/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2665

i'm looking for that bar graph of deaths/per day with recent figures. does anyone have it saved, or know where i can find it?

This is extremely unintelligent.

Commence the raids and food rationing

USA is over

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>The Ministry of Health regrets to report the sensitive death of five people due to infection with COVID-19.
>VICTIM NUMBER 12
>A 50-year-old man who was admitted to the Almanzor Aguinaga National Hospital in the province of Chiclayo, Lambayeque region due to acute respiratory failure and COVID-19 pneumonia. His death occurred at 05:00 a.m. on March 26, 2020.
VICTIM NUMBER 13
>66-year-old man who was admitted to the Guillermo Almenara Irigoyen National Hospital in the province of Lima, due to respiratory failure, sepsis and COVID-19 pneumonia. His death occurred at 9:30 p.m. on March 26, 2020.
>VICTIM NUMBER 14
>43-year-old man who was admitted to the Hipólito Unanue National Hospital in the province of Lima, due to respiratory failure, sepsis at respiratory focus, obesity and pneumonia with COVID-19. His death occurred at 02:16 p.m. on March 27, 2020.
>VICTIM NUMBER 15
>64-year-old man, from Hong Kong, who presented a picture of COVID-19 infection. His death occurred at his home located in the Cusco region at 03:20 p.m. on March 27, 2020.
>VICTIM NUMBER 16
>60-year-old woman who was admitted to the Alberto Sabogal Sologuren Hospital in Bellavista, Callao, for septic shock, respiratory failure, and COVID-19 pneumonia. His death occurred at 5:45 p.m. on March 27, 2020.

FLORIDA LOCKDOWN SOON

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CORONAVIRUS IS BIGGEST NOTHINGBURGER, I HAVE 38.5 TEMPERATURE AND ITS NOTHING

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i got the phlegm feeling in my lungs and its been a few minutes since i tried coughing it out and now its getting a bit tougher to breathe and now my body wants to cough.

how fucked am i........?

here you go fellow coomers

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>only 50k more cases

It’s slowing down isn’t it?

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RATS SWARM NEW ORLEANS STREETS

ITS FUCKING HABBENING

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Where are the fucking riot?
LITERALLY NO RIOT IN USA OR UK!!

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uh-oh spaghettios

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>curve already flattening in my state despite testing a completely unnecessary amount of people

just nuke NY and be done with it so we can go back to normal please

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April will be the month of Chaos, soon the world will be filled with people trying to live while others panic. Panic will be law and death will be seen as daily occurrence again, mass graves will begin worldwide once more.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qwYGKIeeu6g

you have good days and bad days memeflaggot

Thaaat is where aligatre from :DD

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honky tiems
youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0&t=100s

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>choke to death and die goyim, but don't stop working

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Reminder to all Bucharest anons: refuse to get tested when the mass testings begin tomorrow. Chances are that you'll end up infected after getting tested since the people that are doing can't even follow proper PPE procedures in their own fucking hospitals. Expect them to not even change their gloves.

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Really, because this is what I'm dealing with

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They're starting to chimp out in the south in Italy

Disgusting and gross and also nasty

Alpha Gen BTFO how could zoomers allow this?

Interesting. I wasn't aware of that.

>he fell for the Chinese labor meme

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Police are beating the shit out of people in India
>Police are beating the shit out of people in India
Police are beating the shit out of people in India
>Police are beating the shit out of people in India
Police are beating the shit out of people in India
>Police are beating the shit out of people in India

youtube.com/watch?v=jmY0_naStME

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>people are dying
>chimp out
>get infected
>die

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 116,910 (1,945) Italy 92,472 (10,023) China 81,394 (3,295) Spain 72,248 (5,812) Germany 56,202 (403) France 37,575 (2,314) Iran 35,408 (2,517) United Kingdom 17,089 (1,019) Switzerland 13,377 (242) Netherlands 9,762 (639) South Korea 9,478 (144) Belgium 9,134 (353) Austria 8,188 (68) Turkey 7,402 (108) Canada 5,434 (55) Portugal 5,170 (100) Norway 3,981 (22) Australia 3,635 (14) Israel 3,619 (12) Brazil 3,477 (93) Sweden 3,447 (105) Czech Republic 2,541 (11) Ireland 2,415 (36) Malaysia 2,320 (27) Denmark 2,201 (65) Chile 1,909 (6) Luxembourg 1,831 (18) Ecuador 1,823 (48) Poland 1,638 (18) Japan 1,499 (49) Pakistan 1,495 (12) Romania 1,452 (30) Russia 1,264 (4) Thailand 1,245 (6) Saudi Arabia 1,203 (4) South Africa 1,187 (2) Finland 1,167 (9) Indonesia 1,155 (102) Philippines 1,075 (68) Greece 1,061 (32) Iceland 963 (2) India 933 (20) Singapore 802 (2) Panama 786 (14) Dominican Republic 719 (28)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +12,784 (+249) Italy +5,974 (+889) China +54 (+3) Spain +6,529 (+674) Germany +5,331 (+52) France +4,611 (+319) Iran +3,076 (+139) United Kingdom +2,546 (+260) Switzerland +449 (+11) Netherlands +1,159 (+93) South Korea +146 (+5) Belgium +1,850 (+64) Austria +491 (+10) Turkey +1,704 (+16) Portugal +902 (+24) Norway +210 (+3) Australia +257 (+1) Brazil +60 (+1) Czech Republic +262 (+2) Ireland +294 (+14) Malaysia +159 (+1) Denmark +155 (+13) Chile +299 (+1) Luxembourg +226 (+3) Ecuador +196 (+7) Poland +249 (+2) Pakistan +122 (+1) Romania +160 (+4) Thailand +109 (+1) Saudi Arabia +99 (+1) Finland +126 (+2) Indonesia +109 (+15) Philippines +272 (+14) Greece +95 (+4) Dominican Republic +138 (+8) Mexico +132 (+4) Argentina +101 (+4) Peru +36 (+5) Serbia +131 (+2) Croatia +71 (+2) Qatar +28 (+1) Egypt +40 (+6) Iraq +48 (+2) Algeria +45 (+3) Morocco +14 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Also theme
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In two years time we are going to be living inside Psycho Pass.

Fuck the mods

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any chicago fags in this thread?

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All dentists are shut.
>tfw I need 4 extractions that are all awkward and need specialist treatment and was supposed to be sent a referral letter for dental hospital from my dentist and then the pandemic got declared

Fuck my luck.

We still have electricity, food, water and internet. My state isnt shutdown so I've been going out to eat and to the gym regularly. I was hoping for a happening too but it's been so damn boring.

So freedom of movement is gone for good, both locally and globally?

I missed the thread when we hit 30k. Any cool new Coronas from that?

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Ah fuck, not tomorrow, Monday.

>No idea, but it’s certainly affecting a certain New Orleans demographic more strongly at the moment given various socioeconomic factors
Can you be more clear? I have no idea what the demographics of New Orleans are.

Who the fuck makes these pepe memes?

Did you dip that in chocolate sauce?

>be powerful nation
>know how virulent and infectious COVID-19 is
>do nothing about it
>treat as less infectious than season flu
>but its more so
>get fucked by global pandemic
>because of ignorance
>no scientists in politics, just businessmen
I want to get of this ride

57,835 and the day is't over yet

gotta pump those numbers, those are rookie numbers

to beat yesterday's record they need to go at least 19.000 or 20.000 today

Disgusting birds

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A pasta pasta, wow.
You make us look bad, stop it.
Most intelligent Lombards agree this was their region's screwup and it's unfair that the whole country has to pay for it.

someone post the one of her dancing but the backside

stop posting this shit faggot
we already have this website

>Recall: hundreds of thousands of mouth masks in hospitals appear to be unsafe
>SECOND TEST 1.2MILLION KN95 MASKS USELESS

nu.nl/coronavirus/6041045/terugroepactie-honderdduizenden-mondkapjes-in-ziekenhuizen-blijken-onveilig.html

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Where can I find out more details about Texas cases?

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Nigga, just buy the dips.

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No nigga im from tha 313 DETROIT FOR LIFE BITCH

Ion kno why my flag says canada niccuh i be in the 313 real sheeeeit

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>Twenty five k and my life is still
>Trying to get up that great big hill of skulls
>For a vaccination

>I realized quickly when I knew I should
>That the world ain't made up of this brotherhood of man
>For whatever that means

>And so I coof sometimes
>When I'm lying undone tryin to get it all out
>Whats in my lungs
>And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

>And so I wake in the morning
>Can't step outside
>Try to take a deep breath and I begin to cry
>And I coof from the top of my lungs
>What's going on?

>And I coof, hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah
>I coofed hey, what's going on?

>And I coof, hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah
>I coofed hey, what's going on?

>Oh, *cough, oh, *cough*, oh
>Oh, *cough, oh, *cough*, oh

>And I try, oh my god do I try
>I try all the time, for self isolation

>And I pray, oh my God do I pray
>I pray every single day
>For a vaccination

>And so I coof sometimes
>When I'm lying undone tryin to get it all out
>Whats in my lungs
>And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

>And so I wake in the morning
>Can't step outside
>Try to take a deep breath and I begin to cry
>And I coof from the top of my lungs
>What's going on?

>And I coof, hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah
>I coofed hey, what's going on?

>And I coof, hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah
>I coofed hey, what's going on?

>And I coof, hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah
>I coofed hey, what's going on?

>And I coof, hey yeah yeah hey, hey yeah yeah
>I coofed hey, what's going on?

>Oh, *cough, oh, *cough*, oh

>Twenty five k and my life is still
>Trying to get up that great big hill of skulls
>for a vaccination

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>black hair
God they work so fast, my balls can't keep up

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The ride never ends

>Pneumonia
The marxist puppet promised pneumonia vaccines, how many health workers are infected?

kek

He bought?

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H E R D

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (-4.52%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-3%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (-42%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-25%) Rome (-26%) Milan (-15%) Berlin (-7%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-10%) Paris (-33%) Madrid (-11%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-26%) Johannesburg (-3%) Sao Paulo (-31%) Buenos Aires (-23%) New York (-34%) Washington (-24%) Miami (-18%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-14%) Houston (-14%) Mexico City (-39%) Los Angeles (-25%) Seattle (-2%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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daily reminder that /cvg/ is for tripchads ONLY

Found the biological terrorist.

how is it the regions screwup?

I love peacocks. Funny birds.

Wonder how tight their cloacas are

Inshallah, bro.

Let me guess. Made in China.

>3.7 billion people put under lockdown
nothingburger

I work in a nursing home, my roomie is a public servant and both of us work with high-risk or people confirmed with COVID-19. Not feelign good today

Bet

no take backs bro

its just a flu bro

if you get rona you get rona

america #1

manifest destiny y'all

COOMSOON !

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That's not how you check your temperature, user.

I just realized, I am the only doomer Egyptian who post in /cvg/. Moving on, All that panic inducing crap going on aside, I used to feed some cats and dogs (lurking around in the park) leftovers/chicken bones/whatever across several years during my weekly jog. Their share continues to pile up ever since i cooped up inside my home.

Should I just go out there and feed them for their sake or should i just throw that shit in the trash? Seeing them gives me some peace of mind and lord knows i need some right fucking now.

yes. made in china, sold to dutch hospitals

The death of leftism is all I pray for.

Kill those rats, the parasites will leave the dead bodies

mfw

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based

It's too late for that

Nope. NEET that hasn't left the house since the beginning of January. I'm not infected and I won't allow those cunts to put their dirty gloves on me and infect me because they couldn't decontaminate their equipment.

NJ, NY, CT anons are you gonna be ok? Please stay safe.

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It’s already slowing down lmao, happening fags in shambles

I've got the virus. Feel free to ask me anything.

Is that shadman?

I'm the opposite. I want the ride to get worse. I have cases of MRE's and supplies. The only problem is that no one is taking it seriously. My state isn't locked down and people are just living their every day lives. I'm so fucking bored with nothing going on.

>it only kills people over 90
>it only kills people over 80
>it only kills people over 70
>it only kills people over 60
>it only kills people over 50
>it only kills people over 40
>it only kills people over 30
>it only kills people over 20
>it only kills people over 10

It only kills people

sauce:wrex.com/2020/03/28/infant-state-employee-die-from-covid-19/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_13WREX

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this whole thing has guaranteed trump will be a 1 term president

Be my fren

Dömp eet

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slept @ 6am did new 600k corona get made

>Dump it

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NEW THREAD
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>only 30 000 dead
I WANT MORE

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Sure

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