/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2675

► Detected: 662,599 (+66,232) ► Died: 30,840 (+3,496)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 67% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,083 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
archive.is/756dB

Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
archive.is/gbtls

Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
archive.is/j8GJa

South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

China closes movie theaters again
archive.is/ovlvL

>RESEARCH
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
archive.is/CAlEK

N95 masks can be reused if dry heated at 70 °C for 30 minutes
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97,000 deaths in China, financial analyst estimates from urns data
archive.is/HDIzx

Virus spreads through pipes
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"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
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>REMINDER
Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
archive.is/DdYAb

China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
archive.is/MrQFb

Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
archive.is/H1Bm1

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:06: 1,607 new cases and 155 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
23:01: 75 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
23:00: 529 new cases and 10 new deaths in California, United States.
22:55: 90 new cases and 2 new deaths in the Czech Republic.
22:48: 328 new cases and 3 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:34: First 2 cases in the Northern Mariana Islands, United States.

>MORE
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HOLY FUCK 30000 deaths in THREE MONTHS? This has got to be the happening that puts humanity on the brink of extinction

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fuck niggers

There has NEVER been a virus hyped to this level. Ever.

The only factor which is different this time is the man the globalists fear the most, Donald Trump, is up for re-election. And their only hope to defeat him is to destroy his economy.

And that's what this is about.

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*Just a reminder:
>youtu.be/RTODB54JalU

Also, AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!

hello bill

Godspeed corona chan!

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whats up with that video there hoss ?

Guys, all the comfy corona videos are being purged from youtube : (

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/cvg/ just can't stop losing

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Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

Death to America!
Nuke Murrica immediately!

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Pandemics kill a lot of people. That's why they give them the scary name. We have had many pandemics. We'll have many more.

But this one is being treated differently because politics. Anyone who thinks differently is naive.

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NWO IS HERE

theguardian.com/politics/2020/mar/26/gordon-brown-calls-for-global-government-to-tackle-coronavirus

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Based

>*Mr, President, will it get as bad as the EU?*
>Nah, see the Brasilian man doesn't get sick. He could jump into shit and not get sick at all. I think a lot of people have already been infected here, but as the weeks pass, we'll see people develop the antibodies needed to fight the infection
>*cut*
>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)
>Why aren't they in quarantine right now
HOLY BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5nuxb2wK8

Encore.

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Over 100,000 deaths in April alone.

It's time to kickass and buy dips. And I'm all outta dips.

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UPDATED NUDE SMUGGY FUCK JANNIES

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SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME IF IT WOULD BE AN ACT OF WAR TO QUARTINE NEW YORK?

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Is tiny viral exposure, essentially a vaccine? Say some ups worker shedding covid19 touched your package with his index finger, and that's it. And you touch that, and get the virus. Aren't you getting minimal viral load, while then creating antibodies for it? Am I retarded?

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New York deaths are 10 times any other state. Are they using the Italy counting method? Also, is #Hydroxycloroquine having no effect? We are hearing no thing about it.

Something does not add up.

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>Am I retarded?
Yes.

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Nigga where's the sound?

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I am a friend of "Gary" and I can confirm he died of the CoronaVirus.
How long has he been dead for, 4 - 5 days now?

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>tfw 10 thousand italians died so that Trump doesn't get reelected
That's dedication

Based BMW poster

This video es uma delícia. Was the audio in the original? Where to find?

Trials of #Hydroxycloroquine were supposed to begin last Tuesday in New York. We have heard NOTHING about it and New Yorks numbers are growing.

Were the trials called off? What happened?

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Trump constitutionally does not have the power to deploy troops on US soil. This is up to the governors on how national guard units are used in each state. It wouldn't be an act of war but it would be impeachable.

Fucking based. Is there a version with music?

Near 30.000 deaths in just 1 month actually

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

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I don't get Mitchell. Trump's approval rating is rising day by day and all he really needs to do is implement reasonable measures.
Meanwhile Biden isn't even present anymore, so right now the race is between Trump vs some demented old guy.

TAKE MUH N R GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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moot ate it

>think I might have a tiny fever possibly
Looks like I got it lads, I'm fucked

>10 times any other state
Patience dude plenty of people are gonna die

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Based Corona-chan. Purge this clown world.

I know you're all worried about you and your loved ones getting horribly sick and dying, but please for one moment, can't you just think of THE ECONOMY?

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lolis..

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It fluctuates a lot. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt and they have nasty side effect so its unreliable as a cure. This was all known a week ago

Gracias mapuchebro.

Gonna nuke ur butt with my cummies

B A S E D

Cuomo banned it except for usage in clinical trials

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You're doing God's work

Anyone have the "public opinion on masks during various stages of pandemic" meme? Features pepe in PPE with insane/normal/suicidal etc

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 123,313 (2,211) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 73,235 (5,982) Germany 57,695 (433) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,271 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,655 (60) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,015 (23) Brazil 3,904 (114) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,631 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (37) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (24) Iceland 963 (2) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Argentina 745 (19)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,187 (+515) Italy +5,974 (+889) Spain +7,516 (+844) Germany +6,824 (+82) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +574 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Canada +898 (+5) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +244 (+4) Brazil +487 (+22) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +352 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+11) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) India +100 (+4) Argentina +156 (+6) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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Oh my god, the shillbot jannies disabled sound on this board. We're being suppressed and slid!

Sounds fun

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post it on /gif/

Cummo banned it.

You’re probably retarded for unrelated reasons, but if you’re going to get coronachanned (and we all are), yes, having a tiny infectious exposure gives your body the high ground. But this is a real bad time to catch covid so don’t go licking any cardboard touched by your postman.

My best friend who works in a pharmacy is showing symptoms, along with every other employee, shits too real bros

Anyone remember this from february? Chinese put in a white box in a pick up truck and begins screaming and suddenly stops in the second video. Where there any follow ups on this?
youtube.com/watch?v=CDePjw3w0xg

Why do you walk about without wearing the mask?

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>It fluctuates a lot. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
yeah because it's placebo, might as well give them sugar water and call it a cure.

Hosterly economies are fucked. People here are already being fired from their jobs on restaurants, hotels and large kitchens -ie school, soup-, and the damage to tourism hasn't even begun. We didn't even completely recover from the 2008 crisis and then this shit comes up. I want off this ride bros, but the "STOP BUS" button is nowhere to be seen....

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Corona is a total nothing burger

Does the original have audio? If so, is it on Youtube?

>science
lol gay
corona-chan is BLONDE

>Trump constitutionally does not have the power to deploy troops on US soil.

he did already ???

>13 millions of innocent chinese people

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Newfags taking over my secret nazi club... Sad :(

what a time to be alive

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twitter.com/i/status/1240056993290821640

Do you do this out of sheer hate for America or are you actually paid to do it? You've literally been spamming this shit since like cvg 30 or something.

Because i didn't buy it.

Florida here
The Surgeon General went around the governor and sent a message on the amber alert/emergency public texts telling anyone 65+ or with a serious health condition to stay indoors until further notice

We're at 4k cases with absolute shit testing capacity, it looks like we've hit a processing bottleneck so the numbers will say 650-750 new cases a day but the actual growth will be exponential

actually is 27895 deaths in 28 days.

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I would not put it past Cuomo to alter New York's mortality numbers. Are they counting deaths WITH or FROM COVID-19?
Something strange is going on there.

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Post music for exploring the wasteland.

youtu.be/OlyJh9PV1hc

USA #corona-chan theme
youtube.com/watch?v=kmJyvpL804s
6.5 IQ monkey detected

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uhmmm seem that lockdown and encourage everyone to use mask is somehow working here

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she needs a Land speeder

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-12%) Wuhan (-11%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-3%) Rome (-17%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-10%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-15%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-22%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-27%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-38%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-17%) Mexico City (-22%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-21%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>Royal Palace Confirms Queen Elizabeth Tests Positive For Coronavirus

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Who's moot?

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but I hate mapuniggers and they hate me as well lol

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BASED.

post on wsg with sound

>tomboy
Source, my friend?

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Russian Asuka poster just really wants me to take their anal virginity and thus constantly posts reminders that it's been promised to me

What do we think will happen Monday? Thoughts and prophets welcome

me at 0:26

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I'm conflicted /cvg/

While I want the happening to continue and evolve further, I don't want more suffering in the world

Do any /cvg/ christians relate?

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>doesn't know about gradients and daily deaths

Don't tell him lads

What drinks and snacks are you having this evening bros?

On a gin and tonic here, just had some cola bottle sweets as the fizzy snakes are still in quarantine.

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That faggot is lame. Mostly copypasta

actually it is. Argentina is having more case than you.

>Deaths in January 259
>Deaths in February 2 718
>Deaths in March(so far) 27 870

NOTHINBURGER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i tested positive for sad bros

Trump lying? Ooh, what a surprise.

Who needs queen of bongland, when we have a queen of the world

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>Trump constitutionally does not have the power to deploy troops on US soil.

yes he does, all he has to do is federalise the new york national guard and then they take orders from trump, not cuomo

At this point we need to just brute force "naturally vaccinate" people by subjecting them to the virus in a controlled setting after administering a dose of the anti-corona cocktail of meds and giving them a two week's course so they can just innately build immunity and then be healthy afterward so it can just be done and over with instead of the stores being fucked up due to retards, workplaces fucked up due to retards, and the world shut down because of idiotic chinks.

Then never ever do business with chinks again and try everyone who covered their asses or has chinese money coming in with treason.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9zawUPKSWT0

how many gorillions is this mans net worth? dangerously based

just pray for the rapture and jesus's return

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Let it burn and build the world over.

It's all god's plan.

You retards need to stop fucking fearmongering over this little piece of shit..
You realize you're causing the economy to collapse?
You know where that leads?
You're going to cause a fucking neo-Bolshevik revolution.
You're responsible.
YOU.
ALL OF YOU.
YOU are responsibile for what is coming.
YOU are responsibile.
Got that?
We sacrificied millions of lives in world war 2.
We can't just give up our way of life because of some Virus.
It's time to unquarantine, america.
Go to the beach, store, restaurants.
Buy food, consume like you're meant to.
Enjoy life.
Or it's not worth anything anyway.

is 304 here

>Not keeping up your heritage and going full Reich on their jungla nigger asses
Nmgi

OHH FUCK

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archive them for goddamn fucking sake !!!
Just add pp after youtube in
youtube.com/watch?v=xXdD
so it becomes
youtubepp.com/watch?v=xXdD
and archive them
or use youtube-dl if on linux

IF YOU LIKE IT, DOWNLOAD IT

agreed

>.ng

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Yes. On one hand it's fun to watch the world burn, on the other it's sad that inocents die

HOLY SHIT

THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

Anyone else growing an absolute garbage beard during this lockdown?
>tfw wife hates it

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Drinking Jamesons at the moment and listening to anime jazz covers
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQtBLV7icNFJitYRMvkwIC1uppWOx7w7Y
my life could not be any more complete if I tried

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ANYONE HERE ACTUALLY HAVE THE VIRUS?

WHAT DOES VIRUS FEEL LIKE?

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>gin and tonic
Lmao your and idiot.
Quinine isn't the same as Chloroquine. And there isn't enough in modern tonic water. You'd have to make your own.

poos are dropping like flies

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>Nigeria's most influential newspaper

>deaths in April, 270,000
happoonang

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spooky

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>27895
ftfy m8.

Have you ever had the flu? It's just like that.

HOLY SHIT, THREE BILLION DEATHS BY AUGUST

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If the capitalist society can't survive a crisis, it doesn't deserve to survive at all.

LETS GOOOOOOOO

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>>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)

lmao spot on

Holy Fuck! I can't wait to get raped by Corona Chan. Finally going to lose my virginity.

>nigerian news source
While i think it's possible that liz would have it, i doubt a nigerian news website would report on it first

Why is the dark skinned one always groping the white one ?

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Is cooming good or bad for the immune system?

I AM NOT CLICKING THAT SHIT

Based serranobro then.

This world has strayed from God's path and this is its punishment

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not a single leaf on these streets

>Pooja

I almost want to get an account just to troll this guy.

At least enjoy the happening you might never see anything like it in your life.

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>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
how tf does not getting it up kill someone?

are antibodies real? or is it make believe

IS there a tiddy size update?

Are you in London?

Guys.. The minister of finance of my state Hessia threw himself in front of a train today, in a letter he wrote that he saw no way out politically or socially
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article206871269/Leiche-an-ICE-Strecke-gefunden-Hessens-Finanzminister-Schaefer-ist-tot.html

See? This is why I'm saying all of this is like a dream.

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>violar a las rucias kuliadas
>degollar a los hitleriANOS
kek, it must be banter, right?

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Cool, then let's fucking wait the year without any countries quarantining their people and see how it stacks up against those numbers, stupid fucking faggot.

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i thought id enjoy the time off from wage cuckery lads but after my 5th day of consecutive drinking im really missing work

Beards are havens for viruses. Shave it off

canadians really do hate trumpo

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OH NO NO NO

Forgivenes is only a love letter away. Praise be to her!

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The exist and they protect you for at least some time. We don't know if it's anything more than a few months.

lol no, its real

Exactly

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ITT: We post alternative names for Coronavirus

I'll start:

Shanghai Shivers

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CHEERS!!
>thenovicechefblog.com/quarantini/

And TO YOUR HEALTH!!

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What anime should I be watching guys?

>United States +19,187 (+515)
yeah the US is fucked

>Missing work

Not gonna make it.

holy shit I just saw aliens fly over my house!!!

You know your fucked when this is the guy you use on the front line of your immigration service.

BC is so lucky to have her

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>no way out politically or socially

Good

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Hello sgt.quacchero

yuru camp

Whats the big deal, I don't get it

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Bad

It has got to have Wuhan on the name.

mapuniggers are subhumans who always act in violence against the whites here, those scum should be purged.

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HOW THA FUARK WHERE IS THIS????, THIS IS IT!!!!!!! ZOMGGAGAGAGAGAGAGA DISCOLSOUSTRE

What is this maymay

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I miss having something to do, neetdom was great then i got a job and now returning to it after a year is killing me, am i normalfag now?

Kung flu

cheap and effective, i like it

How about Chingles?
>did you get your Chingles vaccine?

Trump hates Canada so it is not surprising that Canada hates him too.

Are you actually that stupid?

Leia Apocalipse 6
If pagan read about Ragnrok.
If pajeet read about Kali Yuga.

>no way out politically or socially
Hmm I wonder where did I hear that

Symphogear
You need to be reminded in dark times about the power of song and friendship. It will warm your heart and make you love life user

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That's a great idea!!!

Same poster

I love you Corona-Chan

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Just get an online course and do it. It's your chance to finally learn some programming.

Here, let me help ya:

freecodecamp.org/

Why are you replying to nobody you schizo?

noice

I drink it all the time Bruce

Got a kilo of vit c powder delivered this week so have all of the stuff in, might give it a shot

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guys...

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Most likely. I never underestimate the power of Stoopid in people

mutt maladie

Fake hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3472105-fact-check-queen-elizabeth-ii-did-not-test-positive-for-coronavirus.html

>cloroquine

Italy has been using it. So, make your own conclusions.

Is that good or bad?

We all knew it would have to happen, one day

nuke them

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oh no

Bat flu

You absolute mong. Your body produces antibodies to kill the virus so you will be immune from that particular strain for a few weeks but because this is an RNA (mutates a lot) virus your are still susceptible to a mutated strain. Now answer a question for me, What's its like having a 95 iq? Do you ever feel overwhelmed with information?

>learn to code
fuck off

>chew with your mouth open
what a fucking animal

I'll update in the next thread urubro.

Thank you jannies for not deleting the tiddie gif

>ILL Mp BIN?
What did kek mean by this?