Reminder that France has one of the best armies in the world and won the most battles of all countries

Français!

Le béret est tout croche et on dirait qu'ils sont en tenu CBRN tellement que ça fit pas.

How did that invasion from Germany go?

Nobody fucking cares about your peepee poopoo army

France has big problems right now like utter degenerates in Uni and the fact that they need to go so low to recruit people in their army.

Plus the Legion is full of niggers and slavs who flew their country to save their asses.

Si tu veux faire une faveur à tout le monde essaie de faire bouger les choses avec les gilets jaunes.

Read a book you fucking moron. We were there only as support. Their officers were useless and their tactics straight from WW1.

They got the best MRE's

It's soo sad poor burgers.

>t. shells french fleet in port
The eternal Anglo

90% of the battles you won were against african tribes with sticks and stones. Shut the fuck up french are litterally the most cowardly people on earth

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Black ader

OP guy has the same phenotype as that famous weeping Frenchman pic.

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omg is that country fried steak
food boner

>except for that one war where their entire country was conquered and they surrendered immediately after their meme defense was btfo
other that small blunder, frogs are okay

So did many of the great empires in the world, so what is your point ?

Poland wasnt that great military threat.

And the 10%? Repeatedly BTFOing the HRE, Saxony, Bavaria, Prussia, Austria, ect.

I love reading about French history. You guys do have a historically great military.

>BTFOing the HRE, Saxony, Bavaria, Prussia, Austria
We completely embarrased you in front of the whole world. Every time you ''won'' it is because you cried to england or russia for help. Pathetic french cucks. We literally MADE our great germany in france after we beat your asses

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also one of the best scientist in the world

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What an ugly uniform

>won the most battles of all countries
But lost all important wars.

That chicken fried steak? I want to try that so much.

That's some nasty ass food, yikes

Fuck your grandpa, he fought on the wrong side.

Yes. It's pretty fucking good, but it's not something you want to eat all the time, not healthy at all, but good.

"Phony War"

France is no more
stop being proud and start being ashamed Pierre

>be naked beer drinking barbarian
>invade a weak Roman empire sending Europe into dark ages
>be ruled by Med Chad kings and emperors while doing absolutely nothing
>create protestant Christianity
>eventually unite and start pointless wars against everyone
>Get BTFO for 70 years
>get raped by russians for another 50
>unite again and get raped by Somalian and Syrians
The history of the the master race.

>What is Dunkirk.

Fucking cowards. Also, youret fucking welcome for saving your ass.

The French army couldn't even beat some Welsh bois armed with a string tied to a stick

Get fucked frog.

/britgang/

That's pretty patriotic of them to wear their flag as a uniform

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Same as our full English breakfasts, it is rarely eaten for breakfast and is a rare thing but it is filling and tasty.

Seething Frenchie

why is he dressing the flag?

Why is the Champs-Élysées lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade.

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The foreign legion are legendary, be proud. And you fought like lions in the Great wars but get memes for whtflag, which is shit.

In all human history, the French never possessed a good army. Literal shitcanned by Romans and Germans on multiple occasions. Only beat on tribal people for centuries kek. I hate the French.

France did not recover from ww1 at the time and they got caught by surprise by the german blitzkrieg via the Ardenne retarded brit

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The state of Europe now, none of us should be bragging about historical military wins.

NO MORE BROTHER WARS

>Plus the Legion is full of niggers and slavs who flew their country to save their asses.
The Legion is literally the Romans training the barbarians in advanced combat to learn how to overthrow their Masters part deux.
Only a matter of time.

All of Europe tried to conquer Russia (except England) and failed
But yeah French definitely have a formidable military history

Yeah also it's a meme stat
I'd say Russia has the best military history or Germany
Anglos maybe but they are on an island making it not impressive (as well as murdering some natives)

>France did not recover from ww1 at that time

Are you retarded? They got billions in reperation payments. So germany while being boycotted by the rest of the western world had recovered but not france?

its because youre weak and poor. you couldnt eat that much food because youve never even seen that much IRL. average american eats 2-3 times that much everyday and thats why we are the most powerful nation on earth.

>won the most battles of all countries
battles over what? who could suck the most bbc?

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Why are you mutts so short then?

kek

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the french ARE those barbarians too. the franks are literally GERMan barbarians

Why are you croats so ugly and jewy looking?

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So that's what they teach you guys in yeshiva? lmao

because its hard to shoot us at 300 meters. being 6'2 is so fucking 1453 AD. it was useful when you had to swing a warhammer around but useless in anything else. all it does now is make sure that you die 6 years before i do due to heart failure and have joint pains 20 years before i do.loser.

To be honest it would be based if we were all like Modrić
Insane speed and endurance
And even better coordination
And most important of all creativity
But yeah he ugly we make jokes about him too

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there is literally nothing wrong with chicken fried steak with cream gravy, fried okra, a loaded baked potato, and a side ranch salad. Should have gotten mac and cheese though.

Not true
I see they teach you well
But people used to be much shorter
Also it is literally one of the whitest features you can find

Not true, Prussia is the best nation of history regarding Win/lost wars, but it doesnt exist anymore tho

roman legionnaires were 5'7 you stupid nigger and they had to fight you 6'2 barbarians reking your shit every fucking time. the whitest thing ever is to be like the romans,not like the GERMans which are simply snowniggers.

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nah you eat it maybe once every 3 years. its super fucking heavy.

i eat it like 5 times a week. go back to canada,faggot.

> Money can remplace the not born babies

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how can an army cook have so many badges?

Well Croats and Serbs were the tallest people in the world then and still are and we were Romans
Look up how many Roman emperors were born in our lands

Unironically true, and they have the foreign legion too.
UK and france have the most military knowledge of all nations, especially that they invented modern military tactics.

>'won'
I mean, if you consider running winning.

The major samples from Herculaneum and Pompeii reveal the stature of the ancient adult body. The average height for females was calculated from the data to have been 155 cm in Herculaneum and 154 cm in Pompeii: that for males was 169 cm in Herculaneum and 166 cm in Pompeii. This is somewhat higher than the average height of modern Neapolitans in the 1960s and about 10 cm shorter than the WHO recommendations for modern world populations.... there goes your height superiority complex. also almost all alpha men are short and tell tall dumbasses what to do. like Napoleon,Hitler and Stalin.

KEK

>jewy looking
If you think that guy looks Jewish you are face blind.