Brit/pol/ - /sp/ Dream Team Edition

>You are watching based documentaries on Bitchute aren't you, user?
bitchute.com/video/s1nPYDj7KBEQ/

>Lockdown Tips From Slampig
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-52054453/coronavirus-how-do-you-cope-in-a-flatshare

>Coronavirus: Dog shelters struggle as lockdown dries up funds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52053208

>UK records largest single-day increase in coronavirus deaths to 1,019
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/28/uk-records-largest-single-day-increase-in-covid-19-deaths-to-1019

>UK lockdown to cut coronavirus death toll by 254,000, experts say
standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-uk-death-toll-lockdown-china-imperial-college-a4400431.html

>Coronavirus: Derbyshire police dye Buxton 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter gatherings
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-derbyshire-police-dye-buxton-blue-lagoon-black-to-deter-gatherings-11964966

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cnet.com/news/snowden-warns-government-surveillance-amid-covid-19-could-be-long-lasting/
reddit.com/r/london/comments/fqp5qh/police_officer_books_shopkeeper_in_edgware_for/
youtube.com/watch?v=r6OQCncAiC8
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163707/Chinas-efforts-blame-coronavirus-army-delegation-Wuhan-infuriate-No-10.html
youtube.com/watch?v=CoSe7UZzips
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I ran out of ice cream, how sad lads

cnet.com/news/snowden-warns-government-surveillance-amid-covid-19-could-be-long-lasting/

an immune system is just antibullying software for your body

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One cornettooooo

>it's just a flu, bro

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i ate a whole lindt

I don't like being black british, I LOVE IT!

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Quick reminder that if you haven’t already moved up norf, it’s over for you

my dreams and nightmares are all about you

>why yes chalk lines are a criminal priority

reddit.com/r/london/comments/fqp5qh/police_officer_books_shopkeeper_in_edgware_for/

Tories ahead in every single region and only 2% off the SNP in Scotland.

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Yes!
How did you know lol
Nice lol!

I support Change UK: The Independent Group.

Good for you then mate.
Please remember to respect this land that has given you sanctuary, opportunity and a higher material quality of life than you would have had otherwise.

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Fight fight fight

where's the guy who cried in the last thread because my house is nicer than his

I'm not really bothered about her politics lads desu, just think it'd be fun to slam her chunky arse from behind.

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Post it lad

>civnat cuck
Niggers don’t belong in Europe. Neither is he British.

youtube.com/watch?v=r6OQCncAiC8
Please take 6 and abit minutes out of your day to listen to the most beautiful chorus of all time.

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You dont actually believe that do you? I'd rather live in the Congo than the UK. England is just full of pakis, never seen any pakis in Zimbabwe

nowt to do.
think ill have an early night

You got a barret newbuild? Wow so cool
Finally, the correct take

post images of said chunky arse then

Chad Hitchens vs the virgin social scientist

So when do we start raping? Don’t want to start too early when the police still give a fuck but don’t want to leave it too late until all the best women are already raped.

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>China's efforts to blame coronavirus on a US army delegation to Wuhan infuriate No. 10 as Boris Johnson's advisers say Beijing's statistics on its cases could be downplayed by a factor of 40
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163707/Chinas-efforts-blame-coronavirus-army-delegation-Wuhan-infuriate-No-10.html

at 23:00GMT sweeping new powers came into force across Northern Ireland to combat the spread of COVID-19 (Coronavirus) that has so far killed 15 people or 0.0008333333333333334% of the Northern Ireland population.

fuck off gubmint.

first the colocates, now the ice cream, things are looking dark for you pasta lad

shop had irn bru 1901

full sugar

I missed the taste

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The only reason Trump started calling it Chinese Virus was because they tried blaming it on the USA

can see independence going down the tubes after this

Based. Get it on eBay lad

insurgency sandstorm free weekend gave me ptsd

Only good thing about nogs is they hate pakis more than whites

I dont owe Britain anything, it's as much my country as it is yours.

drank it

lmfao still seething

Salmond is already preparing to sue the SNP and referendum plans were shelved this year due to the virus. I doubt SNP can keep their majority in 2021 then it's off the table for a decade.

I hope it kills all of you on that god forsaken island.

I hope China gets quarantined from the rest of the world after this.

Going to watch in the mouth of madness then go to bed.
Night lads.

You owe me money for your krokodil

You do and it's not

Source for 60% drop in house prices please

there's loads of pakis and indians in africa lol

The SNP is going to fall due to the take over by literal tranny activists

>In addition, Chinese state-backed operatives working abroad were directed to bulk-buy medical supplies from Western countries.
>Overseas offices of Greenland Group, a property firm backed by the Chinese government, bought three million masks, 700,000 hazmat suits and 500,000 pairs of gloves as it 'felt compelled… to assist in efforts to mitigate the spread of the virus, which had caused a shortage of crucial medical supplies in China,' according to a company newsletter seen by the Sydney Morning Herald.

The chinks must pay

Theres no pakis in the Congo or Zimbabwe you fucktard

"impact modelling" is literally just taking an educated guess at worst case scenario and starting to plan for that and then adjusting when you are wrong. It literally is guesswork.

It’s cope. The entire economic and political status quo is built on ever rising house prices.

That is actually glorious

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I've been reading /cvg/ frens, I'm worried now.

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After Idi Amin fucked off to Saudi, loads of them returned to Uganda and now they run the show over there. Based Pajeets dabbing on virgin Idi Amin.

Just been on omegle Lids
Tried to get an American to apologise for the Boston harbour

good lad

Lol amazing

>reading /cvg/
Ah, your first mistake

LITERAL cope
It's going to happen whether you like it or not, Engshits

good job the general public has set the precedent that were more than happy to surrender all one human rights at the drop of a hat

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Whats worried you mate?

Proof they are just the brown jew

10 minute debate which I took personally

He was confused

>HALF A MILLION DEAD
2 weeks later...
>maybe 5,700 dead?

just give up some more civil liberties mate... just in case

This is beautiful

yes there are you spastic

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See No of course they don't belong in Europe and they do need to go back.
By being decent and giving away far more than I should have in the debate, I was merely giving him the rope by which he could hang himself - showing an ugly lack of respect and decency common, unfortunately, to the overwhelming majority of his people over here and stated in explicit terms before everyone present.This exercise therefore proves the validity of the point that you then made.
He has to go back.

>I'd rather live in the Congo than the UK
Well that's just silly. Parts of the UK are horrible and very dangerous to the native people now, but it's all basically better than the fucking Congo.

youtube.com/watch?v=CoSe7UZzips

Just as Congolese as me or you bigot

You owe things to Britain, and shitposting on a forum doesnt cut it

this.
we've been trained for 2 generations to view our houses as investments or pensions, theres no magic infinity trillion pound coin out there to replace it.
its a mindset thats the main driving force behind the need for constant immigration.
more nignogs>>more housing benefit>more income for landlords>banks lend more due to guaranteed income>housing stock is used up>more houses built>more nignogs

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They also run the show in South Africa (gupta family)

The Coronavirus is a Virus created by black niggers from outer space (flavor of the day)...their magic agents were started off by the use of lasers...they started to make other funky viruses to supplement their powers...they kept spawning new viruses until they were infected by the African Sarcoma Virus...they called it the "Coro Virus"...its the virus that turn all of the black negros on earth into monsters...the stuff of nightmares...fear, hatred and wanton destruction...the entire world can be wiped out in a couple of seconds by a single soul...hahahahaha...this virus is highly contagious and once your the initial infected...you can't become free of it...it is a permanent condition... even for the genetically healthy, once the virus enters your bloodstream, you're been infected...everyone that has the virus will be forever unable to break free. (1/4)

Not a sad as when Alice Grant ran out on you m8, I cry for you every night.

I know its most dafties mate.

If cvg is even close to right thats lots of old people we lose and all that knowledge, history and where we came from. And what will happen with all the dogos if lots of people die, who will look after them? I don't like /cvg/

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Those are Zimbabweans racist.

Are you actually a fucking retard mate?

thoughts on paki girls?

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>WAAAA THESE PEOPLE ARE SO
SELFISH THEY COULD GET HURT AND STRAIN EMERGENCY SERVICES
>t. on duty police officers flying drones for twitter posts
fucking state of this country and everyone in it

you can't tell the difference between zim and congo you're the bigot

My point still stands

It is well known that britpol loves Indian women

except its not, also im welsh
btfo

China's real death toll is somewhere between just under 50,000 to just over 130,000 then if that's true. 80,000 to 100,000 seems reasonable if that's accurate. Problem is that it's estimates from unnamed sources, so no more realiable than China.

Why are you showing me Indians?