Why does the census ask me what type of white I am?

They will just leave it blank or put European

because if you put german or irish you're going on a hit list

They have a computer automatically rank you based on how Yas Forums your answer is. If you say anything that might betray the fact you've been on this site, you'll be among the first they throw into the FEMA camp. Do yourself a favor and not say anything close to Anglo-Saxon, Mediterranean, or Nordic.

I wondered that myself. Germanic-midwestern master citizen here. When I seen Italian listed in the white, there were sensible chuckles.

>Egyptian
Kangs btfo

>egyptian
>lebanese
>white

It must be so much worse here than we think if this is how they define 'white'

This. Also
>Irish
>Italian
>White

>egyptian
>white
why Winston my good sir. i believe so that they are saying that yes, we use to be kings.

> Leb
> Egyptian

HAHAHAHA USA

The india cure for coronavirus

>lebanese
>egyptian
LMAO

well most white americans are bunch of euros mixed. Euro-mutts with a bit of negro or cajun sprinkled on top due to some ancestor being lonely

I’m North African & I’m probably whiter than most of Yas Forums not gonna lie

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AHAHAHAHAH

Me too, but it's just symbolic now. I may put down "honkler" this time. Maybe my future decendents will wonder WTF he meant?

Follow the Armenians lead

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Alright, I’m putting “shitlord”.

My dad worked for a Petro Canada, delivering fuel to heat the homes of us Canadiens, my mom works at a local hospital, works in the Nutrition department making food for patients. Both have been working while us neets benefit from them working. My Dad had a heart attack today at work and died all alone while me and my brother sat at home, and my mom working away from her husband. A grim fate for my father, working his life for my mom and 2 brothers. The pain my family is going through, I need to vent it, anyone who has ever talked shit about wagies is pure scum. Doing your minor part in society for the benefit of everyone else is all a human can do in their time, and you will be remembered if you work a lifetime to help others. I guarantee when my dads clients find out that the guy who heated their homes for 30+ years died on the job, they are going to think about him more than any fucking neet scum who does nothing but leech of of the work of others. Took a while to type this useless 4 chan post but RIP Doug known to me as dad, hope I get digits in your honor

You could be a delusional nigger, just answer the question brainlet.

Because Europeans are white.
>MENA fags get to ‘be white’
>They speak an Afro-asiatic language
Why don’t you learn an Aryan language MENiggers?
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGER

Damn, I always figured the Armenians would help us remove bean. Fuck em then.

They are trying to juke the stats and present more people as white so people don't know they are being replaced. Lebanese and Egyptians are being counted as white. I put down German even though I'm sure I am a mix of European ancestry.

Because far far far too often, Italians and Irish misunderstand and don't check the "I'm a nigger" box.

>2 Digits away from 88'ing for your father
you're such a fuckup

Because believe it or not, Europe has multiple cultures, ethnicity and languages. Might be hard for a burger to understand I guess since you have SO MANY of them in you.

How about you shut your fucking mouth & go grab your motha fuckin shoe box

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I wish I had Europeans inside of me

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being pale doesn't mean white. Look at that pale upper arm, no white man is pale like that, europeans when pale have pinkish tone, yours paleness looks grey.

Why even bother putting mutt, get out of the white section and find other section. I'm sick of you fucking liberals.

Bro wtf you just can’t call me gray it’s fucking 2020 you bigot

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Pretty sure his paleness looks blue. Get your eyes checked.

perfect

>American
>white

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Despite being only 7.5% of the population...

Reminder that the US census includes North Africans as white. That means picrelated, a Sudanese man, is considered white in the USA

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>what is the Arab slave trade

>pure Bavarian phenotype

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This is what the average Yas Forums poster looks like

>Italian
>white

>Not putting Murrican or Huwite
You're probably not even white.

Nice blog post dagger. Shame about your flag.

>Hispanic is not a race
>Japanese
>Korean
>Chinese

>Be Syrian fleeing Ottoman Turks late 1800s
>Come to America
>Get classified as black
>See how blacks get treated in America
>Nope_not_black.exe
Literally what happened.

Are you a saltine or a ritz?

Leaving blank wasn't allowed. I typed in "White"

According to their criteria I am :)

It's a (((compromise))). At least they didn't list Slav as white.

>what type of white
What type of mutt is the correct answer.

Godspeed to your father on his way to valhalla, user

Whiter than you, Ackmed

Your the product of incest Ahmed. You are not white, now go back to Morocco and fuck goats like your cousins are currently doing.

It's a good thing they ask this.

It's part of white people starting to see their actual European heritages rather than just being "white". I'm mostly Irish-Norwegian so I put that

El Goblino
La Atrocidad
El Ogro
La Creatura
El Abomination
El Monstruo
La Luz Extinguido

Probably so you can feel special. Nothing suspicious, user.

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kek I hope mutt becomes an official legal term after this

>what kind of white are you?
SUPREMACIST is the only correct answer.

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Damn, it dropped the Unicode. Was funnier with check boxes

i told them i was native american like that one dumb cunt senator

Write Aryan or gay

I put goblino