ONE MORE WEEK TILL IT'S ALL OVER

Lets throw an exponential curve party.

>Trump: We'll reopen in 2 weeks
>REE YOU CANT DO THAT! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WILL TAKE LONGER!!!
>Trump: We're considering 2 week quarantine on Jew York and surrounding areas
>REE YOU CANT DO THAT! THAT WONT FIX ANYTHING!
>Meanwhile, he's sending out masks, ventilators, gloves, gowns and beds to hit areas who are stockpiling that shit
>REE WHERE ARE ALL THE SUPPLIES

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>Jan. 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.” — Trump in a CNBC interview.

You first shill.

It's coming! It's coming! You look out! It's coming! You're going to see exponential rise, it's coming!
Nothing ever happens.

whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-vice-president-pence-members-coronavirus-task-force-press-conference/

We Will Open Up All Democrat Controlled Big Cities First

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>Feb. 26: “So we’re at the low level. As they get better, we take them off the list, so that we’re going to be pretty soon at only five people. And we could be at just one or two people over the next short period of time. So we’ve had very good luck.” — Trump at a White House briefing

RIOTS IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND! NURSES ARE ALREADY PROTESTING! YOU'RE FUCKED FAGGOT!

The economy has only lost 22 trillion dollars! He has to RUIN the stock market and ABOLISH employment before he's allowed to restart the economy! Fuck this Hitler!

>"two more weeks" says an increasingly nervous man for the seventh week.

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mainly by planes, i assume

Move military vehicles to do what with? What can’t the federal government do to you now? All those guns and ammo, and all god given rights are wasted, if everyone’s a pussy when it’s time to draw the line.

Are you goys ready to pack the churches on Easter?

Theologians know

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Wheres the source fag

Not in states with democrat governors. They'll keep their states (((locked down))) as long as possible.

Hell yeah, and Trump rallies all week long, packed full to the brim!

DRUMPF BTFO

>Feb. 10: “Now, the virus that we’re talking about having to do — you know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April. We’re in great shape though. We have 12 cases — 11 cases, and many of them are in good shape now.” — Trump at the White House.

Damn based Trump

Doubt

AMERICA WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE

Doctors: we need a lockdown preventing people from leaving their homes, that works in other countries
Some states: ok, we'll do it
Doctor: no, we need it on national level.
Trump: NOOOOOOOOOO STOP MUH ECONOMY REEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT ONE MORE WEEK ONLY!!!
Doctor: but that wont work, only a national lockd-
Trump: YES IT WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEE

>100k infections later
Doctor: see, it did not work, we need a lockd-
Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOO MUH ECONOMY REEEEEEEE STOP IT QUARANTINE SOME REGIONS ONLY!!!
Doctor: but that did not work in Italy and Spain and will only worsen both death rates and the economy in the long ru-
Trump: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY HOTELS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Meanwhile, other states are recovering, having less unemployment due to paid sick leave, have not put a debt of $20,000 on every citizen, and a lot of people can just work from home.

>outrageous claim
>no source
Every god damn time

Perhaps he's underestimating the degree of hysteria that's been whipped into being. This trauma will be hard to heal.

imagine thinking this is what happened. the absolute state of krauts

Coronavirus has been given its 2-week notice, but doesn't know it's gonna be fired

Imagine thinking no lockdown in Florida is a good idea.

100k dead by mid-April mutt. Will be fun to shitpost with you about it

>t-two more weeks im serious this time!

EAT A BAG OF DICKS FAGGOT!
nypost.com/2020/03/28/nurses-protest-coronavirus-mask-and-glove-shortage-in-the-bronx/
BETTER GET READY TO DEFEND YOUR HOMES! NEW YORK BURNS IN 48 HOURS!

>100k in a nation of 330 million
ITS ALL OVER NOOOOOOO

>not even 3,000 dead? lmao what a nothingburger, nobody will care in a few weeks

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Perhaps travel restrictions and severe restrictions for those at risk; the elderly and those with preexisting pathologies. Keep them isolated.

nurses protesting =/= riot

>germany
kek

I guess all anyone needed to do was tell the virus in a stern voice: "You got two weeks to leave my country."
Crisis averted!

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kek underrated

James White is unironically based

This fucking thing has been criss crossing the world since November & global death rate hasn't even cracked a moderate flu season mortality rate in just the US. What's your two weeks shit gonna do?

The media & global Jews literally memed a bad flu for the elderly & sickly into a hostile takeover. And people are still falling for it.

Don’t make the Stephen Anderson fags reee too hard

>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

His job is to present optimism regardless of how bleak it may be. The democrat media doesn’t seem to get this. The same media that dawned over FDR reading notes to the nation next to a fire to keep them optimistic.

>mutt still does not understand the concept of exponential growth
>when the media shoves it down their throat 24/7

Why is your education system such a shitshow?
It took Corona-chan until early March to hit up 100k people (5 months by your count). At current pace we might hit 1 million before April.

I’m a retard and I don’t understand the role of the president...

Should he have ran screaming into the bunker and told everyone they are one their own. Fucking useless child.

My mom had a weird respiratory issue back in January after eating at a lot of busy local Asian restaurants. Had all the symptoms that are now associated with Covid-19. Really makes you think.

>100k dead by mid-April mutt. Will be fun to shitpost with you about it
1 million dead mutts by late april too

Who cares. 100k burdens on society. We come out stronger in the end. Europe the land of the poor needs this more than anything. I’m surprised more countries just didn’t let it decimate the old that they cannot afford.

Possible, if unlikely unless all lockdowns seriously end in a week with no local quarantines. Would be fun to watch, but I'd be sorry for you guys

Don't forget the obese people, i.e. 90% of Yas Forums posters.

That’s not how anything happened. Also trumps locking down NYC where his biggest hotels are.

I'm a nurse in Elmhurst and I'm literally make triple what I did only 2 months ago. By the end of this thing I'm probably gonna be able to afford a new car lol.

>mutilation, sacrifice, torture, torment, agony, fear, greed, senseless vanity
Yes. End this or I will.

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Quarantining, not locking down, and you can probably still enter the place from the outside without checks, and thus stay at his hotels.
In fact, perfect opportunity for him to give discounts on two-week quarantine stays in his hotels outside NY.

>Doesn't realize the flu rips through millions in one season

Oh wooow, user. A whole 1 million cases. And I guess that's just the ones we know about huh. Can you imagine all those cases that have been walking around totally normal & thought they just had a cold then got better? The horror I tell ya. If they only knew maybe they could've panicked like an idiot.