100% chance ill die if i catch it

how old?

Nah i dont have anything i want or need to do. Yellowstone will erupt and all my hat and shoe collection will vanish from this earth

So if this goes on, which countries are going to still be around within the next few years. Obviously Italy is done for.

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Satan can fake feelsall day long.
Do you trust in the finished work of Jesus on the cross to pay for your sin?

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it's weird, OP, sometimes I stop and think about what is happening and will happen, but 99% I'm focused on daily life and not contemplating it

Imagine not manifesting immunity you retard

literally stop eating and just drink water until you're lean

what do you mean he fakes feels
i want jesus to be god, i just have profound doubts given im not a down syndrome

the way i c it you have a 10 to 20% kill depending on your age.
community.oilprice.com/topic/9796-charts-of-covid-19-fatality-rate-by-age-and-sex/

You'll probably come back in a much worse situation than living in Canada though lol.

Should've been born with good genes, bitch.

yes i will do so. one meal a day. vitamin drinks
only problem is the damage from smoking is already done

How many years you smoked?

I’m 250 lbs and I have EXTREMELY bad asthma and smoke weed all day and lay around Plus I’m 45 mins north of NYC rip anons we had to summon an ancient Egyptian chaos frog didn’t we?

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7......

How many packs a day?

All you have to do to avoid catching it is keep away from people and us hand sanitizer before and after you touch anything other people have touched.

Ive smoked since i was 12 and im 22. Stop being a baby and make some muddy black coffee and roll up an fag, fag.

last two years a pack a day.....im dead

>does death scare you? why or why not?
If you've lurked here for any amount of time you'd know that every scary thing has already happened and so much more. I'm not scared of shit anymore.

Do you exercise?

kill yourself

>does death scare you?
Not in the least, but I'm a cynical old bastard who thinks the white race should exterminate all other races before itself embracing the end and a final glorious sterility.

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Not at all I’ve given up

>make some muddy black coffee and roll up an fag
i have a pot of coffee made just now

life is meaningless

just let it happen

Big deal I smoked for almost 25 years pack a day. Just quit now and you'll be fine pussy

Why don’t you isolate train and slowly reduce carbs and stop smoking?

you sure? is the damage not already done?

You were going to die young anyway, so better now than later.

i am, but no exercise means marginal weight loss. i will literally have to starve myself and the smoking has already done its damage

7yr smoker is nothing to worry about Paddy old chap.
22 yrs old.
Unless you're like 30 stone I wouldn't worry.

No. Everyone dies. My twin sister died in 2003, maybe I'll get to see her soon. Haven't dreamed about her for years, but over the last week I keep having a recurring dream about the time our mom locked is in the basement with our roller skates, some snacks and a boombox and got high and forgot about us for 7 or 8 hours.

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Smoking related damage to health actually recovers over time in lots of ways. Maybe not to 100%, but partially. If you stop, your lung function will increase which should make it easier to survive.

i assume you'll just an hero now then? stfu

Italy will come back stronger than ever now that many of the old leeches are removed from their land.

Well. This is a good time to quit. Lungs will not get any worse once you stop. Do not touch your face, eyes, ears, or mouth. Have food delivered. Shoes off outside. Shower if you go out. Practice this, religiously ever hour.

healthline.com/health/how-to-increase-lung-capacity#diaphragmatic-breathing

Good luck to you.

So fucking sick of hearing from this fucking virus i wish it would take me

fuck u all

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Maybe maybe not who knows. Quit now and you'll at least feel better. My lungs feel 10x better, and all I did was replace smoking with vaping because I'm a weak faggot. But still, I feel better

yeah im way below 30 stone

ok so i might increase my chances of living by like half a percent.

It's not 100% fatal in people who smoke and are obese. Mortality is high but not 100% also take 1 to 3 grams of vitamin. C a day. Along with zinc. Stay hydrated and eat well.

I'm more worried if today is the day my afib is going to give me a stroke than the virus. 28 years old my heart is already fucked up, feels bad man.

I'm not overweight nor do I smoke, so I have nothing to fear from this virus. This virus is clearing out the refuse of society.

You first
Good. You drink it black right? Take your daily mens multivitamin too

Nah possibly just a flu bro

you're going to die someday, why not today. rn. on livestream

I am aware of death lurking on the streets.
I am aware it may get and choke me to death.
If i get symptoms i hope i live long enough to end the fucker who dared to hit my mother and his family.

It does scare me because I have been studying it since China. They are vile little shitters these Wuhan cooties.
But my chances: better than average.

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Stop smoking now and start eating lean protein and leafy greens. It’s not too late to change. Take a bunch of Vitamin C for now and avoid other people. You will be ok potato bro.

>You drink it black right?
absolutely

Cheer up Mic. You're gonna be alright.

returning to planet earth after death is what scares me

I would reduce the weight, however clinically speaking it’s likely more than the 0,2 (which is likely over estimated since it only looks at known cases). So probably 0,05 in all people below 35. Maybe it’s 1,0 percent, if you have bad asthma and are really overweight, if you are below 35. Your heart and muscles/other organs can compensate for your lung not being in good condition. Not being morbidly obese is likely already enough, if you are morbidly obese you really should completely isolate and instantly get a doctor and reduce weight.

I still have many decades. As a fat smoker, you probably only have 15 to 20 years of tolerable life left anyway. If you've allowed yourself to become a fatass and a smoker, you clearly don't especially value your life so why not just end it now and avoid all the stresses and anxieties of modern society?

Is that even possible?

Not 100% not even close.

No, because I'm not a weak faggot. Now get out of Ireland you fucking Chink.
May Saint Patrick drive you from Gods land like he drove out the serpents.

Youre gonna be fine then dude

>exercise means marginal weight loss
Than isolate and slowly lose it, don’t do it too fast.
>smoking already has done the damage
No the lung can pretty decently recover within a weeks and months. Especially if you aren’t very old.

/6agtph6

5’7”
260 lbs
44 years old
Ex chain smoker
Rubs constantly
Smokes weed all day
What my chances?

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1% chance you'll die
1% chance you'll catch it.

There will be a lot of demand for competent white people when the boomers all die. The ones who are fucked are the imported labor that no one will be able to pay for anymore

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okay, fuck it....one last smoke then they're going down the toilet

>does death scare you?
Not in the least. If the virus doesn't get me something else will. What's the point in worrying about it?

>0%

Picture related is a Doctor who just died of it! >~Rip Hot Italian Doctor!~ :(

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>implying there's a worse situation than being a fucking leaf
Wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy especially with where that country is headed.