/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2669

A guy in my wow guild died yesterday, age 30. Currently the youngest death in Sweden, unreported ofc because of socialism and """patient confidentiality""". Preexisting condition but barely, he had meningitis previously but I struggle to understand how a disease he had 5+ years ago could contribute to that. His mom(yes he was a neet) says he only went outside to go to the gym and most likely caught it there. Despite being a NEET he was well liked and my impression of him was a good one. His death was entirely caused by the swedish Public Health Agency as they ignore all international scientific consensus and put all their trust into a fringe epidemiologist trusted only by socialist yes men. Fuck the swedish government and fuck this culture of complete submission, the only reason this well liked guy is dead because our government wouldn't institute lockdowns as EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY IN EUROPE did because our chief of epidemology is literally autistic(according to an anonymous psychologist examining his mannerisms) and regards every finding and study around a new and emerging wuhan flu that isn't double blind and peer reviewed and published in nature as disinformation,

Pol knew things in the sub 100 threads of /cvg/ that our public health agency still actively contradict. Never try socialism

rank the countries from best to worst in handling this situation

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ESCAPE NEW YORK

come on rip the band aid off America the wait is killing me! this necrotic wound you call world peace is killing us... literally the age of global AIDS, every countries immune system is being cucked by "muh mutually assured freedom" freak out already!

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Can nurses and doctors refuse to work? I mean with everyone dying and getting infected, who wants to die for some strangers.

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oh wow I can get my order in a month when everyone is dead or dying!

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It's time to nuke the chinks.

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newindianexpress.com/states/tamil-nadu/2020/mar/28/man-quarantined-in-home-after-returning-from-overseas-runs-nude-bites-elderly-woman-to-death-in-tami-2122735.html

>Man quarantined after returning from Lanka runs nude, bites elderly woman to death in Tamil Nadu

WELCOME TO /CVG/ WHO WORK ROUND THE CLOCK PROVIDING FRESH REDPILLS

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90% of deaths are from the elderly and or people with pre-existing conditions

15K deaths a month vs tuberculosis 125K deaths

And most countries are at peak

No. Thing. Burg. Er.

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#1 Taiwan

German Minister of Finance just threw himself infront of train

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>he had meningitis

Thank you Gary!! I love you.

>SOCIAL UNREST IS STARTING IN ITALY
SOCIAL UNREST IS STARTING IN ITALY
>SOCIAL UNREST IS STARTING IN ITALY
SOCIAL UNREST IS STARTING IN ITALY

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

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You know, maybe we should just add the intro pastas to the OP or to a pastebin. There's really no point in having them EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS

LISTEN RETARDS

AND REPEAT AFTER ME

I SAY NOTHING

YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

Fuck off chinese copycat, where's the real argie bro?

BREAKING
FIRST NEET DIES FROM CORONAVIRUS

90 percent shitposting not related to the topic
10 percent coronachan lewd

Would you kill five strangers to save yourself?

holy fucking shit

This is what we have to have with us in order to go out.
Works great

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>Can nurses and doctors refuse to work
can yes, but most won't
I'd go through this hell a thousand more times for each of my friends knowing that if get the the next heart wrenching death they don't have to deal with it

NIGGER

Tiny. Yellow. Maggot. Penis.

>tfw mom knows how to make hand sanitizers

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Wouldn't that refusal violate the Hippocratic oath?

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....
What

e-thots who are nurses are working from home
KEK

He knew just how bad things are really going to be.

I am by no means a good drawfag but here's a work in progress.

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no no... china numba wan

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>China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.
This but inronically.

mamma mia.

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tuckbot.tv/#/watch/fqkdrj

Memeflaggot

Not good enough, soap is the only way to remove all microbes.

Are we already dead?

he was a finance minister of a state not of germany

can i have some masks guys

See

>this glownigger is still making these threads
kek

Checked and Garypilled

TAIWAN NUMBA WAN
31 December
On 31 December 2019, China contacts the WHO and informs them of "cases of pneumonia of unknown etiology (unknown cause) detected in Wuhan"[41]
An "urgent notice on the treatment of pneumonia of unknown cause" was issued to the Wuhan Municipal Health Center.[42]
As a result of the official announcement of the Wuhan Municipal Health Commission, Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan immediately tightened their inbound screening processes.[43][44]

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Yeah orders are starting to get crazy here in uk as well, the longest wait time for one online store was like 3 weeks for some sugar.......

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 120,204 (1,995) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,335 (5,820) Germany 57,695 (430) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,576 (55) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,012 (23) Brazil 3,904 (111) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (30) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (2) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) India 987 (24) Iceland 963 (2) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +16,078 (+299) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,616 (+682) Germany +6,824 (+79) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +241 (+4) Brazil +487 (+19) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +262 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+4) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) India +100 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+5) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Got a tl;dr?

LOL
twitter.com/adrianzenz/status/1243992460839321600

why tho?

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F
Fuck your herdgang policy government cucks.

Wow classic ? what server?

a disease that doesn't leave you immunocompromised, maybe these words are too big for you

>movement permit
How did we let it get this bad?

Kmalu bo isto pri nas. Si vidu novico, kako ljudje ignorirajo nevarnost in hodijo ven na sprehode in podobno, ker češ, da je lepo vreme in to. Res ne vem zakaj vlada ni aktivirala vojske že 2 tedna nazaj. Katastrofa.

Lmao is this a new symptom
twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1243965202237919233

stuff about to go down

We got a world pandemic
>Meanwhile in Poland

FAME MMA 6

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>first the chinese guy eating another dude on a train
>now this
Uhhhhh

Holy Christ

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fake and gay.

your commitment is legendary gary, i love you

Huey rezorid

The Meds are too extrovert to handle that shit.

Funny how the country with the most anti-China sentiment does the best.

3 parts 99% pure isopropyl alcohol, 1 part aloe vera hand gel. Simple as.

dude gets corona from lifting at the gym because our government is sweden levels of incompetency, dies

HAHAHAHAHAH
OH GOD
OH GOD

HAHAHAHHA. OH GPD HEEEEELP

YOUNG HEALTHY PEOPLE ARE DYING
ITS OVER BOYS

So it begins

youtube.com/watch?v=nzDmgn-G2FM

>if only you knew how bad things really are

also he wasn't found "on" but next to the tracks and from what i've just read it is considered "suicide"

China is fucking up BIG TIME. Bad tests, now this? lol.

do the same paulo guedes

Famine for China!!!

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keep it going bro

wtf I thought you speaking metaphorically

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The H1N1 pandemic infected as many at 1.4 billion worldwide and killed as many as 500,000, dwarfing COVID-19 numbers, and yet, the world yawned. Trust me folks, this whole over-reaction is pure politics.

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Yes but in most countries, revocation of licenses. >I will prevent disease whenever I can, for prevention is preferable to cure.
They can just say they don't feel safe because no PPE and that will spread to non-infected patients.
Not sure if this will hold up when they investigate you if there is ground for revocation of license.

why would humpty-Trumpty make an announcement OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT that hes gonna shut down NJ/NY?

thats gonna cause panic and people to try to flee to other places...
he should have just announced it when it was time.

WHICH...by the way....is my question:
WHEN WILL THAT SHUTDOWN BEGIN?

Mislim da nimamo dovolj vojske da bi prisilili ljudi da ostanejo not. Še tej ki so zdaj not bojo maks zdržali še en teden al pa dva

Market crash? My best guess

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Gary is a machine learning bot brah, just like bill mitchell......

>muttoids have corona parties
>muttoids lick public toilet seats
>muttoids go in massive gatherings while other countries experience masisve outbreaks
>muttoids act like degenerate animals and think they're safe because their government did no testing
>mutt in chief thinks the battle has been finished and wants to sent the mutt cattle back to work to slave away for some rich jews
They fucking deserve everything they get i hope it mutates and kills everyone there regardless of age, no one will miss your wars for israel, nigger worship, faggotry and degeneracy mutts
youtube.com/watch?v=fapSaL3SQO0

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Niiiiice Gaaary!

Just got a call. My sisters husband got his test back. He has corona. first person I now to have it. Fuck!!!

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India, Africa , mexico and south America are going to be completely wiped out.
If Europe and America are looking at potentially apocalyptic scenario , then the third world doesn't stand a chance

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classic ye, he lent me 1000g my first week in the guild, rip

>twitter.com/adrianzenz/status/1243992460839321600
yikes

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-1%) Beijing (0%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-25%) Rome (-16%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-11%) Paris (-20%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-18%) London (-23%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-39%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-19%) Mexico City (-40%) Los Angeles (-36%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Here we goooo

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they are used to it

I know sucking dick for a living takes a toll on you but I didnt think it would harm your cognitive functions..

Damn

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>social unrest is brewing
>normies can't cope

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GAKE AND FAY

Based and acromegalypiled.

i second this but you gypsy scum need to go too

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Stop buying masks RIGHT NOW goy

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>chinks are gonna die

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face respirator part is wrong, you need the vapor attachment, the pink one is the wrong one for the virus.

in theory my country can completely feed itself so that's a plus i guess

Not bad, with this self quarantine Greece has managed to keep the count very low.
Greeks are notorious for being individualists that wont follow rules, but since we are in the midst of apocalypse 99% is following through, with personal responsibility

first the faulty tests in Spain and now this
could it be on purpose?

finally

How bad is it lads

nice furniture

swedbros I am worried about you and your HERD

Thanks.
Also, fair enough.