/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2667

I WANT CORONA-CHAN TO BE INSIDE ME. NO HOMO.

It's almost like they want us to die.

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Creators of OxyContin Purdue Pharma
rite aide
Yellow Cab Company
Revlon
Rodan + Fields (Proactiv)
Burts Bees
Q-tips (Hold patent)
Victorias Secret
Bath & Body works
Medical Tribune and chairman of Medical Press, Inc.
Urban Decay makeup
Founded NYSE Stock exchange (formerly called American stock exchange)
JPMorgan
Chase Bank
Goldman Sachs
City National bank
XPO Logistics
Ben and Jerrys ice cream
Baskin Robbins
Häagen-Dazs
Snapple
Pabst beer
FIJI water
POM
Monster Energy Drinks
Rockstar Energy Drinks
Starbucks
Mr Coffee
Dunkin Donuts
Chiquita
Kraft Foods
Mcdonalds (Canada & Russia and meat supplier)
Burger King (Restaurant Brands International)
Tim Hortons (Restaurant Brands International)
Popeyes (Restaurant Brands International)
Tommy Hillfiger
Mens Wearhouse
Calvin Klein
Columbia sportswear
IZOD
J Crew
GAP
Nautica
DKNY
GUESS
Levi Strauss
Ralph Lauren
Spanx underwear
Tapout clothing
American Apparel
Ecko Unlimited Footwear
Reebok
Timberlands
Porsche GmbH
RCA Records
Sony Music
Ariana grande and Justin Biebers managers
Warner Music Group
300-Entertainment
Def Jam
Columbia Records
RIAA Certification board (Decides whats defined as platinum, gold, diamond etc. in record sales)
Atlantic Records
Cash Money Records
Young Money Entertainment
Universal Music Publishing Group
Ruthless Records
Manager of Rolling stones
Republic Records
MCA

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If you like celery taste on your stew or soup, Grow Lovage!
A perennial plant that tastes strongly of celery, like celery^2
Grows really big, plenty of leafs. Easy to grow.
Bees love it. This is a nice plant to have.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovage
youtube.com/watch?v=GiURVYDEIXE
Grow Lovage!
I'm the bag.
t. lovage shill

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nypost.com/2020/03/27/first-known-cat-infected-with-coronavirus-reported-in-belgium/
>"A cat in Belgian has tested positive for the coronavirus after catching the potentially deadly bug from an infected owner, officials said Friday."

>"The sick pet in Liège tested positive after showing classic symptoms of COVID-19 — including difficulty breathing — a week after its owner first fell sick, health officials told a press conference, the Brussels Times reports."
>"“The cat had diarrhea, kept vomiting and had breathing difficulties. The researchers found the virus in the cat’s feces,” professor Steven Van Gucht said Friday, according to the outlet."
>"Van Gucht also stressed that the Liège case appeared to be the owner getting her pet sick."

Oh wait nevermind WHO says it's not a big deal
>"Meanwhile, the World Health Organization insists that there is “no evidence that a dog, cat or any pet can transmit COVID-19” to humans."
Guess those videos of China confiscating pets and people throwing them from their apartment high rises were totally unrelated!

Shitposting aside if this thing is infecting cats it'll probably be able to infect the bats in Brazil. Which means we are fucked from antigenic shift

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Warner Bro studios
CBS Records
Marvel
DC Comics
Pulitzer Prize (invented)
MAD!
New York Times
Time
Wall street Journal
Mens Fitness
National Enquirer
US Weekly
Globe
Vox
Complex
Verge
Rolling stone
Hudson Reporter
TED Talks
H&R Block
Audible
Facebook
Zynga Games (FarmVille, MafiaWars, Etc.)
Google
DuckDuckGo
Snapchat
Instagram
Vine
Complex
Groupon
23andme
Family Tree DNA
Hotels.com
match.com
Tinder
Getty images
Shutterstock
WhatsApp
Craigslist
eBay
YouTube
Lyft
Yelp
Reddit
Sex.com
Shopping.com
Vonage
Answers.com
Paypal
Groupon
BitTorrent
LinkedIn
Dell and Alienware through dell
Intel
Sandisk
CISCO
Broadcom
Duracell
Qualcomm
Oracle
Apple (Chairman)
Android
Atari
ZeniMax and Bethesda games
Blizzard

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BARGALARGANHARGANPFFFFFFFFFTYAAAAHEHEYYEYAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Dead: 30,361
lol, still only 30,361.
How many days has it been stuck at 30,361? Four days? Five days?

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An infant in Illinois who tested positive for coronavirus has died, Gov. Pritzker announced on Saturday. The child, who lived in Cook County, is the first known infant death in the United States due to COVID-19.

Progressive Insurance
rent a car
Carnival Cruises
United Talent Agency
Citigroup
BlackRock, Inc., the world's largest shadow bank
Wholesale Grocers (The largest wholesale grocery supply company in the U.S.)
Sweet N Low
Nathans Hotdogs
Hebrew National
Jacob & Co.
Pandora
Los Angeles Dodgers
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers
Miami Heat
Tampa Bay Lightning
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Rays
New York Knicks
New York jets
New York Yankees
New York Giants (49% ownership)
Indiana Pacers
Atlanta Hawks
Detroit Pistons
Carolina Panthers (David Tepper holds ownership)
San Francisco Giants (CEO)
Chicago White Sox
Boston Red Sox
Seattle Mariners
Anaheim Ducks
Manchester United
New England Patriots
Dallas Mavericks
Milwaukee Bucks
Cleveland Browns
Philadelphia 76ers
Harlem Globetrotters
Memphis Grizzlies
Miami Marlins
Chicago Cubs

Remember, there are 2 teams that play in every sports game and that get revenue from said games.
Having only half of the teams in existence is enough to get revenue from every game thats played.

Larry Silverstein owned the world trade center

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

>b-but user.. i can think of plenty of businesses not on this list!
First of all, you need to stop being such a fucking retard. Wake up. Youre being controlled.

Every business thats not on this list has to pay jewish people to advertise their products because nearly every major TV channel and advertising medium in the United States is Jewish owned. Even non-jewish businesses still have to pay the jews every single time if they want to be successful. The Jews have a piece of every pie in America.

How many other businesses are owned by freemasons?

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CORONA FLOGGING: THE MOMENT INDIAN OFFICIALS FLOG MUSLIMS WHO WENT TO THE MOSQUE TO PRAY DESPITE NATIONAL LOCKDOWN OVER COVID-19

NICE

twitter.com/MacDanielsBlog/status/1243462433240494081

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KARL MARX IS JEWISH
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx

JEW MOBSTER MEYER LANSKY PAID CUBANS TO REINSTATE COMMUNIST ENDORSED LEADER WHO RUINED CUBA LEADING TO COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Lansky
>In 1952, Lansky offered then-President Carlos Prío Socarrás a bribe of US$250,000 to step down so Batista could return to power.

COMMUNIST PERUVIAN SHINING PATH PARTY IS ALLIED WITH SINALOA CARTEL (SCORPION) AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE JEWISH MAFIA.
"EL CHAPO" GUZMÁN (SINALOA) AND MANUEL RUBÉN GUZMÁN (SHINING PATH FOUNDER) HAVE THE SAME LAST NAMES.
MANUEL ALSO HAS THE NAME RUBEN WHICH IS OFTEN JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinaloa_Cartel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Path

3 AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN JEW MOBSTERS AFFILIATED TO AMERICAN BLACK HANDS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Siegel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Greenbaum
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Guzik

JEW MURDER SYNDICATES
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_Black_Hand

SPANISH BLACK HAND ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Spain)

THE BLACK HAND (SERBIA) IS OFTEN VIEWED AS HAVING CONTRIBUTED TO THE START OF WORLD WAR I BY PRECIPITATING THE JULY CRISIS OF 1914, WHICH EVENTUALLY LED TO AUSTRIA-HUNGARY'S INVASION OF THE KINGDOM OF SERBIA.[6]
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Serbia)

8 OUT OF 10 GERMAN COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS AFTER WWI WERE JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–1919

FENTANYL IS NOTED AS BEING OF MOSTLY CHINESE ORIGIN. PURDUE PHARMA IS RUN BY A JEW NAMED MORTIMER SACKLER, AND HIS BROTHER CONTROLS THE MEDICAL TRIBUNE.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

SACKLER AMASSED LARGEST CHINESE ART COLLECTION IN WORLD
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_M._Sackler

"ISRAELI CRIME ELEMENTS APPEAR TO BE IN CONTROL" OF U.S. ECSTASY TRADE
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia

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Rate my PrEP boys

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>FIRST CASE REPORTED ON NOVEMBER 3RD
>IN INNER MONGOLIA

What do you mean it's not from WUHAN???

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RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH DRUGS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia
>In a statement before Congress in 2000, officials with the U.S. Customs Service noted that "Israeli organized-crime elements appear to be in control" of the multibillion-dollar U.S. ecstasy trade

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH DRUGS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdue_Pharma
>Purdue Pharma L.P. is a privately held pharmaceutical company owned principally by descendants of Mortimer and Raymond Sackler.[1][2] In 2007, it paid out one of the largest fines ever levied against a pharmaceutical firm for mislabeling its product OxyContin

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH WEAPONS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH CLOTHING AND SHOES
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Timberland_Company
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Klein
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Lauren

All of the following rappers and more are signed to record labels with Jewish owners or CEOs:

50 Cent, Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Post Malone, The Weeknd, Nav,
Justin Bieber, Logic, Nas, 2 Chainz, Desiigner, Kanye West, Big Sean,
Lil Uzi Vert, Cardi B, Meek Mill, Jay z, Kevin Gates, Kodak Black, Gucci Mane,
Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross, B.I.G., Young Thug, Ty Dolla $ign, Bhad Bhabie

RIAA Certification board is also jewish owned. (Decides whats defined as platinum, gold, diamond etc. in record sales)

MONSTERS INC (SPIELBERG) AND TUPACS RECORD LABEL ARE BASED ON A JEWISH MURDER RACKET
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

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cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-new-orleans-rats-precautions-streets-empty/

US is super fucked

>denverpublichealth.org/clinics-services/disease-investigations/resources-education/hantavirus

Hantaviruses are pathogens carried by, and transmitted to humans, from rodents. Humans can contract hantavirus infection when they come into contact with infected rodents or their urine and droppings.

The clinical syndrome of HPS or hantavirus cardiopulmonary syndrome was first recognized in 1993 and has since been identified throughout the United States. Although rare, Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome (HPS) is frequently fatal, with a case fatality rate of 36%.

>denverpublichealth.org/clinics-services/disease-investigations/resources-education/hantavirus

How is Hantavirus treated?

Currently, there is no treatment for Hantavirus, so people who think they have it should contact their physician immediately to get supportive care with medication.

Thank you algerian drawfag
imgur.com/a/4cHgzBh?

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youtu.be/RLvg0KnTKhU?t=1193
Daily reminder WHO is bought by China and everything they said was to further China as a nation.

While WHO claimed blocking flights was racist and unecessary, China stockpiled resources and medical supplies while letting sick Chinese travel from Wuhan to Europe.

Anyone have the updated gif?

>Normie world on its way back

You didn’t coom the lockdown away, right user? You used the societal reset to improve yourself and rank up compared to normies, right?

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Are those todays numbers?!?

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Obligatory (You) for my anally betrothed

Hey guys, any news about at what # of cases will drawbro release the next corona-chan pic?

masks scare the shit out of people because normies think that means you are infected.
I was doing a final shopping run the other day, and this woman literally jelled at me to stay away but didn't bother passing closely by other customers.

does this make mustard sauce

The movies, media, internet, and music are key to understanding the Jewish rackets.
They dictate everything the populous sees, how they see it, and as a result what the populous desires.

They show sluts and cheating women as powerful and "liberated".
They show and glorify drugs to increase both legal and illegal drug sales, they show skinny women who wear makeup to promote sales of slimfast, nutrisystem, victorias secret, calvin klein, gym memberships, makeup, revlon products, beauty products such as proactiv etc which are all jewish owned.

They use their mediums to promote solely other Jewish businesses into extreme popularity ex: Facebook & Zynga games. Why is FarmVille the single most popular game on Facebook to begin with when there are tons of other games that exist exactly like it? At what point did Facebook even become more popular than myspace? The key is that its Jewish owned.

They corner markets and provide competition as well so that everywhere you turn you are purchasing a Jewish product. Google's alternative -> DuckDuckGo. Facebooks main alternatives -> Instagram -> Snapchat -> Vine -> Reddit -> WhatsApp. eBays main alternative -> CraigsList. Apples alternative -> Android (Why not microsoft or ASUS?). Rockstar Energy main alternative -> Monster energy -> Starbucks -> Dunkin Donuts. Shutterstock -> GettyImages. Tinder -> Match.com. Marvel -> DC comics. If you support virtually any sports team in New York city you are funding a jew. There are countless examples. The Jews are all taught from birth to value other jews as more important than non-jews. You may think they desire equality, but they consider you subhuman. Your businesses would never succeed in the world if youre not JEWISH. The "brand battles" between brands that you all participate in are literally a Jewish advertising scheme.

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need more hospital footage and people dying in the streets tbqh

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 119,682 (1,988) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,812) Germany 57,695 (430) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,546 (55) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,011 (23) Brazil 3,904 (111) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Japan 1,693 (52) Poland 1,638 (18) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (30) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (2) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,556 (+292) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+674) Germany +6,824 (+79) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +240 (+4) Brazil +487 (+19) Australia +257 (+1) Czech Republic +262 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Japan +194 (+3) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+4) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+5) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2) Algeria +45 (+3)…

>FULL LISTS
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Can we all agree that China's absurdly terrible handling of the epidemic, lying to the rest of the world, allowing active vectors to travel all over the world, and sharing defecting equipment with international hospitals constitute acts of aggression?

This has already killed far more than died in Perl Harbor, and it's still gonna get at least 20 times worse than what it currently is. Can someone remind me what was the response for Pearl Harbor?

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The likely origin of the Black Hand as a symbol:

academia.edu/37491713/Shalom_Sabar_From_Sacred_Symbol_to_Key_Ring_The_Hamsa_in_Jewish_and_Israeli_Societies_in_Simon_J._Bronner_ed._Jews_at_Home_The_Domestication_of_Identity_Oxford_Littman_Library_of_Jewish_Civilization_2010_140-162

>"And also, when two people are fighting together one will raise the five outspread fingers of his hand before the eyes of the other, as if to say that this image will do him harm."

>"Images of the priest’s hands spread in this way are known from fifteenth-century Italian Hebrew manu-scripts, and the earliest depiction in printed books is found in the printer’s device of Gershom Katz of Prague"

>Italian Hebrew manu-scripts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamsa

>("five [fingers] in your eye").[24] Raising one's right hand with the palm showing and the fingers slightly apart is part of this curse meant "to blind the aggressor".[21]

>The Hand (Khamsa), particularly the open right hand, is a sign of protection that also represents blessings, power and strength, and is seen as potent in deflecting the evil eye.[2][18] One of the most common components of gold and silver jewelry in the region,[19] historically and traditionally, it was most commonly carved in jet

>it was most commonly carved in jet

Jet is a black gemstone

This was a black hand, present in italy, meant to tell people that this image will do them harm and to curse people.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_(gemstone)

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>*Mr, President, will it get as bad as the EU?*
>Nah, see the Brasilian man doesn't get sick. He could jump into shit and not get sick at all. I think a lot of people have already been infected here, but as the weeks pass, we'll see people develop the antibodies needed to fight the infection
>*cut*
>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)
>Why aren't they in quarantine right now
HOLY BASED

youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5nuxb2wK8

the superpower is on it's way

Oh god.

I finally got around finish my CSS online programming course, so there's that.

/HVG/ when??

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Is this surprising? I'd expect babbies to have weak immune systems and stuff

Beautiful healthy Americans are dying guys

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Only poos know how to avoid it effectively

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combatting an airborn virus without masks is a guaranteed defeat, the west is a goner

>it can infect animals

this is way too fucking scary

step it up

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Yes! don't do it user!!

I understand

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AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE USA OVERLORDS I YIELD, I YIELD, PLEASE SEND HELP

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> everything from trusted manufactures sold out
> only chink surgical available, protection potential zero (like the one NL ordered)
wtf bros what to do?

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N95 Respirators vs Medical Masks have virtually the same effect protecting the user from infections.

jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2749214

why do people quote the ccp reported numbers like they're real

has china bought out every media agency everywhere

kek

>change.org
>a literal nothingburger factory website
if it can't be enforced, it will be ignored, as all online petitions are.

>can infect dogs and cats
Wait until it can infect birds, deer and mosquitoes.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-2%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-6%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-25%) Rome (-28%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-8%) Munich (-5%) Brussels (-8%) Paris (-20%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-21%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-34%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-19%) Mexico City (-45%) Los Angeles (-36%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Would you like some coronavirus on your thin crust, sir?

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Someone please post those crazy projections that were floating around in January. By now we were supposed to have millions ded but nada

No country in the world will have the willpower for a 2nd lockdown if coronachan hits in the fall again.I hope you fuckers will prep during the summer because it could be a very long winter

Only the confirmed numbers.

That looks like so much fun.

>I will never get paid to beat pajeets ._.

Could some user post the quarantine clean room infographic? I have a family member asking for it

and then sold defective tests and defective masks

why do they slap? redpill me on poo beatings

>manu-scripts
Que puto Manu, como las lia.

So a random cat or dog could trigger a second wave?

This should be impossible. Infecting the animal it came from is one thing but infecting cats and dogs is horrifying. You could not engineer a better bioweapon.

this can be arranged

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They continually update through the day. If you refresh every 20 minutes you will see an increase each time

user I've already busted 6 nuts today, please, I can't take any more...

What if Hanta and Corona mate?

The US is crumbling and the CCP is already taking control

They're masters of the racist card. That's all it takes.

>bullpup
>an israeli one at that
Just get a sub-machine gun and carry a rifle on your back for range.

Winter is literally coming

Imagine if you will, waking up to the sound of silence, you wake up, and all you hear is nothing.
Maybe a few birds in the distance, chirping like there is nothing different, like it's a normal day.
After clearing your throat and feeling a bit dizzy from last nights balcony party you move towards the kitchen.
Suddenly you hear trucks, loads of them, passing by beneath your window.
You knew it was in your city, you knew it, but you didn't realize yet how bad it really was.
You wonder what the military is doing here, maybe a stricter lockdown?
maybe just some movement to help in a hospital?
Suddenly you notice the police officer saluting the trucks, "odd" you think to yourself.
You try not to think of it, but a small part of your brain knows, these are but the first of many corpses being transporter, someone grandfather,father,brother, perhaps someones' daughter, snuffed out.
This is the moment you accept that life as you knew is over, gone, like their hopes and dreams.
Brought far away to some crematorium to be turned into nothing but ash.
You want to scream, but your lungs just don't want to fill with enough air, maybe you smoked too much yesterday? maybe you will be in the truck too?

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A man can dream

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>police beating dissidents with a dildo

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We all do, faggot

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what in the freak

the messaging about them is actually super FUCKED in the west.

masks obviously fucking work. why else do health workers wear them?

I get the no hoarding/shortages part, but they should be saying "WEAR'EM IF YOU GOT'EM BRO"

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Coof coof until you drop

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only numbers available

just rename the general to chink virus general ..

How much do I need to contribute to join up?

this is comedy

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Bought a telescope to look at moonman, and some chilli seeds for gardening. Want to make my own hot sauce one of these days. What should I name it?

>has china bought out every media agency everywhere
Surprised?

If you ever wonder why you are angry about libtards, trump, cucks or niggers in your country. That's also bought. While you cry about bullshit at home, they take over the world.

Being a NEET was pretty hard, waking up and wanting to die, constantly shaking uncontrolably and losing my mind without SSRIs, but in these times it seems to have paid out, i hope a lot of normalfags die.

THERE YOU ARE, GARY!

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>Poland
Yesterday's new cases: 168
Today: 249 as for now.
I expected to get over 200 within a day or two, but not 250, holy shit.

explain

jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2749214

An 80% compliance rate (Masks) essentially eliminated the influenza outbreak.

America officially finished

You glow.

Signed and shared, fuck that guy.

> pic implying a person

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585088710824.webm

same guy in different outfits or three homos?

>those buckets
from that christian cult leader guy that sells buckets of food for the end times on tv networks in america?

all I see is water and tp here

Chinks are already closing theaters again. 2nd wave might be happening right now unofficially

Let's see how much worse they can become. Probably they bomb Taiwan since everyone is busy..

EL ORCO...

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Which episode of gaki is this?

anyone got more footage from the riots in china?

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>it came from animals
>it can also infect animals from humans again
Not surprising

kurwa
Stay safe polebro

>not having 20 gallon buckets full of Apocalypse Burgers (tm)
shiggy

She looks disgusting

if CCP doesn't go down as a result of their conduct in this, world's just doomed

Why would you wanna touch them?

Had my morning cup of coffee and about to make breakfast, poached eggs on toast with marmite. Excellent quarantine food.

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the numbers Mason, what do they mean??

Is there a version without the dick?

DE BRITANNIA

all fags of fag countris:
>german numbers are wrong
>death rate is much higher
>fuck my anus

meanwhile in Germany:
>we test 200k a day

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Make your own masks. Do not trust masks of dubious origin.

youtube.com/watch?v=1QAWNautQMA

>2nd wave might be happening right now unofficially
They closed borders for foreigner to enter the country. Chinese friends are all riled up, sure that the virus came from Italy and all cases are foreigners now.

They are up to some bad shit, that's for sure.

That's 5 days ago, and detected only.
Actual cases probably 10,000+

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>can
They already confirmed a new wave for each random cat and dog

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not of that one.

>he missed the star of david flash of the kosher salt on the left hand side of the picture
Not everyone who prepares is your ally.

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Now that we're on this subject, I need to ask a favor from you good sir, might you have the original of pic related?

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Redpill me on that why is a bullpup worse than an smg.

I seriously don't understand why they aren't being nuked right now
maybe the west is full of fags and they all hope china will collapse by itself and there won't be a need for a war
but I think actually the leaders are all corrupt

July 1st
Hope you're live streaming

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Based. Americas famine caused by the closure of all fast foods, nothing else.

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>it's july 2021, a vaccine is finally made, the world is safe
>corona mutates in a cat and comes back again
>no vaccine yet again

Actual extinction level event

Normies fucking losing it over 2 weeks of semi-isolation has been one of the bright spots of all this

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Is there any definite proof of this not just viral load in nasal swabs? It's very rare for corona viruses to jump hosts, most infect only one species and the reservoir.

Can I interest you on the benefits of nofap?

What are you fucking gay?

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>if CCP doesn't go down as a result of their conduct in this,
West is too fucking polarized and scattered. We are useless at unifying. People are stuck in left vs right bullshit or climate change while these guys use a virus to take over the fucking world...

they are like little babies ive been at home for 6 weeks now and i dont even miss a thing

They get updated constantly through the day, as they aren't centrally controlled but issued by fifty different states.

>more deaths DAILY than threads

MAKE IT STOP

They literally banned them. You can't sell them on amazon, ebay, etc. And the AGs of most states were prosecuting people selling them. So the Chinese ended up buying them all. Fuck this gay earth

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not surprising

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I’m only presuming once they quite literally can’t hide it anymore, they’ll put the blame on italy or Spain.

Yeah, who ate the butt in China anyway?

WHAT THE FUCK, WHY ARE THE PASTAS DROPPING LIKE FLIES

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Oh good catch. But we do have some jews.

>Died 30,420 (+3,078)
>+3,078
what the fuck happened? seriously i haven't lurked in 3 days

Too late

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the cat in belgium is actually sick with corona symptoms and tested positive

Lmao AIDS medicine makes Covid worse

I've been on this weird YouTube binge of watching Christians who think end times are near. They are fucking hilarious and go back forever, well before Corona was a thing.

Every single video:

"He's coming. HE'S COMING SOON. He's COMING."

youtu.be/4Vh2sBQ7Oqs?t=174

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>but I think actually the leaders are all corrupt
Pretty much this.

>imagine being a stupid fucking normie and partying in the middle of this
If you aren't already locked down and at none to minimal contact with the outside world, you're already dead.

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MOTHER OF DOG :DDD
DIS HAS GONE DOO FAR :-----D

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Brazilian jungles and forests. Literally.

there's an original?
thats the only version of that one I have.

What's that green cloud? Did she make a virus-laden gaseous plume? owo

The CCP won't go down but Xi will and his successor will be China's Gorbachov.

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was talking about this guy

>American Brebbing :DDDDDDDDD
watch this for some premium entertainment lads

youtube.com/watch?v=sw3_5AaWBlY

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She grew stronger fren

faggots

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It's gonna hit a million soon m8 we're in it now

40 different strains. I’m thinking the reason why they’re shutting everything down, is because the virus mutates

on one hand the girl I love is stuck in miami with her family, on the other hand miami is a hellish cess pit that has brought this punishment upon itself

at least I forewarned her father to prep, even to plant a victory garden

God help her and her family

They are too weak to live
S

MENTALLY UN FOCKIN STAYBLE ROIGHT HEEYUH

you don't need the masks goy, they don't do anything ;)

It's slowing down! Happening canceled ... Two weeks and you have to go back to work like in China!

Yeah, Florida is done for

can you niggers stop shilling this fucking flu? nothing will happen.

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I see no way out if that's the case
all I can do is meme, push for China to collapse

Obviously.
There are rumors about regional politicians trying to hide cases, I wonder how bad it will get.
I'm anxiously awaiting a lockdown.

you see the difference is the japs back then had no influence in modern society whatsoever. if we start throwing chinks into “camps” china will retaliate by sending even more defective masks

watch this :DDDDD >

They don't know that it's the original, I've fucking saved that shit the moment the based draw-user posted the sketch.

Beautiful. That's a gay dance festival too.

coronachan is rank 1 on the infectious disease leaderboards, she is going pro

We taught them well. They've remembered how we did it back in the empire days.

jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2763667?guestAccessKey=60f6f66e-6f76-4f38-b3b1-efa4de9f687b&utm_content=weekly_highlights&utm_term=032820&utm_source=silverchair&utm_campaign=jama_network&cmp=1&utm_medium=email
>Case-fatality statistics in Italy are based on defining COVID-19–related deaths as those occurring in patients who test positive for SARS-CoV-2 via RT-PCR, independently from preexisting diseases that may have caused death
>Electing to define death from COVID-19 in this way may have resulted in an overestimation of the case-fatality rate.
tl;dr Italian doctors and statisticians are doing just about as bad of a job as they could be.

Guys I'm starting to get scared, can we stop now

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Is this ugly botox bitch based or cringe?
youtube.com/watch?v=0_GJHIoOQho

Make sure that user is able to come to Russia.
But the West will be free from Corona-chan long before that

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Being this fucking busy hating your neighbor while another nation is using a disease like a bio weapon to rape half the planet. Nothing of value was lost I guess.

believe it or not, this is already the biggest happening since you were alive faggot

Are there any countries that still haven't reported cases? North Korea doesn't count

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They can’t in America because some fat retard in Florida will buy the entire states supply and there will be riots

Yep faggot but also a lot more fit than the typical burger. Lets all hope he was AIDS riddled

>I have completed six weeks with no social contact
>Because of coronavirus?
>Coronawhat?

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I don't know
translate.google.com/translate?sl=es&tl=en&u=https://www.lavanguardia.com/vida/20200328/48130984125/ciudadores-muertos-dos-residencia-psiquiatrica-madrid-san-sebastian-de-los-reyes.html

It was posted way way way way way way fucking back, every1 complained then it got a redo by the author, a fucking shame I wasn't able to save it

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but... it's just a... nothing... burger ?!?!?

Bullpups have all the advantages of a submachine gun but throw away the advantages of a rifle. The rear loading mechanism is very unwieldy when prone. You have to move the sights from the target when reloading. There is much more barrel shake transferred to the rest of the rifle. You cant put the rifle on cover to improve aiming. Using a tripod is worse. Swapping out the barrel for a range barrel is not an option. Many other disadvantages that dont make up for a smaller package.
In the end you just get a shitty submachine chambered as a rifle.

It's a shrub.

They're old. 1000 old people die to every young person, but the news reports the young person. I doubt even 10 young people have died, but if you googled it, that's all you'd find.

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at the current rate germany will also have 1k+ deaths in a few days from now.

>657,915

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Bring people together. Who the fuck have time to worry about leftists, climate or cucks in a world run by Chinese?

>old demographic
>culture of hugging/kissing
>elderly takes care of children in the same household
>dont wear masks
>incompetent officals
>tons of chinese tourists
>didn't take lockdowns seriously
>let cases past medical capacity
>things spiral out of control

confluence of a lot of things really
spain next

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imagine.... your last days alive you are getting slave driven by dominos.... what a way to go...

checked

New thread??

No I must have missed that.
damn one I've missed.
this irks my archivist tendencies.

based

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actually they are doing their job.
Doesn't matter if you have underlying conditions what matters is the fact you died because you got the virus.

No you lardbrain. HIV (AIDS) means NO IMMUNE SYSTEM. The HIV drugs leave them with TRACES of immunity, which is still succeptible to any harsh attack, such as Corona-chan. Why you think Ladyboy-land COVERED their Corona cases as PNEUMONIA ? This is FAG central of the fuckin planet. They had 2500 in early February ffs....
And damn this virus is FUKIN BASED LET THE CLEANSING COMMENCE

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

And I meant daily new cases, not in total.

Had a similar breakfast, with a glass of OJ. Ate it while the rain drizzled out the window

Same as well, probably the rarest Corona-chan that I can think off since it was posted in Jan.

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