First man to read Deutsche Bank's balance sheet in 20 years kills himself shortly after
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Ist das dein Vater du Schwuchtel?
The Onion in real life.
Ne, deine Mutter, du Transe.
> Police reached the conclusion he had committed suicide due to “extensive crime scene work, the questioning of numerous witnesses, the situation on site and the technical and forensic evaluations and investigations.”
> (((suicide)))
case closed
Deutschland
Clownland
clearly a corona related death
Are you implying no human has set eyes on the banks balance sheet in 20 years? Seems unlikely.
the 54-year-old regularly appeared in public in recent days, for example, to inform the public about financial assistance during the coronavirus crisis. Schäfer had been finance minister of Hesse for almost 10 years
Basiert.
Former UBS executive, and banker for Qatari crime (royal) family also unexpectedly died last week.
I bet the financial cartel has been given an ultimatum; die out or face life in prison. All this shit is happening in conjuction with Operation Defend Europe. US retaking the wealth stolen by [them]?
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Happening confirmed
Here's the truth, every German bank has failed now, excepting two, DB and a private bank which only banks for the chemical industry. DB actually failed a long time ago but the Germans are colluding with the Chinese to prop it up, under the guise of Chinese business. In exchange, China gets to dictate EU policy through Merkel.
This is the exact type of situation which NATO and GLADIO were designed to combat, but of course under Obama nothing was done to stop it. In fact, I'm quite sure Obama and his cronies accelerated the communist takeover. Now it's becoming impossible to conceal, so the commies will move into a more active phase of operation, probably under the guise of radical measures to combat the Chinese Virus.
Britain just got out by the skin of their teeth but they are in terrible danger, the Musims there can be activated by the same people who control the EU and Merkel and they can burn down London entirely. Any reaction will be called a "genocide."
Communists have been on the long march for decades. 2020 was supposed to be the year one world government was formalized, but Trump came along and screwed up the plans and that's why all the lefties are seething.
What would the implications of his death be?
Recession is coming
Europe is broke, DB is the largest share holder in the ECB. Euro going to hyperinflation soon. Probably already happened off the books.
Also look to China to magically save the day, they already bought the EU.
Who pickles a sausage? Like, really?
At this point we would be better off without a German banking sector.
If is true I can only think it's the collapse of the financial system. Kidding aside this is actually starting to get scary. Expect a bank run tomorrow.
They're great. I have pic in my fridge right now. Comfy and great in soups or just straight out of the jar.
Well it's gone, so what's next? Chinese "gold-backed" Yuan, which I also made many threads about years back?
Germany is like EU's version of the fed
If the minister of finance of fucking germany commit sedoku, it's because the funny money printer can't go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR anymore
Translation please?
Its from the FAZ
We're fucked
Stay safe bro
No, I think it's been going brrt for years and years. Remember, Obama gave $12 trillion to FOREIGN banks back in 2008-2009. Pretty sure Trump and Mnuchin shut off the dollar flow or even called back some of the money.
The blackpill is a helluva drug.
>Who pickles a sausage? Like, really?
How do you think people survived back in the day? Try farming in the winter, dipshit.
According to reports, Schäfer left a suicide note and is said to have spoken about a 'hopeless situation for Germanys future', which he saw socially, but also in relation to the economic situation of the country
No human has. Plenty of (((non-humans))) have.
no u
Why would they kill some literal who? What could he have possibly known?
But he was just the minister of one state not of the federal gov, right? Is Hesse this important? (legit asking didn't even know its existence till now)
Don't nobody understand fart talk dumbass
He dropped a redpill?
If there is first hand footage of him jumping in front of the train then it’s clear cut.
But if he died in a room from “self inflicted gun shot wound” or “strangulation” then there’s more to the story.
He felt incriminated, so he left.
I can't read Turkish, what does it say?
Ron Paul TRIED to audit The Fed.
Barney "The Fag" (((Frank))) shut it down (no reason needed or given).
a couple of weeks back there were some threads about DB having 'deregistered' in germany. pic related.. whatever became of that?
Did trump kill him?
He wanted to fast-track the stimulus package
Frankfurt is in Hesse. German finance sector. Thats why this is kind of a big deal. (if true - i could not find a real source mentioning hisreasons for sudoku)
>First man to read Deutsche Bank's balance sheet in 20 years kills himself shortly after
meine verdammten seiten
Sounds like a movie script
>he was a genius but married young and had to settle down in a low position job
>run numbers that shows the western society economy collapsing, they are into him
>they kill him, making it seems like a suicide.
Its more a sign of the times
imagine if you could the scenario: you are part of the % of society that literally has enough money to not give a shit about anything. What news could come out from one day to the other that would make you kill yourself?
I'm already suicidal, but dude, if i had politician money, i would'nt fucking kill myself, there's too much shit that can be done with that kind of money
Ah, a repeat of Wiemar Germany but this time the Jews wanted to try it all over Europe. So I guess it's time to start running wild in the streets and steal everything in sight screaming "Welcome to Honk Kong!" (Which the normies won't understand and they will start saying Hong Kong while drawing parallels to it.)
Ah thanks, that's what I read in the last thread but I didn't see the source pic.
Look up the AIIB. Red means China bought part of all of the economy.
they got rid of the original article
it now says they dont know why he killed himself
oops i had a different pic with red on the map
but you get the idea, china bought into the economies which joined the aiib
Frankfurt is where the ECB (European Central Bank) is.
He saw that things will be so bad he preferred to kill himself.
that tells you how much germany is fucked.
Useless bullshit. They only closed down several branches.
Nothing really positive/negative, or a happening.
Other banks do this as well.
Generally to save money
I will never understand why people think taking out some worthless cash is what they should be doing during a financial crisis, are they going to buy a loaf of bread with it or something?
checked, this is about it but they have a much better social control system these days
That's bullshit but I believe it.jpg
i'm sure he was very depressed.
They edited because Merkel doesn't want the truth to come out. Notice how Spiegel doesn't even mention anything lmao.
Sausages are usually already cured for preservation. There's a very slim chance that you could get botulism by pickling sausages (typically the pH would prevent this but you can have micro areas where the pH is high enough that it'd grow in the anaerobic environment) though refrigerating like the original user does should prevent that.
Oh aw shit
Yeah this story has a kind of sinister vibe
No bank ever needs to check their final balance on anything, ever.
Keep the money coming in, keep the loans going out. It doesn't matter.
Nothing else matters.
If you suicide from seeing the 100:1 or more overleveraged assets you got into the wrong business.
We need to go wider.
Dude jumped in front of a train by the way.
I'm a Certified Financial Analyst and I performed my own evaluation years ago, made a bunch of threads and everything. Every bank in Germany but two had already been bailed out / taken over by Germany's version of the FDIC way back in 2015.
>was found dead next to train tracks near Frankfurt
[X] Doubt
I think it's time to build a farmstead in the middle of nowhere and go off grid
>she's in isolation because of corona,
Isolation in a jail cell in the US.
You mean thrown?
What a shitty way to go you think he could afford a fancy way to kill himself.
I doubt you have enough time to do that user
In English god damn it!
Merkel made him give her a rim-job.
I wish I could do this. I lack money to do it though
No, that time was back in 2015 or so. It's far too late now. The Happening is upon us.
Lucky for me I moved out into an extremely remote comfy area years ago.
Economic meltdown in the 20's in Germany?
Hm... Where have I seen this anime before?
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Just to be clear for the people who don't get it, the DB balance sheet thing is a joke (I pray to God it's not because of that or we ded).
This dude was the finance minister of Hesse where all the German banks and the ECB are and he just killed himself.
it's over
The fastest, easiest, most painless way to kill yourself involves making carbon monoxide. Take a carbon rod from a lantern battery and apply a source of electricity to both ends of the rod. The rod will catch fire. Wait 30 seconds for the fire to go out. Then, when the rod is glowing red, apply as much carbon dioxide you can to the rod. You can make carbon dioxide from baking soda and vinegar, you can get it from dry ice or even from a tank or canister. When carbon dioxide touches heated carbon, it becomes carbon monoxide. It won't take long to fill a room so be sure to add warning signs to the outside so no one walks in. Good luck.
>They only closed down several branches.
Actually the German "Bundestag" was delisted from the Commercial register.
Oh man that's good
Here, I bring you a gift from the future
dude probably had some mental illness, not saying he was a retard, just that he was overwhelmed and lost is sense for reality
How would Germany economy collapsing affect the rest of the EU? I guess a lot but we are talking recession or we are talking "time to join a gang of post apocalyptic raiders "?
>Trump came along and screwed up the plans and that's why all the lefties are seething.
How can you say that at the end? You're either retarded or naive. ((Trump)) is a Zionist puppet. Look up the pictures of him kissing the wall with a Jewish hat on. I forget the name of it though
Link plz.
He probably knew what is happening behind the Virus panic smokescreen and talked or was not suppose to know. Expect more higher up people to "get sick", "isolate" or die.
one week ago someone tried to "sabotage" that same rail line maybe 10km up the track
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Here is the link to the original article
Bitte?
>I guess a lot
We are unironically funding the whole commie shitshow.
It will be good when we self-destruct for everyone except us.
A recession is already coming. They were talking about the possibility of a recession even before the coronavirus. Now you can bet your ass on it happening.
This could be much worse than a recession. If the financial system collapses you'll have entire countries going bankrupt, not to mention a lot of companies and sky high unemployment.