction

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I'll give you a sausage burger and stuff you to the brim until you stop saying dumb shit like that.

Doesn't USA have some sort of Samson option like Israel? Like if they start going down they will simply nuke everyone? Mostly China and Russia. Wouldn't China know this?

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back to getting raped by the town rapist then

lol, my family told my grandma to stay inside in her apartment and next day we know that she called my cousin to take her to the bank

You better contact a medical professional.

>Friend goes over to another friend to drink during lockdown
>Second time this week
>He goes out partying 2 times a week consistently with heavy drinking for years before lockdown

Is it alcoholism?

"Population reduction" is the most retarded theory ever. 360,000 babies are born EVERY DAY, largely because of people like Gates. MAYBE his plan is to stress the planet into a worldwide famine or some shit, but most likely he and his Catholic wife simply are naive liberals who didn't realize niggers would keep breeding like rats when given the white man's vaccines.

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here

youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

The virus has killed 30k people in a MONTH. If there was no more growth from this point forward, that's 3.6 MILLION PEOPLE PER YEAR. Unfortunately for us all, it absolutely IS still growing exponentially and shows no signs of stopping.

Cope harder you fucking moron.

Yet. If Italy and Spain saw it there's no way NYC doesn't see it.

People over 65 should be shot on sight tbqh (bludgeoned to death when no guns are available).

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Is a single-shot .22 rifle any good against nigger raiders when guns are basically illegal in my country? I could get my hands on my uncle's .30-06 semi-auto hunting rifle, but that would be if literal bodies are pilling up in the streets and everything has gone to shit.

>no sound
What is this faggotry?

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this is payback for HUAWEI die burgers!

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I'm leaning towards an AR10 build over AR15. Seems worth the range and ability to destroy cover. Thoughts on whether to go bullpup or just make it a big sumbitch?

Yes.