/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2674

► Detected: 662,403 (+66,036) ► Died: 30,829 (+3,485)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 202 countries and territories infected —
— 67% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
— 2,084 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
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>RESEARCH
Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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Testicular damage
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48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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>REMINDER
Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
23:06: 1,607 new cases and 155 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
23:01: 75 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
23:00: 529 new cases and 10 new deaths in California, United States.
22:55: 90 new cases and 2 new deaths in the Czech Republic.
22:48: 328 new cases and 3 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:34: First 2 cases in the Northern Mariana Islands, United States.

>MORE
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Godspeed Corona chan!

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S-Still more threads than deaths in the USA

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two buns

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Burn the witch

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USA to surpass Italy in number of deaths in 3 days.

What’s it mean if POTUS quarantines NY??
t. Jew Yorker

If the guy shoots hes gonna end up hurting himself, who holds a shotgun like that

*coof*
>youtu.be/cYde0FAyNxY?t=28

How do I lower blood pressure? I don't have any issues relating to it but apparently this disease can make it go sky high, it would be useful to know.

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Does it hurt when Bill blows /cvg/ out?

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it means you're wuhan 2.0

can you niggers stop shilling this fucking flu ? nothing will happen and everything will go back to normal in 2 weeks. screencap this.

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It means you are fucked. Get on board a boat right now, this second. Doesn't matter where its headed you need to get the fuck out of ny.

Drink gravy

SACRIFICE FOR THE DIPS

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she submits to me every day in the Sims

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Why is it called "coronavirus"? We don't call the cold a rhinovirus.
SARS was a coranavirus am i right? Dont you get SARS from it? Yet it was called SARS
Swine flu = H1N1 Virus
Now we have covid19. Who comes up with these dumb names anyway? Let's confuse the public even more

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Check. Like can’t leave our towns?

I love this boomer remover

He should get the peace prize for saving social security

We gotta set up a 2 trillion diarrhea bailout for him

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Goddamn the fucking P100 2091 pink filters are gone and it's all chinese knockoffs in Amazon now...

Hawthorn helps

Sauce

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do aerobic exercise often
lose fat if you're fat
consume less salt

pic from facebook but yeah our politicans arent doing much better

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LOLOL

>confirmed

Corona death rate is actually lower.

Germany has so far fewer deaths because they do not test post mortem as Italy does. Italy is basically counting anyone who dies of anything who is also infected as a COVID-19 death.

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What level of cope is this?

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Holy fuck I hate this guy who even is he

Should've picked Black Widow instead of Evil.

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>3.5k dead daily

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because SARS is scary name and we don't want more panic goy.

No one gets out.

It's too late anyway. Italy did that to Lombardy on March 8, when they had less than 6k cases.

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Eat lots of salt and sodium heavy foods

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1244030734156926976?s=20
lets fucking go, A C C E L E R A T E

>3 days
>trips
confirmed

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the virus is calle SARS-cov(corona virus)-2
the disease is COVID19

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doubt it but checked and screencapped

this guy would be posting from a quarantined mansion, can you stop posting this retard please

Masks are for terrorists and pussies

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>WILL CORONA CHAN GET A BIG THROBBING COCK AT ONE MILLION????

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based

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Recommend me something to watch I can't stand doing nothing at home anymore. Porn doesn't even work anymore I think my dick will never get hard again.

Chinks insisted on the name to divert attention from the fact that it's SARS 2 and that all these plagues originate in China

>Italy is basically counting anyone who dies of anything who is also infected as a COVID-19 death.

And without the infection of COVID 19, they'll not die, so it's still Coranavirus related death

The ones leaving for Rhode island are already being hunted down.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 123,271 (2,202) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 73,235 (5,982) Germany 57,695 (433) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,271 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,576 (60) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,015 (23) Brazil 3,904 (114) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,631 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (37) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (24) Iceland 963 (2) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,145 (+506) Italy +5,974 (+889) Spain +7,516 (+844) Germany +6,824 (+82) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +574 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Canada +819 (+5) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +244 (+4) Brazil +487 (+22) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +352 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+11) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) India +100 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+5) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

wtf everyone gives a shit about diarrhea.
Shit is basically the definition of diarrhea, wtf is this guy even listen to his own words

Can we still go to work?

People would panic if you told them the virus causing the pandemic was the same virus that causes SARS, so they came up with the "COVID-19" to prevent panicking, which was useless because people are panicking either way.

>what is a doctor

KEKE

yes its heavily inflated same number of deaths as always amirite

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1+1+1 = 3
it's confirmed

>If we don't test them while alive the virus can't kill them.
How fucking retarded can you be?

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Marshall Law? Because how would they enforce it? Currently the "quarantine" isn't obligatory but a recommendation.

PLZ, DEPICT CORONA-CHAN ON GRAVBIKE/HOVER!!!!

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Does anyone else feel like this is no longer reality and everything is so ephemeral it feels like being in a dream?

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There was already a war over this does he not remember? Besides does he want the hospital ship and ventilators or not?

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Havent been here in awhile is Yas Forums still parroting trump's narrative that the covid19 is a hoax?

Why didnt we reach 100k today?? Do viruses take half days on Saturdays?

The AI has gone too far this time. This was not in the Java script.

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Good, government is all jews anyways

pls sauce

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they do test post mortem. They just test much more.

TOP KEK

Mysides

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-3%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-3%) Rome (-19%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-10%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-7%) Paris (-15%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-22%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-38%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-15%) Mexico City (-31%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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who is this marshall dude sound like a cool guy

Less test in weekends

>wear half mask with pink cartridges and goggles, maybe a plastic rain poncho if it's a hot zone
>norms practically shudder when they see me and stay a good 2 meters away from me
Looking like a crazy person is liberating

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The people that keep tabs on the numbers do take time off, though.