/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2668

Never leave us again

I wish corona would go away. I sick of having to wash my groceries when I get them home.

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even if the virus kill 10% of the entire population the lockdown and economic collapse are still a bigger happening than the virus itself.

this

>he doesn't have a cpr kit on hey keychain
up your social game user

Respirator? Naw don't need it. If I get infected my body will take care of it and I become stronger

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If you like celery taste on your stew or soup, Grow Lovage!
A perennial plant that tastes strongly of celery, like celery^2
Grows really big, plenty of leafs. Easy to grow.
Bees love it. This is a nice plant to have.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovage
youtube.com/watch?v=GiURVYDEIXE
Grow Lovage!
I'm the bag.
t. lovage shill

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Thank you Gary

Daily reminder that the virus was intentionally spread by China while stockpiling supplies in January.

Daily reminder the WHO is bought by China and is not trustworthy.
youtu.be/RLvg0KnTKhU?t=1193

twitter.com/CrimeLdn/status/1243941313785073668

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Would you like some coronavirus on your thin crust, sir?

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just a (spanish) flu bro

RIOTS AND UNREST BEGINNING IN ITALY
>RIOTS AND UNREST BEGINNING IN ITALY
RIOTS AND UNREST BEGINNING IN ITALY
>RIOTS AND UNREST BEGINNING IN ITALY

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122

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>warned about how bad this can get time and time again
>governments don't listen
>after the governments listened the general population still doesn't listens and ignores the danger
>they will get it one day or another and probably die
>hundreds of thousands of morons will be gone
Again, why is this virus a bad thing?

They should make a Yakuza game set in quarantined Tokyo

Kys hapa

G-guys..?

abc11.com/illinois-infant-death-coronavirus-chicago-covid-19/6058789/

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What's up with this?

Dam that's uk in webm

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this is true, I think the side effects especially here in America are going to be huge, shit could hit the fan

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I cant wait for the inevitable gary posts when half a million is dead and 20,000 are dying daily

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Bby u make my penis go doki

any mini-happenings lads?

At some point, /cvg/ threads will be 350 pasta posts from all the nothing-burger schizos and the rest naked lactating ovulating squirting corona-chans

>pachinko
those are essential like supermarkets

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China faked the epidemic for having an alibi while they freed the real virus in Europe and the States. This is a hidden war, folks!!!!

I saw that shit, I was like no way. I see more reports of young people dying. More like the zoomer remover am i right?

And they aren't even close to lifting the lockdown just yet.
So this is how it starts...

Remember to sign and share this petition calling for the resignation of Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, WHO Director General

change.org/p/united-nations-call-for-the-resignation-of-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-general

please and thank you

Are you the faggot that reported me for posting porn? How the fuck do you think I "glow" for trying to remove the asshole who fucked us all over because of this? Please stop posting your shit accusations on this board and try bringing some real discussion here instead. Thank you.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 120,076 (1,993) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,335 (5,820) Germany 57,695 (430) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,546 (55) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,011 (23) Brazil 3,904 (111) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (30) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (2) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,950 (+297) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,616 (+682) Germany +6,824 (+79) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +240 (+4) Brazil +487 (+19) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +262 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+4) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+5) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2) Algeria +45 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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A 1 year old kid just died

Glad I'm a mazzios chad

NEVER FORGET THE ENDGAME ANONS...
And WHO is running it...

youtube.com/embed/_WTBkj8gFfI?autoplay=1

Unlikely to be white.

statistically a nothing burger but real fucking sad for the parents

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELP!!!!!!

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I think I have it. I woke up today feeling awful. I’ve had diarrhea 4 times and I feel hot and fatigued. No fever yet. I also have a slight drippy nose. Pray for me lads.

i just want people to read my shitty pasta tbqh

Would actually be pretty fun

We love you Gary

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this is peak boomer

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I miss your kraut ancestors. They at least were proud of themselves.

And its only going to get worse

His image is going to be 10k pixels tall by that point

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You guys seem to be in good spirits, anything good happened in a while?

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>the 'rea
vs.
>the 'rona

Isnt any disease like that though? If you get another disease when you have another one what will you count that? Its kinda pointless this unless those diseases are also mass spread

/ptg/ is right and /cvg/ is wrong

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It exists (Dead Souls)

depends, bill, depends

strawpoll.me/19641258
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What the fuck is wrong with Normies? Why can’t they just talk to friends on discord while they work on tasks or play vidya?

COMMUNIST MINISTRY OF "EQUALITY", AND WIFE OF THE COMMUNIST VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED AGAIN WITH CORONAVIRUS. SHE WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE 8-M FEMINAZI MARCH
>COMMUNIST MINISTRY OF "EQUALITY", AND WIFE OF THE COMMUNIST VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED AGAIN WITH CORONAVIRUS. SHE WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE 8-M FEMINAZI MARCH
COMMUNIST MINISTRY OF "EQUALITY", AND WIFE OF THE COMMUNIST VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED AGAIN WITH CORONAVIRUS. SHE WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE 8-M FEMINAZI MARCH
>COMMUNIST MINISTRY OF "EQUALITY", AND WIFE OF THE COMMUNIST VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED AGAIN WITH CORONAVIRUS. SHE WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE 8-M FEMINAZI MARCH
COMMUNIST MINISTRY OF "EQUALITY", AND WIFE OF THE COMMUNIST VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED AGAIN WITH CORONAVIRUS. SHE WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE 8-M FEMINAZI MARCH
>COMMUNIST MINISTRY OF "EQUALITY", AND WIFE OF THE COMMUNIST VICEPRESIDENT OF SPAIN, CONFIRMED AGAIN WITH CORONAVIRUS. SHE WAS AT THE FRONT OF THE 8-M FEMINAZI MARCH

>elespanol.com/espana/politica/20200328/irene-montero-vuelve-positivo-coronavirus-seguira-cuarentena/478202847_0.html

OH NONONONONOONONONONONONONONOOO

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IT JUST KEEPS GETTING HIGHER!!! FUUCK!
MR. BONES, I BEG YOU!!! STOP THE RIDE!!

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Corona also gives diahreia now what? How can we now the ones that died didnt have it ?

I'm starting to think the virus will not be the only problem in a few months.
What's the deal with the shady militar movement all around the world?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MUST STAY AT HOME I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking normalfags

F

Anyone got videos of NYC emergency rooms/hospitals? I want to see the racial makeup of the victims.

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So what's going on in China read there were protests... quite unusual for them

I already played it on the PS3 lel
Guess they can just make a Kiwami version taking place in Corona quarantine

>Already close to 660k

is this shit increasing by 10k Hourly now?

Still here. Still need HUGGZIES

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-1%) Beijing (0%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-25%) Rome (-15%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-7%) Brussels (-10%) Paris (-20%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-18%) London (-21%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-39%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-19%) Mexico City (-45%) Los Angeles (-36%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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GARYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Came here for corona chan boobies. Can't wait for those 1M milkers

Looks like WV and KY are the last holdouts in the east. SEND HELP!!!

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now this was heartfelt user, thanks for the feels

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!!!!!

Yeah, heard about unrest on TV.
SHIT IS GOING DOWN

fug

Mad Max society soon

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can someone make a webm of this

>Be me
>Fat
>Smoke a pack a day
>Have asthma
>Sleep deprived
I'm not gonna make it am I, lads?

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Guess he realized the flu reply wasn't cutting it anymore so he went for the bends

brown

Does anyone have the “negative for COVID positive for HIV” pic? I need it for a meme

>abc11.com/illinois-infant-death-coronavirus-chicago-covid-19/6058789/

pre-existing condition

Not surprised a baby that had just been born also got coronavirus in china iirc, they said it recovered but i dont trust them

the world economy will collapse in two months
telecommunications services won't hold on

I just want to say, it's a honor to be part of /cvg/, always ahead of the curve

WHO was lying that it's a nothingburger.

we are probably at around 15k/hr now but the testing is the main bottleneck

Why wouldn't we be? Corona-chan is growing big and strong

Holy shit. Look! How inhuman and barbaric are these people, they are staring without doing shit! Fucking chine...

OH WAIT

(you) posted, Shuten lad. That's my good news

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Did Corona-chan's bust size finally reach 600,000. You know, did it happen?

POGGERS

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Embrace Death!

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*huggzies u*

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lets fucking hope

>Huebi lockdown lifted
>Huebis wanna go back to wagecucking
>Jiangxi governors said NO FUCK OFF
>riot

It begins.

America is going to be like this x100 in about a month's time. Maybe less.

Right here
*pulls down pants*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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NBCUniversal Jewish CEO Jeff Shell Tests Positive for Coronavirus

topshelf.news/nbcuniversal-ceo-jeff-shell-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

The standard endemic coronavirus kill infants and toddlers more than adults, outside of the elderly.

I don't see why this would be different; this is just more virulent.

This chink raises a good point everybody. Better shoot every chink in sight just in case they’re planning the same. (You’ll have the advantage, what with your eyes that can see farther because they open wider)

just ww3 preparations, don't mind it, you have no power over it, you only have a part reserved in suffering because of it

>Anyone got videos of NYC emergency rooms/hospitals
youtube.com/watch?v=R2T8SBieXiM

North Dakota is going to come out of this looking like a million white bucks

Get ready Yas Forums we might reach 666,666 today

>Stop smoking
>Start eating healthy
>Start exercising
>Stop coomin
>Take your asthma thingy as normal

There I fixed your life

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT ONLY KILLS 90YO WITH AIDS AND TERMINAL CANCER HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS AMERICA!

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How long has it been stuck on that number? 4 days? 5 days?

This thread is going so fast nobody will know that I did sharpie in pooper.

I hope against hope that China is getting nuked soon
but probably just NWO maneuvers

This. It's getting to be a bit ridiculous, especially weekdays during the 5-9 pm est area. Mornings are usually decent

Take off that mask goy!

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INFANTS CAN DIE FROM THIS

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We might really see a cure soon if all these kikes start getting sick.

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>the logarithmic graph is starting to turn exponential
It’s literally over. This is the end times.

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Too much effort

I see far fewer nothingtards posting their dumb shit lately
where did they go?

Don't you mean, oh yes?

>civil unrest begins in Italy
>plague_inc.jpg

we're so fucked

Let them all get back to work
Only when people see their family dying, they will start to listen

DRINK PEDIALYTE!

Sharpie in pooper meme is overrated, you need something thicker

this happening isnt fun anymore

is recreational cooming good if the coom land inside of a flesh wallet?

I suppose this is the end after all

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Moving the goalposts, eh?

Do isometric exercise
Sleep more loser
I just improved your chances baby, you're welcome

did you have to draw it like a cock and balls?

Here you go, user.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585360049770.webm
Videos are rare because it's prohibited to record videos in hospitals.

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How much you want to bet the media will go full "TRUMP KILLED A BABY!"

Prepping

All wars are banker wars. Resources are going scarce as well.

>>Smoke a pack a day
>>Have asthma
How the fuck is that even possible? You should be dead by now

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B-B-B-B-BUT M-MUH NOTHINGBURGER, MUH BOOMER REMOVER, MUH SIMPING FOR GRANDMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wait till it takes a hold in India

to the ICU.

Is that Atlanta?

She is growing too fast and the artist decided to wait until 1mil

RIP anonymous

you're welcome fren
I just felt the urge to write my feelings out before I freak out.
YET ANOTHER FUCKING COVID PATIENT I HAD TO DRIVE
I know I won't see him ever again, I know he is gone, he joked around and I had to play along, knowing full well he'll be dead within two fucking weeks.

Fuck this job, I wouldn't trade it for any other but jesus christ I never wanted this.
Driving for the cancer hospital is more "fun" than this.
it never was

this but keep cooming.

>Mere weeks until the army is shooting the shitskins dead i nthe streets, what a time to be alive.

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What country

Kek, normies are literally counting quarantine days on social media.

Japan streets looks shocking like america.

What about china? They all use masks

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Stop coomin and smoking first then you will unlock more energy and nutrients

it isnt, if corona chan delivers it will be a gift from god

With the amount of guns around, it's going to be a massacre

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Noice

not him but Corona-chan has me running on a treadmill again and eating better. Even gave up my drug habit for her in January knowing what was going to happen to supply.
Corona-chan is honestly they best thing that ever happened to me

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Put some monkey to swim them shit.

my mom just broke her wrist and is currently in the ER

i am in the parking lot outside as they arent letting nonpatients in

How fucked are we?

When I went to bed last night we had JUST cracked 600k.

It's already more than halfway to 700k holy fuck. We're going to be at a million by April.

I just cough a lot but that's it. I'm hoping my body is already too fucked up for this virus to kill me

I've heard word on the threads that Prince Charles and a baby got infected and died. Any more news of the sort?
Been replaying FF12 IZJS, it's just so good

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Queens NY

I used to work in a Michelin star restaurant and the chef was fucking obsessed with lovage. I thought it stank and tasted like shit personally, Nothing like celery.

Post yfw you or someone you loved prepped for this shit in Jan/Feb and are eternally grateful things are well stocked no matter how shit things are looking outside.

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A 3rd NYPD member dies of coronavirus after hundreds of officers test positive. Over 550 NYPD members have tested positive.

It's for people without Lovage, a really good plant

Fair enough. The way it is going, I do not doubt it will be a short wait.

See this normalfag shit too much these days but hot damn if it isn't apt.

congrats user

his smug aura mocks me