who would win
Istria and Dalmazia
gentlemen, entire Adriatic East Coast - the best side of coast in the pot
winner take all rightful clay rights for infinity
First round!
Italy sends aircraft carrier with 50 airplanes piloted by manlets
Croatia defends with spears and chads
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You're a crazy woman..
lets continue the thread from Croatian thread pastaman
sadly italy would, again
what do you mean again?
last time the east adriatic coast was owned by a single nation was ROMAN EMPIRE
and now it is chad Croats
reminder romans where not manlet italians
italians are mutts of germans celts and arabs
>lose
would slovenia even fight?
with what, sticks and spears?
I think they have a helicopter or two?
would austria join on side of slovenia and croatia?
albania would side with Italy right albania is basically a little Italian colony
Serbia with Italy as well
so this means
Serbs and Albanians united
Italy Albania Serbia would totally wreck the Croatian state even if Slovenia Austria tried to help
A few Italian bombers could take out all 100 Croatian tanks in 1 day and the next day all 4 migs and helicopters of Slovenia
Serbs would just scratch their heads in confusion and stay at home.
On paper, Italy wins because it has infinitely more machinery, but, you know. The army is staffed by Italians. I don't know you, but I'd never bet on Italians.
always bet on Italians
honestly sven, i don't give a fuck. croatia was never truly italian, a couple cities at best. do you really think clay makes the nation? just look at russia, that despite having half of asia its population is made out of penniless, miserable druggos that live in asbestos huts.
and even if we take a mildly italian land, what do we gain from? more hypocritical leeches that fatten with out taxes, like the half frogs from Aosta or the half krauts from Alto Adige? we don't need other morons, we have already enough problems than to babysit soviet rapebabies
you are a disgrace, you know what Croats did to Veneti in Istria and Dalmatia
Italy should look like this
Croatia would win beacuse of terrain and overall morale beacuse it would defend itself. Italy can have all the equipment they want, they wouldn't be able to take us out, even if they did, it would be with HUGE casualties from guerrilla warfare alongside with conventional.
On an open flat field, we would obviously lose by sheer numbers and be zerg rushed like Germany from the east in mid 1945.
>and overall morale
Yeah, about that.
The first thing that happens in such a scenario is 50% of the able bodied men packing up and going to Germany.
If we win, 25% of them will come back and file for war pensions.
you mean tito and shit? they get whacked enough by the ruskies, which is a fate worse than death.
>that map
kek, the sheer delusion. all those haughty nordcucks and disgusting slavs to take care of. open your eyes, it's not the 19th century anymore, there's not a single italian gene in those areas left
>there's not a single italian gene in those areas left
yeah,thats evident by the fact that we are taller than 1,40m
it will end like this for croatian men...
I hope for them that they will be able to do a fast war of few days or I'm afraid we will have to kill half of the croatian population.
in Istria there are still italian communities.
And who cares about the Croats, we can easily expel them.
Northern Cyprus once was greek, but in 1976 Turkey invaded and deported all the greeks, now it is colonized by Turks.
Sheer force is the only rule
like this for the women...
your insecurities don't concern me bogdan, and if you're going to praise other men taller than you to prove a statement about average height in your country, then you're not only gay but more pathetic than i thought
and like this for the children
Honestly the "NORTHERNS" shitalians wewuzin and larping as lombards, padanians and else 24/7 soo,....... if the faganians from venezia or others gay cities like milano or etc win that territory is like that lands go from slavs to wannabe germs/celts/nords.
soo,... i wish that the Croatians chads BTFO and genocide the "lombards" agains.
because i am Pro-Med and not Pro MUH 3% of nords blood and shieet! "padanians/lombards" are utterly delusional, gay self-haters.
if they take that land again they probably give that territory to "real" germanic people from the nord and for free. lol
i wasnt praising other man taller than me,i was mocking you for being manlet...
manlets are only the terroni and they would still win against you despite their low IQ
1,80 is not a manlet in my book. so shut up
We already have leeches from the south, no need to add leeches from the east. In such war we can only lose regardless of outcome
Trst je naš
Don't worry croatiabros. We will provide fojbe's for easy disposal of dead Italians.
the lands were owned by Veneti, we will expel all the croats, it is not so difficult.
We cannot do this with the terroni, but with Croats it is another thing.
You sure you want to commit to that? We'd need a lot.
Yep,... if war happend the venezians gonna go back to make shoes and artistic gay shit.
then they gonna still crying a lot for years like now are.
and the they gonna scream loud ,.. terroni!!! is all da terroni fault and shieet!..
wewuz NORDS!!!
anyway.
the war is over and,...
SLAV CHAD Tito > "fake nord"venezian homos.
padanos lose that land and that people for ever.
and all they can do is crying in internet.
Istria and Dalmatia are slav land (FOR EVER) and gayanos know that. lol
croatians were scared of a statue.
Just think of that
foibe will be your new home
>what are human rights conventions
Even in a hypothetical war you can kick them out. And I'm not willing to pay for terroni+croats. Who gives a shit about some coast,we have enough as it is
i'd like to see you try, half gyppo. what are you gonna use to take it from us? Ćevapčići guns?
this is what terroni are only able to do, insult from the internet.
What a pathetic race, of course they were fucked by northern soldier
Can't kick them out, sorry for the typo
please Slav Chads not genocide the venetians again,... if you guys do that they gonna cry MUH TERRONI!! for centuries and use blonde fake hair plugs and shit like that to larping as germans/celtics for ever....
be nice guys.
Turks are breaking every time the article 49 of the Geneva treaty in Cyprus.
THis is why Italians lost the war, because we have become sissies, Ceasar did not ask for forgiveness from Gauls, he slaughtered them.
And the coast is italian land, even if it was 1 meter square I would not give it away even for two million italian lives.
Just walk in after corona cleans you out.
terroni will fight and die for Istria.
You diaspora have no right to speak, many of them are patriotic even if they are not the smartest people
being a terun is insulting and miserable as it is, but you are so spineless that you can't bother to even live in the place that you supposedly love. you are vermin, member of a hypocritical sub species of hairless apes that did nothing but being parasites and pretending to be fed and respected. just look at your countrymen here, robbing markets while blaming the government for them to not pay taxes. stay there in niggerland haven, we don't want anymore like you
why can't we be friends
And yet you know what would happen if we did it. Just look at what happens when we stop migrant boats, now imagine actually removing people.
A bit of coast full of poor that you'll have to maintain isn't worthy it user, especially when you consider most of our country is coast already. Irredentism is autistic and senseless. Federalism is the final redpill
MUH TERRONI!! lol
you guys got mass killed by everybody but you fags still with the autistic sreaming MUH TERRONI!!!
REEEEEEEE!!!!!
haha
fuck off abdul. italia is a good neighbor.
I mean, if they don't cross the border they have nothing to be worried about.
Kek.
federalism is right but with all the italian land.
You are not Veneto or you would understand.
As I said, we need a dictator and we need him fast. Turkey got away with the massacre of Armenians and Greeks, a few expulsions want harm the nation.
because you stole our land instead of fighting bosnian muzzrats.
desu, i like southern italia more than north. much more human-like and open. north is shit for at least 150 years. you died long time ago. enjoy your consumerism and fagghetti industry.
Croatia has America on its side. Istria and Dalmatia look better within Croatia whatsoever but the rightful owner should be Austria-Hungary
shut up manlet
many of them are patriotic even if they are not the smartest people
they are so cucked? lol
why they gonna want to fight for germanics larpers interests and land?
fucking ignorant mutt think he has anything to say.
If Israel decides USA won't interfere, you won't interfere.
you may not like it but I know them better than you do
>You are not Veneto or you would understand.
You are right, I'm Lombardo living in Liguria so I might be biased
>Turkey got away with the massacre of Armenians and Greeks
Yea, but that's 100 years ago. Just see what happens to them with the kurds.
>rightful owner should be a state that hasn't existed in over a 100 years
Dude with you troll your lombards and venetians brothers?
is not a Pan-Germanic solidarity around the world?
lol
the destiny of prussian women in 1945 awaits them unfortunately
I'm Croatian diaspora obviously
Za dom spremni!
shove the MES up your ass, you enriched bastard, you and your dutch potheads. we're not giving you a dime, not anymore
sag* these d&c threads
>if israel decides
Israel like its whole population can suck my dick all the day. That Russo-american colony in the middle east will be wiped out within hours if needed and the US certainly won't do shit.
no no Turkey invaded Cyprus in 1976 and Nato didn't say anything because Turkey is strong, is ruled by authoritarian leaders and is useful to US and Israeli interests.
It should exist. It's a mistake tearing it apart after ww2
ww1* typo
i try to spell
(WHY you troll your lombards and bla bla bla) but i misspelled the world.
brainlet if you think this.
You die en masse for the zogs
>the obsessed moortuguese that thinks everything is d&c
Open a history book. Europe was ravaged by war since it was inhabited by humans
no no, let them. i have nothing to do tonight anyway
are you croat? Because what you say makes sense.
ah ok,.... i was thinking that you where a "real" german who just got tired of the padanians "wannabe germans" who always larping as germanic peoples.
he's only pretending to be retarded
who was the statue
Yea but they moved like 10k people, not millions.
Croat by nationality but I am half Italian
"Dalmatia" was a roman concept and all the coastal cities were Venetian Black Nobility property.
always a loss
Italy sends aircraft carrier loaded with garbage jets made by mutts and piloted by manlets. Slovenia gives our land manlet army free bus tickets to get to Croatia. Croatians hide in their homes, the wooden doors are the appropriate defense against us.
Taking advantage of the absence of the army manlets, Northern Italy declares independence. Southern Italy starves to death after 2 weeks of no gibs.
Manlets stranded in Croatia get rounded up and thrown into sinkholes and caves on their way back. Northern italy, being majority Muslim becomes a Caliphate.
Mutts bomb the shit out of us to bring democracy.
End.
Haha dude your country is known for effeminate and unmanly men, just look at your obsession with fashion and plucked eyebrows.
What could an Italian manlet wearing XS do to dinaric psychopaths who have nothing to lose and who have experienced shit like cutting out babies from alive womens' uteruses and replacing them with cats then sewing it back together less than 30 years ago?