/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2670

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Cancer

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my penis hurt,is this a early symptom of YELLOW FEVER!?

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>Number of patients hospitalized in two danish regions down 10% today compared to yesterday
>PM talking about reopening country on the 13’th of April where lockdown expires

Ahhhhh

It’s over isn’t it lads? We are going back to Normie World

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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If your army calls, will you serve?

Me: only if they kill/remove Bolsokek

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Gary you're late

LISTEN RETARDS

AND REPEAT AFTER ME

I SAY NOTHING

YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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Roasties losing their minds

based cuomo is talking ventilators on cnn.

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I hope corona pandemic leads to day of the rake

Wrong thread cunt

someone post hazmat telling coronachan no way fag

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L-strain stopped spreading in china after January, S-strain immunity grants immunity to L. west is only effected by L-strain

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Stop posting fetish pictures

The coronavirus will soon die off, and already it has started to in the south. The virus needs cold air in order to thrive, but temperatures are rising as we head into spring.

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OH MY GOD THAT PASTABRO FROM A FEW HOURS AGO WASN'T LARPING

A CIVIL PROTECTION GUY JUST GAVE THEM OUT TO ME TOO TOP KEK

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the fuck is she even saying? I can't understand anything

How many couples are going to survive the depressive phase once the fucking fest is over?

>*Mr, President, will it get as bad as the EU?*
>Nah, see the Brasilian man doesn't get sick. He could jump into shit and not get sick at all. I think a lot of people have already been infected here, but as the weeks pass, we'll see people develop the antibodies needed to fight the infection
>*cut*
>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)
>Why aren't they in quarantine right now
HOLY BASED

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China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Australia? You mean 澳大利亚. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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WEAR A MASK

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user that's an alternator...?

>sinophobia suddenly becomes completely normalized in the West
kek

muh socialist state

This is bullshit

Reminder that you're a faggot if you're scared of it

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You have to be tied down while intubated to stop the patient from pulling breathing tube out. It's extremely uncomfortable

Taco

Nigga we tried to warn you

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How do you even use that

POUTINE

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 120,204 (1,997) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,335 (5,820) Germany 57,695 (433) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,576 (60) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,013 (23) Brazil 3,904 (111) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (34) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (1) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (24) Iceland 963 (2) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,078 (+301) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,616 (+682) Germany +6,824 (+82) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Canada +819 (+5) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +242 (+4) Brazil +487 (+19) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +262 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+8) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) India +100 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+5) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6)…

>FULL LISTS
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JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA: Police enforceing social distancing as they make shoppers stretch their arms to ensure that they are at least one metre apart from one another while they queue outside a supermarket in Hillbrow. Police also fired rubber bullets on residents to “disperse” on the second day of South Africa’s coronavirus lockdown.

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>so just for some perspective

stick to reddit faggot.

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-fears-for-indigenous-tribes-after-doctor-in-amazon-tests-positive-11964856

What the fuck is that?

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cringe

>Han culture
like eating infested putrid bat meat from some shady Wuhan market because you think it'll fix your broken dick?

I don't even have any Corona-chan pee fetish pictures to post

Someone should fix that

>Thank you china

Jesus is coming back this easter and he doesn't bring good news, only the sound of seven trumpets.

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>if you love your nation the enemy wins

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is africa gonna be wiped out

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literally better than nothing

>oiu, can you hear me?

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NIGGER

It should a mask... you put your ears in the holes

And so it begins...

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Are those the masks China provided you with as a help?

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They are having April Fools early in Italy because everyone everyone will be dead by then

pic related looks faked as fuck

Comfy Corona Research Stream, come hang out with me, I'm figuring this corona shit out...
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twitch.tv/NEET_FEET
dlive.tv/NEET-FEET

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KKKKKKKKKKKKK

That's incest!

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Fuck off Shinji

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

4 of july!

no, the economic collapse has only just begun.

what worrys me the most is, that China may actually come out of this crisis better than everyone else
they are the only ones who have

the technology
the mindset
and the size as a country

to implement an electric jail, a mass surveillance system, which turns people basically into remote slaves but also prevent infections by that

we may come to the point where we either have to become more like china to survive in the competition.

Thanx for baking bro!

Does it work in first place?

Argieanon, you're doing such a good job I hereby grant you safe passage to the Falkland Islands without being bayonetted by a paratrooper, or your boat being sunk by a submarine.

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CORONA MIXED WITH RABIES THAT SOMEONE HAD IN INDIA AND MUTATED INTO A MIXED STRAIN

ITS OVER

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Posting again for visibility: There was a FEMA user thread where she claimed ventilators were not yet being installed, and she felt like Cuomo wanted a high body count. A timestamped photo with a FEMA jacket was pasted, as well as this pic. The thread got axed quickly.

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Damn, now you're all safe

that's a pretty hilarious quote knowing that some people here pretend that he was Polish and take pride in him

She cute

Zombie mutation would be great, all my guns would be worth something.

full face respirator master race checking in

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (0%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-25%) Rome (-14%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-11%) Munich (-7%) Brussels (-11%) Paris (-20%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-18%) London (-23%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-40%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-19%) Mexico City (-41%) Los Angeles (-37%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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I'm glad the petition to btfo tedros is getting so much support. Fuck this incompetent nigger

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Both of them need to fuck off christcuck shithead wants to spread it. Death cult along with the feminist both death cult

ahahahahhah faggot

>retard politicians think one day of cases going down slightly means the overall trend is down
>think that EVEN IF THAT WERE TRUE it's okay to reopen the country, like the cases won't immediately shoot back up again as soon as they do
Don't believe the horseshit, don't go out.

hehehe kekeke wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Mostly but due to war and famine that results from this. Those that depend on others to feed them are fucked. Numbers

this boomer again
get corona'd faggot

euros laughed at the tp hoarders with your fancy bidets now you are handed a DIY toilet paper mask lmao

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where do i find some nice corona r34 to coom to?

what about every country in the southern hemisphere?-

My numerals prove it

More than half of their country is going to starve to death. China is done.

GUYS......

>Urns in Wuhan far exceed death toll, raising more questions about China’s tally

>Taken together with the new shipment, the number of urns on hand at the mortuary looks to be more than double Wuhan’s death toll.

>Wuhan has seven other mortuaries. If they are all sticking to the same schedule, this adds up to more than 40,000 urns being distributed in the city over the next 10 days.

shanghaiist.com/2020/03/27/urns-in-wuhan-far-exceed-death-toll-raising-more-questions-about-chinas-tally/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Any gifs yet of corona climbing to #1 in daily disease deaths? I know she's #1 now but don't have it saved

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Based Asuka poster.

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>Below German, Spanish and Italian curves
>Campaign hospital almost done before current hospitals become full
>Most of the country already in lockdown
C-can we make it?

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I LOVE YOY CORONA CHAN

>not having faith in the immune system of a guy that eats cow shit and makes a living by cleaning sewers
Lmao couldnt be me

They are going to be just fine! They are immune and have tons of anti-malarial drugs.
Stop trying to interfere with their economy, racist!

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No, you sedate your patient so they don't pull it out. That's a chink hospital I guess though so no telling what they do.

all the people getting sick are literally insta hoes traveling with horrible diets no wonder they get so sick.

I would like to custom inspect her if you know what I mean

too soon

literally perfect breasts and women :/

Fuck me. Say of those evil chink bastards what you will, but they really know how to troll an entire country. Well, user? Put it on! Remember to thank uncle Xi.

>Summertime starts tonight
>Lose 1 hour

Ugh

Brazilian anons. Watch out next week our president stance on the quarantine do an 180 because people will start dropping like flies in the US.
Also, coup incoming and all three of his retarded kids persecuted for treason for being the masterminds behind those suicidal speeches Bolsonaro been giving.

Nice b8

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Simple question.

If COVID-19 is this marauding, planet-killing beast, why does the "epicenter" keep shifting? It was China, then N. Korea, then Iran, then Italy, then Spain and now the USA.

It shifts because it dies out.

Because THAT'S how viruses work.

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>China is lying
Who would've thought?

It's over.

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How come this virus still hasn't went away?

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Just answer me this quickly. I've been showing some mild but really annoying symptoms for a few days. I just need to know if I'm good most likely.

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baka china, if you told the truth the world could help you.

Just wait for their winter. Food prices going into 2021 are going to skyrocket.

No fucking way lol looks like that shitty single ply TP. Starting to feel bad for anyone who didn't stack PPE when they had the chance

Denmark fucking sucks. I was there from Jan-March before having to evac back home. It rained every day and was 40F.

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-fears-for-indigenous-tribes-after-doctor-in-amazon-tests-positive-11964856

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great bait mate

China killed 5 million residents in Wuhan to remove it

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a fucking month to surpass all the other pandemics. A FUCKING MONTH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rude

>prepped
>forgot to get a lighter and a gun
FUCK

No
At this point they can fend off for themselves
Fuck them

What symptoms?

It begins

Assuming China's numbers are even close to accurate.

As would I

Guys, do you think they can resist while being sick? Just asking for a friend

Any Ruskies here can tell if Moscow is going on a lockdown or not?

We can only hope. Hopefully they arrest this faggot and all of his family.
And also the retarded people that are now protesting to lift the quarantine.

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Went away where? Where's it gonna go, dipshit? The moon?

LOOK WHAT THAT GOD DAMN TOILET LICKING GIRL HAS DONE
twitter.com/camaradabebe/status/1244020434783404032

I would like to pass through her customs if you know what I mean.

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>700k tomorrow
FUCK we hit 600K yesterday right? SOMEONE STOP THIS TRAIN I WANT OUT!

>leftypol cvg
yikes

>neuroinvasive disease
>countless modes of transmission
>highly infectious
>india

Who's looking forward to the airborne rabies aids boogaloo?

>Imagine your kit being this new and shiny
REMF as fuck.

idk wasn't it supposed to fizzle up when its warm outside?

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Am I good lads?

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Nooo! Not the little thugaboos, not the heckin good spear chuckarinos

You forgot the part where 20% of other people get sick and need hospitalization and without it they will die.

benis

pull a rubber band through the holes and make a loop in itself, bad english but that will make it work

Mainly because of incompetence

to think it all started with some chink eating a fucking bat

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A gif was too big so I did it as a webm

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Rip Canada btw where's your leaf

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Which city lad

I agree, im just saying, it's sad to see that shit.

>"thank you china"
This is what you get for opening your legs to chinks. Oh, italianon, how could you be so naive?

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so many people are gonna die what a time to be alive

what the fuCK

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No

Do you even Crow?

You are already dead.

I'll look for a gif

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Copenhagen

Nigger the fact that it shifts is WHY it's a planet-killing beast. It means it can keep sweeping around the planet in cycles and waves over and over. It will end up back in China again at some point and then you'll realize how fucking stupid your argument is.

Thank u for the info chang but we all saw wuhan in December

just how many mental gymnastics are the nothingburger fags doing by using italy's case count when the US is exploding right now?

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We're finished

They can come out of sedation easily. Propofol is short acting

When Wuhan was first evacuated by plane, passengers were tested resulting in .9% positive. Using that as a sample, Wuhan should have had 178,000 infections, yet had 30-fold less. This means infections are being WILDLY understated meaning mortality rates are WILDLY overstated.

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It was just wishful thinking. You didnt actually believe it did you?

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Got goggles and a hood to go with it?

>no full face mask
lol moron

>she
I've been here long enough to always suspect a penis unless proven otherwise
no, the nails are not a proof

Just pressure in my body like at the liver area and I just feel terrible. Tired kind of like a flu with weird shit I've not had before. It's not so bad but it's definately not the flu. Now answer question. I just need to know if I'm good for the most part.

MOAR

So every thing she describes is what I went through in January. Guess I already survived. All these talks of experimental medication and no one thought to check for simple willpower. I just watched a marathon of ancient aliens for a week and dealt with feeling shit for another week during normal activity. This virus is only culling the weak.

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up your infected ass, shittaly.

His asshole is leaking semen.

>NOBRAKES

>extremely uncomfortable
being completely awake while mechanically ventilated is medieval torture

>Going this far for upcummies

USA is going to open the 6th of April and Europe will open up soon after. This disease is mostly killing of the elderly and those in poor physical condition, the dutch late night show had some ICU doctor on who basically relayed the message that everybody on their ward was overweight.

Anyway, they're going to use this calamity to restructure the markets for the next big bubble with a very slim chance that they're going to pull back production from those chink fucks; now would be the time to say fuck you to those slanted eyed cunts.

Anyone got a source on the claim that a german state's finance minister through himself infront of a train?

Big number going up faster = new tiddie pics faster

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It was 100% created by brain dead chinks, butany dead gooks or ruskie cock-suckers truly is a blessing

What a brainlet take. The epicenter shifts because of relative population infectivity, the virus isn’t getting tired, people are just vastly altering their lives to avoid it.

Wear it like a diaper and post pics

Only really worth being here during summer months desu

>炸得好
"Fried well“

>The thread got axed quickly.
hmm

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It’s the bats, not the brownies that are a problareno

7 Billion people in the World!

A lousy 500k CONFIRMED cases.

A lousy 5k CONFIRMED deaths.

THIS PANDEMIC IS TOTAL COMMIE BULLSHIT!

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>wake up after sleeping in
>grab quick breakfast on way out door
>go mushroom hunting innawoods
>lunch
>shoot several round handgun in back yard
>clean and maintain tractor and woods mower for first cut of year
>clean out all landscaping beds around house
>pressure wash and clean house
>come inside and chill out with family after getting cleaned up
Not going to lie, quarantine hasn't been all bad

Sure. I still feel pity for the common man there, but their governments deceit trumps my empathy and replaces it with righteous rage

Warm weather has no effect on it, its spreading through africa and the middle east no problem

How long will it last when Bolsonaro forces the governors to lift lockdowns though?

twitter.com/nfergus/status/1243934255048085504

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#believeallchinks

redpill me on the nicotine/smokers ace inhibitors

We are going to need a new chart with some more deadly diseases/conditions

>14 year old zoomer playing for Atlético Madrid youth team dies of corona in Spain

tv2.no/sport/11337794/

I've literally never shot a gun in my life but I'm pretty sure that dude aiming the shotgun is gonna be in a lot of pain if he pulls the trigger?

I love you Corona-chan

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>china tests dont work
>china masks dissolve in 5 minutes
>spain actually paid for it

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When do the usa deaths get announced?

chijo?

Nani

Meanwhile in Pakistan, UK:
twitter.com/Bollocks_Dogz/status/1243992262591340544

People eat a lot of disgusting shit
i doubt this started with a bat soup

i hate tinfoil hat theories but i doubt something this contagious and resistant was natural

No thanks, I still have dignity unlike you

what did i miss

How to make your own hand sanitizer if you can't find any:
3 parts 99% pure isopropyl alcohol, 1 part aloe vera hand gel.

How to make household sanitizer
5 tablespoons (1/3rd cup) bleach per gallon of water. OR. 4 teaspoons bleach per quart of water.

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Story?

Poor pasta negros.

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Lol not nearly enough deaths to make up for hoarding all the property and flooding the country with low iq shitskins. Die boomers.

The next step would be top 10 causes of deaths

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No one says you cant get it when youre 20, but the chances you die from it are 99.98%.

None of these images have accurate translation, I think.

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>Madrid, March 8th
>Sexism kills more than coronavirus
this pic didn't age so well, did it?

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Intubated without being hooked up. I assume she died?

Perfect, thanks user

Has Trump been tested yet?

30x more deadly than average influenza, by your own data

What's wrong with WHO?

Fuck that
Boomers
THOSE FUCKING BOOMERS
Especially the Boomers they took shit care of themselves.
Fat fucks - it mostly kills fat fucks since they are already respiration compromised due to interstitial blubber taking up lung volume.
NIGGERS Have destroyed the economy in hopes they can save themselves.
This is wrong on so many levels.

Yes m8

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Gary is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he needs to.

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Well, lads, we found out what pathogen X does when activated.
Turns out all of those zombie movies were race memories from 50,000 BC.

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You idiot, this is going to tank everyone's economy so we need to focus on health

It's just a flu I don't get the big deal.

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They were recording and laughing at a 5 year old girl licking the entire length of a pole in some very public place

Context?

Check'd.
It shifts because people (chinks) migrates, also witness how all the countries being hit hard are tourists' magnets (chinks targeted us on purpose).
And yeah, schizo pills taken.

Virus or not, it's not gonna stop me from cooming in qt Asian women once all of this is over

>GARY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WHO refuse to recognize Taiwan lmao. They clearly answer to China.
twitter.com/wilfredchan/status/1243887606569590784?s=20

Faggot

My dad broke his neck, back, all his ribs in a rollover. He was only deeply sedated for about a month. After that they needed him awake. Poor bastard

Make up, pigtails, exposed breasts.
user.. I...

if you pull back production from the chinks, none of you poor and middle class retards will ever afford a computer, let alone one to carry around in your pockets. as it should be, so go right ahead

bongs are fucked

And last step exceed birth rate

I LOVE IT

They answer to China and China alone.

I don't know. Today the governor of Brasília (260 cases, 0 deaths, already in lockdown) accepted to open convenience and lottery (where most of poor people pay bills and get government mony) stores

Based and redneckpilled.

>man hands
dead give away

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And Italy is going to get fucked, see . What a shitty time to be european.

Did-did Italy get better today?

dam

i'd hit it

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

What happens to the asymptomatic carriers? How long does the virus last in them?

Needs an update, 18% of closed cases result in death now
The fire rises

Bismark was proud of his nation and he was the greatest statesman post napoleon also he could smack Schopenhauer around and make him his little bitch if he wanted.

Nationalism 1 - 0 Anti-nationalism

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Kys nigger

yeah, negative like couple weeks ago? i don't remember how long ago it was, but it was negative.

zoomer millenial boomer remover

Bitch be ded yo. DNR and DOA

You never left the normie world, Ackmed.

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I live about an hour from there. It’s basically where NORAD operates from entirely.

kind of scary desu

Kek counting the days until your shitty country without healthcare go to the dumpster

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Faggot

I want to put my penis in it

Thanks to coping and mouthbreathing nothingburger faggots like you people are getting stupider by your mere presence

Can confirm. Would rather die

Overweight. Guess the entire US is fucked including me.

Jesus, mate - proofread
No wonder the moron krauts think we’re retards

Delivery of 5,000 URNS to funeral home in coronavirus epicentre Wuhan raises fears China is underplaying nation's official 3,300 death toll

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163513/Delivery-5-000-URNS-Wuhan-funeral-home-raises-fears-China-underplaying-nations-death-toll.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline&__twitter_impression=true

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AHHHHHHHHH

holy shit I'm going to an hospital to abuse some thots

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she will reach top3 so fuckin ez, it will boggle our minds

>One day it will just vanish

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I am not sure, but something about that ass looks fishy

oh well i guess we're fucked then

Post a selfie of your happy mutt face when your struggling grandparents are triaged to the “do not ventilate, do not resuscitate” group.

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Usually when you get sick in a hospital, you have people around you to take care of you moms sisters wives. Imagine being this sick completely alone in a hospital with nurses snd doctors not giving you the time of day as they have another 200 people to look after
scary shit

Go fuck yourself, Sacha

What if an Afrcan Mrican invents the vaccien? Will poll abandon its ways?

This fucking guy is LOSING IT lol

Is that her glorious final form?

Vit C and Zinc also keep your tonsils clean

If you feel it in your lower lungs seek medical help.

what is this

It's a nothing burger
Mutts will never understand

Will there be a taskforce meeting today?

>fuck this park in particular!

What is the difference between pneumonia and lower respiratory infections?

>even the normies are catching on

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Main symptoms include: fever, tiredness, dry cough
Other symptoms include: muscle ache, throat ache, head ache, diarrhea, runny nose or blocked nose, shortness of breath
You may have COVID but not show all symptoms
If you have trouble breathing contact a doctor immediately

Her tweets in 2 months: I'm a Corona survivor. I went abroad again for more rides on the cock carousel. l sleep in cheap hostels filled with marvelous ethnic people eating cultural food from ethnic street vendors. AMA.

Or it got axed because it's fake news and to prevent more panic.
In my country military got involved because someone was spreading a rumor army guys are not going to get a raise as promised.

>tfw CAPTCHA is blocking me because post this fucking much.

it's porn

fakeER or something

was sick like this years ago. laid in bed couldnt move. didnt puke or anything tho. felt like I was gonna die

Are the Italian’s aware of the quinine treatment for the virus, what’s going on over there???

My name is buck

Definitely ded

S
Serves you right for being a rude cunt

I love you Corona-chan

is that tissue paper with slits cut out of it?

rip pastabro we're next

No
factba.se/topic/calendar

>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY PARKERINOS NOOOOOO
He's going insane

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kill 6million a year
Corona is a total nothing burger

>sick
MY FUCKING SIDES

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Fuck off chink

They're other deep lung diseases like bronchitis I guess. Pneumonia and TB are technically lower respiratory diseases, but big enough to stand on their own

That march fucked Spain. The state of women

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Go eat a rat, Chang

Provided you can trust the death count

>"Open the door!Delivery! Your girlfiend has arrived..."
Seems pretty bang on, bro.

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82 people day EVERY DAY from yellow fever

I don't have a clue. What's going on in Russia though? Are people at all phased by the situation?

Based Sloterdijk predicted this

We love her be nice

damn fucker take your meds

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what poll?

Bill Mitchell's neverending cope is fucking hilarious

And now China is going to starve because they need food imports apparently.

five trillion women get raped every nanosecond, shitlord

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

That makes too much sense

planning for baby and/or evacuation?

Wew it just keeps happening

Yeah but that's in brown countries.

People wore clothes and still called niggers niggers in wool fields

as if things won' be 10x worse here
mandetta said it's common for nurses to work in 2-3 different hospitals for peanuts each
not enough nurses, not enough beds, not enough respirators, masks, tests, nothing

But I am a retard

A piece of cloth full of new viruses, gifted by China

jesus they flew from america to attend

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Looks like an edm or musical festival OD

Nice chat user, Thanks. Could you do one with things like traffic accidents, smoking related deaths?

>comparing yearly death tolls to something that has only been around in meaningful numbers for 2 months and is still accelerating
Corona already kills more per day on average than the first 5 on your list