Brit/pol/ - Classic Nige Edition

>You are watching based documentaries on Bitchute aren't you, user?
bitchute.com/video/s1nPYDj7KBEQ/

>Lockdown Tips From Slampig
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-52054453/coronavirus-how-do-you-cope-in-a-flatshare

>Coronavirus: Dog shelters struggle as lockdown dries up funds
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52053208

>UK records largest single-day increase in coronavirus deaths to 1,019
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/28/uk-records-largest-single-day-increase-in-covid-19-deaths-to-1019

>UK lockdown to cut coronavirus death toll by 254,000, experts say
standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-uk-death-toll-lockdown-china-imperial-college-a4400431.html

>Coronavirus: Derbyshire police dye Buxton 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter gatherings
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-derbyshire-police-dye-buxton-blue-lagoon-black-to-deter-gatherings-11964966

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163725/Illinois-infant-age-1-dies-testing-positive-coronavirus.html
twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1243823098962620417
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>they don't live in Kennet Island

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Please insult me everyone

twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1244011795133718528?s=20

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Why are leftists so disgusting?

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>CLAP FOR THE NHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the single most important article on the coronavirus

medium.com/wintoncentre/how-much-normal-risk-does-covid-represent-4539118e1196

tl;dr everyone dying had a very high chance of dying in the next 12 months anyway

>BREAKING NEWS: Illinois infant, under the age of 1, dies after testing positive for coronavirus - the youngest person believed to have died of the disease
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163725/Illinois-infant-age-1-dies-testing-positive-coronavirus.html

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Is it possible for a woman to make herself look more disgusting?

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Yes, flu kill the weak.
In other amazing news, that poster found out that water is wet. He is calling Swedish embassy to demand a Nobel prize.

Nigel's mum has the clap

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>medium

>Steel Snowflake
>writing in an "Earthy" way
>but using apostrophes
absolute pure cringe, actual norfs hate this shit. They like their Tweets empty of syntax, grammar and absolutely unintelligible to non-norfs.

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Hell is a bottomless pit

New P.M. when?

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>'There has never been a case of COVID-19 death in an infant,' said Illinois Public Health Director, Dr Ngozi Ezike.
>'If you haven’t been paying attention, maybe this is your wake-up call, Ezike said.

This kind of language is why I don't trust doctors. We've had what, 500,000 infections so far and ONE recorded infant death. Why should that 'wake me up'?

It was like that stat they were pushing last week that 'half of all deaths are under the age of 65'. Had to explain to my normie mate that that's because there's substantially more people 65

Are people just completely innumerate?

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Nice pic of bibi netanyahu

She looks old enough to be his mum

twyford and surroundings master race
also captcha is fucking seething

>Sir David John Spiegelhalter OBE FRS (born 16 August 1953) is a British statistician and Winton Professor of the Public Understanding of Risk in the Statistical Laboratory at the University of Cambridge

turn off the memeflag ESL

i honestly wouldn't care. ladder pullers seem to be more anti-immigrant than natives.

MUMMY

but seriously how can some indians be so light skinned?

Medium MIGHT talk sense and then you have to make up your own mind.
Compared to The Guardian or BBC which will only bullshit you so it's a waste of time even looking at it.

That’s totally true along with all the other lies the BBC are telling today Big Brother

She’s not a ladder puller, shes wants to make sure only her co-ethnics get in.

BBC aren't even pointing out these basic facts
the only people are dying are those that had a good chance of dying anyway, it's just happening all at once.

why is our CFR so much higher than the average? the worldwide CFR (not counting china's fake numbers) is around 30%, but we're approaching a 90% death rate. do we have a uniquely mutated strain or something?

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So fucked up. Who are they doing it for?

>Country (first confirmed case) death toll
>China (disputed) unknown
>Thailand (January 10th) 5
>Japan (January 12th) 50
>South Korea (January 14th) 150
>United States (January 20th) 2,000
>Singapore (January 22nd) 2
>Vietnam (January 22nd) 0
>Nepal (January 23rd) 0
>France (January 23rd) 2,500
>Australia (January 24th) 15
>Canada (January 24th) 50
>Malaysia (January 24th) 25
>Cambodia (January 26th) 0
>Sri Lanka (January 26th) 1
>Germany (January 26th) 500
>United Arab Emirates (January 28th) 2
>Finland (January 28th) 10
>Philippines (January 29th) 50
>Italy (January 29th) 10,000
>Russia (January 30th) 5
>United Kingdom (January 30th) 1,000
>Spain (January 30th) 6,000
>Sweden (January 30th) 100
Spain and Russia got it the same day as us. Italy only the day before. USA got it ten days before. Thailand got it twenty days before. Weird.

YOU DIE AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS

YOU TAKE ALMOST A MONTH TO GET THE ALL CLEAR

THATS WHY

STOP POSTING THIS IN EVERY THREAD RETARD

Then how do you explain Italy? All of them ready to die?

Is Nigel alright?

why would the bogs be interested in someone so young?

Based and seethepilled

Looks a bit like nicholas cage

I don't trust Russia's figures

>the only people are dying are those that had a good chance of dying anyway, it's just happening all at once.

yeah he's basically retired now

How the fuck is this possible? Fuck this country!

Westminster Voting Intention:

CON: 54% (+9)
LAB: 28% (-5)
LDM: 7% (-5)
BXP: 2% (-)

Via
@NCPoliticsUK
, 24-26 Mar.
Changes w/ GE2019.

twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1243823098962620417

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>China (disputed) unknown
their first case was in october or november and they have at least 21 million dead by now.

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Queens dead

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I want a conservative brown girl lads

hes not silly, hes got 3 gcses mate

>including 48 doctors
m8

>all clear
you never recover from this virus. it does permanent damage and it can hide in your nerves/neurons and gut bacteria.

BXP surge any day now

I think China's fake numbers are a far more significant thing to get worried about.
The Russians were smart enough to ban travel from China at least.

Fairs. But sacred of dying is a necessary fear working in a health service. And although it definitely sounds a pain working there, I don’t see how someone of our ilk thought the NHS and the “public service” they provide would be a good line of employment. And frankly for 20k fuck that, it’d be one thing if you were on 60k as some pencil pusher then grinning and pretending to fit in might be worth it, for a while.

Nah, ending your contract does seem like the right move. You weren’t going to stay with them forever anyways.

but this is good :)

Nice source.

>doctors are all young and in peak health

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doctors can also be decrepit boomers with massive health problems, yes
doctors actually have a higher risk of death because than the general population because they have poorer lifestyles

Her family were kicked out of Africa by black supremacists. She is the equivalent of the white South Africans or Rhodesians you occasionally run into who hate their home countries.

27-Feb: Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

5-Mar: Neuroinvasive potential of nCoV
archive.is/E2CiO

4-Mar: Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U


28-Feb: Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

Yeah, it's possible that they are full of shit but they were one of the first countries to close borders with China so it does sort of make sense. Putin has been pretty clear that they have lost control of the virus and shit's going to get much, much worse in Russia. Russia's stats may be suspect generally, but I don't see anyone seriously disputing them in this instance, unlike what we're getting with China.

nurses?????

I want Socialism so it is terrible.

Liam doesn't need GCSEs to write in a code that norfs understand immediately but soufs cannot hope to understand

honourary black man

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china isn't even hiding the fact that they're lying any more.

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>Newfags think I'm pube
State

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India 30th January, 24 cases.

>Twitter as a source
The sign of a retard

>120k confirmed cases

Name the last time an acid attack, nail bomb attack or truck attack happened, I'll wait.

*by based blacks kicking out carpet bagger poo parasites.

And in turn shes shills for her own ethnic interests (and those of israel). We should’ve left her, her family and the rest of that group to fend for themselves, empire was over, sort your shit out.

you're fat and you stink

We just have this bursting desire to express ourselves

>Their first case was in...
You or you don't, right now you are speculating, and if we are going to do that, will you believe the USA suddenly in the past weeks started sucking each other's dick, or the cases started a lot early

>this is 10/10 banter in america

I urge anyone to read Winston Mckenzie's wikipedia page. He goes from one nutjob party to another losing elections by huge margins. Pretty based.

It's just massive cope at this point, whatever

just went to the shop for some beers they closed 3 hours ago wtf
no late night trampies buying booze pleaseeee

Mate I'm watching you closely. If you dare post blacked shit here on brit/pol/ I'm reporting

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0.01 yuan has been added to your account

he's the black british answer to screaming lord sutch

Stop boozing

hard mode

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>the white South Africans or Rhodesians you occasionally run into who hate their home countries.

desu a lot of them seem to love their countries and some have black friends but they still hate the situation its in and are redpilled of self defence etc

>>Coronavirus: Derbyshire police dye Buxton 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter gatherings

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>>Coronavirus: Derbyshire police dye Buxton 'Blue Lagoon' black to deter gatherings
>news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-derbyshire-police-dye-buxton-blue-lagoon-black-to-deter-gatherings-11964966
this makes me seethe, literal terrorism

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I want to one day hit mitchell levels of oblivious foot in mouth retardation

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i don't have extensions for Yas Forums because i'm not an incel

We need a stricter lockdown. I hear many of you are exceeding your allotted exercise ration.
From now on, to receive permission to leave the house, you must dial 101 and explain your reasons for applying for a permit to be outside. You will be required to submit to a rectal temperature check to confirm you have no fever.

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Keep boozing

Check deliveroo.

Does Deano know he's in a shit situation and can't get out of it is it like one of those "we much imagine Sisyphus happy" type of deals? Deanos has a lot for literary potential.

mobile.twitter.com/palkisu/status/1243932801725911041

>WHO is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the chinese state
>we used WHO advice, data and modelling until we got alternative, european data

Everyone who knowingly supported the WHO must be held to account (in minecraft)

>Downing Street says China faces a 'reckoning' over the coronavirus and risks becoming a 'pariah state' as Boris Johnson faces pressure to scrap the Huawei deal
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8163767/Downing-Street-says-China-faces-reckoning-coronavirus.html
china needs to be sent back to the stone age

all dubious and inconclusive. Got anything better?

It's because they understand that viruses change. This is new, just as when spanish flu moved from killing kids and old people to killing healthy adults. It may be a mutation, it may not but it's different so we should all be paying attention.