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Letting me worship her pussy

No homo, but her list of ex-boyfriends might be more impressive than anybody else's on Earth.

WHO

Rider still looks good even today. Fuck.

winona ryder

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Winona Ryder's Ex-Boyfriends
Ryan Adams, Dodi al Fayed, Beck, Bono, Ed Burns, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Evan Dando, Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr., David Duchovny, Adam Duritz, Jakob Dylan, Everlast, Jimmy Fallon, Tom Green, Dave Grohl, Corey Haim, Chris Isaak, Stephen Jenkins, Val Kilmer, Chris Noth, Rob Lowe, Conor Oberst, Gary Oldman, Dave Pirner, Keanu Reeves, Henry Alex Rubin, Charlie Sheen, Christian Slater, Blake Soper, Mark Wahlberg, Paul Westerberg, Bruce Willis, and Pete Yorn.

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Winona Laura Horowitz (born October 29, 1971), known professionally as Winona Ryder, is an American actress and film producer.

She's a monarch child who kept her mouth shut and did what she was told, of course she gets the best everything, even now.

her endgame is to dodge the oven

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"How she looks like after getting boned by all those guys."

datalounge.com/thread/25488816-winona-ryder-s-ex-boyfriends

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"A friend of mine (dead now-OD) who was a grip, claimed to have fucked her in a club in the 90s, before the shoplifting thing. I didn't believe him until I read that she was a total nympho and fucked random guys in clubs."

"She's 48 years old + 36 confirmed boyfriends (how many one night stands aren't confirmed?!) = A rate of 2-3 boyfriends per year!!

Damn!! Nympho doesn't even cover it."

Dodging ovens.

"Charlie Sheen claims that before Winona Ryder ever hit the big time, he came up with her stage name.

"We were listening to the Doors, to 'Riders on the Storm.' [Winona's] real name is Horowitz," he explained during an appearance on CenterStage airing Friday. "And I said, 'You know, I'm thinking Winona Ryder sounds cool,' and she was like, 'Yeah!'""

wino forever

How can I get a jewess gf pls help

Okay, and?

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Out of all her relationships tho I think Johnny was the one that meant the most probably, considering she was literally about to get married to him if it wasn't for her parents. That breakup really fucked him up kek.

>she is still searching for the one

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she is going to get the best stem cell and RNA treatments an elite can get. She will look like amazing into her 60s. If the world doesn't blow up, she'll live to be over 100.

With that short hair and skinny af she probably was many guys "close to a trap" fantasy they couldn't live out

Make an ancient Babylonian love potion by mixing bleach with ammonia then sprinkle in some sea salt. You'll have one within a week, promise

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Girls in that era didn’t shave their pussies. Shame.

yea she was a pretty big tomboy

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Yeah, the link above is actually a pretty good read. It's a gay forum talking about Winona's conquests, and discussing who was in the closet

datalounge.com/thread/25488816-winona-ryder-s-ex-boyfriends

Okay, and? Sounding like a real boomer tin foil lmao

"David harbour called Winona the whore of Babylon"

Oh Winnie Cooper

She's a literal bipolar schizo. They have high sex drives.

dunno but she was at her hottest in dracula

/6agtph6

"Gwenyth and rider were a couple. Tons of pics of them holding hands. Every gay should know she is gay and so is Matt Damon."

"A lot of closet cases on that list. I'm guessing it's just a list of every famous guy she's ever been linked to-whether it was a publicist's lie, some random dude her agents thought she should go to a premiere with, and a few actual relationships or hookups thrown in.

Meanwhile, let's say she had sex with a million guys. So fucking what? Her body. Her rules.

What's up with this right wing Christian slut-shaming bullshit?"

"Gwyneth saw the script for "Emma" at Winona's apartment in New York, since she was up for the lead, and went after the role behind Winona's back, won the Oscar for Best Actress, ending their friendship."

"it was actually 'Shakespeare In Love' not Emma"

one of the prettiest faces i've seen

"Yes, Winona was a lesbo in the beginning but she had the money to pay for quality conversion therapy. She dumped her girlfriends and started dating tons of handsome leading men and never looked back."

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>OkAy AnD?

how fucking new are you? it's an anonymous imageboard where people can say whatever the fuck they want. there doesn't need to be a point, you fucking simp

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>her

you like little boy trannies?

self cloning i hope

So "he" fucked "her" open wound with his fake dick?

>no longer a virgin

Winona " oven dodger " ryder

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Boobjob?

Based and Mel pilled

You said
>Rider still looks good even today. Fuck.
and I gave you the reason why.

>one forearm is almost size of face
based

thats johnnys coat dummy

i knew matt damon was gay when i saw the way he kissed that hot english chick in Good Will Hunting

There was a CD&N blind that said Depp, who has a known abusive behavior toward women, got into an argument with Ryder when they were dating and he ended up shooting her. She was in the hospital for awhile and that is why they really broke up. His people came to her and basically told her if she talked, they would end her and her family. Word is she took them at their word and never said anything. It fucked her mentally and that is when she started her spiral (shoplifting, no longer doing movies). Then when she was cast in the Black Swan movie, her and Natalie Portman became very close and she revealed the whole story to her. Portman has been urging Ryder to come forward, but she still refuses.

HOT DOG, Johnny is was one lucky guy.

>believing blind items
Kek

that pic was unrelated to what I said

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>How can I get a jewess gf pls help
becoming a Billionaire (with a B) will improve your bargaining position. TRUST me on this one.

I find that to literally be bullshit lmfao. Especially considering now that Johnny is in a lawsuit against his ex and all his ex's are literally defending him saying he was never abusive at all Winona included. If he really did "shoot her" then this would be the perfect time for her to say something lmfao. She already made comments about it saying that he was never abusive towards here.

her*

tYpO

bump

bamp

I´m curious, what is the reason for this (very forced) meme to claim that every actress is a tranny?

If she could´ve staid with him, they both could have lived happily ever after. Idgaf about this whore of and literally in babylon

Fuck you, OP. I love Winona.

I was just about to post that!

I love her too user.