/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2666

At least my sweetie the Russian Asuka poster is here

But Russia has only a few cases

>I was only 55 years old
>I loved the GOP so much, I had all the arts of deals and stonks
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Mitchell is right" I say; "Trust the government"
>A europoor hears me and calls me a mutt
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the GOP
>I call him a commie
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the hospitals bills bankrupted me
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Joe"
>He grabs me with his powerful FEMA goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the economy
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Trump
>He grabs a mighty bill as he fills my bankaccount with debt
>The europoor walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "the cure can't be worse"
>Trump leaves through the mutthut gate
>No worse than the flu.For the economy.

Do you think this will get up to 5,000+ deaths a day? It's increasing faster than yesterday. Holy shit

>The Illinois Department of Public Health (IDPH) today reported the death of an infant younger than one year in Chicago who tested positive for coronavirus disease (COVID-19).
www2.illinois.gov/Pages/news-item.aspx?ReleaseID=21317
Uh oh

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Remember to check your dental health, this really isnt the time for having issues with your teeth.

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>the doubling time is only 3 days
how long until everyones dead?

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twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1243983975351271425

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"reap what is sown" is just as ebic and edgy n'shit but not as confrontational IMO.
Might save you a few potshots.

We're stuck here for the whole year, aren't we?

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fuck the goddamn chinese so much

fake news

>trusting the propaganda
Russia is at 1 million deaths actually. We do zero testing, hospitals are full, people are dropping dead on the streets.

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any Sheffield anons here that can explain wtf is going on?
literally the highest per capita cases outside London

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America isn't gonna make it.

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It will within the week at the current rate

fancy some bat soup? hehe

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yes.

Steam the Rice, Pay the Price

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do you guys want your ex gfs to die of this or are you on good terms?

shithole

Devilish thread requires a lusty touch of evil

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What a racist post, twitter jannies will delete it.

any blood type O super spreader chads here?

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>2,084 different strains have been sequenced
What exactly does this mean?
t brainlet

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KS LOCKED DOWN

Gov. Laura Kelly announced on Saturday a statewide mandate stay-at-home order to stem the spread of coronavirus.
Gov. Kelly said the order will take effect at 12:01 a.m. Monday and last through April 19th.

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>12 December
Chinese state broadcaster CCTV reported in a broadcast airing on 9 January 2020 that the "new viral outbreak was first detected in the city of Wuhan, China, on 12 December 2019."[17]
archive.is/5OmqT

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never trust chink products

fox26houston.com/coronavirusmap
.

Comfy NEET times while orange man prints money cummies into our tummies

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I think I'll go to the countryside. This is the only viable solution

>gf
honestly, i cannot express my feelings on the matter

>ex gfs

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 119,609 (1,988) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,812) Germany 57,695 (430) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 14,076 (264) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,546 (55) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 4,001 (22) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Brazil 3,477 (93) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Poland 1,638 (18) Japan 1,499 (49) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (30) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (2) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,483 (+292) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+674) Germany +6,824 (+79) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +1,148 (+33) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +230 (+3) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Czech Republic +262 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+4) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2) Algeria +45 (+3) Lithuania +36 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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BC is saved bros thank goodness

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Doctors and healthcare workers are dropping like flies? The attrition rate is getting higher.

What the fuck happens when we start to run low on them?

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It actually looks good for a change

China made the virus. They will attack the west within the month. Russia is in on it

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I know this is copy-pasta but
>13 millions of innocent chinese people
No such thing as an innocent chink

Dentist appointments are gonna be cancelled. Work on your regular flossing. Plus gargling helps prevent respiratory infections.

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Aggressive but I like it

People getting infected deliberately to escape Sheffield in a wooden box.

We're actually fucked aren't we?

What ex gfs? I don't even have a current gf, and at this rate I never will AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>ex gfs
what did he mean by this

Ya that's a good idea, I'll wash it off and do it that way

>be china
>fuck up and lose a bioweapon
>deny everything
>sell victims ffp3 mask
>its actually not even ffp1 quality
>all the critical staff gets infected
>expect not to be nuked to oblivion twice in the near future

Is anyone disappointed at the number of deaths?

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>start the pandemic
>lie about it
>make the WHO lie about it too
>sell fake tests
>sell fake masks
>demand the world to thank them for helping
This is jew tier evil.

mini mutations, not enough to be counted as actual new infectious strains.

yet

I need to get my wisdom teeth removed. How much longer do I need to suffer?

Based.

Rape. What?! You sow!
Easy change to a superior message

I predict that in 2 days US will have 189.320 confirmed cases!

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>implying I ever had one

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0+ imortal here

I'm sick boys, fuark

YOU die

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Corona-chan please set me free in the night

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Shalom, Rabbi.

HOW DARE YOU
YOU HAVE STOLEN MY NIGHTS OUT
YOU HAVE RUINED MY SOCIAL LIFE
HOW DARE YOU

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Can this shit just be over now? It was funny shitposting in feb but it's boring now. I wanna be able to get my Dr Pepper without every shop being sold out again

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More like every 6-8 but the answer to your question is not soon enough. Hopefully it doesn't taper off like flu season because of the warm weather. I'm enjoying staying at home.

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I am concerned about this. I was supposed to get a filling two weeks ago, but did not. Will I get the rona through a cavity??

Brought to you by that magnificent algerian bastard
imgur.com/a/4cHgzBh?

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Don't care if she does, don't care if she doesn't. I hope her parents make it, though.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-2%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-42%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-25%) Rome (-26%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-10%) Paris (-34%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-27%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-34%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-14%) Mexico City (-37%) Los Angeles (-34%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I won't be able to bring back your mommy and pappy

Cringe

a vaccine will likely not be possible.

I wish my ex's boomer parents die slowly that would be better

>imagine caring about your ex
I honestly have no idea if she is even still alive

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What ya listening to lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=y5wkebBCwAE

> 3 weeks /comfy/max
> need to leave the house (dhl locker)
> forgot to order a full mask
> everything out of stock
> only have a single disposable 3M
wtf yurobros, any recommended manufacturers beside 3M and Dräger?

reported, coomer

Different strains could be used to identify infection paths though.

earliest I could find was 3 november

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Just pulled a tonsil stone the size of a green pea. Its smell like death and Corona.

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I did another doodle today

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Get some Vampliers, mate. And a big bottle of Scotch.

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Stuff like snake bites or broken bones become super lethal again

Spanish papers report firsts lootings and calls for revolt in southern Italy. Pastabros please confirm

abc.es/sociedad/abci-graves-tensiones-italia-primeros-saqueos-supermercados-y-llamadas-rebelion-202003281411_noticia.html

>tonsil stone
Gargle salt water for them

Useful. Thanks!

This is unironically The Happening

that's cringe, just write something based like "nuke china for this"

Good work.

fuck off with this reddit shit

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nu.nl/coronavirus/6041045/terugroepactie-honderdduizenden-mondkapjes-in-ziekenhuizen-blijken-onveilig.html

>order 600k FFP2 masks from China
>hospital decides to test them
>not even up to FFP1 standards
>not sure how many have been used yet

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So glad I got my tonsils removed as a kid.

What do you think /cvg/
Im trying to make a respirator from a scuba full face mask and cigarette filters.
I figured if i cant breathe trough 3 layers, it should be effective at filtering virions.
Im experimenting with aquarium pump to draw air trough the filters to assist breathing.

If you like celery taste on your stew or soup, Sow Lovage!
A perennial plant that tastes strongly of celery, like celery2
Grows really big, plenty of leafs. Easy to grow.
Bees love it. This is a nice plant to have.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovage
youtube.com/watch?v=GiURVYDEIXE
Grow Lovage!
t. lovage shill

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strain_(biology)

Wuhan was just a cover for an Israeli bio-weapon attack on the civilian population of Iran and the English speaking countries of the world have the cure, they’re just waiting for enough people to die in Iran before they release it.

>Spain, Czech Republic, Ukraine and Turkey send back defective Chinese CV test kits.

80% of Chinese test kits faulty. If china is testing its people and their test kits are completely useless then the numbers coming out of china are pure shit.

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They really feel like they can take on the whole world presently, don't they?

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Toothpaste BTFO

tonsils are an important part of the immune system, you might not make it

The 3M one is pretty cute

>he didn't prep back in january
that's all I'm reading here

based

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altern8 full on mask hysteria

thanks, but I didn't find this, was probably posted a 1000 threads ago, just saving and reposting when needed

>WHO

Those guys have been dropping the ball since the beginning of this shit.

What will become of WHO after this all ends?
Will it change for the better just like airport security did after 9/11?

Kek

They were pure shit even if the tests had a 100% of success

>boring
That's my biggest issue. This has to be the most boring happening. We still have electricity, food, water and internet. My state isn't locked down so I can't even larp like it's the end of the world. All our businesses are still open and everyone here just acts oblivious to the fact that it's literally the end times. Oh well, the ignorant sheep will learn soon enough. They have the audacity to give me dirty looks for wearing gloves and a mask.

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I was looking for the earliest date the Chinese "officially" knew about it

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Gillet Jaune protests were still more kino than this happening. Prove me wrong.

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Anyone have the updated gif? How big has she gotten?

HELP, I have used condoms everywhere in my room!
What do I do with them? I cannot flush them because it might block the toilet. And I dont want to put in the so my dad will see. And he dosent like me to have pre marital sex.
Fucks now my bedroom reeks of jizz. WTF guys. I didnt know their was this downside to sex.

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Why does UK have so many deaths?

Yeah I've been getting them for years. Didnt know there was anything to do about it. Thanks.

They're kinda important for catching bacteria tho. In these trying times they might be needed..

>black hair
oh sweet mother, god bless the fag that made these recolors

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We need to go to war with them. What a parasite of a country on this planet.

At least I don't have stones growing in my mouth.

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I luv dead slopes
keep trying CCP ass licker

proper fucked, m8

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ofc not. She's a good girl.

>What will become of WHO after this all ends?
depends on how we deal with the chinese menace, WHO is controlled by chink money

I didnt need to prep with masks, i had a whole box for painting and sanding.
Im just bored and experimenting.

What's the deal with Netherlands, 9k infected and only 3 recovered, they just let them die or something?

China numbers are bullshit regardless the accuracy of the test.

>have to sign in
no

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>DUMP IT
>SHUT EET DOWN

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Is it just me, or does Yas Forums take personal protective equipment more seriously than the national fucking guard?

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+954 deaths in Spain today

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new meaning to "literally who?"

I haven't had a flu in like 10 years. I'll be fine.

Wait until the chimping starts in France user, we'll get more kino

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this all such nonsense, shutdowns, apocalypse LARPing, people acting this this is akin to the great depression, acting like the world is going to completely change after this. I know Yas Forums loves it's happenings, but this is ridiculous, every single piece of data i've seen shows countries are flat lining, 18 months of these rolling quarantines? Calling bullshit, everything will be back to normal within 2 months, and a year from now we'll all laugh at how outrageous this all was.

This isn't the end of the freaking world

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Does vodka kill corona on your hands if you wash them with it?

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Everyone of them gets put on trial

>Shitposted all through feb
>Called people that were preparing schizo
>Spammed nothinburger

Now i'm on lockdown with barely any supplies. I must repent for my shitposting mistakes

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what in the fuck

wrap them up in 5 plastic bags and stuff into trash

>accepting supplies from China

Yes. Because Yas Forums is always right.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ex gfs

lol, no.

What's an ex gf?

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They were still going on a couple of weeks ago.

>What's the deal with Netherlands
They are the (((HERD))). Fear them.

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>Chen Qiushi?
>never heard of him

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>tells me that I'm the best thing that ever happened to her
>still dumped me cause "i was no fun" after my mom died
>went on to be a turbo slut
>got genital warts from it
nah she paid more than enough for the shit she pulled

Give me Juan reason why we haven't invaded China as payback?

Fat retarded female nurses too busy shitposting on kikebook and eating maltesers to do their jobs.

>40% abv
nope

Imagine the smell

requesting the john f kennedy picture in which one user with contacts to WHO predicted this in january

Not high enough alcohol content.

>no one around
>still wasting electricity to run your fucking ads
fucktards

Now is a good time to invade China honestly. Everyone hates them right now, even their own people. Plus it’ll be an economic boom once. The rest of the world wins

I'd have prefered the WWIII shit that was going down in january to be the happening over this

Uh, why was China moved to the bottom? worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>Everyone is dealing with a pandemic
>The only country you can get stuff from is known for being a scammer shithole that prioritizes profit over quality, which includes the medical equipment
We're fucked

>nypost.com/2020/03/27/first-known-cat-infected-with-coronavirus-reported-in-belgium/
>"A cat in Belgian has tested positive for the coronavirus after catching the potentially deadly bug from an infected owner, officials said Friday."
No big deal right they carry it but don't get infected right? WRONG
>"The sick pet in Liège tested positive after showing classic symptoms of COVID-19 — including difficulty breathing — a week after its owner first fell sick, health officials told a press conference, the Brussels Times reports."
>"“The cat had diarrhea, kept vomiting and had breathing difficulties. The researchers found the virus in the cat’s feces,” professor Steven Van Gucht said Friday, according to the outlet."
>"Van Gucht also stressed that the Liège case appeared to be the owner getting her pet sick."
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS FUCKING BAD

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So should I convince my family to go get masks? What should I say if they say they don't need them?

hey thats our trick

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autistic preppers will inherit the earth

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Shutting down economies for 6 months because of mass hysteria won’t lead to an economic depression??

we have such a shortage of tests that people who get better are not tested afterwards thus te hnically never declared recovered

She cannot be contained

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make sure to arm yourself......with a bunch of loganberries.

pscp.tv/w/1jMJgQZLrPPKL

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>censoring the image
fuck off

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That video of the Spanish doctor telling some gloomy shit has been taken down by Jewtube, can someone reupload it?

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>I must repent for my shitposting mistakes
no, starving to death is the only road to redemption

>"""Patient zero""" originally sought help in INNER MONGOLIA
>"""Patient zero""" originally sought help in INNER MONGOLIA
>"""Patient zero""" originally sought help in INNER MONGOLIA

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>So should I convince my family to go get masks? What should I say if they say they don't need them?
You're too late, last ones were bought late January when the government was still saying dont buy mask

Since the cat was showing symptoms, its very possible that cats can get infected and spread it to humans and vice versa. We are fucked

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>88% death rate in UK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

you get what you deserve

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70%

who feb /cvg/ when chinese were reported throwing pets out their apartments?

Hospitals don't report discharges and the Dutch CDC does no follow-up on former patients. All discharged patients do is answer some questions over the phone. They are led believe they're immune now and won't shed the virus anymore.

Much obliged

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no not really.

Aside from all the giant screens.

HIS NAME WAS CHEN QUISHI

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700ish actually

4365 two days ago
5100 or so yesterday and 5812 today so far.

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The European Union has an appointment with history and history does not wait, we must live up to it. The reaction to the emergency #Coronavirus it must be strong, vigorous and cohesive. I will fight for Italian citizens until the last drop of sweat.

BASED AND REDPILLED GIUSEPPE CONTE

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Yas Forums is always right

No. You need 80% alcohol.

This planet went through climate changes even when man was still chucking pointed sticks at things. Greta is a meme.

There we go

Can we ban mutt posting??

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that's the type of shti you expect in a fucking movie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cats aren't problematic as a reservoir. We could wipe them all out. Animals that exist in the wild would be.

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Exactly
>"Meanwhile, the World Health Organization insists that there is “no evidence that a dog, cat or any pet can transmit COVID-19” to humans."
So they say one thing and then they do everything else

>people are only asking this now
wew lad

We were fucked before the happening, during it and after it. Life is hard.

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Duh. Why else do health workers wear them?

GUYS... I coofed.. twice... How do i know the difference between a dry coof and a wet coof?!?!

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WELCOME TO /CVG/ ROUND THE CLOCK ALL DAY FRESH RED PILLS

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Who January /cvg/ when Chinks were considering a lockdown

Please everyone keep calm. The good news is we just got a shitload of ffp2 masks, the bad news is that they all expired in 2014

med school go brrrrr

HERES THIS LIST
From the CDC for 2017

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Ebin

>genital warts
oh dam she is ruined forever absolutely disgusting

I wonder how bad his symptoms were or what his viral load was.

>doing business with Ch*na in 2020
wew fuckin' lad

>Erenhot user

>Number of corona patients in hospital in 2 danish regions down by 10% today compared to yesterday

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE LOCKDOWN IS WORKING

WE WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL NORMIE WORLD SOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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There have to be a few people left in the capital that are fed up, armed and ignorant to the fact that you can refuse. Hopefully there'll be a few shootings and stabbings over this. Wonder what the government will do if that happens.

Give it 48 hours and she's dead.

What's que equivalent of FFP2 or FFP1 compared to N95?

Is he based or not, generally speaking? I know next to nothing about the guy.

I want nearly all of them to be fine.

Guys.
I shitted.
Do I have Corona-chan?

confirmed. user’s were posting stories about Chink’s throwing their cats out of their apartments because they were thought to be carriers of the virus.

sell ass
or else
f

IT was known since the beginning that cats and dogs could get the fucking virus.
Chineses killed their house pets in Wuhan.
Many EU citizens already left their pet dogs and cats in the streets.
Virus does not move from house dogs and cats to humans. Ferals are another thing.

they can all die
especially rebeca in denmark
fuck you.

Do you know how many fucking wild cats are out there? Not to mention this came from bats, why the FUCKS is it infecting cats?

We actually could see this virus infect bats again and pull ANTIGENIC SHIFT with the sars viruses in brazil

fuck I will personally defend my kitty with lethal force get fucked animal haters

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Toxobros...?

Is there really nothing at the store? I live in a suburban area in the Midwest.

That's mine sjefke. That particular pneumonic plague is very interesting because the patients were only discovered after 10 days despite Pnuemonic Plague having a 100% mortality rate if untreated within 24 hours

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One's wet and one's dry

Most of Yas Forums isn’t buying this, it’s just you lot here

>twitter.com/i/status/1243965506983428096
JFC, it's like a movie shoot or something part of contagion, literally cannot make this up

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NICE
I got few FFPD2 masks made in 2001, but still smell fresh and I got nothing better anyway, such life.

Europe has betrayed us. ''Certain'' countries won't move a single finger in our darkest time.

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yes except for the americans

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Cute cat.

There is no normie world without a vaccine and a susceptible population.

PUT THE KITTY IN THE BAG

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I remember how a lot of posters were calling this fake news

oh thats bad
this has been suspected for a while but confirmation of this is a serious concern.

This virus seems to be the work of some very, very devil genius mind.

Tim Pool is now bricking it
youtube.com/watch?v=8dnlKbwjF-U

>if you think it's dumb to runs big screens for ads when no one is there, then you're like Greta

That’s a good kitty there

The Dutch are neo-liberal and globalist puppets, everything you naive idiots do is at the direction of the aforementioned elite, can we bomb the Dutch please, what a bunch of insufferable faggots.

keep snortin wood chips leaf.

Clapping aerosolizes it

liveleak.com/view?t=u490d_1585097436
that one? No subs tho

this is brand new they could carry it in their nose or on their paws but to actually infect cells is a doomsday device

As long as the lower mainland doesnt fuck it up for everyone else. I hate them so much

>prease no invade me very sorry

posting in le ebic evil bread 3:D

Only people who needed medical care know their blood type.

subs one
youtube.com/watch?v=lirWvpDvPoA

F

Who got this?

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Poor kitty, getting deep-dicked by you 24/7...
Poor kitty

This. The virus doesn’t just go away because it’s lonely.

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it's like they want us to die

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/cvg/ threads were after the lockdown. The earliest thread about the virus was on January 19 where the user declared a happening and was told to get fucked because he was a LARPer.

Checking

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Sorry, it's fake news. Much less than 1% have died or probably will die.

And that's a good thing, better not having money than i.o.u money and people might open their eyes about EU.

no

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youtube.com/watch?v=43Hot5n2Evg

is it happening?

Yeah cringe kys

So why do they bother you if your not one of those environmental cultists? It's not like you are paying for that electricity out of your pocket.

user the cat is infected, hand it over now

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I just guessed mine, easy peasy

Cringe.
Just write something like "I'll shoot you if are not 20 meters away from me"

Jedem das Seine

I gave up around late January. I only managed to buy 2 mask and they weren't even the right mask.

Don't panic if you don't have a mask, cover your mouth with a scarf and just wash it when you get home. Also, wear disposable gloves, you'll likely be infected via making contact with hands

Guberment says they don’t think they will extend the Lockdown past April 13’th

Jesus

I think I will go ballistic if it somehow turns out to be fake.

kek I would love to see /cvg/ thread 0 and the first few after. I think I started around thread #60

Yes, communist chinks who are by nature soulless

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paranoia is not a bad trait now

>in the bag

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>Violent protests in China
Literally nothing new here

How to youtube videos?

Daily reminder that China lied about the outbreak while stocking up on resources and supplies and let sick travelers leave the country.

Daily reminder that West is falling because there is no cooperation.

Yep, these exact posts, well done user.