/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2671

How much do you think China pays him?

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CAN'T SEE MY FOOKING FRIENDS!!!

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who knows

>its *cough* only *cough* a flu...

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stop posting an overdose from 2010 nigger

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What dumb shit have you bought using the pandemic as an excuse?

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When will we know for sure if reinfection cytokine storm 100% death rate was a meme or not?

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Give me an N... Give me an O... Give me a N O T H I N G B U R G E R

Reminder, tuberculosis killed 1.5 MILLION in 2018 and infected many more.

Meme virus

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Is she ok?

Is this a 10/10 in Britain?

I stayed in a hotel just to the right of this picture, amazing place. Can confirm China > America.

if i get this shit i'm gonna infect people with the good news

the more dead boomers the better

How does it feel knowing you were right while everyone called you crazy for months?

It's mutated into zombie-AIDS!

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Have run out of trifle bros

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What's gonna happen to NJ? Are we getting quarantoomed? TELL ME ORANGE MAN

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It's just a fucking flu faggots

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>Not accounting for the slow incubation period and built in mutation propensity

Corona is a nothingburger
All just smoke and mirrors without any concrete evidence

C O N C U B I N E S

I missed the Italy update, how is it there?

Als prayin for you niggers as always

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next week is when everything explodes,right?
this "peace" we have now cant hold for much longer my bros...

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nice sks

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I live in Florida and just got the text. I'm 34 and I'm essential personnel so I still have to work.

>reporting on Yas Forums
I hope your whole ancestry dies of colon cancer

muh stonks

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-fears-for-indigenous-tribes-after-doctor-in-amazon-tests-positive-11964856

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wtf is a trifle?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 120,529 (2,008) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 73,232 (5,982) Germany 57,695 (433) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,576 (60) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,013 (23) Brazil 3,904 (111) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,631 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (34) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (24) Iceland 963 (2) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,403 (+312) Italy +5,974 (+889) Spain +7,513 (+844) Germany +6,824 (+82) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Canada +819 (+5) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +242 (+4) Brazil +487 (+19) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +352 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+8) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) India +100 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+5) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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KEK

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enough

Humm fappable

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>may result in looters following you home
that's my biggest concern. right now i wear a p3 mask and goggle sunglasses, but nobody knows I have a mask on as it's hidden under a bandanna and hood.

Fucking animals

DO NOT TRUST CHINESE PEOPLE!

THIS IS THEIR GIFT TO ITALIANS!

MASKS MADE OUT OF GAUZE WITH 2 HOLES FOR YOUR EARS!!!

I FUCKING HATE CHINKS

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>“We have a very small number of people in this country [infected]. We have a big country. The biggest impact we had was when we took the 40-plus people [from a cruise ship]. … We brought them back. We immediately quarantined them. But you add that to the numbers. But if you don’t add that to the numbers, we’re talking about very small numbers in the United States.” — Trump at a White House meeting with airline CEOs.

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your cops are dropping like flies 700 tested positive already

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>be me dozens of tinder matches with schizo profile about corona
>stubborn roasties hedging their bets all repeating same line, muh career muh supermarket muh parties "needs to get worse before i go anywhere user"
>explain "you will get trapped that is the point of a quarantine"
>"yeah but what if it doesnt happen" user?
>MFW i will need to infiltrate a fortified city on foot to extract a desperate but ungrateful roastie and some how manage to get back to innawoods bunker before she has a tantrum, from having to walk somewhere for the first time in her life

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>JOKE
Herd Immunity
>BROKE
Flatten the curve
>WOKE
SUBMARINE MODEL

About 200 bottles of pic related.

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Made a compilation to share to people to try to make them realize how serious this is
Let me know what you think
youtu.be/6G0txvVq-gA

And how long would that incubation have to be?
People were travelling in and out of the country for months and months, yet we see not a single homeless person dead.

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kill 6million a year
>erectile disfunction kills 20,000 a year
Corona is a total nothing burger

One off? This whole thread is cursed

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>JUST A FLU
>SAME NUMBER OF DEAD AS NORMAL

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ok
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS MADE THIS BIDEO?

youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM

They're gonna go up just like my dick

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I'm starting to question the validity of these tests. Me and several others that live on the west coast got sick real bad in January, none of us died obviously.

based

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normies are gonna crack

>Reminder, tuberculosis killed 1.5 MILLION in 2018
So about 4,000 a day.

Corona will outpace that any day now.

It started from 1 case just a few months ago. How many TB cases were there already in the world at the start of 2018?

That's right, you're a stupid nigger.

>If I get corona I get corona.

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too old

An Irish gun with three barrels.

translate.google.com/translate?hl=nl&sl=de&tl=en&u=https://www.merkur.de/politik/bundeswehr-skandal-akk-rechtsextremismus-nazis-bei-ksk-eliteeinheit-zr-13261783.html

translate.google.com/translate?hl=nl&sl=de&tl=en&u=https://www.deutschlandfunk.de/rechtsextreme-in-der-polizei-vom-einzelfall-zum-tatendrang.724.de.html?dram:article_id=46971

is This real?

youtube.com/watch?v=HPe6BgzHWY0

>ebola
>10,000 a year
Nice shitpost bong

Well all of that is only in the UK

>Cuomo on possible New York quarantine: 'I don't think it's legal' and it would be a 'federal declaration of war'

Getting real ebic

kek
>cuckmask

South Africa is Fucked.

>brooo the numbers on the screen said it so....
Yeah, show some real evidence now.

god damn i would be cooming nonstop if we get livestreams of tanks blockading the bridges and sandbag MG nests watching the lincoln tunnel
DO IT DRUMPF YOU KIKE PUPPET

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what is this?

normies have started calling for his resignation.

>BESPOKE
Let the weak and frail die, seal the borders anyway

nextstrain.org/ncov

DO YOU RIKE IT

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (0%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-6%) Rome (-14%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-12%) Munich (-7%) Brussels (-11%) Paris (-16%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-10%) London (-22%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-40%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-19%) Mexico City (-42%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Hes going to fucking kill us all, next week he's reopening the country, religious gatherings are already authorized

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Kek

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based

Updated Graph. Any suggestions?

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>Try our terrific trifle recipes and marvel at the wonders of this traditional British pudding. Soaked sponge cake, jam, fruit, custard and plenty of cream on top - what's not to love?

bbc.co.uk/food/trifle

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>let's compare ongoing events with uncertain outcomes with already ended events with established outcomes and pretend that I'm smart and nobody will notice I'm retarded
>t. bong "herd immunity"

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What will be the verdict if at the end, 100k people in the US die?

Overreaction?

Swine flu is unfortunate, yes. Pork roll shortages will be the end of this state as we know it however.

with the daily death rate of today that isnt efven over corona kills ~1280 000 per year and it didnt even exist 5 months ago

try again nothingburgerer

I’m ready for this’ll faggot little virus.

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Who would? Nothing of value is going to die.

Saw this on television today. Had a fight scene wearing hazmat suits.
>Martial Law: Blue Flu
imdb.com/title/tt0642530/

based cuomo should run for prezzy.

I wonder how many wops that little baby took out. Think about it.

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Talked to someone in Miami Beach they were told they had to pay $157 if they wanted to be tested for Coronavirus lol

lol they probably coofed on every mask sent out aswell, better of making your own damn mask from A/C unit filters or furniture dust filters and shit like that

Explain further. I don't have any difficulty breathing so I'm not sure. I don't think it is. Can't go outside for zinc since self-isolate but thanks for the info.
Duplicate.

>ebola kills 10,000 a year
Ebola hasn't killed any people in a good time.

I can't stop staring at this. She has such a nice bum. I prefer her with black hair though.

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The problem that most normies such as you have, is that you cannot comprehend slow, vague and potentially far away dangers. You lack the foresight to see the bigger picture. The majority of people do. The only danger that you understand, is the immediate one, such as the threat at gunpoint, a bombing, an earthquake, fire, etc... I think you're just genetically inferior. You've been bred from livestock to be livestock and livestock doesn't think about the future, therefore it cannot comprehend the consequences of a slow spreading virus. You won't understand what's happening, as you gasp for air, choking on your own blood. I pity you, but I also envy you a little. You'll die as you lived, in ignorance. Blessed.

look on the bright side, you can wipe your ass with it.

bad music
too loud
SAD!

redpill me on submarine model

So any reports from around NYC? Have people started to leave the city?

Also corona is doing this WHILE MORE THAN HALF OF THE ENTIRE WORLD POPULATION IS ON LOCKDOWN.

Now imagine how much higher it would be if we just let everyone go outside like it was business as usual.

>Implying dead tramps get autopsied

Thank y-
*clink*
Oh fuck my mag pin just fell out!

>our lives are in this man's hands

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Bruh

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1. the word "simple" doesn't add any information
2. vertical lines don't represent doubling they represent time, if you do it like this you'll have to change them every time the doubling time changes, just let them correspond to days and write the doubling time above, that's clear enough

Does he think he's going to fight the navy when the only thing going to stop total chaos is a navy medical ship full of supplies on its way there now?

All these people are fucking insane. How long before police start hanging governors?

US STATES ARE CLOSING BORDERS
>US STATES ARE CLOSING BORDERS
US STATES ARE CLOSING BORDERS
>US STATES ARE CLOSING BORDERS

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The # of COVID19 cases in Florida is up 275 this PM. FL now has 4,038 cases total.

- 3,877 positive FL residents
- 161 positive non-FL residents

FL Health Dept also reports 2 more patients have died from the Coronavirus in FL. The total # is 56

Massive overreaction to what doesn't compare to the scourge that is heart disease.

>cp

twitter.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/1243999112447459330?s=20

Also, I want a corona-chan real doll

>What dumb shit have you bought using the pandemic as an excuse?

Cashed out 10% of my crypto about a month ago and went insane more or less.

Solar panels
Backup battery
HAM radio
Two guns
750 rounds of ammo
Water filters
Supplements out the ass
Dry goods beans n DEENZ
Silver bullion
First aid supplies
Nebulizer
The list goes on and on lol

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This was my theory as well

When will they do an article on Tedros too?

Nah, it's in your hands, not Zion Don's, think for yourself

>America was made to go back to work
Actual quote

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Where is that?

kek

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you'll like this then friendo

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Is this dude on Adderall? How does he keep up this smooth brain shit all day?

The majority are poor people who live paycheck to paycheck. Where the fuck are they gonna go.

The 1%, yeah they’re flying to their beach houses and such. The rest live in commie apartments and in the second floor of a Chinese restaurant.

you're like an indian taking a blanket

t-thanks china

>almost 900 dead in Spain
holy fuck

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

GO SUFFOCATE ON A DOORKNOB YOU WASTE OF SPACE

This is why no one should ever 'befriend' the chinese. They don't feel anything towards you, friendship is something they have never even heard of. Everything is a business transaction for them, and that even goes for their family members. They will scam you out of your money when you are at your lowest point and won't bat an eyelid.

you had influenza

honey cummies

It's alright, my m1a bolt just exploded

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Kek of course the muzzie sees it first

>660147 infected
>30642 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Homeless retards are constantly exposing themselves to human shit, parasites and thousands of mystery diseases. Their immune systems expect shit like coronavirus so of course they're not going to be as hard hit initially.

That's not exactly closing borders yet.

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>Feb. 10: “Now, the virus that we’re talking about having to do — you know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April. We’re in great shape though. We have 12 cases — 11 cases, and many of them are in good shape now.” — Trump at the White House.

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>asian
>blond hair
>big eyes

>Graham's number people die of eating the brown part of a banana each jiffy
>You're panicking over nothing
>WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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Kinda curious, Why is south korea doing good in this whole thing?

>BROOO YOU'LL DIE CHOKING ON BLOOD BROOOO YOU ONLY HAVE A 99.2% CHANCE OF SURVIVING IF YOU'RE UNDER 40 BROOO

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>He does it for free.

It's in your own. Fuck what the clown does.

shItaly can suck a dick we will beat you in a week

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If you think so Hans. China is a fuckin' shithole filled with shit bug people. If Trump was any sort of man he'd nuke those fuckers off the face of the Earth.

>a scapegoat
Kek of course the americafag sees it first

Hahahah literally REEEEEEEEEE

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An M1 garand and a military gas mask.

Nice

Immunity is not a muscle.

Based and redpilled

wow look at this faggot about to get banned for shit posting.

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Trying to live.

Won't save you from this invisible airborne jew

Blumpf the talking cheeto hates the tri-state area, this should pan out very well

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You beautiful burger. Never change.

stop screaming ffs and take it like a man

Bolsonaro is based, he's playing 4D chess he has a plan don't worry.

>tfw have to get home in the morning and I have to do it on foot

This won't be fun.

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Those dirty chink mother fuckers.

Made from the finest chinese super anti viral material, with fiber grown on Jupiter and processed through the chinese space factory.

That will be 37% of your GDP.

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Why are New Yorkers such assholes?

These faggots only take measures when it's them infected.

Save your country, coof on the rich.

>goat
Of course the sheep fucker thinks of his first love

Wow

heh

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>he fell for the jewish meme-virus
I'm not the retard hiding in his home over something that isn't real.
Grow the fuck up.

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They test a lot, trace people who might have it etc

Comfy Corona Research Stream, come hang out with me, I'm figuring this corona shit out...
youtube.com/watch?v=FSLi9kcssKg
twitch.tv/NEET_FEET
dlive.tv/NEET-FEET

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Niw is not the time for trifle

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based

pics of metro?

taking up reading again because theres literally nothing else to do, any suggestions pol?

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The New York Echo.

flashback to some family guy episode

>3 CO Dept. Of Corrections Employees Test Positive For Coronavirus

Post YFW 2 million imprisoned Americans get out

>south korea doing good
they are just wasting money and resources trying to delay the inevitable
it's uncontainable

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Love some nookie

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/Shill Circlejerk General/

Enjoy it while it lasts dumbfucks.

stonks

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good. we dont need a cringe pandemic as well.

LOL, hi-point

what a joke

>remember to wash your hands after touching me
I wouldn't even dream of it.

duality of man

No souls, as is the case with most niggr cattle city "people"

pic related chambered in 6.5 grendel, hopefully getting it tuesday. not sure what optics I'm gonna use on it for starters, kinda thinking of tacticool vortex red dot + 3x flip magnifier or the crimson trace 1-8x28

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wtf I love trump now

show your penis on stream and maybe someone will watch for more than a second

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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Fucking based cripple.
It's good to be a fucking Texan.

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They test over 3 per 1000 citizens and track everyone's movements

"how to build a fire" and "what plants are safe to eat"

wake me up from this fucking nightmare

>2000 dead burgers already
h-haha, very funny. slow down a little guys, no rush

>taking anything what the far-left Guardian have to say
Come on... Stop pulling our legs.

BASED

Trump is literally talking about locking down NY and you're still sitting here thinking that this doesnt constitute a happening

Mount a dildo on it so you can fuck yourself.

>working class man has working class PPE and a working class carbine
Not sure what the problem is here.

>sheep
Of course the sheep mixes himself up with the goat, that's why you think we're fucking you

Read Gibbon's Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and confirm whether or not he was anti Christian. I would like to know.

>buying books
user...
libgen.lc

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>Shrugs in 10mm
Clocking 1540 average fps.

It's good to 200 meters.

>one of the richest cities in the world
>people dying in the ER waiting for beds
lmfao

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Say it with me.
CRACKDOWN
>CRACKDOWN
CRACKDOWN
>CRACKDOWN
CRACKDOWN
>CRACKDOWN

CRACKDOWN AT SUNDOWN ON LOCKDOWN

over the nose? what noise is that supposed to stop? Is this aladdin? I'm genuinely triggered by this

How's that Fakog?

the point is to distract myself from cortanavirus but thanks user

brrrrr

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are you fucked in the head user? buy a kindle and pirate your books.

>EXPERIENCED WITH SARS
check

>GOVERNMENT + PRIVATE COOPERATION = FAST KITS
check

>WEAR MASKS
check

>PEOPLE COMPLY FULLY
check

>NOT DIRTY LIKE CHINA
check

>SOCIETAL GOOD > INDIVIDUALITY
check

>PUBLIC SERVANTS ACTUALLY SERVE THE PUBLIC
check

When are the new numbers released?

Evola

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Patrician taste, user.

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Toilet paper wars when?

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living in very close proximity with lots of people makes you an asshole. go to japan, it's the same shit. central ward tokyo, everyone's a fucking dickhead. go hang out in kyoto, people are a million times nicer.
you mad?

Does anyone have an updated image of this?

We know that Corona-Chan is rank 1 now, with 3,300 deaths today (worldometers.info/coronavirus/)

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